Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

Chapter 180 So Master Is Little Scorpio

"No, I... I can read people's faces, and I can tell fortunes... But first, you have to tell me your birth date, so that I can help you figure out your future." Xu Muyan blinked and started Fool people.

"I think you are a fake Taoist priest. Why are you still learning from charlatans... Fortune-telling, hehe, I never believed in fate."

"Just tell me, or else, I'll tell you first? My birthday is July 27 every year, which is the time when the sunflowers are in full bloom."

Xu Muyan smiled and said, "Do you know what the flower language of sunflowers is?"

Yulisheng didn't know that sunflowers were sunflowers, what flowers and birds were talking about, he didn't understand these fancy things, so he shook his head and said indifferently: "I don't know."

"The flower language of sunflowers is faith, brilliance, loyalty, admiration, and love for life. Just like the sun above your head, it will never lose its temperature."

After hearing this, Yulisheng couldn't help but look up. He saw that in the darkness, the Taoist priest's eyes were extremely bright, shining like stars in the night sky.

He subconsciously wanted to reach out and grab the light, but he withdrew his hand a little bit ashamed.

Slowly curled up completely in the darkness.

"I actually like a lot of flowers, like camellias, peach blossoms, peonies, peonies, wintersweet, and crabapples. I like them all, but my favorite is sunflowers..." Xu Muyan's mouth was broken, and he started rambling again Said.

The strange thing is that Yu Lisheng always thought he was very noisy before, but now he really likes to hear him rambling on and talking about things that people can't understand.

Yulisheng thinks that he may be too lonely, so he really longs for someone to accompany him.

Then he turned his head, looked over quietly, and listened to the Taoist priest.

"...Okay, I've said a lot, can you tell me your birthday now?" Xu Muyan asked.

"October 25."

"October 25th, October 25th... Autumn."

Xu Muyan thought to himself, isn't autumn the season when chrysanthemums bloom?

If he told the truth, would Yu Lisheng think wrong?

If you don't say it directly, doesn't it seem that you want to be crooked, so you are very guilty?

Hence, Xu Muyan decided to tell the truth, he said, "Autumn is the time when chrysanthemums bloom...don't think about it."

Xu Muyan saw that Yulisheng's expression was not right, so he hurriedly said: "There are many kinds of chrysanthemums! There are many kinds of red chrysanthemums, chrysanthemums, asters, desk chrysanthemums, cabbage chrysanthemums, caltrop chrysanthemums, etc."

Yu Lisheng said with a half smile but not a smile: "What are you in a hurry for?"

"I... I'm not in a hurry," Xu Muyan swallowed guiltily, "I'm really not in a hurry."

"You know a lot, and you can name so many types of chrysanthemums. Why, you like chrysanthemums too?" Yu Lisheng asked with a sneer.

"What's the matter with chrysanthemums? Did liking chrysanthemums violate any rules and regulations?" Xu Muyan hurriedly searched his stomach and poured out the ink that was not too much in his stomach. Seeing Nanshan leisurely. It’s not that I prefer chrysanthemums among the flowers, and there are no flowers when all the flowers bloom.”

Yu Lisheng said: "You have a very good literary talent."

"No, no, no, I dare not, I don't deserve it, these lines are not written by me, but by some very powerful people, I admire them very much, but I dare not talk nonsense, saying that I wrote them of."

Xu Muyan still has the bottom line, he really doesn't have such a thick skin.

"I know."

"Huh? What do you know?"

"I know these are not things you can think of, you don't have that brain."

Xu Muyan: "..."

Well, the ghost knows whether this is a compliment to him or a detriment to him.

"I'd rather die with the incense on the branch than blow it into the north wind." Xu Muyan thought for a while, and then solemnly said to Yu Lisheng, "You are fine, don't be ashamed of yourself, and don't look down on yourself, you are really fine , very clean, I...I like you."

Yu Lisheng didn't say anything, and muttered to himself in a low voice: "How could you like me."

"How is it impossible?" Xu Muyan said anxiously, "I just like you! Isn't it love at first sight?"

"But you are a monk."

"Ah..." That's right, Xu Muyan almost forgot that he is still a monk, but soon, he said solemnly, "I can become a layman for you."

"I'm not clean, very dirty, I have served many men, very dirty."

"It's not dirty, you're not dirty at all. It's people's hearts that are dirty, not you. You're really good. I like you and want to be with you." Xu Muyan paused every word, with an extremely serious expression, "Wait We have escaped from here, and I will immediately return to vulgarity, and then take you far away, find a place where no one knows us, and return to the mountains and forests."

"You like...men too?"

"I don't like men." Xu Muyan shook his head. At least, when he first wore it, he was still straight. He said, "I like you."

Yu Lisheng: "..."

"You're scolding me, aren't you a man?" Yu Lisheng whispered.

"...I mean, it has nothing to do with gender, men and women, right and wrong, good or evil, right or wrong, anyone or anything... I just simply like you."

Yu Lisheng opened his mouth slightly and let out a short "ah". He didn't know how to deal with the sudden confession.

The first reaction was whether the Taoist priest was lying to him.After all, Taoist priests have fallen to this point. Without his relief, Taoist priests would soon die.

Soon Yu Lisheng calmed down, and said with a sneer, "It's such an old-fashioned trick. Unfortunately, I have already recognized the face of the world. Taking advantage of other people's feelings, Xiao Daoist, you really make me feel sick."

"I do not have!"

"What are you in a hurry for? If you don't have it, you don't. What are you talking about so loudly? I want to attract the devil and reward you with a whip?"

In this way, Xu Muyan had no choice but to say in a low voice, "I really didn't. If I was taking advantage of your feelings, I would have to die."

"This kind of oath is meaningless to me, save yourself the trouble, Master Xiaodao." Yu Lisheng closed her eyes again, as if she didn't want to hear his sophistry.

Xu Muyan exhaled slowly, and secretly scolded himself for being impatient?

Hurrying to reincarnate, or rushing to eat, what are you doing in such a hurry to reveal your heart?

It's all right now, Yulisheng ignores him.

"...October 25th is Scorpio. According to legend, the ruler of Scorpio is Pluto, which rules the underworld."

"What do you mean?" Yu Lisheng couldn't understand again, "Are you scolding me?"

"Can you stop thinking so badly of me?"

Xu Muyan struggled and asked, "Do I look so hideous?"

"It's kind of ugly."

Xu Muyan: "..."

Forget it, don't be as knowledgeable as Yu Lisheng.

Xu Muyan exhaled, and continued: "Scorpio people are passionate, they can distinguish between likes and hates, they never back down, they have tenacity, they are calm in situations, and they have a dignified upright spirit."

But at the same time, Scorpio men are jealous and vengeful, they must retaliate, they have deep palaces, and most importantly, they are more energetic than ordinary people. Therefore, in that aspect, they are extremely possessive.

No wonder the little widow is so capable in that aspect, it turned out to be a little Scorpio born on October 25.

Don't be surprised.

"Scorpio's lucky color is black, and the lucky number is four, so this is it..." Xu Muyan stretched out four fingers and waved them in front of Yu Lisheng.

Yu Lisheng was confused and didn't understand what it meant. He just felt that the Taoist priest was scolding him.

Because Taoists have always compared him to a Scorpio.

Scorpio is a scorpion, with a heart like a snake and a scorpion, like avoiding a snake, and a snake with a heart, which is very embarrassing.

Immediately his expression turned cold, Yulisheng said coldly: "I hate black!"

"But black is the lucky color of Scorpio." Xu Muyan said distressedly.

Yu Lisheng: "I hate black." I hate darkness and always yearn for light.

But no one came to redeem him.He couldn't trust anyone either.

After a pause, he asked again: "Then what do you do?"

"...I'm made of cement."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm just kidding, I'm a Leo, and the patron saint is the sun above my head."

Xu Muyan said in a relaxed tone, because his mouth kept talking, and his lips were dry and bleeding again.

He couldn't help licking his lips and tasted the smell of blood.

"As for what kind of personality I am, you will gradually understand." Xu Muyan lowered his voice and said with a very serious expression, "I sincerely ask Pluto to bless you, little Scorpio, for the rest of your life to be beautiful and free from disasters and difficulties."

"I don't believe in gods and Buddhas, and I don't believe in heaven." But Yu Lisheng wanted to try to believe in the Pluto that the Taoist said.

For the rest of my life, I don't seek any scenery and the moon, without disasters and difficulties.

But just like an ordinary person, after experiencing birth, old age, sickness and death, reincarnation is good.

Don't be humiliated like this again.

The two chatted all night, Xu Muyan told him a lot about constellations, Yulisheng just listened quietly at first, but then he seemed to be infected, and his attitude towards him became gentler.

When the devil came to deliver the meal the next day, Yu Lisheng even broke half a steamed bun and fed it to Xu Muyan for the first time.

Yu Lisheng said: "No one has spoken to me for a long time, if you die, I will be alone again."

"Then I'll try to live as long as possible and stay with you as long as I can." Xu Muyan promised, lowering his head and gnawing on the steamed buns.

To be honest, the steamed buns eaten by the Luding people were cold and hard, and they were terribly unpalatable, but it might be because they were too hungry, Xu Muyan still ate them very sweetly.

As soon as the devil leaves, Yulisheng will loosen the chain for him, and the two of them lean side by side and chat quietly.

But most of the time it was Xu Muyan who was talking, talking a lot about the outside world.

Yulisheng listened silently, her pair of beautiful Ruifeng eyes were slightly narrow and long, like lines outlined in thick ink, which contrasted with her handsome facial features, making her face thick and colorful, very coquettish.

Occasionally there will be a sound or two.

For example, Xu Muyan told him that rice dumplings are eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival, and that rice dumplings are divided into sweet rice dumplings and salty rice dumplings. The sweet rice dumplings are filled with candied dates, and the salty rice dumplings can be filled with pork belly and salted egg yolk.

After hearing this, Yulisheng said, "I know, salty rice dumplings are delicious."

Xu Muyan's taste is different from his, so he said: "But I have eaten sweet rice dumplings since I was a child. Sweet rice dumplings are so delicious. The glutinous rice is very fragrant and sweet. If there is a chance in the future, I will make sweet rice dumplings for you to eat. .”

Yu Lisheng: "Okay."

"Mooncakes are eaten during the Mid-Autumn Festival. There are so many types of mooncakes, sweet, salty, and spicy, but I still like sweet ones unswervingly."

Yu Lisheng: "I eat salty food."

"After that, I'll make sweet mooncakes for you to eat. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, it will be the winter solstice, and dumplings will be eaten during the winter solstice..." Xu Muyan's big mouth began to babble again, talking about a lot of food in one breath .

After Yulisheng was silent for a long time, he suddenly interrupted him: "Little Taoist priest, are you hungry?"

"Yes," Xu Muyan licked his chapped lips, his small face suddenly turned into a bitter gourd, "I'm so hungry, little Scorpio."

Yu Lisheng called him Little Taoist Priest, and Xu Muyan called him Little Scorpio.

There are comings and goings, and no one suffers.

"However, when we escape from the devil world, we will be able to eat and wear clothes. I will spend all the festivals with you every year, okay?" Xu Muyan turned his head, raised a pair of bright eyes, and stared at Yulisheng s face.

Yu Lisheng twitched the corners of her lips slightly, and after a long time, she said with a self-deprecating _jiaocarameltang_ smile: "Let's talk about it when we leave here alive."

The good times didn't last long, and on a certain day, the devil came to check the room again, and seeing Xu Muyan alive and well, he immediately knew that Yu Lisheng was secretly feeding him water and food.

Without further ado, he pushed Yulisheng to his knees and started beating Xu Muyan in front of him.

During this period, Yulisheng was used to all kinds of punishments. She didn't seem to know the pain at all. She looked extremely calm and didn't say a word.

Instead, Xu Muyan struggled vigorously, cursed and yelled heart-piercingly.But his struggle not only failed to stop the demon from bullying Yulisheng, but made the demon attack harder.

Until Xu Muyan's voice became hoarse, and the pain in his throat seemed to be cut by a knife.

Those devils let go of Yu Lisheng and bound him again.

"It seems that you are still too full. Starting from today, I will give you a steamed bun for three days!"

After that, he locked the prison door and walked away.

Xu Muyan was crying so hard that he couldn't make any sound, so he could only shake his head and say silently with his mouth open: "I'm sorry, I hurt you..."

"It doesn't matter. I've been used to injuries for a long time. To me, these injuries are just commonplace. It doesn't matter."

Yu Lisheng's tone was light and light, and he didn't care that he had many new injuries on his body. As long as his beautiful face was still there, he would not be dragged to reward the three armies.

It's just that it was very reluctant for two people to share a steamed bun a day.

Nowadays, there is only one steamed bun for three days, and dogs dare not feed it like that.

Yulisheng had his own plans, he knew that the little Taoist priest in front of him was very kind-hearted, unlike other people who were so sanctimonious and full of bad taste.

Maybe, he can use the little Taoist priest to escape from the devil world.

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like