Metaphysical little beauty falls into the infinite world

[? ? ? ?How the hell did I think my wife was going to fight back? ? ]

[I also thought... I thought it was because my wife liked me because of the white hair, so I bullied him back]

[Damn... I was wrong, I shouldn't have such stupid thoughts about my kind and stupid wife]

[Uh...it's pretty good, actually, at least my wife has learned to use her own hue, which proves that I still have a chance]

[Ahhhhhh my wife don't post this bastard! !Post me! ! ]

[Wuwu idiot wife, even if you betray your lust, this idiot will still bully you, so why don’t you sell your lust to me, at least I won’t bully you]

Sure enough, he is still stupid.

[Through] Slander in my heart.In fact, even if Zhu Yao didn't do this, he would still take Zhu Yao down to observe the trend of the fraudulent marriage.

But looking at the pretty player holding his palm and sticking it on his face, [Through] could not help but move his haughty heart, and agreed verbally: "Yes, but you have to follow me all the way, you can't act rashly, you can do it ?"

"Yeah!!" Zhu Yao's eyes lit up, and the little braids on both sides of her shoulders hopped up and down with the nod, very cute.

"I won't act rashly, I'll listen to you!" A certain idiot player showed a carefree and excited smile, thinking that he succeeded with scheming, but he was actually very naive.

The sound of gongs and drums downstairs gradually stopped, and the Taoist priest recited strange sutras or other documents, and the chatter spread to the room on the second floor where Zhu Yao was.

【Through】Looking at the suddenly dazed look of Xiaomei in front of me, she couldn't help but smiled, and urged: "It's an old house that is more than ten years old, even if it is decorated luxuriously, the sound insulation effect is still not good. ?”

"..." Zhu Yao blushed. In fact, he couldn't remember whether he had made any strange noises with Su Yang last night. With a delicate jade face that was red and white, he shook his head and stammered, "Yes, yes. What is the Taoist chanting?"

That word sounds like, as long as you are not a fool, you can tell that it is not an ordinary wedding greeting... But since it is a scheming marriage, it must be unusual, but Zhu Yao can't understand it.He somewhat understood some of the sacrificial words, but he really couldn't understand this one.

"Dedicated to the mountain god...Which mountain are you going to send the tricky bride to? By the way, do you know why the villagers sacrifice to the mountain god? Is it because every time it rains, the landslides will occur?"

Zhu Yao still pretended not to recognize [True], and followed the logic of thinking that Tou was an ordinary dungeon NPC.

The man in front of him looked down at Zhu Yao, as if he cared about his talking too much, but Tou didn't show it, he just raised his hand to straighten the white gauze belt on Zhu Yao's shoulder, and with an admiring gaze, he casually slapped [鲜Silk]'s skills are draped on Zhu Yao.

"In this way, they won't be able to see you. Just stay by my side and don't make any noise. Otherwise, I don't know what he will do to you after being discovered by the villagers, especially Mayor Zhang."

[Through] After exhorting, like a modest bridegroom, he leaned slightly to hold his beloved bride, and took Zhu Yao's hand.

"Follow me." The man said in a magnetic and humble voice.

It seemed that at this moment, Zhu Yao was classified as his person, so Tou changed his previous arrogance and prejudice, and wholeheartedly served the trash dim sum who had always been regarded as a fool's vase.

Zhu Yao was stunned for a moment before he could react, but it was Xiao Liu who reminded him once in his mind that the young man's white and straight legs tremblingly followed.

[Through] Yuetui took long strides, Zhu Yao staggered all the way down the stairs because of what he did last night, and when he reached the lobby on the first floor, Zhuyao Shuangyuetui could hardly support himself.

Probably Su Yang applied some special medicine on him after he was finished... Zhu Yao didn't even feel anything when he just woke up, but just walking down the stairs quickly, he obviously felt that something was wrong, the inside was soft and sticky. The ointment was crowded in the narrow wall, and the originally mild medicine entered the inner wall to absorb, Zhu Yao felt that he was going to die.

"Wait...wait a minute." The girl tugged at [Tou]'s sleeve with an unbearable look.

It just so happened that the two of them also arrived at the lobby on the first floor, and they saw Taoist Zhang chanting in front of a coffin-like cabinet. There were many villagers sitting in the hall, and many villagers were waiting outside.The strange thing is that, looking at the past, except for the old woman who is about 70 or [-] years old, the rest of the villagers are all men.

[Through] As soon as he stopped, he felt the tug on his sleeves, looked down at Xiaomei beside him, and raised his eyebrows as if asking what happened to Zhu Yao.

Zhu Yao knew that he was wearing a mermaid's invisibility veil, which could cover his figure but not his voice, so he faltered and didn't dare to speak, but just leaned a little closer to [Tou]'s arm, as if he was just observing here, no Looks like he's gone.

[Through] I didn't continue to tease the little idiot next to me, but felt the young man's clinging intentionally or unintentionally on his arm, and looked at the coffin-like vertical cabinet that Taoist Zhang was facing.

The cabinet was similar to the one in Zhu Yao's room, it was about the size of a person, with a single door.But it wasn't until Taoist Zhang instructed the villagers to open the vertical cabinet that Zhu Yao discovered that the cabinet door could also be lifted like the coffin door.

After the cabinet door was lifted up by four dark-skinned middle-aged men, Daoist Zhang with a gray beard jumped in front of him again, and the NPCs playing the trombone, suona, and drums also started to manipulate again.

The whole country band revealed an unspeakable sense of weirdness.After a while, a festively dressed old woman came down from upstairs, holding a tricky bride wearing a red hijab by her hand.

Daoist Zhang glanced at the bride, swept the dust on the open vertical cabinet, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Please get the bride on the sedan chair!"

"!!" Zhu Yao hastily stepped aside, but he didn't pay attention at this moment, and ended up stumbling over the heavy skirt, staggering, his fingers subconsciously trying to catch something.

[Depend on! !Stupid Yaoyao, be careful! ]

[It's over, it's over, my wife is about to be found out, oh my wife is about to be arrested and become someone else's bride]

[Gan!I am not wrong, right? ?The wife directly grabs the bride's hand? ?Is this bride some stupid NPC?There is no response at all? ? ]

[Wrong, the bride reacted, I just saw that hand held up firmly, but the bride pretended nothing happened]

[Fuck, I found out, this is not a bride at all, is it?Can an ordinary girl have a height of 1.8 meters [-]? ? ?This bride is as tall as the white-haired tailor next to her ah wow]

[Absolutely, I just found out, so that hand is actually a man's hand, right?It looks like a man's hand...]

[Tsk... Could it be Su Yang?Didn't he leave Yaoyao before dawn to find clues? ]

[It's possible... Maybe he just went to another room to wait for the opportunity, instead of the cunning bride who was supposed to get married, to search for clues about the place where the mountain god is sacrificed]

[ah!Makes sense!In this way, if he grasps the clues over there, Yaoyao will no longer have to act as a bride to get married! ]

[For the sake of my wife's safety at all times, then I will briefly consider the announcement of the restoration of Su Yang's dog Ji Ba ovo]

Zhu Yao regained his senses from the danger, his heartbeat hadn't recovered yet, but there was an inexplicably strange sense of familiarity in the place where the tricky bride had lifted his hand.

The place where he was standing happened to block the exit of the corridor that the bride had to pass through when going downstairs. Originally, when he saw the bride coming down the stairs, he was stunned for a moment——

There was no other reason, but in the rapid barrage, he also noticed that the strange bride was taller than an ordinary woman and her height did not match.

The villager NPC seems to only recognize the gender of the player but not the appearance... At the beginning, he was able to put on this face and enter this building instead of the dead [Man Man] and [Jin], which is the best proof.

The contact with the tricky bride just happened for a moment. At first, Zhu Yao thought that he was going to screw up again, but now that he came back to his senses, not only was he not hurt at all, but the people around him seemed to have not noticed the episode just now. of.

Such a weird moment made Zhu Yao a little lost.

[Yes, an acquaintance] Zhu Yao said with great determination.

"Then Yaoyao still wants to follow the big team to the place of the scheming marriage?" Xiao Liu's ghostly voice seemed a little weak.

Zhu Yao seemed to be aware of it, said "um", and asked Xiao Liu's condition with concern: "Is the soul damaged somewhere? Why... I always feel that Xiao Liu has become a little weak in this dungeon? Could it be? During my Sleeping Beauty symptoms..."

"No." Xiao Liu interrupted Zhu Yao's unreasonable speculation in time, so as not to worry the other party, and quickly changed the topic: "Yaoyao, hurry up, the villagers seem to be carrying sedan chairs."

Xiao Liu said it was a sedan chair, but Zhu Yao's purple grape-like eyes looked over again, and it was actually an old woman NPC who had already helped the bride into the vertical cabinet.

The bride is tall, but the cabinet is narrow and low, and the person in the red wedding dress gets in, which looks out of place and funny.But that's it, none of the villager NPCs showed any inappropriate expressions.

As soon as the Taoist priest lifted the red paper talisman on his hand, several middle-aged male villagers who had been waiting in front of the vertical cabinet pushed the door of the cabinet reasonably. Eight middle-aged men crowded around the four corners of the vertical cabinet, like lifting eight Like a big sedan chair, it can barely lift the cabinet a few feet above the ground.

Before departure, with the sound of suona, gongs, drums and other orchestral instruments, Taoist Zhang covered the door of the vertical cabinet with red paper talismans, and then scattered yellow money all the way, and all the people wandered up the mountain road.

It was still pouring rain outside.

Zhu Yao showed no sign of getting wet under the cover of [Through] silk, but the girl in the white wedding dress followed the procession to see her off, and she still had a bad premonition in her heart.

This premonition, until the team carrying the sedan chairs stopped by the river embankment, climbed directly to the peak.

[Why stop here?Didn't you mean dedicated to the mountain god?Isn't it the river god who stops here? ? 】Zhu Yao's face changed slightly, and Yue Xiong's heart was beating loudly.

The [Tou] next to him seemed to see Zhu Yao's doubts, and raised his chin towards the center of the river, as if to ask Zhu Yao to pay attention to that side.

The young man's clear eyes followed the instructions, but he couldn't see clearly... The rain was so heavy that it fell into the wide and fast-moving river, and the entire water surface was cloudy and misty.

This reminded Zhu Yao of the [flood disaster] in the hexagram, and he felt dizzy in his head.

The girl closed her eyes and shook her head slightly, the loose braids on both sides were twirling cutely, causing the white-haired man beside her to hold her hands and pull her.

[Through] Reluctantly convincing myself, maybe now I think this little idiot beside me is interesting and cute, it's all because I, as a puppet lover, like Zhu Yao's current appearance very much.

Villagers in coir raincoats and bamboo hats skillfully tapped on the river, and within a few minutes, a few people came down from the bank and pulled the ferry that had been prepared earlier.

Eight "bearers" carried the vertical cabinet onto one of the boats, leaving only Xipo and an old man throwing yellow money to follow, and then they all boarded another boat, one for the Xisang Band, and another for Taoist Zhang and Mayor Zhang followed several other young people in a boat.

Zhu Yao knew those young people, they all met in the van back then, and they went up the mountain together to find the black-haired wolf, among them was the most impressive skinny monkey.

At that time, I didn't know that those people brought him and Brother Huo up the mountain to harm them. Looking back now, when I saw these people again, Zhu Yao felt a terrible sense of disgust in his heart.

I don't know if it's because I'm tired of the house, but Zhu Yao feels that the people in the whole village are terrible.Now it was the same as looking at the thin monkey from a few steps away, and he was even more frightened and panicked.

The thin monkey's eye sockets were dark, and a large piece went down first, as if two holes had been pierced on the face for no reason.

Even though he knew that he was wearing [雪绡] now, no one else could see him except [通], but when he noticed the look of the thin monkey looking over, Zhu Yao still looked away quickly as if startled.

But looking at the others, it seems that they all have horrible faces with two black holes poked out of their faces!

"!!" The young man's face was pale, and he subconsciously grabbed the sleeve of the [too] at hand, and unconsciously hid behind the man.

"They, can they really not see me?" Zhu Yao's eye circles turned red instantly.

[Through] He was noncommittal, but gently stroked the girl's soft hair, raised his hand and lightly brushed the small and lovely tip of the nose on his face.

The man said softly in a joking tone: "Do you think everyone looks scary?... Or, the thin ones look like short-lived ghosts who have been smoking opium for a long time?"

"!!" Zhu Yao was stunned, "What do you mean?"

"Nothing." The boat on the bank rowed towards the middle of the river, [Tou] started to make transparent bubbles that can help Zhu Yao breathe in the water, his movements were very casual, and he continued the topic just now in a leisurely tone, saying: "I just I want to say that this village is really too backward.”

"To be honest, the rooms on the second and third floors of Taoist Zhang are not as comfortable and beautiful as they are now. It took me a few days to arrange them."

The young man didn't notice the last sentence of [Tou] at all, and just nodded his head: "Well, yes, it's really too backward, it seems that everyone can't get fat..."

Is it because there is not enough food?So when he told Mayor Zhang that there was going to be a flood, the old man seemed very angry. He would rather organize the villagers to repair the dam than move up the embankment in advance, just to be prepared...

Zhu Yao was in a daze, and his body lightened suddenly, and he only realized that he was being hugged tightly by 【露】.

Before he could scream out, the white-haired man stepped gracefully into the center of the one-person-high bubble that was just created!

"Hey, don't move, you can catch up with the fleet in no time. Everything will be answered by then."

[Through] Holding down the restless hand of Xiaomei in his bosom, looking down at Zhu Yao's unprepared expression of shame and indignation, this is the first time for him to experience the devil's past and the happiness he enjoyed.

Tsk... It seems like a good idea to pamper this useless little snack with nothing but its face and fragrance.

"..." But since it's a snack, it should taste sweet too, right?

The author says:

感谢在2022-07-2723:56:51~2022-07-3022:38:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: ah, huh, 1;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 60 bottles of Zhizhi Taotao plus Bobo; 10 bottles of stagnant water;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!