blackened Kakashi

My name is Minazukishiro, also known as Shizuo Heiwajima.

This year is five years old, a boy.

I have to remind you, I'm a boy!

I was here when I woke up, as if I was back in ancient times.

I went to the water's edge to draw water, and by the way, I saw what I looked like.

She's really girly, just like her younger brother, with a pretty face like a girl.

I stroked my hair, it was a little long, I really wanted to cut it off.Unexpectedly, an ice skate appeared in his hand, which looked very sharp.

I looked at the skate and wondered what I was.

Before he could figure out what to do, he was slapped and slapped on the ground.

I feel the veins popping out on my forehead, but the idiot who slapped me is my mother in name, so I must endure it.

"Why... why do you also have such abilities. Bai, promise me, never tell anyone that you have such abilities, absolutely! Even Dad can't."

I looked at the hysterical crying woman in front of me blankly, I couldn't stand it, as expected women are troublesome things.

Someone actually saw it, but I'm in a bad mood and don't want to tell you, woman.

But I also know one thing, it seems that this ability is feared by people, and if it is found, it will be burned like a witch or something.But it has been discovered, do you want to escape?

In fact, this kind of thing is nothing, I have seen things like the headless horseman.

By the way, what happened to that guy, it seems that he found her head.And that bastard Orihara Rinya, he seemed to be involved in that incident.

tsk...

What do you want him for?The scourge will last for thousands of years.

My brother, that sissy, won't cry, or maybe he's happy that his brother finally doesn't have to cause him any trouble.

Am I really old?Actually started to remember.

Suddenly I want to smoke.

Well……

Was there smoke in ancient times?

That group of people came really fast, I'll go, that man who is my father's body also took a weapon, maybe he wanted to kill his wife and children.

What a scumbag, I'll teach you a lesson.

Well, stop crying, scum, even if you burst into tears, it won't change the fact that you are walking towards your wife with a weapon.

I touched the steel rod in my hand, there was nothing I could do, this was the only thing left, I guess I would have to go to the hospital again after the beating.

Alright, scumbag, come here and let me teach you a lesson.

damn...

Women are really troublesome. I was about to shoot but they still stood in front of me and were killed.

aren't you a witchHow could he die so easily?

Sure enough, the IQ of women after falling in love and getting married will drop to a negative number.

They walked towards me again, the smiles on their faces really dark and twisted.

Forget it, I was planning to teach him a lesson, but in that case, he might as well just die.

Well……

No wonder they were so scared, they could take a person's life so easily, it was indeed terrifying that a five-year-old child could become a sharp weapon for killing people.

tsk...

Why do I want to kill?

Obviously, I was just a debt collector before, and at most I was just a thug who could be taught a lesson.

Now it's all right, the source of income is gone, and I have to go out to avoid the pursuit of these people.

I searched the house and found that the money was really poor, but it was better than nothing.

It's really cold outside, even if I have the ability to turn things into ice, I'm not very afraid of the cold.But wearing a single shirt on a snowy day, even if you are not afraid of the cold, you can't hold it.

In the end I ended up on the street.

Damn everyone treats me like an unlucky child whose parents died in the war, and refuses to take me in, let alone work, who would give a five-year-old child work.

ridiculous!

Forget it, I have to bow my head under the eaves, who made my body so young.

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Tao Di Zai Bu Zhan was devastated.

He is a time traveler, that is to say, he knows nothing when he first arrives.

Because he didn't get the memory of Zabuzhan, he didn't know how ninjutsu formed seals at all.

And damn it, he's still a traitor, with his arrest warrants posted everywhere, he can't even settle down, not to mention he's full of scumbags, recruiting younger brothers, and enriching the harem.

No, he is indeed full of bastards now, he looks like a bastard at first glance.

On this day, he went out for a stroll on the street again, and when he turned his eyes, he saw Shizuo Heiwajima picking up garbage on the bridge.

Tao Di Zai Bu Zhan trembled her lips, extremely excited.

God, earth, God, you finally opened your eyes.

Sure enough, the inertia of history is irreversible!

Momochi Zabuza straightened his appearance, and walked towards Minazukishiro expressionlessly.

There are several wild dogs robbing around Shizuo Heiwajima, which look extremely ferocious.

Shizuo Heiwajima had blue veins on his forehead from the barking of wild dogs.

"Snapped!"

Shizuo Heiwajima pinched off the branch used to pull out the garbage in his hand, threw it on the ground, twisted it with his feet, grabbed the steel rod and smashed it on the wild dog.

Shizuo Heiwajima's movements were clean and sharp, extremely ruthless, and he knocked out several wild dogs in a few seconds.

Several wild dogs had to whimper and run away with their tails between their legs.

Heiwajima Shizuo wiped the dog blood and hair off the stick with a blank face. After all, the conditions are different, so we should cherish the weapon at hand.

Seeing this scene, Tao Di Zabu Zhan Shengsheng stopped in his tracks, with a broken expression on his face.

Didn't it mean that Minazuki Shiro was gentle and kind?

That face is waterless and moonless, yes, but what did the behavior just now count?

A loli girl bravely fights a hungry wild dog?

forget it!

Is that product really Waterless Moon White?

Could it be that I made a mistake.

Momochi walked over without hesitation, it was better to make sure.

Heiwajima Shizuo turned his head when he heard the footsteps, and saw a cowardly, idiotic man with bandages all over his body, with a face like I am a strange man who kidnapped and trafficked children.

"What's the matter with you?"

Shizuo Heiwajima's voice is really pure and lovely.

Whether it's the innocent face, the big watery eyes, or the cute child's voice, Taodi Zabuzhan's heart flutters.

Sure enough, it was the little angel Minazuki, so cute, so pitiful, I had to save him.

Taodi Zabuzhan stretched out his hand, "Come with me, I need you."

Shizuo Heiwajima still looked at Momochi with pure eyes.

Just when Momochi Zabuzhan thought it was Minazukishiro and hadn't realized it, he saw Mizumutsukishiro's expression change.

Minazuki Shiro looked at Taodi with an idiot expression on his face.

"At first, I thought he was a wretched old man who could cheat some money. I didn't expect that he was a psycho. Get out of here. I don't have money for you. Didn't you see that I am also a beggar? Psycho."

The peach field is no longer cut and petrified, and is broken into several petals.

Why is this happening?

Could it be that he was really wrong?

"Look, there is a neuropathy!"

Tao Di Zai Bu Zhan was about to go crazy when he heard this sound of insanity, and he wasn't looking at God, so he didn't need to be so surprised.Don't know to take into account the mentality of mental illness?Psychopaths have human rights assholes too! (You actually admitted that you are mentally ill...)

Tao Di Zai Bu Zhan looked back viciously, and broke out in a cold sweat.

Two Konoha ninjas stood behind him, one with distinctive white hair and one with short black hair.

That white-haired person looks like Kakashi at first glance, and there is no one else in Hokage who has both white hair and this hairstyle.And the man with short black hair looks a lot like Obito Uchiha.

Unscientific, isn't Kakashi wearing a mask all year round?

Didn't Uchiha Obito also blacken and release Kyuubi to defect?

Not scientific.

Could it be?

Am I wrong?

Taodi looked at those two people again.

The person who looked like Kakashi smiled and looked lazy. Even in an enemy country, he could still eat hot bonito dumplings with a smile. (Wooden fish dumplings are hot...?)

But... wooden fish dumpling...

So hungry...〒_〒

Momochi glanced at the bonito dumpling in Kakashi's hand without giving up.

Kakashi was also very surprised to see Momochi not beheading again, although he was smiling, he started to complain in his heart.

Let me go, why are you a time traveler again, Hokage, you have worn enough clothes, don't come again, okay?And is this coward really a peach land?It's too cowardly.

Kakashi, who was thinking like this, took Obito's words, "Obito, don't say it in front of others, although it is said to be crazy, but neurotics also have self-esteem."

Momoji Zabuza looked at Kakashi's face, the anger in his heart continued to gather.

But just when Taodi didn't kill him and wanted to go up to beat someone desperately, a hand appeared in front of him.There was a wooden fish dumpling in the palm, still steaming.

"Want to eat? You seem very hungry."

Kakashi looked at Momochi with concern.

Momochi Zabuza stared blankly at Kakashi, as if seeing an angel. (Because Mao thinks it looks like Tang Bohu ordering Qiuxiang Shangqiuxiang to Tang Bohu steamed buns 〒_〒)

After Momochi took the bonito ball again, Kakashi handed another one to Minazukishiro.

"Hi, my name is Hatake Kakashi."

Heiwajima Shizuo threw away the stick for pulling out trash, took the dumpling with his hand, and took a bite.

"My name is Shizuo Heiwajima, thank you for the food."

Tao Di will be petrified again, did he really admit his mistake?

But Shizuo Heiwajima, isn't he the violent madman in The Headless Horseman's Odd Records?

So... the little angel was worn?

So his little Lolita is gone, and I really want to cry, why is he so unlucky...

"Uncle crazy, please don't look at me with lewd eyes, I'm a man." Shizuo Heiwajima knew what this coward was thinking without looking up.

"I'm not an uncle...I'm only ten..."

Momoji Zabuza looked at Kakashi's face and slowly closed his mouth, is he really that old, bastard!

"By the way? Uncle, what's your name?"

Kakashi looked at Momochi with kind eyes, and as for Shizuo Heiwajima, he said that he had calmed down.

"My name is... Sora Aoi..."

Momochi Zabuza looked at Kakashi's face and decisively changed his name.

But when he said that name, he wanted to slap himself in the face. He couldn't say anything about Sora Aoi, and Maria Ozawa!

It sounds like a time traveler, damn it!

Momochi no Zhan really wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in, and he would definitely see Kakashi's stunned smile on his face!

"Really? Hello, Sora Aoi, I'm Kakashi Hatake."