Scumbag Transformation System

As soon as the camera turned, it moved to Cen Yushen chopping the octopus leg into several pieces.Even when cooking, it was not completely quiet. The occasional bickering and teasing between the two made the audience smile.

[These blows are so ruthless. 】

【Hahahahahahahahaha what should I say, you deserve it, octopus. 】

[Originally, I could have left a whole body dead, but look at this, how miserable it is, with just a few legs, and a few different ways to eat it. 】

The octopus is easy to cook, and all the meals are ready within a few seconds. The camera also shifted to the small pavilion outside following the movements of several people.

Sister Xing and Brother Xing chatted while eating.

— How long have you known each other?

— One year, half a year together.

- What do you do?

— Full-time blogger.

-oh?How did you guys meet?

— This is still an oolong...

After listening to the story of two people who started with a misunderstanding, an aura of knowing the king spread on the barrage.

【do you understand? 】

[I understand, idol dramas are useful, I'll try to spill coffee on our president's clothes later, to see if I can create a good relationship? 】

[I'm afraid that friend in front of you will be fired the next day because you stepped into the company with your left foot. 】

[I think it's mainly because of your face. If you look like a handsome guy, and then you find out that it's a misunderstanding, it will definitely spark sparks.But if you look like a mouse, I will definitely not listen to your explanation and turn you directly to the police station. 】

[Is it a story or an accident?It really depends on the face. 】

[The truth is out. 】

The chat between the four people, which was the same as checking account numbers, was finally over. Netizens were still playing tricks on the bullet screen, and saw that the screen had entered a new stage—the program team sent up a new stage in order to seek excitement. Zhang Zhang, as expected by netizens, really chose the most unpalatable and the most delicious.

After Cen Yuchen was asked by the program team to eat three bites, everyone felt that his hand holding the chopsticks was shaking slightly, and Yin Chutong's complexion also dimmed visible to the naked eye.

[Because the friend who jumped the prophet can stand up, why the werewolf killed me first and stabbed you. 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha look at this face, this noodles should be really bad, right? 】

There is a whole piece on the barrage, and everyone is gloating, hahahahaha.

【Shen Chen, is that thing fighting in your mouth? 】

【Cen Yuchen, if you are kidnapped, just blink your eyes. 】

[I feel like you are eating black garlic. 】

[Don't tell me, I think the last time I saw that female anchor eating black garlic was a little better than his current expression. 】

[Today's jokes during the day were given by Cen Yuchen, and I feel like eating something is like being punished. 】

[There is nothing to say. As the leader of the fried kitchen group, I sincerely invite Yin Chutong to join our group. 】

[The most taboo thing about cooking in this world is a sudden inspiration, Yin Chutong, why do you add everything?I specially went back and re-watched that clip again, oil consumption, soy sauce, chicken essence, monosodium glutamate, salt, sugar, chili powder... You are really good, and none of them fell. 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm really afraid that you will come out Shen Chen. 】

[When my friend Amway someone I don't like, I belike:]

When Cen Yuchen was asked by Yin Chutong about how he felt after eating, the keen-eyed audience compared him frame by frame, and saw clearly his trembling hands and completely out-of-standard acting skills. Word by word, I feel that there is no sincerity.

Yin Chutong also gave up trying to humiliate himself.

【tasty?Pull it down, the dog doesn't believe what you said. 】

There are also a group of viewers whose starting point is not here, [Or kill me, I will add a dish for you two [spicy eyes]]

[The sister in front is not that good. 】

[He said every single word, and even said that it was delicious, it was true love.I’m going to say this sentence again—I’m so cheap, I read it three times, recalling the past days of war in Syria, the damage is not as good as my eyes. 】

[Me too, I also felt that I was suddenly kicked while squatting on the side of the road. [cover face]]

[Walking on the road was kicked [crying]]

[I'm so cheap, read it twice [hot eyes]]

[I'm so cheap, I open a loop, and watch it over and over again. 】

[I've watched it several times, ah, people's love [crying]]

[At this moment, a dog smirked and looked at the screen. 】

[It's so sweet, so sweet [Give Xinxin], it's so blissful to see other people fall in love. 】

Some friends intentionally made trouble on the barrage, [That is to say, to make friends, you still have to make friends like Xiao Cen, enough friends! 】

[Nimma hahahahahahahaha, the one in front, why didn't you say it was a trick?What a touching brotherhood. 】

A few people went to lunch break after eating, and the remaining three people worked hard for two or three hours in the afternoon to prepare a rich dinner, while Yin Chutong still had a bowl of unshakable noodles, which still tasted unpalatable and tasteless. The fate of people using chopsticks.

In the game of darts, Yin Chu and Tongen avenged him. A total of 24 punishments were given, all of which were to make Cen Yuchen eat noodles.

After Cen Yuchen heard the news, at that moment, the eyes of the farmer who was under the enemy's back and saving the snake deeply remained in the hearts of many netizens.

[It's okay for me to curse secretly, how can I repay my kindness with revenge?Pointing. 】

【Pointing and pointing (laughing)】

[It's very real, it's like my boyfriend will force me to do things I don't want to do every time he catches me. 】

[The key point is a little crooked, 25 of 24 hits, if this goes to the playground, it is enough to make the owner of the dart shop run away crying. 】

[I'm a fan, can I sign up for Yin Chu to accompany me to play a game of darts? 】

[Then I have spent money, and I have a purchase record of the CD blue label, can I jump in line? 】

Inexplicably, the barrage began to compare, and on the screen, Cen Yuchen also fought back - go back to eat a whole feast of coriander.

—Then I'll order takeaway.

- No!

Cen Yuchen became impatient, and in addition to verbal rebuttals, he also added physical suppression.

—Okay, I'll eat.

-you swear.

-I swear.

Seeing the round-robin alternate game where two people come and go, one person plays one game, the netizens laughed out loud, [It's so sweet, it's so sweet! ! 】

【Who is dying of thirst, it means that I am dying of thirst [off single doge]】

[Help, nearly 5700 people are serious about seeing two people eating coriander with me now [laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]]

Others were concerned about the coriander feast, [Very well, it sounds like Yin Chutong and I have one thing in common, we both don’t like coriander, so rounding it up means that Cen Yuchen is my boyfriend. 】

[? ? ?Is there something wrong with this rounding? 】

[There are only two kinds of people in the world, those who eat coriander and think it smells good, and those who eat coriander and think they are eating worms[doge]]

[Xiancai star is ecstatic, Shen Chen, if he doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, you can post the meal to me when the time comes. [call][call][call]]

[When I become rich in the future, I will arrest all the people in this world who don't like coriander and grow coriander. 】

There was a lot of joy on the bullet screen, and the one-day filming finally ended. The next day, the two said goodbye to Sister Xing and Brother Xing.

The program team asked, "Xiao Yin, what do you think after the recording of this program?"

Yin Chutong smiled, "It's pretty good, but I've given up on the idea of ​​going out for a short stay, because I might not be able to survive without takeaway."

The program team joked, "That's not necessarily true, after all, Teacher Cen is very good at cooking."

Yin Chutong shook his head with a smile, "I'm afraid that if there is any dispute, he will poison me with a bunch of coriander."

The netizens on the barrage laughed, [Cen·Xia Cang must report·Yu Chen. 】

Afterwards, there was only his own interview left, nothing interesting, Cen Yuchen was very dissatisfied with the comments from netizens when he saw that the projection screen was turned off here.

"How could I be so cruel."

Yin Chutong thought of the weightlessness of falling from a high altitude, but nodded insignificantly, "But I think what the netizens said is quite right." The word Xia Cang must report is quite right.

Cen Yu's deep voice continued to come from his arms muffled, with Gu Pan's smile on his face, he teased, "Unless you have done something sorry to me, why worry about poisoning you, besides, Coriander How can it be so unpalatable."

Seeing the other party's expression, Yin Chutong's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he hugged Cen Yuchen and lay back. There was nothing unusual in his voice, and he seemed to ask casually, "So, what's wrong with you?"

Cen Yu frowned, and counted with her fingers, "Cheated, didn't love me, empathized, found a mistress, didn't protect me like a jade, tired of me..."

Yin Chutong stopped him from continuing to count down, his face was blank, "Wait, isn't this all about the same thing?"

Cen Yuchen buried his head in his neck and smiled furtively. The breath he exhaled hit Yin Chutong's skin and caused some itchiness. He could hear it clearly, and the other party's voice was firm and straightforward, "It's true, As long as you love me, nothing else matters, but if you don't love me, it won't work."

Yin Chutong felt that he was on a boat, and his heart trembled. He didn't know what it was like, but it was a complex and difficult taste.

Yin Chutong sighed, you didn't say this earlier in your last life, if you did, he would definitely crush all the dangers and scandals to death in the cradle.

Cen Yuchen looked up at him with threatening eyes, "Why are you sighing, isn't this request simple?"

Yin Chutong nodded, calming down the inexplicable emotions in his heart, deliberately teasing him, "It's a bit difficult, if you can only stay with one person for a lifetime, you will get bored."

Cen Yuchen's complexion changed, "It's only the first anniversary, and you already have the seven-year itch?"

Yin Chutong didn't hold back, but instead tried harder to test his bottom line, "Not yet, I mean in the future."

Cen Yuchen gritted his teeth, stretched out his hand to grab the tie around Yin Chutong's neck, and stared at him closely, "That's not okay, don't get bored with me at any time, anyway, you are mine in life, and mine in death ghost."

Yin Chutong's fingertips rubbed lightly on the sofa, he turned his head back, and couldn't help but stuffed the person back into his arms to avoid this hot confession.

"I see."

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I’ve been visiting relatives and friends these days, so I’m a little busy. This is from yesterday. Yesterday, I only coded [-]. I just got up this morning and finished writing. I’m sorry everyone, I’m not going to update it. Dare to read comments)