Gujian II: It's hard work to be a liu

Hmm, today's almanac must have written that it is not easy to see the high priest, Li Ying wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and flew out like a headless fly without knowing the direction. He must check the almanac when he goes out in the future.Anyway, Liuyue City is only this big and covered by a transparent egg shell, no matter how much it flies, it won't fly outside.

In other words... Dajisi must hate him even more.Hey, he really didn't mean it, but he said the truth in the end, the absolute truth, he really thinks that Erliang Jun, who is big chicken silk, looks relatively upright, not crooked, not skewed, not out of proportion, The shape of two eggs and one fritters is also very good, so what, Dajisi should be happy, he praised so much.It seems that men like to be praised by others for their bravery, durability, what X guns can't fall, what night N times wolf and so on.

Li Ying ran forward with wild thoughts, wondering if the original version in the plot at that time had broken through the big chicken wire and was booing.He was really lucky and could go directly to buy lottery tickets.You must know that people in Liuyue City can become immortals without eating or drinking, but what is inside, appetite is also human nature, and they will also eat and drink, but the frequency is a little lower, and the interval A little bit longer.Li Ying remembered seeing Dajisi coughing and running to the place of reincarnation of the five grains a few times since he saw it clearly.

But... He really didn't expect that this time he would be lucky enough to bump into such a private matter as Big Chicken Silk.Cough cough, he looked at the pitch-black sky that competed with him, so what, the parabola of the big chicken wire is relatively perfect, should he secretly praise the big chicken wire? Does it have a urinary tract aspect? problem?But after he crashed in, it was obvious that the parabolic successor was weak.

Forget it, Da Jisi belongs to Shennong's family, and has excellent medical skills. He must know better than him whether those unspeakable secrets exist or not.Li Ying scratched his head, if he really exaggerated the chicken shreds... Maybe, the big chicken shreds would chop him into minced meat in a rage.That's an indignityless way to die.

While lamenting how he could pull hatred so safely, thinking that he couldn't hold hatred in a certain game back then, hey, now that he becomes a T, he must be rushed to form a team wherever he goes.While thinking about the years in the game, while thinking wildly, while feeling that he wants to have entertainment, entertainment, and life, and even the fifth girl has no effect.

Flying and flying, he slammed into the window of a certain room. When he woke up from his wild thoughts, he was very embarrassed to see that there was a bathtub in the room, and there was a person in the bathtub, and that person was naked. The one was looking at him with a complicated expression.A beauty, definitely a beauty, has a waist and a figure, that hair looks as smooth as black silk, that skin is white and delicate, wow, the water drops are still flowing slowly on the skin.

Li Ying is purely appreciative, and that's right, he doesn't have any tools, so he can't think of anything.He looked at the beauty up, down, left, right, left, right, up, down, left, and right, with the eyes of admiring the perfectly proportioned human statue in Greece, for example, the hair of the beauty is so black as a waterfall, how do you say that?By the way, the beauty is waiting for your long hair to reach your waist, how about smiling at me?Li Ying rubbed her head, her head was bald and hairless, wait for him to grow his hair up to his waist...in his next life.In other words, why does this beauty look more and more familiar?

Please forgive the forgetful Comrade Li Ying, if he puts on clothes, he can recognize this person at a glance, but after taking off the layers of clothes and starting to look at the figure instead of the face, a certain bastard begins to be blind.

"Have you... seen enough?" In the same night, Li Ying once again got the vicious words that came out of her teeth.Hey, the beauty's voice is so nice~~~~ "When... do you want to see it?" The voice became more and more annoyed, and the beauty's face turned red with anger.

Short oil... He, is this a breaker taking a bath?Really, there's nothing to be shy about, he doesn't have any clothes and runs around in a black ball all day long, but Li Ying also thinks that if Er Liangjun didn't abandon him, according to his current appearance, what would he do? , It's definitely extreme pornography.

And then... Li Ying's bastard remembered the Erliang Jun with the big chicken wire he saw just now, and his eyes were completely uncontrollable to look under a certain naked person who couldn't get out and could only squat down past.

"You... still want to watch?" The beauty's voice was almost like a knife.

"That... I'm sorry." Li Ying immediately apologized decisively and politely, and then he said in a very sincere tone, "Excuse me, who are you?"

"...you..." Xie Yi felt himself jumping in anger. This damn demon, who hugged him and kissed him forcibly, now asked who he was.He said that demons are not good people.

"Ah, you know me? Or, should I know you?" Erhuo still looked reluctantly into the bathtub.

"Get out, Li Ying, get out." Xie Yi was so angry that his nose was about to smoke, anyway, he couldn't calm down at all when he encountered this damn demon.

"Ah, I remembered, you are Xie Yi." Li Ying felt that she was really embarrassed, and then immediately comforted Xie Yi, "What, don't be afraid that I will leave immediately, I will leave immediately, I am really sorry."

"That's right, your figure is better than your master's. Really." Erhuo's tone was sincere. "I saw your master's figure just now, and I really don't have your figure."

"En." Li Ying felt that she wanted to add a sentence, "Your little brother is definitely more beautiful than your master."

"Li Ying..." Xie Yi felt that he wanted to kill the bastard in front of him right now.

The author has something to say: No, I laughed so hard, hahahaha.Li Ying is a piece of shit