Those years of fast-wearing and paranoid teasing each other

While Qin Jinsheng and Wen Yunlin were discussing Ma Da in the cemetery, Wen Yunlin's father, Wen Xiaoyun, and mother, He Yun, met a middle-aged man in Taoist robes on their way up the mountain.

One night, He Yun and Wen Xiaoyun dreamed of their son at the same time, and when they woke up, they were naturally surprised. Therefore, Wen Xiaoyun temporarily put down the work at hand, took half a day, and decided to go with He Yun The nearest Taoist temple is a guess.

The Taoist temple is located on the top of the mountain, and it needs to climb up the stairs to show sincerity.

But when they climbed halfway up the mountain, they met a Taoist priest who was blowing a small fan in the pavilion.

Although the Taoist priest was wearing a Taoist robe, he was sitting with his feet spread apart, his back leaning against the side of the pavilion, his head was sweating and he was out of breath, obviously he looked like he had just exercised.

And the sports in this place are most likely to be mountain climbing.

Taoist priest:"……"

Seeing them, the Taoist priest looked a little flustered, but he quickly calmed down in the next moment, put his feet back, sat up, straightened his back, and coughed lightly: "We are destined to meet each other. Gua?"

The couple rushed to the top of the mountain, and now they ran into a Taoist priest who didn't look very good on the mountainside, and their trust was somewhat compromised.

But in line with the principle that neither trust nor offend, the two of them were polite.

Taoist: "It turns out that the two of you are going to seek a fortune-telling from the poor Taoist brother, isn't it a coincidence?"

Wen Xiaoyun said intentionally: "Is Master Linshui your junior?"

Taoist: "Sir, the Taoist Master Jushan lives in the temple on the mountain."

Only then did Wen Xiaoyun believe it a little bit: "That's because I remembered wrongly, people are old and not very useful."

Taoist: "Poverty Dao just did some calculations, but you two are here to calculate the divination of children?"

These words were right on the topic, He Yun secretly tugged Wen Xiaoyun's sleeve.

Wen Xiaoyun: "As a parent, there's no one who doesn't worry about their children."

The Taoist pinched his fingers again to make the calculation, but frowned: "This..." The Taoist looked at the two of them, but saw that they were both standing there, and did not open their mouths to cheer.

So he had no choice but to continue to say: "You have two sons, the second son is talented and intelligent, and will become a great weapon in the future, the eldest son..." The Taoist looked at the two of them again, but still no one answered his words.

The Taoist choked up inexplicably. If a normal person meets a Taoist who can figure out his own affairs, shouldn't he rush to ask him right now?Why are these two people not talking?Is he wrong?However, he has already investigated all these in advance, there can be no mistakes!

It must be the bad first impression he gave them just now, which caused their trust in him to be greatly reduced. Old Li is so unreliable!He said that he would only lead people over in the afternoon so that he could make arrangements on the mountain ahead of time, and he could only lead Mrs. Wen up the mountain alone.

Now it's all right, He Yun went up the mountain ahead of time, and the two of them went up the mountain together.

Mrs. Wen is easy to fool, but an old fox like Wen Xiaoyun is so easy to be fooled!

Fortunately, he knew the name of the Taoist priest on the mountain, otherwise Wen Xiaoyun would have spotted him the moment he met him!

The Taoist priest paused for a while, seeing no one answered him, so he had to continue talking, and finally got involved in the matter of the ghost marriage, and solemnly stated that if they don't hold a ghost marriage for the eldest son who died, their son will die. It will become a ghost, and it will never be reborn forever.

He Yun was not calm when he heard that his son might turn into a ghost: "How could this happen? Isn't it because I feel lonely in the cemetery and want to find someone to accompany me?" That's obviously not what my son said in his dream last night ah!

Taoist: "..." What is going on in Mrs. Wen's mind?How could you still think of that?

The Taoist was just thinking about it in his heart, without showing it on the surface, but echoed: "Find the young master a companion, so that he can suppress his resentment and prevent him from becoming a ghost."

Wen Xiaoyun: "It's all just your one-sidedness. Marriage in the dark is not a child's play. It can be done as you say. My son has been gone for so many years. How can you gossip about the rest of the girl's life for no reason? You Taoist priest Let us harm people when you come up, could it be that you have some ulterior motive?"

Taoist: "Sir, I've already said that. The poor Taoist just guessed because of the fate of the encounter. Since the husband doesn't believe it, then let it go."

After finishing speaking, the Taoist turned around and walked down the mountain.

He Yun: "This Taoist priest stay behind!"

The Taoist stopped and shook his head slowly: "Since the two of you don't believe me, it's useless for me to say more. After all, it's just a chance meeting, so let's leave it alone."

He Yun: "No, what I mean is, Daoist, you forgot to take your small electric fan."

Taoist priest:"……"

After watching the Taoist figure disappear completely, He Yun tugged Wen Xiaoyun's sleeves: "We all dreamed about our son last night, and the son wanted a companion, and now the Taoist priest said that he would have a ghost marriage, what should we do? "

Wen Xiaoyun: "It's just a dream. Maybe it's just that we miss our son too much. Call the second child, and we will go to the boss's place to make a confession this afternoon and talk to him."

He Yun: "Then shall we still go to the top of the mountain?"

Wen Xiaoyun: "It's all here, go up and ask for a talisman."

He Yun was a little surprised: "Don't you usually believe this..."

Wen Xiaoyun: "You made a fuss here early in the morning, didn't you just want to ask for a talisman?"

The couple continued to walk up the mountain, but they didn't know that the Taoist didn't go too far, but took a step at a time, turned a few turns, stopped again, deliberately slowed down, and waited for a long time.

But until he moved to the bottom of the mountain step by step like a turtle, he couldn't wait for Wen's couple.

The Taoist lost his patience completely, and simply took off the hat that made him sweat profusely, and got into the high-topped car he drove over by himself.

Coincidentally, the phone rang at this time, and the Taoist priest immediately got through the call when he saw the call notification, and the unhappiness on his face also turned into spring rain the moment he connected the call: "Miss Su, hey, it's me."

Taoist: "Don't worry, Miss Su, Wen's couple went up the mountain today. I met them and told them everything. Although they still don't believe it, don't worry, I am familiar with this kind of thing. I promise, within three days, He Yun will definitely come over again, and if I make the matter more serious, she will definitely be anxious!"

Taoist: "Yes, Miss, just wait for my good news."

After hanging up the phone, the Taoist priest withdrew the smile and exclaimed, "This rich man is really good at playing tricks, marrying while alive, and wanting to play ghost marriage after death, thanks to them wanting to get it."

The Taoist priest found the name of "Old Li" in the address book, quickly dialed it, and the other side was quickly connected. However, before the Taoist priest could speak, Lao Li complained first: "Old Liu! , I don’t think this can be done today, I’ve been sitting at the vegetable market for almost a whole morning, and I haven’t seen He Yun at all, doesn’t it mean that she usually goes to this vegetable market to buy vegetables?”

Hearing this, the Taoist priest was stunned: "He Yun didn't go to the vegetable market this morning?"

Lao Li: "I didn't come. The other people squatting nearby are watching. I didn't see He Yun. I guess she won't come today. We have to do it tomorrow. Don't worry, as long as she comes to my booth for fortune-telling, keep it safe." Fooled her to go to you!"

Taoist: "...I saw them today."

"What? Aren't you still doing some work on the mountain?"

Taoist: "That's right, I met them before I reached the top of the mountain. Wen Xiaoyun and He Yun went up the mountain together, and they said they were going to the Taoist priest on the top of the mountain to ask for amulets. Do you think it's a coincidence? Fortunately, I asked After that, the Taoist priest is not here today, so even if they go up, it will be a waste of time."

Lao Li scolded a dirty word: "Why didn't you say it earlier, causing us to wait so long here for nothing!"

Taoist: "I thought it was you who fooled the two of them together! I was fine with He Yun, but Wen Xiaoyun didn't believe it at first glance! I almost revealed my secret just now!"

Lao Li: "Then what do you think about this matter now?"

The Taoist pondered for a moment before saying: "We can do this first..."

The Taoist priest was so focused on telling his big plan that he didn't see the two people walking down the mountain road supporting each other, just passing behind his high-topped car and getting into a small red car next to him.

It wasn't until the red car started to drive away that the Taoist priest suddenly raised his head, looked to the side, and slapped his thigh: "No! They're gone!"

The reason why he waited so long at the bottom of the mountain was because he knew that there was only one mountain road going down the mountain, and the car of Wen's couple was parked here.

He wanted the matter of "meeting and fate" to be implemented, so he waited to see them again, so that they could feel the urgency of having a ghost marriage.

But who would have thought that after waiting for a long time, in the time he returned to the car to turn on the air conditioner and make two phone calls, he got down and left!

Waited for so long in vain!

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Qin Jinsheng stayed by Wen Yunlin's tombstone until the afternoon. Seeing that the sun was about to set, Wen Yunlin urged: "It will be cold at night, go home and rest."

"..." Qin Jincheng looked at the black and white pieces on the chessboard in front of him, as long as Wen Yunlin made another move, he would lose.

Qin Jincheng: "I'll come back tomorrow, what do you want to eat?"

Wen Yunlin: "Tomorrow, you wait at home first. My parents should think it through. There is a high probability that they will go to you. Let's talk by contract."

Qin Jincheng has now contracted Wen Yunlin into his own ghost, and the contract on the palms of the two can allow the two to communicate without hindrance.

Qin Jincheng got up and tidied his clothes, and patted off the dust on his body. As soon as he walked out of the cemetery, he saw a man with a big bag in his hand and a big bag on his back, grunting towards him. Come in this direction.

Originally, Qin Jincheng didn't care much, but he heard someone shouting: "Xiao Mori, walk slowly!"

"Know it!"

The familiar name and voice made Qin Jincheng follow the sound.

The next moment, Wen Yunsen's face came into view just like that... Boom!

Wen Yunsen's foot that was about to step on the steps missed and fell directly.

Qin Jincheng who happened to be standing in front of him: "..." Why do you need to do such a great gift...