[Journey to the West] The 500 Years of Feeding Master

◎In terms of seniority, you still have to call me Uncle Monkey. ◎

Although the red boy looks like a child, he is a monster that has lived for hundreds of years. Looking at Tang Sanzang's expression, he couldn't help muttering in his heart: "This old bald donkey is not fooled? Could it be that he has revealed something? Or is it the white man next to him?" Is there something wrong with the man with the hair?" He had already got the news that Tang Sanzang and his disciples were going to pass by here, but he hadn't heard that there was a woman and a white-haired man.This man has the aura of a big demon that he is familiar with. Before seeing other people, Hong Haier didn't even notice him. It can only be said that this man's supernatural powers are unfathomable.

Red Boy rolled his eyes, and now that the play must be over, he begged Tang Sanzang to let him go.

Tang Sanzang chanted the Buddha's name again and asked Sun Wukong to release him, but Huo Zhong who was at the side laughed and said, "I have a good relationship with this child, so let me let him go."

The corner of the red boy's mouth froze. Although he didn't like the monkey, he hated the white-haired man even more, so he twisted his body and shouted: "Elder, his hair is white, but his face looks like a young man. Could it be something?" A monster? I don’t want him to hug me. I don’t want that monkey and that pig to save me. Elder, please do me a favor and help me untie the rope.”

The little monster was very fussy, Huo Zhong walked a few steps closer, but he kicked on his two little meaty legs to prevent him from approaching.

Tang Sanzang was slightly taken aback, knowing that the child was a monster, even though he felt that there were so many people around, he couldn't do anything to him, but he still felt a little inconvenient.

Naturally, Ji Tao would not let Tang Sanzang untie the rope, and hurriedly said, "Master, let me help him."

"No, no, mother said, men and women can't kiss each other, if you touch my body, sister, you will marry me as a wife." Red Boy yelled again.

After hearing this, everyone felt that this little monster was too naughty.But Sun Wukong didn't accept his tricks, and blew directly, breaking the rope. Hong Haier sat down on the ground and stared at Sun Wukong dumbfounded.Sun Wukong smiled, stepped forward to pick him up, and said: "My child, we are in a hurry to learn Buddhist scriptures. This is an urgent matter. If you continue to mess around and delay our important event, I will take off your bellyband. Then hang it on a tree, and let all the monsters in the forest see your naked butt."

When Hong Haier heard this, he really stopped making trouble, but threw himself into Monkey King's arms, pretending to be afraid: "Monsters? Where are the monsters?"

Sun Wukong smiled without saying a word, put the red boy on his shoulders, and said: "Little boy, if you want to pee, tell me, if you pull it on my grandson's shoulder, I will definitely swell your ass." Said to Tang Sanzang: "Master, you go first, I will send this child to the Hong family."

Red Boy changed his mind, listened to Sun Wukong's words, followed his plan, and rode on Sun Wukong's shoulders.

Ji Tao said: "Master, let's go, wait until we pass this mountain." It's not that she is worried about Monkey King, but she believes in Monkey King's ability.

In this room, Ji Tao and the others protected Tang Sanzang and continued to walk. Over there, Sun Wukong saw them walking away, picked up Honghaier by one of his legs, and said, "Little monster, my old grandson won't leave today." Sha Jie, let you go, if you continue to make trouble, don't blame me for being ruthless."

Red Boy was thrown on the ground by him, rubbed his buttocks, and said: "You have some skills, you can see my real body at a glance. I heard that you were once a great demon, why bother to protect an ordinary monk to go to the west to learn scriptures?" Why don't you eat him with me and be a monster?"

Sun Wukong spat at him, and said: "Do your parents know that you are causing trouble here? Go home quickly, and don't bother Lao Sun."

"My parents don't care about me and want you to be troublesome?" Honghaier made a face at him, turned into a gust of evil wind and ran away.The evil wind was treacherous, and it hurt my eyes when it blew, Sun Wukong closed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the evil wind transformed by the red boy had already gone towards Tang Sanzang.

"Little boy!" Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel and chased after him angrily.

The red boy was wrapped around Tang Sanzang and was about to run away, but Huo Zhong grabbed the braid on his head and couldn't move.Huo Zhong laughed lightly and said, "Why are you still not happy to let you go?"

The red boy stared at them and said, "You guys bully the little with the big, and the few with the big, you are shameless."

Tang Sanzang broke free from his grasp, and patiently persuaded him: "Little friend, it's wrong for you to do this. How bad is it to beat and kill? Don't do good because it's small, don't do evil because it's small..."

Huo Zhong raised his eyebrows aside, and the Monkey King who arrived slowly put the golden cudgel back into his ear.

Ji Tao and the others kept their eyes on their noses, their noses and their hearts, and did not interrupt Tang Sanzang's words.

Finally, Hong Haier couldn't take it anymore, he yelled: "You guys, come out to work! This smelly monk is going to annoy me to death!"

Everyone saw a group of little monsters wearing bellybands jumping out of the forest, the red boy sprayed Sanwei real fire on the fire again, and Huo turned sideways, but a bunch of hair was still burnt, and Huo touched it again. Touching his chin, he said again: "Interesting." It was too late to say that, but soon, Huo Zhong raised his hand and turned into a water polo, the red boy opened his mouth to spit fire again, causing Huo Zhong's water polo to hit his mouth all at once , extinguished the flame, Honghaier opened his mouth, exhaled smoke, looked at Huozhong in disbelief, and shouted: "Who the hell are you? I am Sanwei Zhenhuo!"

On the other side, Monkey King also pulled out a pinch of monkey hair and turned into a mountain of little monkeys. These little monkeys and the group of little monsters mingled together, and each of them was only half the height of an adult. With Sanzang guarding in the center, he couldn't help but find it funny.Zhu Bajie was there to direct the monkeys: "Monkeys! You pull off the bellybands of the little monsters. Once they are naked, they will not be able to use their full strength!"

The monkeys were clever, and they listened to Zhu Bajie's words and did not fight with them. They untied the straps of their bellybands, and in a short while, the little monsters all over the mountain were naked and clutching their buttocks. They didn't have the momentum to fight ?Zhu Bajie burst into tears as he laughed, and shouted, "Brother Monkey, this monkey and monkey grandchildren are too obedient!"

Monkey King blocked Ji Tao behind him, and said to Zhu Bajie, "You idiot!"

The red boy who was captured by Huo was able to bend and stretch, and shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight, can't we admit defeat?!"

Sun Wukong took advantage of the situation to put away the monkey hair, and the little monsters cried one by one, covering their buttocks, and said, "My lord, they bullied people too much, woo woo woo..."

Hong Haier couldn't protect himself, and it was very uncomfortable to think that all the prestige of so many years was gone like this, so he just stared at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Little poor boy, didn't I tell you not to ask for trouble yourself, you just don't believe it, who can blame this?"

But Hong Haier said: "Then you let us go, and we promise that we will never have any ideas with Tang Seng again."

Sun Wukong said: "I have let you go once, and there is no reason to let you go a second time. I see that you little monsters usually do harm to living beings, so I'd better kill you."

Only then did Hong Haier shout: "Broken Monkey, you didn't catch me! Don't call for help if you have the ability, I'll fight you one-on-one!"

Monkey King was not fooled, and said: "A child is a child, how can you have the right to negotiate terms with me now? You should obediently beg for mercy as you did just now, maybe my elder brother will spare your life."

"Your elder brother?" The red boy was a little afraid of the fire. He has always been invincible by relying on the real fire of the three flavors. He has never heard of any water that can extinguish his real fire of the three flavors... He said, "This handsome uncle, can you Can't you let me go because I am young? I am young and ignorant, and I dare not do it again."

Huo stroked the scorched lock of hair again, and said, "I have always cherished my long hair the most, but today it was scorched by you for no reason...and how do I know that you have reformed?"

As soon as Honghaier heard it, he cried and shouted that he was just a child, that they bullied others, and said: "My father is the Bull Demon King of Jilei Mountain, and my mother is Princess Iron Fan. If you dare to bully me, they will not let you go!" of."

When Huo Zhong and Sun Wukong heard this, they both laughed.Huo Zhong said: "I was originally the son of the Bull Demon King, one of the 72 Cave Demon Kings. My child, do you know who I am? I am the Demon Emperor Huo Zhong. The 72 Cave Demon King is also under my control."

But Sun Wukong said: "The flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple. The family doesn't know the family. Little boy, did your father, the Bull Demon King, ever tell you about his sworn brother, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong? In terms of seniority, you still don't know him." You have to call me Uncle Monkey."

Huo Chong's eyes lit up: "My dear brother, do you still have a brother? Is this child your brother's son? Then, should he also call me Uncle Huo?"

Hearing this, Hong Haier looked at the bright eyes of the two of them, and shouted in fright: "I don't want it, I don't want it! Why did I call you uncle, you are shameless, and you even take advantage of children!"

Seeing that the king was like this, the group of little monsters under him started crying too.

Several adults laughed there.

Ji Tao hid behind Monkey King and looked at them, the corners of her mouth froze, and said to them: "It's almost done... How bad is it for people to see?"

In the end, Sun Wukong and Huo Zhong forced Honghaier to call him uncle, and then let go of the little monsters under him. Huo Zhong felt that he was very close to Honghaier, so he insisted on taking Honghaier to Jilei Mountain to find the Bull Demon King. , to recognize another relative... Ji Tao and the others had no choice but to say goodbye to them.

Tang Sanzang and the others continued on the road, Zhu Bajie was still smiling: "It's no good, I still want to laugh when I think about it, when Master recited scriptures to him, and when Brother Monkey asked him to call him uncle, his expression...hahahaha..."

"Second senior brother is right, this is the first time I have met such a cute little monster."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a few lands coming out of the ground, and he was very grateful to Sun Wukong: "Elder Tang, Grandfather of the Great Sage, thank you for subduing this little monster! I have been waiting for him for a long time!"

The author says:

Sao Rui, there have been a lot of things these two days, and then I got a little bit Calvin...