Intelligence Bureau

Yo~ Hello everyone, this is the recording site of Beep, Beep, and One Hundred Questions about Couples’ Sexuality~ (The producer who has been unable to correct the name of the show...)

After many days, we finally invited the guests again. They are all busy people. It is not easy to find a time when everyone is free. It is as touching as having food and sleep every day. (received 'friendly' gazes from the guests) Ah, sorry, I have all kinds of meat to eat every day, and I sleep in a bed made of money! (I will cry if I talk too much) Okay, let’s not talk too much, let’s start recording the show as soon as possible~

Guests:

arnold

bg

cgiotto

21 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

a battle wounded. (When Arnold said this, he was extremely cold, contemptuous, arrogant, and disdainful...to express the absolute opposition between him and Lennart on this issue. Arnold thought this way: Only weak creatures are afraid of injury and death .Usually when he said this, Lennart would pack his bags and throw them on the bed, until some people who didn't take the injury seriously choked up and begged for mercy. [Sure enough, the bed is the final decision.])

When b stopped him from going to Lennart Costa. (G stared at Arnold and finished the sentence word by word, especially emphasizing the names of the people in it...Arnold said that this matter has nothing to do with him, and hangs up high.)

Host: "G, that's Andrea's immediate superior, it's okay for you to stop him all the time, after all, that's his career. [Worry-hearted]"

g: "I said I will raise him."

Host: "Although it's very touching, this kind of thing needs to be done on your own terms. Andrea made it clear that she doesn't want to eat for free...[Risking her life]"

g: [a cold glance]

Host: [shuddering] [male chauvinism does not bring such a thing, Mr. G, let us silently mourn for Andrea. 】

c Too many times in one night.

Host: [Shame] [How much wronged Cozart has suffered in this matter, he is simply resentful. 】

22 How far is your relationship?

a→_→

b→_→

c→_→

Moderator: ←_←Okay, I will slap my mouth, this is a question created by everyone... I warn you not to look at me with that kind of eyes, or you will all be written as x function Believe it or not? [Looking up shamelessly and slapping in the face

23 Where did two people first date?

a... (Arnold has been meditating...)

Host: "Well, if you don't have a more formal date, you can use your own definition."

Arnold: "His mother's residence. [An arrogant face who said I don't have it]"

Everyone: Hey~ No wonder you didn't speak up for so long, it turned out that the first date led me home to meet my parents~

b Playground, he has wanted to go for a long time.

Everyone: Andrea... now no one will question the correctness of g's simple description of you.

cxx town (town where giotto and cozart were born)

24 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

a The whole time, his mother circled me, so there was no atmosphere.

Everyone: [silent]

b comfortable, relaxed, close.

Host: "A playground, a place full of innocence, can you not be happy~"

c warm

Host: [Star Eyes, girl mode is fully activated]

25 How far has it progressed then?

a just got together.

b has done everything that should be done.

c old couple.

Host: "Arnold, are you sure your answer is just together?"

Arnold: [Why do you have an opinion. 】

Host: "How can I remember that you two have done everything you need to do when you get together~【Not afraid of death】

The audience was silent, G smiled indifferently, Giotto smiled warmly, the host smiled □, and Arnold was so cold.

26 frequent date spots?

a intelligence agency.

b Playground.

c travel around the world.

Host: "Forget about Arnold, as a workaholic, it's hard for Lennart. But can you ask g, why do you often go to the playground?"

g: "To add, it's playgrounds all over the world."

Host: "[Mo] You and the boss are doing great!"

27 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

a give a black windbreaker.

Host: "Arnold, how deep is your obsession with the black trench coat? Are you afraid that Lennart won't like it?"

Arnold: "You don't need him to like it. (Subtext: I like it)"

Everyone: [Silence] Arnold, do you really know whose birthday it is...?

G and Giotto asked in unison: "Will this episode be broadcast?"

Host: "Yes."

g and giotto said in unison again: "The answer will be kept secret."

Everyone: ...I always feel that Arnold has fallen into a big pit.

Lying on the sofa at home while shaking his legs, eating an orange and watching TV, Leinart suddenly laughed all over the country.

ps: Complex needs, please ignore the relationship between the times and high-tech such as TV recorders

28 How much do you like each other?

to……

Host: "Arnold, don't be shy, how can you answer the following questions like this."

Arnold: "I don't want to answer these meaningless questions. I don't think there is any need for this show to go on."

Host: "Don't, don't say it if you don't want to say it, okay, let's skip it." But I was thinking in my heart, I want to save face and suffer, don't say I didn't give you a chance, you will know your mistake when you go home .

b Unswerving until death.

c, like time, has no end.

Host: "Look at these two, Arnold, learn more."

29 So, do you love each other?

The three of them looked at the past together, with the words "What do you think?" in their eyes.

The host shivered: "Boss, your smile is obviously so warm, but your eyes are so hot that it makes one's heart ache..."

Giotto: "Because I can't let Cozart misunderstand [continue to the Holy Mother laugh]"

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

a What should I do with you.

b Don't treat me like a child.

c we go home

Moderator: "g,..."

g: "Don't talk, leave me alone."

Everyone: "..."

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

a torture

b will not give him this chance.

c I trust Cozart.

The host muttered in a low voice: "You can't be sure if you press your bed so hard..."

Giotto: "What did you say, host? I didn't hear clearly. [Hide a knife in a smile]"

The host panicked: "No no no no...I said you are really confident hahahaha..."

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

a不

b不

c If it happens, I will respect his choice.

The public: "As expected of a person of Dakong attribute~ Unlike the other two people, they are completely like killing people at any time..."

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

a torture

Host: "Arnold, do you have other punishment methods? Don't you know that your torture will never be effective against Leinart?"

Arnold: "Shut up, or you will be tortured together."

The host obediently zipped up his mouth...

B is used to it, he is often late because of business, and the person who is late looks more pitiful than me, the person who was released, and he can't get angry in an instant.

Host: "Sad."

g: "Don't talk, leave me alone."

c Kozart is usually not late, if he is suddenly late for so long, I will be worried.

Host: "Boss, you are such a good man who is once in a millennium ~ why did you bend [a pity]"

giotto: "Didn't you set it up? [laughs]"

The host obediently zipped up his mouth again...

35 The other party's sexy expression?

a he has no unsexy expression

b licking lips

c moans

Moderator: "We will not comment on this sensitive topic."

Seemingly relieved by the host's rare and conscious behavior, the three guests all showed the most peaceful expressions since the show began.

However, good things are short-lived.

Host: "No, I still can't help but want to ask guest No. [-], is Lennart also sexy when he goes to the bathroom?"

Arnold's face was instantly the same color as his clothes.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

a together

b together

c together

It is rare for the three of them to be so unanimous, which is really a wonder of the world.After all, the host couldn't resist asking out of curiosity. "May I ask if what you said about being together is in the superficial sense or in the deep sense?"

despised by the collective.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

a eat the meals he cooks.

b the first thing he sees when he wakes up every morning is his sleeping face

c holding his hand to travel around the world

Host: "Please come to a dozen happiness!"

39 Ever quarreled?

a有

Host: "You two are more than arguing..."

Arnold: "You have another opinion."

The host flinched instantly: "Don't dare..."

b has

c有

40 What are the quarrels?

a endless hooliganism

b he always blames me for treating him as a child

Host: "I told you not to be too masculine~"

g: "Don't talk, leave me alone."

……

c trivial things in life, playing petty temper.

How to reconcile after 41?

A used more shameless actions to prove that the previous hooliganism was not worth worrying about.

Host: "That's fine too... What's wrong with this, it's clearly shaking m... [The voice is getting softer and softer"

Arnold: "It seems that you can't wait to be tortured."

The host watched someone take out the handcuffs in horror: "Ya Die!!!"

b do the above for him once.

c do the above for him once.

Host: "Why do you feel that Arnold was cheated... As the only one among the guests, he didn't even have a chance to fight back."

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

a...um. (Answer after pondering for a long time)

b hope.

c is looking forward to it.

Host: "Arnold, do you need to be so reluctant?"

Arnold: "..." [People are shy and you have an opinion?I really don't understand the tsundere mind at all! 】

43 When do you feel loved?

aAnytime (automatically supplementing Lennart's various unrestrained hooliganism, it is indeed anytime.)

When b comes home and opens the door (Andrea is definitely the best house pet, bar none.)

c at any time, especially when actively courting

Host: "Boss, how strong is your sexual desire [shame], is this thing directly linked to leadership status?"

44 What is your expression of love?

a indulgence

b...

c love

Host: "G... Are you [Silent Love]?"

g: "No... I can't put it down."

Host: "This... Are you sure you don't love him and just want to handcuff him to the bed and not let him go out?"

g: "... [Keep suspicious silence]"

Host: "You are so tactful. [This is not called putting it down, it is called kidnapping ==]"

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

a not yet

b When you only think about Lennart Costa

Host: "About the boss control setting, I always feel that I harmed Andrea... Now there is a rush to ruin other people's happiness [tears]"

g: "As long as you know."

Moderator: [I confess]

c No oh~ I have always believed in Kozart, any time. (The world that boss laughs is captivated by it)

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

a Bianhua (flower language: devil's tenderness)

b Gypsophila (flower language: pure, caring, yearning, supporting role, true love and pure heart)

c sunflower (flower language: silent love)

[Because you can eat melon seeds? 】

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

a There is no need to say a lot of things. (A look that said that wasting saliva will directly lead to death...)

b Everyone has some dark secrets, to a certain extent, this should not be a factor affecting the relationship between couples.

c Even in the closest relationship, you should respect each other's desires.

Host: "It seems that everyone is quite sensible."

The three shot at each other, and the latter immediately fell silent.

48 Where does your sense of inferiority come from?

a What is an inferiority complex.

Can b eat it?

c probably can drink.

Host: "...You guys are really enough."

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

The three of them looked at the host, with bright words written on their faces: "What do you think?"

Moderator: "I think so, we can skip this question..."

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

a um (cold and decisive)

b will (with a faint smile, but full of self-confidence)

c [But laughing and not speaking] His eyes are full of longing for eternity.

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

a...Shou (has hesitated for a long time, but still reluctantly tells the truth)

b attack (so proud)

c attack (smile spike)

The host retreated silently, always feeling that she was the first to die when she opened her mouth... Besides, the air-conditioning at the scene is already quite sufficient, can you ask g and giotto to stop provoking someone to turn this place into an arctic climate?

52 Why did you make such a decision?

a Isn't this your setting? [glaring fiercely]

The host flinched: [I...] [In my heart: You are the one who prostitutes!You are the one who is under pressure!You are the one who is ravaged!What's the matter? ! 】

b let nature take its course

c let nature take its course

After listening to the statements of the latter two, Arnold's anger level soared again...

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

a dissatisfied

b very satisfied

c um~ (rippling~)

Arnold silently put his hand into the pocket of the windbreaker... The host immediately changed the subject.

54 Where is the first h? (I always feel like I'm in a boss session.)

a on the bed (eyes flicker, the visual inspection is that the shy mode is on.)

b on the bed

c conference table (spring breeze blowing...)

Host: "Boss, can you grab a little more?"

giotto told everyone with a smile, it’s ok~

55 How did you feel at that time?

a [complexion like ink]

b [laugh without answering]

c [but laughing without speaking]

Moderator: [Changing topic silently]

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

a【Continue to look like ink】

b【Do you think I will tell you the pride】

c[All you need to savor a smile on your face is this kind of thing]

The host's heart was bleeding: [Suddenly felt that it was a mistake to invite these three people to the show, and asking this kind of question was even more wrong!Guests No. [-] and No. [-] are completely used to stimulate the existence of No. [-] guest, and No. [-] guest is completely used to destroy the existence of humanity]

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

a Lennart Costa, are you tired of living.

Moderator: "... how do I remember it was 'uh~' or 'ah~'?"

Arnold: "That's a modal particle."

Host: 【Shocked, Arnold didn't just take out the handcuffs or throw things away! 】

good morning.

c【The first time was at the conference table, how come the morning】

Host: "Okay, here you go."

58 times per week h?

a3 (Arnold's face is black with red, and his brows are tightly wrinkled, expressing not only a little shyness, but also deep dissatisfaction with the program.)

b3

c2

Host: "The boss's answer this time is a bit surprising, can you tell me why? [According to the wildness of the boss, isn't it normal to have fun every night~]

giotto: "Too much is not good for his health."

Host: "But you said that you are more difficult to control in this matter."

giotto: "Well, I mean once it starts."

Everyone: [Understanding]

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

a3 (It seems that Arnold is quite satisfied with the current situation)

b3

c7

Everyone: "Boss..."

giotto: "What you said is ideal. [laughs]"

60 So, what is h?

a [silent protest against such meaningless questions]

b [laughs]

c【I laugh, I laugh, I laugh, laugh】

The host hurriedly got up: "Okay! This episode of the program will come to an end here! Let's meet for the next episode~"

Arnold stood up coldly, his black windbreaker lifted up without any wind, and he rushed out of the recording studio with a burst of chilling air. g and giotto stood up slowly, the former walked out with his hands in his pockets and walked out in a leisurely mood, the latter raised his hand and waved to the staff, and walked away.

At this point, the entire crew is considered safe.

It turns out that doing a show also means risking your life.

The author has something to say: Doing this kind of topic is simply doing death.

The author risked his life to come to such an episode at such a critical moment, please don't slap his face.

There are still two or three chapters to come to an end, the next chapter is the main text, everyone is anxious... Take it easy first haha~