Primitive Survival of Mercenaries

The things Xie brought back were all kinds of strange things, of course, they were for Ke Tu and the others. For a while, the place where Xie Yi lived became the object of everyone's curiosity.

With nothing to do in winter, Xie Yi told them about the customs of the past, for example, eating rice dumplings at the Dragon Boat Festival, visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, meeting parents when getting married...

Get married and meet your parents...

Ke Tu already knew that getting married meant forming a partner here, but what did meeting parents mean?

Xie Yi has never been married before, and this kind of thing is also a vague concept. Looking at Ke Tu's bright eyes, he felt a little headache.

Well, for example, when the two got married, they had to get the blessings of Ketu's parents, and when they were gone, Wu Si, as Ketu's elder family, blessed them.

"Then do I want to see your parents too?" Ke Tu had an epiphany, no wonder he always felt that Xie Yi might leave him at any time, it turned out that there was something he didn't do.

"My parents died a long time ago." Xie Yi said lightly.

"What about the other elders?"

"No more," Xie Yi paused, "However, everyone in the mercenary group is considered my family."

"Then do I want to meet them and bring something there?" Ketu heard Xie Yi's story about his time in the mercenary group, and he also had a general understanding of these people.

Xie Yiheixian, "You should ask how to get there first."

"If you have that piece of paper, you can go." Ketu didn't think this was a problem, but he was worried about another thing. "The place where you used to live had everything, so what should I bring there?"

……

Xie Yi watched as Ketu packed his things with big and small bags, Kemu was excited to help, and he tried to dissuade him again, "Let's not go, I always think that piece of paper is not very reliable, I don't know if it can be done Go back smoothly, what if something happens?"

"It's okay, can't you use it to come back?" Ke Tu followed Xie Yi's tangled eyes and turned around on the animal skin bag, "Is it because the things you brought are not good, I also think the animal skin is not very good, Why not bring the celadon vase that Gosang and the others just made, it looks pretty, or the silk that was exchanged with the Ping people last time, or the bronze weapon made by Stone and the others..."

It is rare to see Ketu talking so much, Xie Yi knew that he was a little nervous, and chuckled in his heart, "Gosang's little wolf is good, obedient and sensible, Mo Yan must like it."

"Little wolf..." Ke Tu thought about how precious Gesang was to the little wolf, and finally made up his mind, "I'll discuss it with Gesang and see if we can exchange it with something." out of the room.

"Hey..." Xie Yi didn't expect that he would actually go to Gosang to ask for the little wolf, so he didn't stop him because he couldn't react.

Forget it, Gosang will definitely not give him the little wolf, at worst, the two of them will have a fight.

Xie Yi turned his head, and began to worry about the package on the table again.If Mo Yan and his group met such an honest person as Ketu, they would have been tricked out of everything.

However, Ketu's determination to go this time is too firm, no matter how much he tries to dissuade him, it's useless, or, is he tampering with the tinfoil?No, what if something really happens?

Xie Yi was still struggling, Ketu had already returned from Gosang, as Xie Yi expected, not only empty-handed but also with a bruise at the corner of his eye.

Borrowing from Gosang's heartfelt words: You deserve it, you see your parents as soon as you see them, it's fine to show off in front of me, but you still want to use my little wolf to please others, so what else is there to say, fight!

The evenly matched two fought together, and no one was able to please them. Naturally, there is no need to mention the matter of changing the little wolf. Ke Tu walked around the room and finally thought of a substitute, "Grey Mao is also very obedient, no Do you know if Mo Yan and the others will like it?"

"No, the gray hair is mine, and I won't give it to anyone else." Ke Mu immediately shook his head, stretched out his hand to protect the goshawk on his shoulder, and had the tendency to run out with the gray hair when he saw something bad was going on.

Ke Tu's face froze for a moment, and he looked at Xie Yi with some embarrassment.

Hey, I never said I was going to send gray hair!Xie Yi looked at the two brothers who were at a stalemate, and tried to persuade him, "Mo Yan likes fur coats made of animal skins very much, so you don't need to bring gray hair."

……

No matter how reluctant Xie Yi was, Wu Si still determined the time for the sacrifice through divination, and brought the three of them back to a place Xie Yi knew well on the altar with a large number of livestock.

The house in the forest is still there, Xie Yi took the key from the tree next to it, entered the house and contacted the ghost, and took Ke Tukemu inside to familiarize himself with the environment—according to the results of Wusi’s divination, they estimated that they would be in Lived here for more than half a year.

Even though Xie Yi had already talked about the situation here before coming here, the two of them still showed strong curiosity about all kinds of things that could be seen before them. There was glass that looked transparent but could not be pierced by hands, electric lights that glowed by themselves, pressing a few buttons A mobile phone that can hear other people's conversations, a TV set where many villains live in it...

Ke Tu is better, his face is always expressionless most of the time, no one knows the turmoil in his heart, in contrast, Ke Mu is much more straightforward, he puts all the people in the house that he has never seen in one day. He tried everything, smashed a piece of glass, pressed two light switches, and was stopped by Xie Yi in time when he was dismantling the phone, but his actions failed.

So, the current situation is like this: Xie Yi is cooking in the kitchen with fresh ingredients that have just been dug out (Xie Yi expressed that he is also very surprised, maybe it is Ghost Shadow and the others who have just been here recently), Ke Tu is sitting on the sofa Watching TV (the kind of TV shopping that is always very passionate), Ke Mu opened the door and slipped out to get familiar with the environment (in fact, he just found a shiny machete from the training room and planned to try it out).

Ke Mu walked around outside, but didn't even see a rabbit fur, so he could only walk back depressed.

As soon as he circled back to the front from the back of the house, he heard a strange roar not far away, and he was in front of him in an instant. When he looked up, he saw a strange big black guy stopping in front of him, and then a low door The short black door opened, and a person came out from inside.

The man smiled at the child who was looking at him in surprise, and waved, "Hey, Kemu!"

Ke Mu was stunned for a moment, raised his toes and waved at the man, "Hey, who are you?"

Such a warm greeting doesn't seem to go well with the last sentence...

The man's smile froze imperceptibly, but the voice from behind Kemu saved him, "Guijiu, why is it you, ghosting?"

"I happened to be training the little ghosts nearby, and when I heard Ghost Shadow saying that you came back with your wife and children, I rushed over immediately." Guijiu said as he walked towards Xie Yi's direction. rubbed his little head,

"I said why there are fresh vegetables in the refrigerator, but I bought this space, you have to pay some rent if you want to use it." Xie Yi bumped him politely, then walked back side by side, By the way, I called Kemu for dinner.

"You talk to the captain about this." Guijiu seemed to think that Kemu's hair felt good when rubbed, and when he saw him walking beside him, he stretched out his hand again, not wanting that Kemu would turn his head sideways and avoid it, so he closed it indifferently. He raised his hand, "Why, you plan to take them to live here and not go back?"

"No, but I might live here for a year or so. I handed over the cards to the captain when I left last time, so I'm poor now. I have to find a way to make money."

"Come on, it's not easy to earn money, you just need to accept a task, the captain will definitely welcome you, um, what is so delicious?" The two of them had already walked to the restaurant, and Ke Tu was coming out of the kitchen with the last dish.

"This is……"

Before Xie Yi finished speaking, he was interrupted by Guijiu, "I know, Ke Tu, yours." After speaking, he went up to take the plate in Ke Tu's hand, and chatted familiarly, "I It's Guijiu, Ghost Dao's buddy, I never thought I'd have a chance to see you again."

Before Ke Tu came, Xie Yi told about these teammates many times, and immediately matched people and things, "You are the ghost dove who fell into the sea while fishing, and I am Ke Tu, Xie Yi's partner."

The corner of Guijiu's mouth twitched, and he turned his head and gave the gloating Xie Yi a hard look, then smiled and patted Ke Tu's shoulder, "Xie Yi told you all about it, then did he tell you?" He fell into a hole after chasing someone, and then stayed there for a whole day before crawling out?"

"No, what's going on, tell me about it?" Ketu opened a chair for Guijiu to sit down, and then sat beside him, with a look of attentive listening.

One was happy to talk, and the other was willing to listen, so the embarrassing things Xie Yi had done spit out from Guijiu's mouth continuously, and even the guests who were eating seriously couldn't listen for a long time.

"throat……"

Ke Tu looked back at Xie Yi who cleared his throat, pushed the soup to his hand, and asked Guijiu, "And then?"

"When that guy climbed up, his body was covered in a thick layer of mud. He was like a mud monkey. The person he wanted to follow was also lost. He was scolded by the old captain and spent a whole day in the training room by himself. come out."

"Don't talk while eating." Xie Yi looked coldly at the two people chatting happily, and pointed to the seat on the right far away from Guijiu, "Ketu, sit here."

Ke Tu looked suspiciously between the two of them, but obediently took the bowl and changed seats.

Guijiu smiled and took a sip of soup to moisturize his throat, "Your Ketu wants to know more about your past, you should be happy, hey, Ketu, another time, he was dragged into the river by a crocodile biting his clothes ..."

Xie saw that he was excited and didn't intend to stop for a while, cleared his throat and said, "Guijiu, I haven't trained for a long time, you and I will go to the training room later, let's practice."

Guijiu's voice stopped abruptly, he made a zip movement in front of his mouth, and then buried his head in eating.

"What happened in the end, did you kill that big fish?" Ke Tuzheng was very interested in what he heard, but he was stopped halfway at this time. Seeing the appearance of Guijiu, he would never talk about it, so he could only ask Xie Yi .

Xie Yi's face turned dark, and he put a large piece of hot pepper in his bowl, "Eat well, why are you so talkative."

Ketu let out a "huh", picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth.

Ke Mu raised his head and saw his movements, and hurriedly said, "Brother, don't..."

Ketu put the hot pepper into his mouth and chewed, while looking at Kemu suspiciously, what's wrong?

"Eat, spicy..."

With Ke Mu's lowered voice, Ke Tu's face wrinkled tightly, he opened his mouth to spit out the contents, but under the coercion of Xie Yi's eyes and the habit of never wasting food, he swallowed whole He swallowed the sharp pepper, then quickly opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, fanning the tongue with his hands, trying to make the burning feeling go down.

Xie pushed the soup in front of him, "I told you just now not to talk, just concentrate on eating, look..."

Ke Tu didn't have time to talk, so he picked up the soup and drank it in one gulp, only then did he feel better.

From then on, Xie Yi watched with satisfaction as they finally finished their meal in peace.

The author has something to say: Hey, what a short vacation

Visiting relatives outside the episode ([-])

Early the next morning, after Guijiu used his clumsy off-road vehicle to show off a series of cool driving skills, he sincerely invited Ketu and Kemu to go for a ride together, but of course, he was rejected.

Nonsense, people have just come from primitive society, you should give it a process of adaptation, just watching the racing skills on the edge of the cliff is enough to frighten you, who dares to sit on the edge of the cliff to experience the horror in person.

Xie Yi folded his arms and leaned against the tree, spectator Tu walked around the motionless bulky guy, and then approached Xie Yi with a little envy, "This thing is so powerful, let's make one when we go back. "

Xie Yi threw him a look of not even thinking about it, "I don't have materials, so I can't make it."

"Then let's take one home, shall we, brother Xie Yi?" Ke Mu's eyes were glued to it, making Guijiu, who was still sitting safely in the car, very unhappy.

"It's too big, I can't take it back." Of course, Xie Yi hasn't tried it and doesn't know if he can take it back, but it's better not to have such things that are not suitable for the productive use of primitive society.

By the way, it also includes the buzzing thing hanging in the sky not far away.

"Brother, look, it's a big bird, and its sound is loud and ugly."

In Kemu's perception, only birds can fly into the sky, and when something with an obvious target like a helicopter appears, it is naturally noticed by everyone standing on the top of the mountain.

Ke Tu gave a casual "hmm", but frowned at the strange bird above, and then asked Xie Yi, "What is this?"

"Helicopter, it should be a ghost coming."

Sure enough, a rope hung down from the helicopter, and the ghost slid down the rope, settled on the top, then leaped forward, relieved the momentum with a neat forward roll, stood up and walked towards Xie Yi and the others.

On the hanging rope behind him, another person landed safely on the ground with the same swiftness, and then the next one...

Xie Yi narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his chin at the striding ghost, "What's the matter, you all moved here?"

"Hehe, the news that you came back with your wife is so shocking. It just so happens that everyone has nothing to do, so we came to pick you up together." Ghosting patted Xie Yi's shoulder with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to the person next to him, "Guest Figure, I am a ghost."

Ketu was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that there is a way to greet in this world is to shake hands. He stretched out his hand to hold Ghost Shadow's hand tightly, and then shook it vigorously.

Hey, is this a provocation, is this a provocation.

The ghost also increased the strength of his wrist like a conditioned reflex, and Ketu, who was confused about social etiquette, thought that this was a way to express joy, so he also increased his strength.

When the two were still in a stalemate, a petite woman rushed over from behind. Her wrists wrapped and pushed on the hands of the two, and they were separated smoothly. Then, a pair of slender hands gently patted the guest. On Tu's cheek, "Yo, thank you, your husband is handsome."

Then he held Ke Mu's little face with both hands and rubbed it hard, "Your brother is so cute too."

Ghosting stepped aside early, lowered his voice and said to Xie Yi: "Ke Tu doesn't seem to like me very much." Although he added guessing adverbs, he used an affirmative tone.

Xie Yiyi adopted a laissez-faire attitude towards what Mo Yan did, but his eyes scanned the ghost's red-marked palm, "You think too much, they haven't seen this kind of greeting before, just yesterday It’s hard to control the strength for those who studied with TV.”

Co-authored, Lao Tzu is still an experimental product.

However, seeing Xie Yi's expression that made you care about the primitive people, you deserve it, you are stupid, Ghost Shadow wisely did not continue this topic, he looked at a man who appeared from behind Xie Yi in order to avoid the captain's clutches. With a messy little head, he fumbled in his pocket, then took out a few pieces of toffee and handed them over, "Kemo good boy, call me uncle."

Xie Yi twitched his eyes and couldn't hold back, he kicked over, "Go away, he is my younger brother, why should you be older than me."

"Qi Xiaoze also called you brother, but he called me uncle," Guiying easily dodged his kick, and stuffed candy into Kemu's hand to express his friendliness, not forgetting to answer Xie Yi's words here.

"Come on, just that one time, he still bullied me when I was young and ignorant, and tricked me into calling me here." Qi Ze unceremoniously exposed him.

It can be seen that Qi Ze's growth in the mercenary group is the fastest, and the little greenness that Xie Yi could see in him when he came back last time has disappeared without a trace, and instead he has brought a bloody and ruthless look. severe.

However, this former boy still smiled warmly at Xie Yi for a while, "Brother Xie Yi, I thought you would never come back."

"Well, Ketu must meet you." Thinking of this guy's rare stubborn look, Xie Yi raised his mouth slightly, "He even brought you a gift."

"Gift? Oh, that's great." Mo Yan on the other side had very good ears, and rushed into the house with the man with a slumped face under her hand, "Where is the gift, let me see it quickly. "

When Xie Yi and the others followed in, Mo Yan had already unpacked all the bags, was picking up something inside, and there was a still expressionless guest figure standing beside him, but Xie Yi could still see him from his upright body. tension.

Xie Yi walked over and gently held one of his hands, almost sticking to his ear: "It seems that Mo Yan likes you very much, I'm going to be jealous."

"Ah, these are all mine, don't grab any of you." Mo Yan picked out the ones with the purest fur color from a pile of animal skins, rolled them into a pile and hugged them in her arms, and pressed them under the huge pile of animal skins. Now, she looks even smaller.

"Look, she even likes the present you gave me."

After Xie Yi finished speaking, he could clearly feel that the body he was attached to breathed a sigh of relief. He couldn't help but reflect on whether he had described Mo Yan as terrible, which made Ke Tu's attitude towards her so nervous.

Well, in fact, it was he who described the relationship between Mo Yan and him as like a brother and sister, which made Ke Tu pay so much attention to it.

Guitou picked up a lump of animal skin that Mo Yan brought out from the ground, "Damn, what is this, bear's paw?"

Does this tone sound like you don't like it?Ke Tu's heart that had just been let go was raised again, and his desire to get the approval of Xie's family made him pay special attention to everyone's reaction.

Xie Yi felt it keenly, and tightened his hand again.

"Haha, I've wanted to taste wild bear's paw for a long time, just wait, I'll add something to you today." Guitou held a bear's paw and came over to pat Ketu on the shoulder, "Hey, boy , something good."

"This is Guitou. The dishes he cooks are very delicious. I still learn to cook from him." Xie Yi introduced beside him.

With difficulty, Ke Tu curled up the corner of his mouth on his paralyzed face.

But the ghost obviously didn't care, he turned around and picked up the things wrapped in the animal skin, and walked into the kitchen with ease.

Mo Yan fiddled with the animal skins she picked up enough, packed up the things, and looked around, "Hey, where did that little Kemu go? I brought him something good."

"Guijiu took him to learn how to drive," Guiying put his legs up on the sofa, "Captain, your gift is so uninspired, no matter what you give it is a knife, I have taken several of them."

"Fart, this is what I gave back as a gift." Mo Yan said, pulling out a pistol and throwing it to Ketu, and then throwing a box of bullets.

This seems to be all right, they are all violent equipment.

The expressions of everyone present (except the picture of the guest who received the gift) revealed a message-their thoughts are exactly the same.

Mo Yan didn't care what their reaction was, she finished the task after giving the gift, and let him enter a room with her with her eyes rolling. move, and then shut the door with a bang.

"Does the captain mean that we don't want to eavesdrop?" The ghost faced the door that clearly stated that we were talking about secrets inside, and felt a little impulsive to do something.

It's a pity that his words didn't get other people's approval. Qi Ze was sitting next to Xie Yi and happily gesticulating something. He didn't need to listen carefully to know that this little guy was talking about his mission.

Gui Ying moved over and kicked Xie Yi with some dissatisfaction—it was completely expected that he could not hit the kick, "Hey, don't you worry about your guest Tu, he and the captain entered the room alone."

Xie Yi gave him a disdainful glance, turned his head and continued to chat with Qi Ze.That attitude told him clearly that Ketu would not suffer, and I was worried.

Well, it seems that he is the only one who is more curious about what the two of them are talking about in the house, so that if he eavesdrops and is discovered, no one will stand up to him. This, should we go or not?

"what!"

While he was still hesitating, there was a sudden exclamation from Mo Yan in the room, and then it quickly became quiet, but the few people who stayed in the living room and looked at each other confirmed that there was no problem with each other's hearing.

When they reached an agreement and walked to the door, ready to adopt a friendly and harmonious way to listen to the conversation in the room, the door suddenly opened from the inside, and the smiling Mo Yan walked out first, followed by the habitually expressionless Ke Tu.

It doesn't look any different than before.

No, there is still a difference.

Xie Yi felt Mo Yan's scorching eyes that almost burned several holes in his body and the occasional sly smile, so he pulled Ke Tu out of nowhere and asked, "What did Mo Yan ask you?"

"Ah, she just asked me how I met you, when I liked you, who between us confessed first, do you know what you like to eat, who can win when we fight, what's wrong? "Ketu, as a straightforward native resident, said that as long as he understands the meaning of these questions, there is nothing difficult to answer.

"that's it?"

"Yeah." Ketu nodded.

He has already talked about many of these issues, and if he tells the truth, there will be no problems, it should be...

This was temporarily suppressed by Xie Yi, but one day he finally figured out what was going on.

In other words, Xie Yi brought Ketu and Kemu back to his own world, so naturally he couldn't just stay in one place, so he picked interesting places to show them around.

During this period, it's normal to occasionally change positions to make a shot. After all, there is always something similar to biological instinct in men's minds about things like j□j that they can learn from without a teacher.

Until one day, Xie Yi opened the door and came in and saw that Ke Tu was actually watching G movies, and very calmly invited him to watch Xie Yi when he came in, and did it a few times by the way.

This is of course not the point, the point is who gave this thing - he doesn't think that Ke Tu, who is not even good at buying things, can buy this thing from the underground workers of Wanqian Disc Industry.

"This thing was given by Mo Yan. She said that I have to learn the skills to make you more comfortable." Ke Tu answered Xie Yi's question without blushing.Ah, no, my heart is beating, and it's a little faster, this is the reaction only when I think of Xie Yi's white and smooth skin and firm and attractive secret place under the clothes.

He will be more comfortable if he tries to learn skills?

Will he be more comfortable?

More comfortable……

Xie Yi finally understood what the nonsensical words Mo Yan exclaimed at the door that day - what, Xie Yi is the person below!

Damn, the appearance of the attack that labor and management finally built in front of them.

No need to think about it, Xie Yi also knows that the group of people in the mercenary group must know that he is the person below. This kind of thing that does not share other people's embarrassing things will not be in the ghost mercenary group. appeared in the ah.

Sure enough, it was a wrong thing to visit relatives.

Since the sound of the thunderbolt from the blue sky, when Xie Yi saw ghosts again and again, they miraculously understood the non-stop flashing light from their eyes, but they couldn't say what they understood—how could this be so depressing, Xie Yi could only He was able to see the truth with them, and beat the nonsense Ketu by the way.

……

Finally, it was the day of the sacrificial offering in the shaman's divination. Xie Yi, Ke Tu, and Ke Mu finished packing the big and small bags that Mo Yan and the others had sent, and then stretched out their hands to pinch the tinfoil when it reacted with ease.

After a while of dizziness passed, the three of them opened their eyes and saw the familiar Wu Si and his clansmen.

……

And the following conversations occasionally appear in their lives.

"Xie Yi, when are we going to see your family again?" It was Ke Tu who spoke.

Ke Mu followed along to join in the fun, "That's right, brother Xie Yi, I like Guijiu the most. Not only did he teach me how to drive, he also said he would teach me how to shoot a gun. This time I'm going to take Dolu with him."

"Hehe, let's talk about it later."

After this, don't even think about it.

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