Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

Xu Muyan sang loudly along the way, and the singing echoed throughout the dense forest.

Damn crazy horse!

Just like rushing to reincarnate, run fast!

The mountain road was very bumpy again. There was a big pit on one side, and a piece of dead wood on the other side blocked the road.

The tune of Xu Muyan's singing was accompanied by the horse's up and down, up and down, and in the end, his voice became hoarse.

That plague-stricken crazy horse almost knocked his soul away!

Xu Muyan frantically grabbed the horse's reins and forced the crazy horse to stop.

But the subordinates lost their sense of proportion and grabbed the mane on the horse's neck. The painful horse mistakenly thought it was urging it to run quickly.

The more he spread his hooves, he ran wildly.

Yulisheng laughed until his stomach ached. Originally, he handed over the reins of the horse to Xu Muyan because he was afraid that he would hurt Xu Muyan because of his insatiable greed.

So he calmly let Xu Muyan drive the horse, so that the speed of the horse was completely up to Xu Muyan.

Is this enough to be sympathetic and to favor the apprentice?

Yulisheng thought that he had restrained his temper enough, if it was the same as before, how could he care about Xu Muyan's life or death.

I am hearty, and I will never stop if I don't eat to my satisfaction.

What Yu Lisheng didn't expect was that Xu Muyan would be so bold and proactive.

He actually pulled the horse's mane and drove the horse very fast, wishing it would grow eight hooves and run wildly.

Xu Muyan seemed very happy, and sang folk songs to him in a delicate and sweet voice all the way.

Whether the singing is good or not, in addition, the babbling intonation when singing is not what Xu Muyan used to know.

All in all, Yulisheng is quite satisfied.

He just needs to sit firmly on the saddle, and someone will take the initiative to throw him in the arms.

Never parted for a moment.

Yulisheng couldn't help wrapping Xu Muyan's waist from behind, whispering in his ear: "Yanyan, it's rare that you are so enthusiastic about Master, whatever you want, Master will give you everything, everything. "

Xu Muyan: "!!!"

Can not be done! ! ! !

Master gave him too much!

Plagued Crazy Horse!

His soul is about to go mad!

Xu Muyan was blown by the cold wind, his little face was flushed, he sang folk songs all the way, and his mouth became a little dry.

The cold wind made the tip of his nose feel uncomfortable, and tears rolled down in disappointment.

The drops fell on the back of Yulisheng's hand.

Yu Lisheng smiled again and said, "Are you happy or not? You are very strange, Xu Muyan. When you are sad, you cry. Now that you are so happy, you still cry... You are made of water now." Is it? The little daughter's family is not as delicate as you..."

"I think... don't call yourself Sima Jiaojiao anymore, this name doesn't suit you."

Originally, Yulisheng gave Xu Muyan a nickname, Yingxue.

But when he mentioned this name to Xu Muyan, it was very unsightly.

These two words were all out of ridicule and humiliation to Xu Muyan.

It was a very humiliating evaluation of Xu Muyan's skin.

Therefore, Yulisheng hasn't called him Yingxue for a long time.

Looking at it now, Xu Muyan has a very stubborn temper, and often jumps up to talk back to him, like that rebellious phoenix.

However, she is delicate and weak, and when she moves a little, she will cry like pear blossoms and rain, which makes Yulisheng feel very distressed.

Simply, let's call her Feng Jiao.

It sounds tacky, but Yu Lisheng thinks it suits Xu Muyan right now.

"Feng Jiao, Feng Jiao Jiao, Sima Feng Jiao..."

Xu Muyan became angry from embarrassment, subconsciously thumped the horse's head, and said angrily, "I'm not called Laoshizi's Sima Fengjiao! It's so ugly, I'm not... ah!!!!!!"

The horse was hit on the head for no reason, and immediately raised its front hooves in pain and let out a growl.

Xu Muyan was unprepared, he fumbled wildly with both hands, and grabbed the horse's neck by the mane.

But even so, the body still fell back uncontrollably.

With a bang, his back hit Yu Lisheng's chest.

It seems to be stepping on a banana peel and slipping.

arrive……

bottomed out.

High or low is the end.

The plague-stricken Crazy Horse is completely insane.

Frantically jumping around in place, trying to throw the two people on his back off.

Xu Muyan screamed in fright, the more frightened he was, the more subconsciously he grabbed the horse's mane.

But the more he grasped the horse's mane, the more pain the horse suffered.Then jump more and more happily.

All of a sudden, I saw a crazy horse jumping and jumping around in place.

The bay red horse, which arrived late, looked up at its poor fellow while chewing the hay in its mouth.

From time to time, he flicked the horse's tail and made a muffled sound, and saw that there was a nice patch of grass on the ground.

He lowered his head and gnawed a big mouthful, but the result was not to his taste, the Claret Horse grinned again, and took a few mouthfuls hard.

The fresh grass mixed with saliva was spit all over the ground.

Eyes like copper bells raised upwards, and the red horse stared steadily at the two two-legged beasts in front of him.

Then he let out two breaths of cold air from his nostrils, and stepped forward with four hooves.

When Lu met the poor fellow that Xu Muyan had almost plucked all the mane off its neck, the claret horse even let out a sound of gloating.

Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba...

Xu Muyan: "Ah!!!!!!!!!"

"Shh, keep your voice down," Yu Lisheng covered Xu Muyan's mouth from behind, and laughed at him slightly mockingly, "Why are you barking louder than a horse? I don't know, I thought it was Ben Sagittarius bullied you, shut down your voice quickly, don't be caught by others."

Xu Muyan felt a hatred in his heart!

Originally, he thought that this was just an ordinary ride together.

He never expected that he would meet a mad horse suffering from plague, and a little widow who lacked virtue!

Xu Muyan had to sigh with emotion, fortunately he was a little succubus now.

Otherwise, if it were the same as before, he would have to cry and faint three times while walking halfway.

Fucked, damned little widow!

What a fucking crime!

He actually had the nerve to remind him, don't let the other disciples know the clues!

The little widow's skin is as thick as a city wall, and she is still worried that this matter will be known?

As if aware of Xu Muyan's thoughts, Yu Lisheng laughed and said, "Of course I'm not afraid, I see it when I see it, even if all of them come to watch, so what? Do you think I still care about these things now? "

"It's you, Sima Fengjiao, with such a thin skin, if you were surrounded by people like that, you would cry out of embarrassment, right?"

Yu Lisheng smiled sadly, very happy.

Raising his hand, he stroked the two strands of dragon beard on Xu Muyan's forehead, and sweat dripped out from between his fingers.

"I really want to see you blushing, crying bitterly, kneeling at the feet of this seat, begging this seat to take pity on you!"

Xu Muyan said angrily: "Then you will never wait for that day! If that day does come, I will bite my tongue and kill myself! If I can't kill you, can't I kill myself?"

"Well, what are you talking about about life and death?" Yu Lisheng's expression became depressed, and he hugged him even tighter, "Yanyan's voice is really good, from now on I can only sing for myself."

"It's a beautiful idea, you! Ah...Okay, okay, I agree, I agree!"

Xu Muyan has always advocated that those who understand current affairs are heroes, and if they can't beat us, they will join.

He used to be out of tune with the little widow because he wasn't perverted enough.

Now he understood that only by becoming a pervert like the little widow would his life be much easier.

The big pervert taught a little pervert.

Yulisheng was in vain to be a teacher, and in vain to correct the way!

Xu Muyan didn't dare to curse aloud, only dared to curse secretly in his heart.

Who would have thought that Yu Lisheng suddenly clamped his chin, stretched out two slender fingers, and then smacked Xu Muyan's lips a few times, moderately.

Made a dull beating sound.

It's not really painful, but it's really, really embarrassing.

Actually, the master smacked his mouth with his fingers.

Lips are slightly numb.

Yu Lisheng said slowly: "You're scolding me again in your heart, aren't you?"

"Humph!"

"Do you still dare to hum? It seems that I have been too merciful to you, so I should come over with a board and slap your mouth hard, to see if you dare to scold me in your heart next time."

After a pause, Yu Lisheng laughed again, "However, if you want to be slapped by Master like that... Hehe, it's not impossible to use it to slap your mouth. Anyway, you've tried it before, haven't you?"

"No!" Xu Muyan was so angry that he blushed and retorted, "I didn't scold Master in my heart! I didn't scold!"

"You still don't admit it?" Yu Lisheng said with a low smile, "You have to take it out and hit you on the mouth before you are willing to admit your mistake? Then I will take it out?"

As he said that, he pretended to really take out the instruments of torture.

Xu Muyan became anxious, quickly pressed Yu Lisheng's hand, begged for mercy, and said with a bit of tears: "Master, don't, don't hit me, master, good master, I was wrong, Can't you? I'm bad, my mind is not clean, woohoo, I'm bad and anxious..."

"Feng Jiao, Sima Feng Jiao." Yu Lisheng corrected him.

"Okay, I get it, I'm bad, I'm bad Fengjiao, I'm bad, I shouldn't secretly scold Master in my heart..."

What a fucking crime!

孽 孽!

Xu Muyan shouted in his heart, what a fucking crime!

If I had known it earlier, I would not have scolded in my heart, I would just have scolded out loud, and I could still speak freely.

What a sin!

To be bullied by Yu Lisheng like a grandson.

What a crime!

Xu Muyan was so angry that his cheeks puffed up and rounded.

He couldn't figure it out, could the master be the roundworm in his stomach?

Even if he secretly scolded others in his heart, Master knew?

so amazing?

Xu Muyan couldn't help asking: "Is Master the roundworm in my stomach? Why does Master know what I'm thinking?"

In fact, Yulisheng just guessed at random, but seeing Xu Muyan's reaction, he knew that he had guessed right.

But this is not the focus of his attention.

"It's not a roundworm..." Yu Lisheng frowned tightly, shook his head and said, "It should be a long worm, no, it can't be a worm, at least it has to be a dragon."

Xu Muyan didn't understand.

Yu Lisheng said: "Ask again! Don't make Teacher angry."

Xu Muyan: "Could it be that Master is a worm in my stomach... Oh, oh, oh, no, is it a dragon in my stomach? Master knows what I think?"

He has reorganized the language, but still did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

Yulisheng nodded solemnly, and said with satisfaction: "Well, yes, it's the long dragon."

Xu Muyan: "..."

What a fucking crime! ! ! ! !

"But I don't like the name Feng Jiao."

Xu Muyan quickly changed the subject and didn't want to mention anything more, roundworms, long worms, long dragons, that's too sinful.

Yulisheng approached Xu Muyan's ear, and kept teasing him, "Isn't this much better than Sima Jiaojiao? Phoenix is ​​so beautiful, so precious, and Jiao means sweetheart, how nice is it?"

In fact, if only Fenghuang and Jiaojiao were mentioned, it would be nice to mention any one alone.

But the little widow's aesthetics are too weird, so we have to call him together.

Fengjiao, Fengjiao, why doesn't it sound very serious?

Xu Muyan was on the point of crying out of anger, his head and shoulders were lowered and he was shaking with anger.

When Yulisheng saw it, he asked, "Are you overjoyed?"

Xu Muyan: "Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't talk to me anymore! I don't want to talk to you!"

Yulisheng laughed loudly, sweeping away the unhappiness that had happened with Xu Muyan before.

I think his words, his Yingxue, his Jiaojiao, and his Fengjiao are really too cute.

Yulisheng is so cute that she really wants to pinch her up and hold her high.

But he couldn't bear to part with Xu Muyan.

It wasn't until the sky was getting dark that a group of disciples behind him caught up.

Tan Qinglu let out a cry, and was half a horse's head behind Yulisheng, looking at the little succubus whose eyes were red from crying, his heart skipped a beat.

"Jiao Jiao, why are you crying?"

Xu Muyan didn't dare to tell the truth, so he could only talk nonsense: "Woooooo, senior brother, the horse runs too fast, I'm so scared, I'm afraid of dying, woooooo."

He's pretty good at putting on a show.

"Okay, don't cry." Tan Qinglu comforted in a low voice, and said to Yulisheng from the side, "Master, please take care of Jiao Jiao along the way. He is very timid and not very skilled at riding a horse. Thank you for taking care of me, Master." he."

Yu Lisheng gave a cold "hmm".

"Jiao Jiao, why don't you hurry up and thank the master? Never has the master taken such care of other disciples and given you so much favor, you have to be sensible."

Xu Muyan had no choice but to grit his teeth and thanked: "Thank you, Master, the master gave... too much!"

Master has given me so much! ! !

"Well, it's okay."

Yulisheng was still cold and indifferent, but the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up.

"Okay, Jiaojiao, come down, we're already in town." Tan Qinglu got off his horse, stretched out his hands, and made a gesture to hug the little succubus off the horse.

Xu Muyan didn't dare to move, not even a little bit.

"No need."

Yulisheng was also not in front of Tan Qinglu, too embarrassing for Xu Muyan.

Lifting off his robe, he wrapped Xu Muyan from head to toe, and then, like pinching a chicken, he held him in his arms, pushed him step by step, pushed him step by step, pushed and shoved, pushed and bumped him. He staggered to the town step by step.