Gujian II: It's hard work to be a liu

As soon as I talked about the gymnastics related to the hair on Dajisi's body to practice the splits, Erhuo suddenly thought that Dajisi would not want Dajisi to see the letter abandoning him. After seeing the letter abandoning him, he was so angry that he asked Damei Xie to take responsibility, and then If you can't get your heart, you have to get your body, even if you die, your body must accompany me (?) and other exciting scenes of sadomasochism, he hurriedly said "Sister Cangming, I I don’t want to tell you, I’m going to stop Da Jisi from the Second Secondary School from getting sick. If he gets sick, I’ll have nothing to do with it.”

"Sick? Secondary school?" Cangming is incapable of understanding such advanced Internet language, but she naturally thinks... Maybe this is a common language in the devil world?Well, no wonder it is said that demons have their own unique way of communication, Cangming feels that he has learned new knowledge.It turned out that the devil world has its own way of speaking, no wonder I can't understand it.Thinking that Li Ying should still be tired talking to her, and even use the language of the human world specially, Cangming feels that it is not easy and considerate for Erhuo.She is proud of having such a gentle and kind brother who is bisexual.

Hey, it would be great if Liying wasn't a demon.When everyone in Liuyue City has gone to the lower realm, Li Ying will probably return to the Demon Realm.

"Ahhh, Sister Cangming, I'll talk to you when I come back. If it's too late, the big chicken shreds will probably copy the guy and run off to the world, let alone say that he is like a powder keg now, he hasn't been marinated yet. Going down will definitely burp your fart." Erhuo ran so fast, the voice here was still lingering, and the person disappeared.

However, although Erhuo is very unreliable and unconsciously pulling hatred all day long is completely a god-like rhythm, but this time he really guessed right.As soon as he flew to the Dajisi Temple, he saw the face of Dajisi from the window. According to Dajisi, it is a description of disappointment, disgust, anger, etc., which is very literary, small, fresh and melancholy. Of course, according to Erhuo, that is the face of a resentful woman after being eaten up and wiped out, cheated of all her property, and let him give birth to a baby, snatching away the baby and kicking it away. Sensitive, the intensity of the resentment made even the two guys shudder.

What is hate because of love, and why love deeper and hate deeper.Here, a typical example is the trembling and brewing volcano in the room of Dajisi.Erhuo Pala looked in from the window, watching Dajisi's face getting darker and darker, watching Dajisi tear off the sleeve of the letter fiercely with a movement that is absolutely typical in Qiong Yao's novels, and was about to go out Copying the posture of fighting with a knife, he immediately rushed in and stopped in front of Da Jisi.

"Li Ying, what are you doing here?" Facing the culprit who caused the master-student disagreement and caused him to be abandoned by his apprentice, Da Jisi didn't even kick him up, which is considered to be a very cultivated and unique quality.

"Where do you want to go?" Facing the resentful spirits of Dajisi, Erhuo's legs were a little weak, and he wanted to slap his ass and leave. Don't face Dajisi's vicious face again. .Well, for Xie Yi, for himself to go back to the modern society, blow the air conditioner, eat junk food, watch pornography, that movie, or play big games, he... he will fight.

Erhuo looked at the split eyebrows of Da Jisi, and looked at the split hair with the same eyes that Erkang looked at Ziwei very affectionately, and then said very affectionately that Erkang possessed, "Ziwei... Don't go...I can't bear it"

Well, there's a vein next to the split eyebrow and it's still throbbing.

"Li Ying, what the hell are you doing? I'm very busy now, I don't have time to chat with you. I still have a lot of things to deal with." Da Jisi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Erhuo's legs went limp, and he was frightened.He was so spineless that he wanted to run away, but... he remembered that a beauty can become a legend in the future, he remembered that he could drink Coke, eat hamburgers and watch X-movies, and remembered that he could spend the long night with the company of his little brother and fifth girl Instead of being empty below.Erhuo took a deep breath, "Dajisi, do you want to go to the lower realm?"

In fact, Erhuo is still afraid of big chicken silk, his lips are trembling, his eyebrows are drooping, and his small eyes are blinking. He dare not look at big chicken silk, he still looks at big chicken silk. Split...hair.However, the bastard is so dark that he can't even see his facial features clearly. Of course, Dajisi can't see the essence of a bastard through the black appearance.

All Dajisi could see was that the demon teased him, and then saw through his thoughts at a glance.Dajisi clenched his fists... Could it be that the heart demon Liying has been monitoring the people in Liuyue City?It's terrible. You must be more careful and cautious when doing things in the future.A little carelessness, I don't know if this demon will play some tricks again to murder people in Liuyue City.

Cangming has already sacrificed for Liuyue City... He must fulfill Cangming's wish, he must defend Liuyue City for Cangming.No matter what he is asked to pay, even if his reputation is ruined, he must go on firmly for the sake of Cangming.The National People's Congress Jisi has a spirit of sacrifice, is so tragic, and is so heroic. The cliff behind it should be accompanied by surging piano music and a beam of light to reflect the greatness of Dajisi.

Hey, poor big Jisi, Goddess Cangming is now practicing the lion roar at the bastard every day, roaring at the bastard until she burst into tears and fainted.

"Heart Demon, I don't know what you're talking about. There are many things in Liuyue City that I need to deal with. I don't have as much time as you." Dajisi made a very serious expression, "Master Heart Demon, if you have time, you can return it." It’s better to think about how to fulfill the content of the transaction.”

Erhuo looked at the big chicken silk, and then adjusted his little expression. In order to relieve some pressure, he looked at the sloppy wooden tree outside the window. Hey, the leaves are all yellow. Sure enough, autumn is here and winter is not far away. up.After brewing literature and art for a long time, he said deeply, "Big chicken silk, my lord Ziwei, don't tell me that you are going to find your apprentice."

"What?" Dajisi was a little panicked now, he waved his big sleeves, and said in a deeper tone, "I don't know what the heart demon is talking about."

Well, this appellation has indeed improved from Li Ying to Xinmo, to Mr. Xinmo.But Erhuo looked at his sleeves and thought... What a waste, how much material do these two big sleeves need, the fabric on his sister Cangming is not as much as chicken wire.The clothes on Dajisi's body can be removed to make clothes for the whole family.

"Hey hey hey hey, big chicken, you don't have to hide it from me anymore." Erhuo smiled silly, but his laughter immediately became sinister and cunning in big chicken's mind Jie's laughter, um, is the typical laughter of villains in horror movies.God knows how Da Jisi can automatically convert such a silly laugh, it's really... powerful.

Da Jisi lowered his head, "The matter of my apprentice..."

"It's nothing, I just want to say, Dajisi, if you want to find your apprentice, it will take another ten years. Now, you just stay in Liuyue City obediently, don't go down casually. Disobedient children are There is no candy to eat." Keke, actually, Erhuo is still very nervous and dare not look at Da Jisi's face.But he had to stop Shen Ye Shen, a patient whose brain hole went straight to the black hole, so he remembered what the teacher said when he was in school, don’t be nervous when talking to the audience, you can think of them as cabbages. Don't be afraid anymore.

But Erhuo felt that if he replaced the thing on the neck of the big chicken with a cabbage, he would laugh straight away, so... he replaced the head of the little loli, and the hypnosis was very successful, so he just treated the little loli The words spoken in Lily's tone were so gentle that she almost reached out to touch the little Lolita's head.

And such a sentence fell into Da Jisi's ears, it was definitely a blatant threat.Well, the disobedient child has no candy to eat... Dajisi is so angry that he is about to vomit blood.However, he gritted his teeth and said, "Lord Xinmo, you don't need to tell me about some things. I will naturally know. Since Lord Xinmo has a plan, then I will naturally cooperate with all my strength. Regarding the matter of evildoers, Lord Xinmo said to wait." For more than ten years, this seat is also patient, so let's talk about it in more than ten years."

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