Help, I don't want to farm

As soon as Zhou Congee returned to the dormitory, he was warmly welcomed by Sanhua. Its meow was as sweet as honey made by mutant bees, and its round body was like glutinous rice balls. It was soft and waxy and rubbed against Zhou Congee's legs .

As soon as he put the things down, he hugged Sanhua and began to rub hard, "My treasure, Dad misses you so much."

Sanhua was turned over by Zhou Porridge, and her soft stomach buried Zhou Porridge's head.It looked very honest, and its claws hung down obediently, without any resistance.

Liu Yuyang didn't know why he could see pampering on a cat's face.

"You should let them see that even a handsome guy like Zhou Porridge looks like a pervert when facing a cat."

Zhou Porridge took a deep breath on Sanhua's stomach, and said indifferently, "Don't be sour, if you are envious, I can suck the cat for you."

Seeing that his "attack" was useless, Liu Yuyang gloated at Sanhua again and said, "Poor little thing, you will soon become a eunuch kitten, now start to cherish your balls."

Sanhua's paws straightened immediately, and it ran out from under Zhou Porridge's body, probably because Zhou Porridge just came back, it didn't leave the dormitory, but hid on Zhou Porridge's bed.

Liu Yuyang frowned and said, "Is its IQ so high?"

Zhou Congee stood up with some unfinished thoughts: "Did you know?"

Liu Yuyang smacked his mouth, "If only Yang Chen had half its IQ."

After they packed up their things here, Yang Chen came back, with messy clothes and some dirt marks on his face, looking like he had been bullied.

Zhou Congee asked in surprise: "What's wrong, did you fall?"

Yang Chen: "No, this is my victory medal!"

Zhou Congee: "Fighted with the duck again."

Yang Chen beamed with joy and said, "But I won."

Zhou Congee climbed onto the bed and said, "Go to bed early, Duck Warrior."

Arriving at a familiar place, the little snake, who had enjoyed the life of being the only pet for a few days, crawled down from Zhou Porridge's wrist under the fierce gaze of the cat's eyes, hissed twice, and then skillfully found a corner position by himself good.

Zhou Conge touched the little snake's head, it was green and crunchy, and looked very cute.

He patted Sanhua's head again, "Bullying my brother again."

"Wait, is the little snake a younger brother?"

Zhou Porridge lay on the railing next to his bed and asked the people below: "By the way, do you know the gender of the snake?"

Liu Yuyang: "I don't know, you can check."

Zhou Congee was a little curious now, he picked up the little snake and let it wrap around his finger, and opened the phone's browser.

"First let the snake's abdomen face up, then press the back a few centimeters with your thumb, and push it forward from the back. If it is a male, two fleshy barbs will protrude from the opening of the cloaca. 【1】"

Zhou Porridge placed the little snake's belly upside down on the palm of his hand, and after finding the position, he gradually pressed down with the thumb of his right hand.

The ignorant little snake still didn't know anything, but Sanhua, who was watching Zhou Porridge's movements in horror, jumped up and took the little snake away from Zhou Porridge's hand at the moment he was about to press his finger, and then It was only put down at the other end of the Zhou porridge bed.

Zhou Congee: "?"

"Mimi, what are you doing?"

Sanhua called twice.

Zhou Porridge pinched his fingers and said, "Could it be that the little snake is actually a younger sister, and you are protecting her?"

Zhou Porridge couldn't get the answer from Sanhua's meowing, since Sanhua didn't want to, then take it over and ask Chen Yichen next time, he just hoped that the little snake wasn't a female snake, otherwise he wouldn't want to help it hatch snake eggs.

But can snakes be sterilized?

Zhou Congee was thinking about this question in his dreams that night.

When I woke up the next day, the others were on vacation, and Zhou Congee was called to the laboratory by a message from old man Li.

Zhou Porridge still remembered taking his own tongue flower to the laboratory, and when he got there, he saw Fu Yu sitting on the table opposite Zhou Porridge scratching his head.

Fu Yu's eyes lit up when he saw Zhou Congee coming, "Zhou Congee, I miss you so much."

Zhou Congee put the bottle he brought on Chang Yue's table, and said, "Where do you miss me?"

Fu Yu: "Think about everything, without you, I am the only one who bears old man Li's anger, I really can't bear it."

Zhou Congee: "Sure enough, I don't think there is anything good about me."

Fu Yu: "Hey."

Chang Yue was really satisfied with what Zhou Porridge brought, she knocked on the glass wall and asked, "Carnivore?"

Zhou Congee nodded: "Yes, I'll give it to you. You need to replace it with a flower pot, but it may need a cover."

Chang Yue: "Thank you, I like it very much."

Fu Yu shouted from the side: "How come the younger sister has a gift, and me?"

Li Quanmao heard this sentence when he came out of his office. He said to Fu Yu, "What are you? Has the experiment started?"

Fu Yu didn't dare to say anything, so he obediently went to sit on the side.

"Zhou Congee, come in."

Zhou Porridge followed Li Quanmao in. He stood next to Li Quanmao's desk, looked at it, and found that there were more and more materials on Li's desk. They were not books, but most of them were printed out and bound by himself.

Li Quanmao looked at Zhou Congee and said, "Zhou Congee, there is something I want to ask you to help with. You guys are about to go on winter vacation. I want you to go on a business trip with me after the winter vacation and before the Chinese New Year."

Zhou Congee didn't think much about it: "Yes, teacher."

Li Quanmao: "This time I mainly went to the mountains. I found a small piece of ginseng there, but the ginseng grew legs and ran away. The one I got by chance was exchanged by an old mountain man and a monkey in the mountain. After he sold it , fell into the hands of a pharmaceutical company, and the test found that the curative effect of ginseng on many diseases is very impressive, but the samples are too few."

"In addition, we found traces of giant pandas in the wild, but it is very vigilant. We need to ascertain their number and current living range. We may need your help."

"I will apply for a little more subsidy for you when you are on a business trip."

The front was fine, it was what he should do, but when he heard the sight of the giant panda behind, Zhou Porridge couldn't hold back anymore!

Giant panda, that's a giant panda!

"Okay, teacher, no problem teacher!"

Li Quanmao knocked on the table, "Why are you so excited, the most important thing about your task is to study! If you fail, your business trip will be cancelled."

Zhou Congee smiled like a flower: "Of course not!"

"Okay, let's go out."

When Fu Yu saw Zhou Congee jumping out, he acted like he didn't know Jinxi and He Xi, so he knew that Zhou Congee already knew.

"Hey, young man, you really can't hold your breath. It's still more than a month. What are you happy about now?"

Zhou Porridge didn't want to talk to him, after all, he was a giant panda.

Fu Yu really wanted to tell him now that after seeing the information on the mutated giant panda, he felt that the mutated panda's ass could kill Zhou Congee.But he didn't want to say it, he wanted to see Zhou Congee's surprise when he saw the giant panda with his own eyes.

Over there, Chang Yue had already arranged the tongue grass that Zhou Congee gave her, and even took Zhou Congee's peas out of the climate chamber.

It didn't take long, and its stem was almost half a meter long, probably because it grew up in a climate chamber, and its appearance was much thinner than its previous generation;

"Your pea needs to be trellised. Look where you can get some sticks."

Zhou Porridge looked around their lab for a few times, but he didn't see anything that would cause him trouble. He scratched his head and said, "Do you want me to go to school to cut down trees?"

Fu Yu on the side shouted: "I just happened to know that there is a bamboo forest outside. I just happen to be going there. I can take you with me. You can go there and chop some bamboos."

Zhou Congee: "You won't cheat me, will you?"

Fu Yu: "I'll go with you too. If there's anything wrong, just hand me over, okay?"

Zhou Congee: "That's about the same, no, why are you so courteous today?"

Fu Yu: "I don't know good people, I want you to help me get some bamboo leaves for experiments."

Zhou Congee was satisfied: "No wonder, wouldn't it be good if you just tell the truth?"

Fu Yu clicked his tongue.

As a result, when they finally set off, apart from Zhou Porridge, they even went to the dormitory of Xue Tao who was next door to Zhou Porridge.

Among them are his injustice roommates whom Yang Chen invited to join in the fun, and Xue Tao and others next door who are very interested in peas.

Fu Yu looked at Zhou Congee who was followed by a large group of Ulala people, and thought that Zhou Congee already knew the situation in the bamboo forest and asked someone to beat him.

In the end, before he could walk in, he remembered a loud roar over there, hello senior brother.

Fu Yu was relieved, and waved his hand very like a big brother, "Hello, brothers."

Xue Tao: "Respected brother, can we go together?"

Fu Yu rolled his eyes, one hole was a hole, the other was a hole, so he graciously agreed.

"Of course, what is my relationship with Zhou Porridge, if you are his friends, then you are my friends."

For a moment, Xue Tao felt a bright radiance burst out from Fu Yu's thin body, and he slapped his chest loudly: "Brother, next time if you ask me for help, I will definitely not refuse!"

Fu Yu held back, looked and looked, but still couldn't help asking: "Junior brother, I see your eyebrows... Could it be that you are a legendary artist?"

Xue Tao was silent.

Zhou Porridge looked at Xue Tao's eyebrows. Today, for some reason, he had thick black eyebrows, but they were still standing upright, which looked very uncoordinated.

Zhou Conge held back a smile and pulled Fu Yu away: "Brother, there are always some sad things in the world, don't mention it."

Fu Yu nodded heavily: "I understand."

The school no longer restrains them very much. It may also be because the area of ​​human activities outside has been cleaned up and gradually stabilized. The school gate is now open to the students.

Fu Yu took them to the other side of the school gate that they didn't often go out, and took them to the path when they went out.

Passed through a village, walked through a neat field of unknown crops, and walked for nearly an hour before arriving at the place.

Zhou Conge raised his head to look at the tall bamboo forest. They formed a sea of ​​forest. The dense bamboo leaves made the space below them dark.

Bamboo is the only dominant species here, except for bamboo, there is only a low shade-loving plant growing in the gap under the bamboo forest. They have palm-sized flowers, and the flowers are purple with white spots in the middle. A simulated kind of eye.

Facing the bamboo grove, a cool wind blew out from inside, Zhou Porridge's face was blown by the cool wind, he shivered, and before he entered, he already felt that the temperature inside was much lower than outside.

Yang Chen hid behind Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan. He felt that the bamboo forest in front of him looked like a horror movie.

Fu Yu took out two saws from the big bag he was carrying. He thought that today he and Zhou Porridge only brought two tools.

Fu Yu handed one of them to Zhou Congee, and quickly divided them into teams, "Zhou Congee's roommate should follow him, you, that black eyebrow, bring your classmates and follow me."

"Let me explain the precautions first. When you go in, you follow behind me and Zhou Porridge, and I will drive away the little things you don't want to see in front."

"Also, don't touch it casually until you're sure it's real bamboo."

Xue Tao raised his hand tremblingly: "Is there still fake bamboo?"

Fu Yu smiled slightly: "Of course, you'll know when you meet it."

"The last thing is, you'd better not touch it until you're not sure if it's a real bamboo leaf. Alright, let's get started."

Fu Yu and Zhou Porridge walked side by side holding things, each followed by a string of small tails.Fu Yu also had a small stick in his hand, knocking on the ground from time to time, while Zhou Congee was quite a bachelor, and he didn't hold anything except a saw.

After entering, the inside was exactly as Zhou Porridge thought, the temperature dropped directly, and the humidity was very high. Zhou Porridge had already seen the water droplets on the leaves of the plants on the ground.

Those bamboos that have grown very thick and tall are not their goals. Their goals are those that have just grown and are tender.

Soon they identified several bamboos as targets.Then a group of people separated tacitly, Zhou Porridge led people to one side, Fu Yu led people to the other side.

Zhou Porridge, Yang Chen and the others surrounded a three to four meter tall bamboo. The four looked at each other, but no one spoke.

In the end, it was Zhou Congee who said, "Why don't you touch it with something?"

Finally, Liu Yuyang took out a key from his bag. He scratched the bamboo with the key, and felt that it had a hard bamboo touch, nothing special.

Liu Yuyang breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's bamboo."

Zhou Congee also breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, then I'll start."

Fu Yu's side also seemed to be going well. They had already sawed most of the bamboo, and Zhou Porridge bent over and sawed at the root of the bamboo.

Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan pushed the bamboo to the side for him, and Yang Chen squatted aside to cheer.

After finally removing a piece of bamboo, Zhou Porridge's waist became sore and his head became dizzy. After Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan dragged the bamboo away, Zhou Porridge gave Yang Chen the saw in his hand.

"You can come to the next one, your feet are sore after squatting for a long time."

Yang Chen wanted to play a long time ago, and he immediately took it cheerfully.

Zhou Porridge looked around for a couple of times but didn't think of a place to sit. Finally, he picked a bamboo that looked relatively clean and leaned against it.

As soon as he leaned on Zhou Porridge, he felt something was wrong, instead of the hard touch of bamboo behind his back, there was an inexplicable soft touch from his back.

Zhou Porridge paused, Fu Yu's words began to echo automatically in his ears, when you are not sure whether it is real bamboo, don't touch it casually.

Zhou Porridge felt that things behind him began to move slowly. With experience, Zhou Porridge knew that there should be a kind of bug behind him.

But with such a big bug, even Zhou Porridge, who thinks he is a good man who can't cry easily, feels like crying now.

Before Zhou Conge was ready to run away, a scream came from the front.

Zhou Porridge was so frightened that he ran out a few steps. The scream belonged to Liu Yuyang, and this was the first time he heard Liu Yuyang's scream.

After all, Liu Yuyang is a good-looking person, with a high EQ, caring and steady. Zhou Porridge has known him for so long and has never heard him scream so miserable.

Yang Chen stood up from the ground and asked, "What's wrong?"

Liu Yuyang over there has almost jumped onto Zhao Xuan's back, and kept muttering: "I pinched it, it's soft, woo woo woo, it's soft..."

Zhao Xuan pulled down the arm of Liu Yuyang who was desperately hugging his neck, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "There are insects on the bamboo."

Fu Yu came over with someone, "Ah, you met it, stick insects, they don't bite, big or small?"

Zhao Xuan thought about it for a while, the appearance of the insect was exactly the same as that of the bamboo branch, and the body was thirty to forty centimeters, and he said uncertainly, "Three or forty centimeters, is it big?"

Fu Yu waved his hand, "How big is that? I heard that the biggest stick insect is as big as a whole bamboo."

Zhou Porridge felt another soft object on his back, about the size of a bamboo, and said with a blank expression, "Brother, is this what you're talking about?"

Everyone turned to look at him. Liu Yuyang saw a bamboo-like insect three or four meters high. Standing on it, slowly moving its dense branches.

This scene in the dim environment was so terrifying that even Zhao Xuan, who had played too many gamification games, squirmed his mouth several times when he saw this scene, and then the tenor at the scene became loud again.

"Ah—a monster!"

And I don't know who it is, still crying and calling mother.

Fu Yu has never seen this kind of scene before. Although he said it so swearingly before he came in, he only consulted a few people who study insects in the Institute of Plant Protection and knew some things. He has only heard of the ten centimeter stick insect disguised as a small bamboo branch, so big!

At this moment, Fu Yu also burst into tears and snot.

Everyone else was running outside, but Zhou Porridge didn't dare to look back, he just focused on the ground and rushed outside.

He went out a few steps late, and when he went out, everyone except Zhao Xuan was already whimpering while hugging the thighs of some strangers.

Those people looked very young and looked like students, but their faces were still blank.

Seeing Zhou Congee, the blankness on their faces suddenly receded, and one of them dragged Yang Chen by his legs and brought him over to say hello to Zhou Congee, "Hey, are you Zhou Congee? I'm Geng Qiusheng, a plant protection major."

Zhou Porridge took a few deep breaths before he evened up his breath, "Are you also from the Agricultural University?"

Geng Qiusheng: "Yeah, we're here to catch some worms, who are you?"

Zhou Congee: "Scared by the things inside, are you here to catch stick insects?"

Geng Qiusheng: "Yes."

Zhou Porridge pulled Yang Chen up from the ground and said, "You are the real fierce people."

Geng Qiusheng waved his hand, "It's okay hahaha, they are a bit bigger, but they are vegetarians, so there is no danger... Damn it!"

Geng Qiusheng raised his arm and pointed at Zhou Porridge's back. He almost breathed out: "Such a big stick insect?"

After coming out, Zhou Porridge finally had the courage to look back. They are really huge, three to four meters tall, and their bodies are still perfectly mimicked. They really look like a newly grown bamboo.

They even had bamboo leaves on them. Zhou Porridge saw that the bamboo leaves on their bodies stirred slightly, and then some powder fell down.

He now knew that those bamboo leaves were probably either butterflies or moths.

There was more than one stick insect, maybe it was because Zhou Porridge was here, but there seemed to be more and more of them, moving slowly in the dark bamboo forest.

Zhou Porridge swallowed, and silently stood behind Geng Qiusheng.

Geng Qiusheng was still talking happily: "Such a big stick insect, today's trip is worthwhile! Let's go in!"

Looking at the backs of Geng Qiusheng and the others carrying the insect net, Zhou Porridge felt as if he had seen a real hero!

The other people here who were defeated by the stick insect didn't dare to stay any longer, they helped each other to go to school, they didn't cut bamboo, and started to return the same way.

Everyone felt physically and mentally exhausted. If they hadn't bumped into a villager's car on the way back, they probably wouldn't be able to go back.

When they finally arrived at the school, they also had no intention of wandering around, and each went back to the dormitory to soothe their wounded hearts today.

Before leaving, Fu Yu specially warned Zhou Congee not to tell about today's events. Zhou Congee made a good promise face to face, but in the end, he sent the news that Fu Yu was scared to tears by the insect that night. Forum went.

Fu Yu swiped a lot of spam emojis for Zhou Congee with the profile picture of an anime beauty, and finally left a sentence for Zhou Congee: "You're ruthless!"

When Zhou Congee was fighting with Fu Yu with his mobile phone, the door of their dormitory rang suddenly. Yang Chen next to him was busy eating, Zhao Xuan was busy playing games, Zhou Congee turned to look at Liu Yuyang, the meaning was self-evident .

Liu Yuyang, who was greatly frightened today, stood up helplessly and said, "I am the only one who spoils you so much, Dad."

He opened the door, and a strange man's voice came from outside the door: "This is Zhou Porridge's dormitory, we are students of Teacher Qunfeng, we have a few more beehives over there. A lot of bee chrysalis were fried to eat, and he asked us to send some to Zhou Porridge."

Liu Yuyang's face turned pale, "This is Zhou Congee's dormitory."

"That's good. You are roommate Zhou Porridge. Do you want to try it? It tastes great, crunchy! It's fragrant and tender inside, and it tastes really good."

"Hey, classmate, what's wrong with you? You won't be able to, even if you don't eat, you won't spit in front of us, right?"

The author says:

I didn't see it clearly when I was a child, but the fat orange who pinched a stick insect was really scared and cried...

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