Scumbag Transformation System

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Li Yeyu was a little embarrassed, he hesitated for a moment, and submissively opened the photo album, looking for any satisfactory group photos.

He doesn't like to take pictures, and even if other people's snapshots are taken occasionally, they usually have a cold face, as if they are very difficult to get close to, Li Yeyu instinctively rejects these photos.

He wanted to find a smiling one, but before Li Yeyu could reply, Ji Chuyan just remembered yesterday's promise and sent a few pictures, [taken in the morning. 】

The picture shows a vast and desolate land, taking the photo as the line, there is no change on one side, and there are traces of turning over on the other side, and a picked up hoe can be seen in the corner of the picture.

Turning back, there are still a few pictures of bright sunshine and blue sky and distant mountains. In the center of the picture is a scissorhands who compared yeah.

Looks like you're having a good time.

At that time, when Ji Chuyan was taking pictures, Xu Peizhen muttered a few sour words like "I'm so busy, I still have this mood".How could it be cultivated? Why is this person's physical strength so good?

Li Yeyu zoomed in several times and noticed the two shadows reflected by the morning sun, and said dryly, 【The weather is fine. 】

He was curious about where the extra figure on the ground came from, but he didn't want to ask directly, so he took a photo of the weather on his side, heavy fog and snow, and the scenery in the distance couldn't be seen clearly.

Logically speaking, Ji Chuyan is used to seeing it, but he hasn't seen the weather in City B for two days, so he still misses it when he clicks on the picture.

【Miss...】Miss the Internet.

Ji Chuyan sighed, and casually took out a paper box from the drawer on the bedside table and twisted it into small paper sticks. Life in the countryside really feels like years.

Fortunately, it is now on the right track. If he digs and digs the ground again, five days will probably pass.

Li Yeyu pursed her lips on the other side, and couldn't take her eyes off the two simple "missing".He knew that these two words were not meant for him, but he couldn't help but click twice with his fingertips, take screenshots, and put them into the album by category.

The newly divided photo album was empty, only a few pictures, and upon closer inspection, they were all related to Ji Chuyan.

They are all screenshots from after the couple costume.

When Dong Yuan saw him, he would definitely scold him for being upright. This means that he has no idea of ​​online dating, and there are many steps in online dating.

After waiting for a long time, Li Yeyu still hadn't returned him, so Ji Chuyan slipped into the group to take a peek at the screen. The hot spot these days would probably be game activities, and everyone was still chattering about the guests, with great interest, but the person who discussed them changed.

Someone dug out the guesses of the guests in the forum, and instantly sparked a wave of heated discussions. This person happened to be known to Ji Chuyan.

He raised his brows and let out a groan. It's a pity that the elderly phone doesn't have a screen capture function and can't share it with her. If she sees this kind of comment, she will definitely take a deep breath and say foul language.

[Will Miss Hammer go too?Then I will go too! 】

[Miss Hammer is so beautiful, her nails are so nicely manicured. <Surther>]

[Firstly, I am not a lesbian...Secondly, I am not a lesbian...Finally, I am not a lesbian...Sister Hammer is so beautiful, hehehe...]

Sister Hammer is a professional player with a lot of beauty and talkativeness. She has a taste of Northeast China and a Yujie-type appearance. The contrast is cute and very popular. It is precisely because of this that many people will joke and be willing to be a pillow princess for her.

All of a sudden, the screen was full of pornographic jokes and a hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Everyone is an adult, and Ji Chuyan usually talks a lot about this kind of joke, but a flash of inspiration, Ji Chuyan realized that this will not harm the underage...

And Li Yeyu is still online. Although I don't know why he hasn't responded to the message, Ji Chuyan feels that this kind of pornographic information still needs to be strictly controlled and cannot be accessed by minors.

He sent a "hush" emoticon package, [There are still minors in the group, everyone restrain yourself. 】This can't be said.

Everyone knew each other very well, but for a while, they didn't expect that there were minors, [Mo?Moragul? excuseme? 】

[How can there be a minor?Haven't you all passed your age? 】

There are only about [-] members in the group, and they are all familiar people. How could there be minors.

【Master, did you remember correctly? 】

[Isn't the legend of Qi Xia only an adult with an ID card to register?]

Ji Chuyan retorted, 【Hysteria is only 16, you can't listen to this kind of thing, don't teach her badly. 】

Dong Yuan was the first to issue [? ? ? 】

Thanks to the two of them having known each other for so many years, why didn't they know that Li Yeyu was ten years younger in an instant.

Dong Yuan jumped out to refute the rumors, 【How is it possible?He is 26!Where did the news of 16 come from? 】It's over, Li Yeyu won't lie about her age on the Internet to fool people, right?

Many thoughts swirled in his mind, Dong Yuan was terrified.

My friend can't be a scumbag, can he?

Li Yeyu was also taken aback. He had just returned to the chat page when he learned the news that he didn't know. When did he change his age?

Ten years younger?

Li Yeyu clicked on the message bar, and just when he was about to ask, he suddenly remembered the message that was withdrawn after making a mistake.

He frowned slightly, looking a little bit cold, and his fingertips blindly clicked on the keyboard to generate some garbled characters, which were deleted one by one. In the end, he simply explained, [I'm 26. 】

While rubbing the paper with one hand, Ji Chuyan was still arguing with everyone in the group, but unexpectedly, he was stabbed in the back by his teammates.

Jumping to the chat page, he couldn't believe it, and he slapped fast, [Are you really 26? 】

[I thought you were... 16. 】

This really silenced Ji Chuyan.He looked embarrassed, his movements froze, the tip of the note was smashed by him, and the few traces of powder on his fingertips didn't attract him to rest.

As everyone knows, he has always thought that the other party is a poor brother in a single-parent family who is underage and lacks love.

It turned out that the clown was myself.

He woke up in an instant, no sleepiness from a nap, and felt like a fool who was still trying to argue just now, and didn't even figure out the specific situation, [...that's about the same as me... What a coincidence... ...]

Ji Chuyan sat up from the bed, lowered his head and didn't know what to say, his hair was obediently blocking his eyes, and he was roughly pulled back with one hand.

He thought for a while, and sent a cat head, trying to liven up the atmosphere with a cute tone, [I thought you were a child. 】

Seeing this sentence through the screen, Li Yeyu felt inexplicably a little emotional in his heart. He pursed his lips and was in a state of uncertainty. He sorted out the oolong incident between the two, but he didn't know how to explain it.

[Not a child. 】

There is no emotion in the simple five words, but Ji Chuyan feels embarrassed and embarrassed after reading it, and he doesn't know how to place his fingertips.

Think about it, if a big man like him is treated as a minor by a netizen he just met, and he buys a child-flavored cold medicine, he will definitely feel that the opposite is a weird person, a pervert, a... pedophile, etc.

Image no more.

[That's good hahahahahahaha. 】

The reply was so blunt that anyone could see it.

Li Yeyu lowered his eyes, also thinking about the relationship between the two before.So... before [Falling Leaves Return to Earth] was just taking care of children, and didn't have any other affection for him.

Tapping the keyboard with his fingertips aimlessly, Li Yeyu felt a lingering resentment in his heart at this moment, but he didn't know how to vent it.

If the other party treats him well, it's due to affection, if he doesn't treat him well, it's just as it should be.

The two were strangers who had never met each other across the network cable, and he had no reason to blame the other party for the reason for their kindness.

Internet chat is a good medium, it can help people sort out the emotions that cannot be figured out in the heart, so that those thoughts and words that are too timid to speak out can be confided in the chat box one by one. Only at this time dare to boldly show their existence.

...Only by him can he catch that kind of slight but real unhappiness.

【Um. 】

Li Yeyu replied after a long time.

Ji Chuyan rubbed the scraps of paper with one hand, and crumpled these things into a ball, unable to see the original appearance. He experienced many people and things on the Internet, and he recovered quickly.

Putting away his sleepy look, he looked at the time and slipped away first.

[I'll get off first, it's working time.talk at night. 】

This is his habitual way of dealing with it—fleeing away.Next time, I will start with a familiar tone, as if nothing like this happened, and avoid confusion during the period.

But the person at the other end didn't think like him, Li Yeyu didn't reply, but turned off the screen with a cold face.

It stands to reason that peers should have more common topics, which should not be a bad change.But the other party's reaction was completely invisible.

There was no way to express the emotions through the network cable in a few words, but it seemed that Ji Chuyan had calmed down.

The cool spring breeze blows the tulle curtains, making people's minds fluctuate and making them unable to hold their breath.Li Yeyu got up from his seat, took a piece of cloth and tied it up firmly, he stood here looking through the floor-to-ceiling windows, there was only a mist.

The weather in City B is completely different from that in Dounan Village.

The sun slanted into the room, Ji Chuyan got up from the bed, and there was still no one downstairs, so he sat for a while.It wasn't until two o'clock that people came down one after another.

"Why did Chu Yan come down so early?"

Teacher Ji brought a bottle of mineral water from the corner and handed it to him. This was from the sponsor of the program group, and it was considered a small bug, at least they didn't need to boil the water themselves.

Ji Chuyan took the water and thanked him with a smile, "I can't sleep well."

He didn't feel sleepy at all, but felt restless.

God, what image does he have in [hysteria]'s heart now.

He shouldn't have said or done anything strange, right?

In the afternoon, the work was quite heavy, and half of the land needed to be sown. Xu Peizhen hammered his waist and legs and came down from upstairs, and he arrived before anyone came.He felt that the morning's work had left indelible pain on his body.

Seeing this, Liu Cheng asked, "Otherwise, Pei Zhen, you can rest, and I will go to the banquet with Chu in the afternoon."

Liu Cheng is also in his 40s, Xu Peizhen was ashamed, he immediately refused, showing a bodybuilding pose, "It's fine, I can do it."

Wang Xinting finally came down at this time, dressed exquisitely and beautifully, with braided hair, full makeup and a short skirt above her knees, if she didn't say it, everyone would definitely not be able to tell whether she was going shopping or working.

"Oh, let's go."

Xu Peizhen wrinkled his nose together, and muttered in a serious voice, "What is this for?"

Ji Chuyan responded blankly, "A show."

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Ji Chuyan: I am in a bad mood, so I randomly find a target