who ripped off the leader

When the registration for another hunter exam started, Il fans finally found Safi, who was rubbing against Kuroro begging for a whip: "It seems that you really forgot about odd teeth and jokes, and you Don't you care about the ridiculous test results?"

Safi lay on Kuroro's lap like a boneless one, narrowing his eyes lazily: "If there was something wrong with Mi Chi, you'd probably have come to me to kill Hisoka... Seeing how calm you are now ...Have Mi Ji successfully obtained a hunter's license?"

"Well, a useless license." Yi Ermi said seriously, "If it wasn't for the good relationship between Nitro and our family, Mi Ji would have sold the thing as soon as he changed hands."

Sa Fei said without sincerity: "If the old man knows what you said, he will cry to death, really."

"I think so too." Yier Fan nodded very seriously, "Because he is very enthusiastic about getting Qi Ya to take the exam for a hunter's license...so you'd better follow Qi Ya, I'm afraid That wretched|wretched old man will do anything to make us unhappy..."

"...don't make it sound like that old man is going to destroy the world soon." Safi finally left Kuroro. Except for greeting Yi Ermi when he jumped in from the window, he didn't even lift his eyes for the rest of the time.

"So you follow Qiya to the exam." Yi Ermi thought for a moment, and then came to a conclusion.

Sa Fei looked at him in disbelief: "... Where did you get the conclusion, has your logic sold for money?"

Yi Ermi took it for granted: "You are Qi Ya's master, shouldn't you take good care of your apprentice?"

"Il fans, if you haven't killed someone and got Alzheimer's in advance, you should know that the only thing I gave to your brother is 'It's wrong to have a second stroke casually'" If you die lazy on the bed, no one will give you this The dead fat man collected the corpse'..." Safei sincerely said to Il fans, "If you think such a master is not enough, you can ask Hisoka to take the exam again this year. If he fails once, he will definitely work hard this year. kill your brother."

Yiermi's expression was still very serious... No, his paralyzed face finally cracked, and he looked at Safei in surprise: "How do you know that Hisoka was kicked by me to sign up again this year?"

Safi: "……………………"

He finally couldn't help asking: "Ilmi, I don't think your younger brother came to collect debts from you, but you were cheated to death by them in your previous life, right?"

So Ill fans will focus on cheating their younger brother for 100 years in this life?

Yier fans: "Anyway, I have signed up for you."

Before Sa Fei could react, his face was covered with blood: "Hey! You are not so self-assertive!"

Yier fan: "I paid the registration fee. If you dare to waste it like Hisoka, your apprentice will die."

Safi began to feel that the blood on his face was from his own face: "Don't do this, I just don't go to the exam, how can you kill my brother if you want to kill him-although I think you did it special Yes, I support you very much... Hurry up, kill well!"

Yier fan: "...you still have an apprentice, you promised to let him live in a healthy way."

Safei smiled and showed two rows of big white teeth: "Do you think I don't know that your family doesn't take money and doesn't kill people?"

Yier fan also wanted to smile proudly, but he took a look at Safei's stupid look, and thought it might be a bit embarrassing: "I won't do it myself, I'll just let Miji say that your little apprentice is from the Kuruta tribe." The news is posted on the official website of the Hunter Association."

Safi: "…………………………"

Half an hour later, Safei looked at the disguise props left by Yiermi, and felt that he had never made a true, reliable, intimate, and good friend in his life.

Kuroro was finally willing to put down the book in his hand. He took a critical look at the things that Ilmi left for Safei, and then nodded reluctantly: "The things are okay, but if you turn yourself into another People, I guess Qi Ya can recognize who you are at a glance."

Safi: "...Impossible! Qiya doesn't have that kind of heart!"

Kuroro glanced at Sa Fei with pity: "What I mean is, even if you become another person, you can't change certain characteristics—for example, the camera you hang around your neck forever."

"...Can I pray that Qiya won't see my camera at a glance?" Safi looked at Kuroro pitifully, "Even if I can successfully cover myself for 5 minutes. "

Kuroro's eyes became more pitiful: "Safi, Ilmi just told you that you can disguise yourself as another person, he didn't say that you have to change your face so that Qiya can't recognize it... Do you think Esiso's character, Will he hide it?"

Safimao said suddenly: "That's right......... No, I've always thought so, I just pretended to be stupid to show you, do you know?" His face was righteous.

Kuroro copied the book again, ignoring him.

Safi blinked his eyes, and then put his face in front of Kuroro: "Kuroro, anyway, you don't have any big events recently, how about you accompany me to the exam?"

Kuroro reached out and pushed Safi's big face away, and replied firmly, "No."

Safi snorted, and leaned forward with a mean face twisting his waist: "Kurolo~~~go~go~go~~~"

Kurolo: "...the whip is over there, if you want to be whipped, you can use it yourself."

Sa Fei lay down on the ground, and posed with a rippling face ＿(: 3∠)＿: "I don't want it in the Lun family~ If it's not Kurolo, why don't you feel good~~~"

Kuroro didn't even roll his eyes at him: "If you get hot, get out and fix it before you come back."

Safi maintained the _(:3∠)_ posture, moved to the side of the whip little by little, picked it up and then moved out a little bit: "I hate it~ You have been in a relationship with me for so long and you don't sleep with me ..."

Kuroro continued to read, keeping his ears shut and only reading sage books.

Even though Safi tried his best, Kuroro couldn't agree to go to the exam with him in the end.

When Safi was transported away by the airship, he almost recited a love poem to Kuroro aloud from the window of the airship to show that even if Kuroro refused to accommodate him, his love for Kuroro would still remain unchanged... Listen next to The people who said this all made disgusting expressions, and the two big men didn't care, and they even recited love poems...

So Safei could only lament that he is such a good-tempered person. If Hisoka were standing here, these bastards who dared to laugh at him might be dead or alive now...

He has been with Kuroro for more than half a year, and the first thing Safi does when he wakes up every morning is to go to the bathroom to tidy himself up, and then he will start forever except for the two special times of going to the toilet and asking for training♂ The Japanese papers that are hanging on Kuroro's body...

He still remembers how terrified that green-eyed guy of the knight looked at him when he came to look for Kuroro. Well, within two days after that guy went back, the old members of the brigade were all All kinds of reasons came to watch - the new members didn't have the guts to challenge the authority of the leader.

While reminiscing about the whipping that Kuroro gave as a farewell before leaving the house, Safi felt that he hadn't been whipped enough, and at the same time looked at the people on the airship... most of them looked vicious, but they were not. Nice guys, and occasionally there are a few guys who hold books or laptops and look like "I'm a high IQ person".

He yawned, thinking that unless there was someone on this airship who was good at hiding, otherwise... The corner of his eyes flicked to a certain corner, and then the half-yawn got stuck.

That guy sitting in the corner could make Sa Fei forget to measure his "Qi" and "Potential" when he saw him for the first time, and was turned into a flower by the other party's magical attire.

The person he was staring at turned his head to look at Sa Fei, and then walked over slowly, the hard-soled leather shoes knocked on the wooden floor of the airship with the sound of "tap", "tap" and "tap"... this sound It's like knocking on the heart of everyone who looks at him.

Sa Fei looked at the person who was gradually approaching him, trembling from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, he was about to kneel down almost immediately: "Don't, don't, don't...don't make trouble..." His tears were about to burst out "You tell me that you don't know me, you tell me that I actually misidentified the person, okay..." qaq

The other party stopped about two steps away from him, and then opened his mouth to Sa Fei: "Click, click, click, click."

Safi: "........."

He showed an ecstatic smile: "Great, I don't understand! Our species is different, I really don't know you~"

Then the guy with a livid face, a bald man with only a handful of short black hair on the top of his head, and nails all over his body stretched out his horrible hand of the same color and squeezed his throat, and then spoke again, saying what they could do Understandable Earth dialect——This voice is so familiar that Safei almost cried and knelt down: "Sorry, I'm not used to speaking like this, I didn't switch back for a while, I scared you."

All the people next to him were 0-0: Oh shit, this is really unscientific. He is such an ugly person, how could he turn into such a beautiful voice once he adjusted the channel correctly... The aesthetics of aliens are really different from ours. It's totally different, oh grass...

Sa Fei looked like a frog that had just been stuffed by someone and was still bouncing around, his expression was tangled and it was difficult to speak: "If it's possible, I really hope you don't come and talk to me..."

The other party tilted his head, with a puzzled look on his face (Safei's broken face: don't ask me how I can see the emotion of "puzzled" from that face full of nails, I really understand it too well This guy, he tilted his head and pretended to be innocent because he didn't understand what I meant... My God, why is he selling cute to scare people when he is like this?!) asked: "Why? I came here on purpose I'm here to find you..." The voice is grievous, if you block your eyes, it will definitely soften the hearts of most people in this world, oh shit, some people can't bear this contrast and turn their heads away.

Safei covered his eyes sadly: "I'm about to cry from your fright, don't you see it, Yiermi..."