Scumbag Transformation System

Ji Chuyan hummed, but didn't hear anything unusual, "That's good, have you seen my picture?"

Li Yeyu was a little guilty, he was still angry at that time, he didn't click on the news, so naturally he didn't read it, he responded vaguely, and quickly commented.

"I saw it, it's pretty good." Before the other party could argue, he changed the subject and said, "Is this a farmhouse?"

There are pictures of wooden houses, creeks, distant mountains and so on. It looks very simple, but this house is well built, very beautiful and flavorful, and there is a small courtyard next to it.

According to Li Yeyu's experience, he thought he would do a construction project there.

Ji Chuyan couldn't hold back, covered his chin with the back of his hand, and laughed softly, "Yes, then will you come to patronize our business then?"

There is no business, he is just joking.

Li Yeyu took it seriously, and he calculated the holidays in the future, "When will you finish the work, I can plan it."

It's still the beginning of spring, and farmhouses generally have the best business in spring and summer, so he can be free whether it's May Day or summer vacation.

Ji Chuyan turned over on the bed, and put the wet towel on the bedside table casually. He couldn't hold back the teasing smile in his eyes, but his voice was still serious, "Okay, I'll reimburse you when you come over." Airfare."

How could Li Yeyu ask him to pay this money, and immediately refused, "It's okay, I have money."

This is a bold statement.

Ji Chuyan was instantly recalled by this sentence, thinking that the other party was spending a lot of money in the game, and he really didn't lack this money, so he avoided this topic, so as not to hurt his inferiority complex as a poor person.

"have you eaten?"

It wasn't long after class was over for Li Yeyu, and when she got home, she replied, "No."

Ji Chuyan was unreasonable, "That's good, I didn't eat either."

Li Yeyu was taken aback, "Huh?"

Whatever it is called is fine.

Ji Chuyan heard the voice downstairs calling everyone to eat, got up from the bed, and went downstairs, "Of course I took a picture of you, and I'm greedy for you."

This was the only meal they could watch in the two days since they came to the shooting location. Mr. Ji said five dishes and one soup, and several common ingredients have been made into tricks, so he must take some photos to commemorate.

Li Yeyu regained the familiar feeling that Ji Chuyan likes to play tricks on people, and the embarrassment of typing to voice calls disappeared.

He also refused to admit defeat, "I order takeaway, and it will be there in half an hour. It must be richer than yours."

Ji Chuyan frowned, "Then I won't read the news, if I don't see it, I won't be greedy."

This is telling the truth, after all, the fate of the Internet is too short, just like Li Yeyu didn't look at the picture and was not discovered.

Hearing this, Li Yeyu squinted her eyes, and even buckled her fist a little harder.

"No, you have to see."

Ji Chuyan used to take care of Li Yeyu more out of habit, even after he knew the truth, he couldn't change it for a while.In addition, seeing that he was about to enter the shooting range, Ji Chuyan didn't want to show his private affairs in front of the camera, so he dealt with it in a hurry.

He lowered his head, kicked the wooden stairs with the toe of his shoe, and agreed with a low smile, "All right, all right, I'll see, are you satisfied?"

This kind of answer is very similar to the standard answer that the man is helpless and tolerant after the woman makes unreasonable demands between lovers in love.

Li Yeyu thought the same way, and he couldn't help laughing.

From the imperfect radio system of the elderly phone, he could hear the noisy calling on the other side, so he didn't take up any more time, and was very understanding, "Okay, go eat, I'll take pictures for you later. "

Ji Chuyan agreed to come down, hung up the phone and walked to the side of the dining table. Just as he sat down, he heard Wang Xinting make things difficult, "Everyone is waiting for you, so slow."

Wang Xinting had a good impression of Ji Chuyan at first, because he was handsome after all.There is indeed a wall between the entertainment circle and Internet celebrities. Even if it is just a little mess, it is still a few levels more handsome than those male Internet celebrities she saw in the Internet celebrity circle.

He has a straight body and a handsome face. If you look closely, every part looks just right. Even without any lighting, you can't find any mistakes in looking down, looking up, and various tricky angles in life.

That's right, no matter how handsome this person is, when he thinks of him working all afternoon, he still won't bring up any favorable impressions.

Ji Chuyan didn't care much about her fussing. Seeing that Wang Xinting had sowed the seeds anyway and did her part for their progress today, she just brushed it off, "You're right."

Wang Xinting immediately felt that something was wrong, she felt as if she had won, but also didn't seem to have won, she wanted to say a few more words, but seeing that everyone else was eating without saying a word, she could only swallow it.

Occasionally, when a few people were talking, she would intervene, but her EQ was too low, and she would offend others with just one word. This situation was especially obvious when facing Ji Chuyan.

"How long has it been since you signed the contract?" "Why haven't you seen any stage?" "Your company doesn't seem to have heard of it?" "It really feels like it's been a long time since I saw a scene filmed by Mr. Ji." and so on.

Faced with such a silent response from everyone, Ji Chuyan often had no expression on his face, occasionally adjusted his sitting posture, lowered his head to eat, and ate very quickly.

"Well, you're right." "Oh? Oh." "I don't know." "Maybe."

Wang Xinting wanted to ask again, but when she saw that the food on the table was decreasing at a lightning speed, she could only complain in her heart why it was so delicious, and at the same time speeded up.

Others eat slowly, chatting, eating for two or three hours at a time, and putting it on Chu Yan, why is it like reincarnation?

Ji Chuyan: Oh, then you should call the police.

At the end of the meal, Teacher Ji packed up the dishes and helped to prepare for the follow-up washing. Ji Chuyan saw that there were no other photographers from the program group following him, so he slipped to take a walk near the cultivated land to digest food, and avoided chattering in the living room by the way. Wang Xinting of the lens.

Turning on the phone, Li Yeyu sent a picture as expected.

The takeaway hot pot he ordered, all kinds of dishes are exquisitely arranged, obviously priced close to the people, but Li Yeyu took the picture like a normal person can't afford it, it looks like a big price.

Ji Chuyan was quite slanderous, but he couldn't eat it either. He could only look at the plums to quench his thirst, and the birds to quench his greed.When I looked up, I saw the late returning bird flying to the tree nest. The sound of flapping wings gradually died down, but there was a startled chirping.

I still wanted to stop the slander, but it turned out that the singing was not bad, Ji Chuyan couldn't hold back, and recorded a voice for him and sent it to him.

Li Yeyu asked after hearing the voice, "Are there any birds in the countryside?"

He had been to several farmhouse venues when he had nothing to do before. Although it was a farmhouse, there were already signs of artificial planning everywhere, and he didn't see any birds.

This place can barely be regarded as the wild, and there is no sign prohibiting feeding. Ji Chuyan randomly picked up a few grass seeds from the ground and threw them over there. As he wished, he saw birds on the ground startled.

He chuckled, "Of course there are, it seems to be sparrows, um, how many swallows are there?"

After all, it is the south, the weather has warmed up, and many migratory birds have returned to the place where they built their nests.

Li Yeyu responded, and said cooperatively, "I want to see it."

He didn't really have any feelings for birds, but seeing the way the other party described them with great interest, it was inevitable that he became a little interested.

Ji Chuyan took a photo of him, and then picked a small bird from it. It was relatively independent, far away from the flock, and did not comb its feathers with other birds. It looked cold and indifferent. It fits the impression Li Yeyu gave Ji Chuyan at the beginning.

"Here, I named that little bird hyestria."

Li Yeyu's earlobe turned red when he saw this sentence. He stared at the bird and zoomed in on the picture several times. He didn't see anything special, but felt that it looked better.

"Why is it called that name?"

Ji Chuyan found another large handful of grass seeds from the side, and put them in front of this little bird. It was also not afraid of people, and it tilted its head. After staring at Ji Chuyan for a while, it lowered its head and pecked at it. Food.

After finishing feeding Daye, Ji Chuyan clapped his hands, swept away the ashes between his fingers, and joked with him, "Don't you think this looks a lot like you?"

"It's so cold, you didn't agree to be friends with me at first."

Ji Chuyan has talked about this matter several times, but Li Yeyu always felt guilty when he mentioned it, so he slowed down his voice, "...not at all."

Ji Chu had a good time, and he actually knew that the other party was not cold when he was acquainted, but every time Li Yeyu's reaction was very interesting, he couldn't help but tease him again and again.

The next four or five days passed, and the tasks were exactly the same every day, climbing dirt and hills to sow seeds, and then digging out new things from the fields every day.However, the program team saw that they were still in a hurry for the first two days, but after they got used to it, they made it more difficult and added additional items.

Today is to pick fruit trees, tomorrow is to drive ducks, and the day after tomorrow is to herd cattle, anyway, they are not allowed to be idle every day.Stuck above the limit of each of them, just enough to complete the task of cultivating the land.

Even Ji Chuyan, who has good physical fitness and can still sneak in from time to time, had to give up his idea of ​​fishing and devote himself to the land.

There is no chance to call Li Yeyu Lianmai during the day, and there is really only a moment of rest at night.

The program group seems to have prepared a new type of marketing idea, ready to use the name of allowing artists to return to nature and fully enjoy the beauty of rural farming, but in fact it tortures the guests and sees everyone suffering.With this kind of ice and fire, the absolute contrast attracts the attention of the audience.

Fortunately, after the additional project was completed, there would be another meat dish, which made several people cook while scolding.

Go to the countryside for a week, and you can get darker.Sowing in spring is really tiring. Even if the sun is not so fierce, not everyone can bear it for six or seven hours a day.

Ji Chuyan, who eats idols, puts on sunscreen the size of two coins every day, and also has various sunscreen hats, but it is still half a degree dark.

After Ji Chuyan finished his meal, he fed a handful of birds. On the way back, he touched his arm under the short sleeve, which was already showing light color difference. fee, but it is estimated that he will pay tens of thousands of sunscreen expenses.

If he is so picky, he has to post it upside down.

Is there any reason?

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