Help, I don't want to farm

Xu Susu feels that her teaching career is being challenged. As a high-achieving student who entered university teaching right after graduation, she has seen students eat snail noodles in her class, fall in love, and suddenly fight because of different opinions... She thinks that She is also well-informed, but she never knew that taking classes can change people's lives!

A whole classroom of people does not mean that all the places in the classroom are filled with this superficial whole classroom, but it means that the places that were originally vacant spaces are also filled with people.

If they can sit for three, they will never sit for two. Even the aisle in the middle and the empty space behind are full of people, like canned food.

If it wasn't for them not having evolved the ability to fly over walls, it is estimated that even the ceiling is full of people now.

The students who came in from the dark also knew that their behavior seemed unethical, so at the moment when the lights were turned on, everyone showed that flattering smile to the teacher on the podium.

All the youthful faces were bared with big white teeth.

"The teacher heard that you are doing very well in class, and we all came to observe." Some people began to find reasons for their outrageous behavior.

"Teacher, we just came to see you. I heard that you are very good-looking! You are also very kind!" This is to put a high hat on the teacher.

"Teacher, we are just here to watch the excitement, and we promise not to disturb other people!" This is an honest fool.

Xu Susu looked around, and saw today's culprit at a glance. After all, other places were almost obedient, but Zhou Porridge and the others were still in a vacuum.

Zhou Congee: "..."

He wanted to run, but people all around stopped him!

Xu Susu was also young. Looking at the two handsome guys in the position over there, what else does she not understand?

She smiled slightly and said, "Since all the students are here, you should study hard."

"it is good!"

Zhou Congee tugged at Bai Ye's sleeve, "I don't feel well."

Bai Ye: "Then shall we go first?"

"It seems that points will be deducted for leaving early..."

Their teacher saw them just now, and it seems a bit too conspicuous to run away now.

"Ugh……"

The get out of class time is only 10 minutes, and before Zhou Congee can figure out why, class starts again.

Now that they wanted to run, they couldn't run anymore, and Zhou Congee simply didn't bother, so they just watched, anyway, they wouldn't lose a piece of meat.

Although he was mentally prepared, he didn't expect Xu Susu to start working when he saw the crowd.

Originally, this kind of elective course was relatively casual, but Xu Susu asked them to sing a chorus first, and finally asked them to take turns sharing their favorite songs.

She was on it, and as soon as she turned her eyes, she "randomly" pointed to a row, which was the row where Zhou Porridge was sitting.

"Wow even!"

Violent cheers broke out at the scene, like a World Cup goal.

On purpose, this teacher did it on purpose!Zhou Porridge, who has been tone-deaf since he was a child, was stunned. The best song he sang when he was a child was probably the national anthem.

After calming down, he began to seriously consider the possibility of urine escape.

The people in front sang down one by one. When there were three people away from Zhou Porridge, Zhou Porridge had already started to shake his legs. Although he didn't know what he was nervous about, it would be fine if he didn't sing well.

When there was only one person away from him, everyone began to look forward to it.

The person in front finished singing and looked back at Zhou Porridge.

Zhou Congee opened his mouth, "I..."

"Teacher, can I help him sing?" Bai Ye spoke first.

Xu Susu was admiring Zhou Congee's tangled face, when she heard Bai Ye's words, she said indifferently, "Yes, anyone can share."

"Wow……"

Zhou Porridge swears that he saw lasers shooting out of some girls' eyes, with obscene smiles on their faces.

"Hey hey, boyfriend force."

"It's so sweet, I'll forget it!"

"Is there anything better than eating real CP!"

When Zhou Porridge was in high school, there was a young couple in the class that everyone knew by heart. Whenever the teacher called one of them to get up and answer the question, the students in the class would also laugh. Come up or get the wrong answer, other students enthusiastically recommend another person's name.

In the past, Zhou Porridge was also one of the booers, and now he finally understands the mood of the person involved!

If he can, he will definitely go back and beat himself up for laughing at others, so that you can laugh. Now it's all right, it's his turn.

Bai Ye sang a gentle love song in a foreign language, which was very unpopular, except for Xu Susu, no two people heard it at the scene.

He sang a total of two lines, but his voice was low and gentle, just like a lover's whisper.

Sitting on the stool, Zhou Porridge already felt his face was burning.

Bai Ye rubbed his face like a small animal.

"All right."

Not only Zhou Congee was stupid, but the others didn't look any better than Zhou Congee.

Maybe it was because Bai Ye started the song, and the people who sang after all chose different love songs, and they didn't know who they sang for.

Many people also silently took out their mobile phones and began to speak on that post in the forum.

"Mousse Cake on the [-]rd floor: I was always worried that Congee Congee and Bai Ye would suffer when he fell in love. After all, he usually looks as cold as a refrigerator. I used to think that his evolution form should not be a tiger. It's ice cubes, but today I understand, this is a double standard!

Even if I die today and put it in a coffin, I still want to shout out with a decadent voice [1]——Double standards are the worst!

Floor [-], Killing Heaven: I went to see it, it was true love, it reminded me of my first love.

Meow woo woo woo on the [-]th floor: Am I the only one who can't go to class?Why are you all free? ?Are you skipping class? ?

……

The only hope for the whole village on the 250th floor: Shit, brothers, don't come, the classroom can't hold it anymore! ... Monica on the [-]th floor: Zhou Congee has already run away! "

For some reason, after Bai Ye finished singing, the eyes of others changed from watching the excitement to a strange look.

Zhou Congee was very reluctant to admit it, but when he met the eyes of a petite girl, he was shocked to death.

He actually saw "mother's comfort" in the eyes of a girl about his age.

so horrible!

When this round of activities ended, Bai Ye suddenly stood up.

Xu Susu was taken aback by his actions, "Student, what's wrong?"

Bai Ye: "Teacher, we have something to do, and we won't be able to attend the next class."

Xu Susu also understood, and just let them go: "Then you guys go first, it's not an example."

Bai Ye took two steps forward, and the others looked at him, in a daze, they separated a path for him in the crowded environment.

Zhou Porridge followed him out of the classroom, and when he went out, he heard Xu Susu's gentle voice saying: "The last classmate closes the door."

"Students, since you all like me and my class, you can't leave early."

The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

"Where are you going now?"

Zhou Porridge didn't want to go back to feed the birds, but planned to play for a while.

Bai Ye thought for a moment: "Are you looking for Xu Hu? He brought the vines back."

It was a euphemism for him to bring the vines back. In fact, it was because Xu Hu couldn't get rid of the entanglement of the vines at all, so he had to bring them back.

"Ok?"

I have been watched for so long today, and now there are other people to watch, so Zhou Congee is naturally happy, and he agreed immediately.

"Let's go! Did he keep the vines in the dormitory now?"

"Correct."

Xu Hu's dormitory is on the same floor as Bai Ye's, and it's a two-person room. Bai Ye lived alone because his roommate moved out.

Originally, Xu Hu lived with Chen Yichen, but after Xu Hu brought the vines back, Chen Yichen abandoned him and found an unoccupied dormitory to move in, and now he lives alone.

"arrive."

Bai Ye bent his fingers and knocked on the door of Xu Hu's dormitory;

"Who is it?" Xu Hu's voice and the sound of him walking quickly came from inside.

Zhou Congee: "Brother, it's me."

After a few seconds, the door opened.

The eyes are full of green, and there is a curtain of green vines hanging down from the door. At the first glance, Zhou Porridge couldn't even see Xu Hu's figure clearly, only his arm that opened the door.

Xu Hu used his hands to push away the obtrusive things in front of him, revealing his vine-ridden figure.

Zhou Porridge vaguely saw that he was wearing white pajamas through the gaps in the vines on his body.

Xu Hu: "Zhou Congee, why did you think of looking for me today?"

"I heard that senior brother brought back the vines, so I wanted to take a look."

"Did you come to see my excitement?" Xu Hu turned around and went in with a bitter face.

"No, I just want to care about you."

Zhou Porridge and the others also went in behind Xu Hu's buttocks, and the ground was covered with vines, so he only picked and walked through the gaps without vines.

Xu Hu: "If you step on it casually, it won't kill you. You are the tenth wave of people who come to see me in the name of caring about me."

The inside is simply a green nest. It was originally a small room with two single beds, two cabinets and a long table against the wall. Now, besides the bed where Xu Hu sleeps, there is also a small area where he puts his computer to work. Except for areas that are not fully occupied, vines cover the walls, floors, and ceilings elsewhere.

Zhou Porridge looked along the stems of the vines and found that they all came in from the balcony.

Xu Hu snatched Chen Yichen's chair back from Vine's hand, and after giving them both a place to sit, he sat on the bed by himself.

"Look, this is what it looks like now."

"Brother, have you accepted it?" Zhou Porridge asked, looking at the vines on Xu Hu's body.

"I do not have!"

Xu Hu burst into tears, "It must come back with me, I really don't know where I attracted it!"

As soon as he got excited, the vines on his body also moved, and became tighter, showing the outline of his chest muscles.

Very informative.

Zhou Porridge now seriously suspects that the vine simply likes Xu Hu's body, but he dare not say it.

Anyway, Xu Hu didn't expect to get any answers, he just wanted to vent.

"Do you know? When I left the Luoxia Mountains, I put it in the mountain, but when I came home, I found that it followed me home. God, my home is in the north, minus ten Twenty degrees, it followed me back!"

"It's not easy." Zhou Porridge sighed, it was simply true love.

"I finally planted it at my house, but when I got to school, I found that it followed me again! What can I do? I can't help it. It was so small when I brought it out and now it grows so big. Do you know how much soil I moved for it? It's dozens of catties!"

"It's been hard work." Zhou Porridge comforted him.

As Xu Hu said, his eyes were really red, "These are nothing, the main reason is that after checking it, several teachers found that it has strong emotions towards me, so let me take good care of it. It can really evolve into a human form..."

"I really don't want to dedicate my life to science! Woohoo!"

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