Lin Yuan'an pulled Lei Zimo closer to him, and he suggested: "Let's find a place to have a drink?"
Lei Zimo didn't know why Lin Yuan'an suddenly proposed to drink. He shuddered when he remembered the experience of being drunk by Elder Yao for a few days before, "Boss...I can't hold alcohol!"
Lin Yuan'an: "Have a few drinks, isn't it idle anyway?"
Lei Zimo thought about it, Lin Yuan'an occasionally drank alcohol on weekdays, indeed he hadn't drank alcohol in the past few days, probably because of his interest, as a competent bodyguard, how could he not agree to the boss' request?So he readily agreed: "Okay!"
The two went to a nearby tavern and asked for a jug of wine and a few dishes of delicate dishes. There were not many pedestrians in the remote area, and there were only a few guests who came to drink.
The man ambushing in the dark stared at the two who were drinking, although he disliked their low cultivation, but this kind of beauty is a pair, and it is not bad to drag them back to raise them as food reserves.
Lei Zimo didn't know why Lin Yuan'an was in such a good mood today, he kept persuading himself to drink with him.
"Boss, I can't drink anymore..." Lei Zimo waved his hand to reject the wine that Lin Yuanan poured for him. Now it's just the two of them, if something goes wrong, it won't work.
Lei Zimo is dedicated to being a bodyguard to protect Lin Yuan'an's life.
"Have a few drinks with me, you won't get drunk with this little wine..." Lin Yuan'an pushed the wine glass into Lei Zimo's hand, "Isn't there still a golden goose here? It's very safe here." Lin Yuan'an said while glancing around the corner.
Now it is only necessary to get Lei Zimo drunk, and the plan can proceed normally.
"No, no, no, the golden goose is too unreliable. Boss, if you want to drink, I will let the golden goose accompany you!" After speaking, Lei Zimo was about to take the golden goose out of his backpack.
"No, I want to drink with you." Lin Yuanan pressed Lei Zimo's hand.
"This is not acceptable, I have to protect your safety!" Lei Zimo shook his head and refused, and withdrew his hand.
Lin Yuanan didn't expect Lei Zimo to be so serious in this situation, he waved his hand helplessly, and then secretly put a pill in Lei Zimo's wine without Lei Zimo noticing, "Okay, then drink Don't drink after this last glass."
Lei Zimo looked at the drugged drink in front of him, he was defenseless, "Okay!" After speaking, he drank the wine in one gulp.
Lei Zimo started to feel dizzy after only a few breaths from the powerful medicine. He blushed and said, "Boss, why is my head a little dizzy?"
"It's okay, I'll be fine in a while..." Lin Yuanan hugged the drunk Lei Zimo in his arms.
Lei Zimo soon passed out from drunk, Lin Yuanan glanced at the corner of the street, he also pretended to be drunk and leaned against Lei Zimo.
The man on the street corner realized that the opportunity had come, and he walked forward silently. It was the man Xue Xiaoqi had mentioned with the jade flute pinned to his waist.
"Buy one get one free for this kind of good product, it's really good!"
The shop clerk looked at the two people who were drunk, and at first he was worried that no one would pay the bill, but this time another man appeared, who seemed to know them both, and he hurried forward, "Master, why is the shop closing soon? Look at the money for the drink?"
The man in Tsing Yi directly threw an ingot of Heavenly Grade Lingshi, "There's no need to look for it!"
The shop waiter: "Young master, you are very polite, come here often next time!" After speaking, the shop waiter went to the side to get busy.
The man looked at the two of them on the table and couldn't help but licked his lips. He had only captured two good products in the transformation stage more than ten days ago, and today there are two more. It really is the right choice to lurk in this Huancheng.
When he was about to take the two away, his arm was firmly grasped.
"What are you doing?! Don't touch my boss!" Lei Zimo said in a daze.
Lin Yuan'an, who pretended to be drunk, thought it was bad, why did Lei Zimo wake up at this time? !
The man looked at Lei Zimo who was blushing, and he was very excited, "I'll take you home."
Lei Zimo slapped the man's hand away drunkenly, "No need!" He hiccupped, and then said unhappy: "There is more! Don't touch him!"
The man in Tsing Yi didn't expect this beauty to be so vigilant, and he exuded a faint fragrance of fascination.
Usually, even a large spirit beast can be instantly fascinated by this amount of weight, but it has no effect for Lei Zimo for a long time.
"Wait, why haven't you left yet?" Lei Zimo pulled Lin Yuan'an over and hugged him in his arms, so as not to be touched by this man's hands.
He knew that Lin Yuan'an didn't like being touched by outsiders.
The man's expression was a little ugly, how could his ecstasy incense be ineffective in the face of this man?
Lei Zimo narrowed his eyes dizzily, he looked at this strange man, and only then noticed the jade flute on his waist.
"Hi! Oh! I know who you are?!"
man:"??"
"You must be the person playing ditties on the street, right?? How much is a song?"
"Blow it to me...! Hiccup!" Lei Zimo ordered with a blushing face.
man:……
He was actually a drunk lunatic, but Lei Zimo looked obedient and lustful when he was drunk, and the man's desire to conquer skyrocketed.
"Be good, baby - as long as you go with me, you can listen to anything you want." The man coaxed, and wanted to take the opportunity to touch Lei Zimo's hand.
"No! I want to listen now!" Lei Zimo took advantage of the strength of alcohol to play tricks, he avoided the man's hands, and then took out a spirit stone from his backpack and slapped it on the table, "Hurry up! Otherwise, I will Chase you away!"
"Tsk... I told you to come with me, so I'll blow it to you!" After speaking, the man was about to pull Lei Zimo up, but Lei Zimo was held motionless by his arms.
The man is strange, why can't this man move?
Lei Zimo hugged Lin Yuan'an tightly in his arms, like holding a big doll, and rubbed Lin Yuan'an's forehead with the strength of alcohol, "I told you to blow-hiccup!"
"Then let me play some music, can you come with me?"
"That depends on how well you play!"
The man was a little anxious, this was the first time he failed to abduct someone by mistake, "Okay, then you should give me a good review!"
"No problem!" Lei Zimo said expectantly.
The man picked up the jade flute on his waist, and the psychedelic music played. This is the strongest ecstasy spell, and even cultivators in the stage of transforming gods will be fascinated by it.
But now the man was dumbfounded. Lei Zimo, who was sitting in the seat, listened with gusto, and even clapped his hands, showing no signs of being tricked.
What's happening here?
"Not bad! Very good!" Lei Zimo was fascinated by what he heard, and he added another spirit stone.
The man stood there in embarrassment. He never thought that he would fail today. Everyone on the street was stunned, except Lei Zimo who was in front of him, who didn't react at all.
Lin Yuan's installation was uncomfortable, he was afraid that Lei Zimo would miss this opportunity, and it would be difficult to make some movements to remind him, for fear that he would startle the snake, he frowned and was held in Lei Zimo's arms, but Lei Zimo hugged him too tightly, he thought It is difficult to move.
The man will never allow himself to miss, so he is ready to use his plan, "Young master, it's cold at night, and there are more good songs in our music building, do you want to listen to it?"
Lei Zimo's eyes lit up when he heard that there are better sounds, "Okay, okay!"
Seeing that the man has taken the bait, there is a smile on the corner of the man's mouth, it seems that it is still easy to deceive.
Lei Zimo set up Lin Yuanan who was pretending to be drunk, "Let's go!"
Lin Yuan'an leaned on Lei Zimo's shoulder and heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this little idiot is easy to deceive, otherwise today's chance would be wasted.
Lei Zimo followed the man into the mist in a daze, and when he came out, he entered another world.
This place is like a palace, and the entrance of the palace is full of maids and guards passing through.
Lei Zimo looked around in surprise, "Where is this?"
"Of course it's my Qulou!" the man said, shaking the bone fan in his hand.
"I didn't expect your Qulou to be so big! Not bad! Then take me to listen to the song?"
"What's the rush?" Several people walked into a large hall, but the door was shut tightly with a bang.
Lei Zimo consciously found himself a comfortable chair and sat down, even if he wanted to listen to the music, he hugged Lin Yuan'an in his arms, not allowing the man in front of him to touch him.
The man didn't expect this person to be so vigilant, he was drunk and still refused to let go, but from now on, the two of them will be his, so he doesn't care about Lei Zimo's vigilant behavior, anyway, they will be in the future It is food to be delivered to his mouth.
Beauty, you have to taste it well.
"Okay! Let's get started!" Lei Zimo looked at the man in front of him expectantly, and he even adjusted the collar of Lin Yuan'an in his arms, as if holding a big human-shaped doll.
As soon as the man clapped his hands, many maids came out of the room, and he signaled with his eyes that the maids stepped forward to drag Lei Zimo and Lin Yuanan away.
"So many people? Is this an ensemble?" Lei Zimo asked.
"Of course!" After the man replied, a group of maids rushed forward. They were holding smoke, but the man who should have fainted when he approached was still sitting on the chair.
Lei Zimo: "Huh? Why aren't you moving? Aren't you going to play?"
The leading maid looked at Lei Zimo, who was not dazed, and said, "My lord...this?"
The man was helpless, it was the first time he met a person who didn't respond to the smoke, he turned his head quickly, since he couldn't be tough, he simply tricked him into locking him up first.
After he cast a look at the maids, a group of maids immediately changed their attitudes, and they brought the strongest drinks.
"Young master, please try our latest drink before the performance begins."
Lei Zimo sniffed the cup, "I won't drink anymore! Otherwise I'll get drunk!" He blushed and said.
"It's not wine, it's fruit juice. Would you like to try it?"
Lei Zimo smelled the sweet smell, he liked to drink sugar water, but this time he couldn't control himself, "Then I'll try!" After finishing speaking, he swallowed the spirits in the glass.
"Ah?? Why are you so dizzy?" Lei Zimo slammed to death.
The man breathed a sigh of relief, and finally drunk the man. It seems that drugs are useless, only alcohol can make him faint.
But the goal was achieved.
Lin Yuan'an in Lei Zimo's arms carefully observed the surroundings with his spiritual sense, he did not open his eyes, and continued to pretend to be drunk and listen to the next move of the people in the room.
The maid began to search the two of them, "My lord, there are many treasures on this man."
"take it out!"
"Yes!" Immediately, the maid took out Lin Yuan'an's Qiankun bag, but she couldn't take it off for a long time, "My lord, I can't take this Qiankun bag off."
The man glanced at it. Lin Yuan'an's Qiankun bag was the most advanced customized model, and there was a magic circle inside, which ordinary people couldn't take away or open.
"Forget it, talk about it later!"
Then the maid was about to attack Lei Zimo, "Wait, my lord! This man has no cultivation!"
The man squatted down strangely, "Obviously he felt the Nascent Soul cultivation in him, why is it gone now?"
He took a closer look at the golden goose in Lei Zimo's backpack and the giant catfish on his neck that exuded cultivation.
"It turned out to be a spirit beast! Tsk! It's no use tying up a mortal!" This was the first time he had caught the wrong person.
And he wasted so much time with Lei Zimo before.
None of the people present had encountered such a situation before, and the maid asked, "My lord, what should I do?"
"Kong has a face to look at, but he has no cultivation base, what else can he do?"
"Sent directly to the Ministry of Internal Affairs to do rough work! The other one is sent to the harem!"
"Yes!"
A group of maids came forward to separate the two, and when they moved Lei Zimo, they found that they couldn't move it at all.
The leading maid exhausted all her breastfeeding efforts, but she didn't move Lei Zimo at all, "My lord... this?"
"Tut! Trouble!" The man sent a magic weapon to get Lei Zimo onto the cart.
Lin Yuan'an quietly controlled Lei Zimo's bracelet. In order not to prevent the mission from being impossible, he lowered his weight a lot.
The last group of people disappeared inside the house.
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Lei Zimo was still asleep when suddenly a basin of water was thrown at him.
"Wake up! Hurry up and get up and work!"
"You're so lazy! No one will follow you!" It was an old woman who was yelling.
Lei Zimo woke up groggy, he found himself in an unfamiliar room, the room was dark with poor lighting, and an old woman dangling in front of him was chattering and didn't know what to say.
"Get up soon? The clothes of the women in the harem are still waiting to be washed!" The old woman yelled at the slave who had just been delivered not long ago.
Lei Zimo was drenched all over at this time, and he felt drowsy that he seemed to have drank a drink yesterday, "Where is this? What kind of lady? Am I listening to the music?"
Seeing his bewildered expression, the old lady was furious, and she didn't know what to do with arresting such a mortal this time, adding to the chaos!
"What do you think? Get up soon?! Otherwise, I will punish you with palace rules!"
Lei Zimo rubbed his forehead, and became a little clearer. He looked at the chattering old woman in front of him, and realized that it was not a human being but a tied paper man.
What's the situation?Where is he? !
At this moment Lei Zimo calmed down, he hadn't figured out the situation yet, and Lin Yuan'an was not around, where did he go?
With doubts, Lei Zimo decided to pretend, "Ah...Nurse, I slept too late last night so I didn't get up, what are you going to do now?"
The old woman was so angry that she threw a large bamboo basket to Lei Zimo, "I will wash these clothes of the empress within two hours! Otherwise, you will look good!"
Lei Zimo glanced at the clothes in the frame. Although the fabrics were not bad, they couldn't stand him at all. He looked puzzled, "Are you sure?"
The old woman put her hips on her hips: "How dare you talk back, a mortal?!"
Lei Zimo: "Don't dare, dare not!"
But [-]% of these clothes will be washed to pieces by him.
"Get off to work!" The old woman said viciously, and before she left, Lei Zimo gave Lei Zimo a very disgusted look.
Can see nothing but a face!
Lei Zimo's body was wet and uncomfortable. He happened to see a set of coarse cloth clothes worn by servants. Since he didn't know the situation, he obediently changed into it.
He pushed open the door of the small black room, and the courtyard was a place similar to the House of Internal Affairs. The busy palace people everywhere were paper dolls, and they were working in the appearance of human beings.
Seeing Lei Zimo standing in a daze at the door, the old woman began to scold from a distance, "Lazy, why don't you go wash it?!"
Lei Zimo felt the spiritual power around him, there was no breath of living people here, and he heard the old woman urging him to look at the clothes helplessly, "Good, good..."
Don't rely on him if it's broken.
When the old woman received Lei Zimo's washed clothes, she was so angry that she yelled, "You've ruined all the women's clothes?! I'm going to report it to see if you won't be beaten to death!!"
"You are not allowed to eat at noon today!"
Lei Zimo didn't bother to argue with a paper man, and now he just wanted to find out what was going on.
At noon, he really didn't eat, and was waiting on the steps to be punished. He wanted to see who else the old woman could call over, it would be great if it was a living person.
He looked at the next person's dining room, where a group of paper figurines were eating together in a decent manner. The food they ate seemed to be whole grains, but Lei Zimo found it hard to explain, because these foods were also made of flowers, plants and leaves.
And that old woman seems to be in charge here, and this group of paper figurines are quite afraid of her.
The old woman looked at Lei Zimo outside the house, she didn't bother to care about this kind of mortal without cultivation, anyway, she couldn't live here for a few days, and no one cared about her death.
In order to punish Lei Zimo for washing bad clothes, the old lady in charge really starved him several times.
She thought that this mortal would come to beg for mercy, but now it has been a day and a night and she has not yet collapsed from hunger.
what happened?Shouldn't ordinary people be too hungry to stand up?
The old woman rushed to Lei Zimo angrily, and kicked the way out of his hands, "What are you doing?! I asked you to wash clothes, what are you doing here?!"
Lei Zimo swung the ax in his hand, "I can do any job, don't make me do the laundry!"
"How dare you talk back?!" After speaking, the old woman was about to reach out and hit someone.
Lei Zimo was already irritable when he didn't eat for a day and a night. Although the treasures can survive without eating, he is greedy, especially Lin Yuan'an will feed him with delicious food every day, which makes him hungry now. I feel so hungry after eating.
Lei Zimo swung his ax in front of the old woman and pressed it against her neck. At this moment, his murderous aura spread, "I told you I don't do laundry! Don't you understand?!"
The old woman was so frightened by the sudden burst of murderous aura that she was sweating profusely. Her hand that wanted to hit someone was hanging in the air, and she dared not drop it. She didn't expect that this mortal would have two tricks. The murderous aura just now really scared her a lot.
Afraid that she would die here today, the old woman quickly changed her attitude 360 degrees. The ax on her neck approached a little bit, and the old woman quickly changed her words: "Ahem, didn't I see that you haven't rested yet? I'm here to ask you to rest in the house Of... don't get me wrong!"
Lei Zimo thrust the ax into the stake, causing a loud click, and the irritability in his heart was vividly expressed by the loud noise.
The old woman was so frightened that she didn't dare to breathe, she looked at Lei Zimo's back, she didn't expect this mortal to be so fierce.
Lei Zimo searched for his sackcloth Qiankun bag, he wanted to take out some snacks for a long time, but he found that his Qiankun bag couldn't be opened in this small world, so he was very irritable all day long.
It's so hard to eat without snacks!
There was a small handyman who was secretly watching by the wall. He watched Lei Zimo's back as he walked towards the small bungalow in the rest area, and he ran back quickly.
The handyman's rest room is Datong Shop, and Lei Zimo looked at a bunch of paper figurines sleeping together outside the door, and instantly lost sleepiness.
Moreover, the quality of the bed boards was too poor, he was afraid that he would fall asleep.
He found a woodshed at random, which happened to be enough for him to spend the night.
Lei Zimo laid out a haystack for himself and was about to sleep like this. When he was about to close his eyes and rest, there was a sound from outside the house.
"New boy, are you asleep?"
I don't know who is calling me, the voice sounds very young, and Lei Zimo didn't want to talk to him at first, after all, there are lifeless paper figurines here, so he closed his eyes and didn't reply.
The man leaned directly on the window sill, "I brought you a bedding, do you want it?"
Lei Zimo pricked up his ears, "Yes!"
He opened the door for the man, and there was a boy about fifteen or sixteen years old at the door, a small one that looked harmless to humans and animals.
"Can I go in?"
Lei Zimo let the person in, and the little boy didn't see him at all. He helped Lei Zimo spread the bedding.
"I just saw you, son, resisting the old mother! You really have courage!"
"What's wrong?" Lei Zimo thought it was just a common thing.
The young man spread out the quilt for him, "Sir, you don't know, here we all have to listen to the nanny, and no one dares to resist."
"why?"
The little boy said with some fear, "Because as long as we are disobedient, the nanny will eat us. She has the highest level of cultivation here, and no one dares to offend her."
Paper people eat paper people?This made Lei Zimo a little curious.
"Have you ever been bullied by her?" Lei Zimo asked, looking at the bruises on the young boy's body.
"Oh, let's not talk about this, son, you just came here and saw that old witch hiding a bit. If you do something like this today, she will definitely torture you in different ways tomorrow." After speaking, the young boy took out an oilcloth bag from his clothes. .
"I see that you haven't eaten all day and night. These are buns bought by me and the lady's cook. Don't dislike them."
Lei Zimo took a look at these buns, these were buns, not the kind of food made from flowers and plants that these paper figurines ate, and he didn't dislike the clean ones.
"Thank you!" Lei Zimo took the cloth bag and gulped down the buns, he was either hungry or greedy, "Do you want to eat?" He handed a bun to the boy.
"No need, son, I'm not hungry!" the boy said while swallowing.
Lei Zimo saw that he was not full, so he gave the food to himself, "By the way, what's your name?" Lei Zimo asked.
"My lord, you can just call me Xiaocao'er. Our servants don't have names." Xiaocao'er replied very naturally, as if everyone was like this.
Lei Zimo looked at Xiao Cao'er in front of him, he was obviously different from other paper figurines, he threw the rest of the buns to Xiao Cao'er, one was enough for him to satisfy his hunger, "Go on, you If you are so skinny, eat more!"
"My lord, this...? Are you not hungry?" Xiao Cao'er was flattered.
"I'm new here, and you treat me so heartily, aren't you afraid that I'm a bad person?" Lei Zimo said.
Xiaocao'er shook her head, "I believe you are not a bad person! If you can resist the old hag, you can see that you have a sense of justice."
"And...we haven't had a newcomer here for a long time."
"Ha, it seems that you are quite familiar with yourself?! Eat quickly! I'm not hungry!" Lei Zimo directly picked up a bun and stuffed it into Xiaocao'er's mouth.
"Ugh..." Xiaocao'er was fed a mouthful of buns.
"Oh! By the way, can you tell me where this is?"
Xiaocao'er gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun in her mouth and told Lei Zimo about the general situation here.
Lei Zimo learned that this place is called the Happy Palace, and the place is so big that even Xiaocao'er hasn't visited it all. They are located in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and the people here are responsible for the chores in the entire palace.
Lei Zimo sat cross-legged on the haystack, "Then how long have you been here?"
"I've been here as long as I can remember, working non-stop every day. I don't know exactly how many years."
Xiaocaoer is obviously a paper man, but Lei Zimo thinks he looks like a living person with real feelings, "Then you have been here for so long, do you have any ideals?"
"Of course there is!"
"My dream is to serve women, as long as I can get out of the House of Internal Affairs, I can live a good life!" Xiaocao'er's eyes were shining with stars when she said this.
Lei Zimo: "Ma'am?"
Xiaocao'er: "Yes! There are many concubines in the palace! The ladies are all well dressed. Although they are not as good-looking as the young master, they are still very good-looking!"
"And you don't have to do so much work by your mother's side, and you don't have to be bullied."
Lei Zimo probably understood that if he wanted to go out of the House of Internal Affairs, he had to find a way to enter the harem, "Then how can I serve those concubines?"
Xiaocao'er: "Hey... It depends on luck. Some empresses often come to pick someone who likes the new and dislikes the old. If they are lucky enough to be selected, they can go. If they are unlucky, they can only wait for the new empress to enter the palace, and then they can pass the assessment."
"Does that mean there is no chance?"
Xiaocao'er shook her head.
Lei Zimo touched his chin and thought, he has only been here for a day, so there is no need to rush to investigate, the first task is to find Lin Yuan'an first.
It would not be too late to make the next step after finding Lin Yuan'an.
"Okay, it's getting late, you can rest here with me."
"Is it really possible?" Xiaocao'er was a little excited, he didn't expect Lei Zimo to keep him.
This time he really met a good person.
"Well, go to sleep!" Lei Zimo stuffed him into the quilt, he could see that Xiaocao'er seemed afraid of going to the Datongpu dormitory, where someone should often bully him.
"My lord, aren't you going to sleep?" Xiaocao'er was a little embarrassed, obviously the quilt was made for Lei Zimo.
"I'll be asleep in a while! Don't worry about me!" After speaking, Lei Zimo covered Xiaocao'er with a barrier, and the sense of security in the barrier made Xiaocao'er fall asleep quickly.
Looking at the moonlight outside the window, Lei Zimo got up and walked out of the woodshed.
In the middle of the night, the House of Internal Affairs was lifeless, and the place full of paper figures was lifeless. Lei Zimo turned over the wall to explore.
But he was dumbfounded after walking around for a few times, because the palaces here are all similar in size, he went around for more than two hours, and finally he found that he seemed lost, and this small world can actually isolate the breath, he found Not to the direction where Linyuan'an is located.
Lei Zimo scurry around like a headless chicken, he cursed, "Tsk! Who designed this dilapidated palace without a single road sign?!" Exploration failed Lei Zimo searched for his enchantment to find the House of Internal Affairs, at this time It was almost morning.
When Xiaocao'er was still asleep when he returned to the woodshed, Lei Zimo was so angry that he leaned against the wall thinking.
It seems that we still have to think of other ways, or get a map.
Xiaocao'er got up early the next morning, while Lei Zimo was still dozing off. He wanted to wake Lei Zimo up, but he couldn't bear to wake him up. After all, human beings are no better than them.
He didn't know that he was a paper man, but he knew that he was different from human beings, most of those girls were human, and he knew that Lei Zimo needed sleep.
So Xiaocao'er didn't wake Lei Zimo up, but covered him with the quilt, and tiptoed out.
Lei Zimo sleeps in the sun until she basks in the sun. Last night, the old lady was scared by Lei Zimo. She was afraid to call for someone, but it was not okay to let Lei Zimo do nothing like this. Finally, she mustered up the courage to kick the firewood room away. door panels.
"Bang!" With a loud bang, the door was kicked open by the old woman.
"Get up and work! What time is it?!"
Lei Zimo was woken up. He usually sleeps until he wakes up naturally, but now he is a little annoyed when he wakes up. He sat up, "What are you doing?! Why are you making so much noise?!"
Lei Zimo frowned, his impatience made Mammy inexplicably scared, "Get up soon?! I don't want to call you a second time!" After speaking, Mammy hurried away.
This was the first time she was so afraid of a mortal.
Lei Zimo stretched his waist, he hadn't slept for several hours, and now his head was a little dizzy, he fetched water for himself and washed his face, and then he woke up a lot.
It was almost noon at this time, and he lazily walked towards the firewood stack to split the wood. Many paper figures stared at him along the way, but they didn't dare to say a word of nonsense.
Lei Zimo directly ignored these paper figurines.
Nanny still didn't let him eat at noon today, probably because she wanted to torture him in this way, but Lei Zimo didn't have the slightest appetite looking at the fake food eaten by the paper figurines.
At this time, Xiaocao'er sneaked out of the dining room, and he ran to the corner where Lei Zimo was enjoying the shade.
Unexpectedly, he stole the food just now and was watched by the nanny, who grabbed him by the back collar, and the thin boy was thrown to the ground hard.
"You are so brave?! How dare you steal the food from the ladies?!" After speaking, the mother kicked Xiaocao'er who fell to the ground.
The food in Xiaocao'er's arms rolled on the ground, covered with dust.
Mammy kicked the little grass a few meters away with great strength, and this movement attracted many people to watch.
Lei Zimo looked in the direction of the noise, at this time Xiaocao'er was covering her stomach in pain, with tears on her face, "Woooooo...I didn't—"
Mammy: "How dare you argue?! I've seen it all!"
"Come on! Call me! How dare this bastard steal something?!"
"Hit me to death!" After finishing speaking, a few handymen with sticks came out from behind Mammy, their expressions numb like marionettes.
Xiaocao'er shrank into a ball and hugged his stomach tightly in pain, he didn't even have the strength to avoid it, he could only wait for the stick to hit him.
Several burly men stepped forward with numb expressions. They waved their sticks expressionlessly, but the sticks fell but failed to hit Xiaocao'er for a long time.
"What's the matter? Hurry up! If this dog dares to steal something once, he will steal it a second time. If he doesn't teach him a lesson, he won't have a long memory!"
"Hit me!" Anxiously, Mammy snatched the stick aside and prepared to use it herself.
Lei Zimo's barrier covered Xiao Cao'er, she couldn't hit Xiao Cao'er at all, the stick seemed to hit the transparent cover, making a muffled sound, and it took a long time to be able to hurt Xiao Cao'er.
Lei Zimo looked at Xiaocao'er from a distance. If such a small body was beaten by these big men with sticks in turn, he would probably be beaten to death here today, and there were no people watching Stand up and speak for him, let alone intercede.
People's hearts can be so cold, let alone a paper man without a heart.
Among a group of heartless paper figurines, I don't know how Xiaocao'er got here for so many years.
The big men were panting from the beating and couldn't hurt Xiaocao'er at all. Xiaocao'er was holding back tears. He knew that he would definitely be beaten to death today, but apart from the pain from being kicked down just now, there was no pain in his body anymore. .
He opened his eyes slightly, and saw several big men being pulverized by Lei Zimo's punch.
Everyone present was stupefied, including the nanny who made people do it.
"You, you, you! You turned against you!" Nanny shouted, pointing at Lei Zimo.
Without further ado, Lei Zimo punched Mammy, before the punch reached the flesh, the force had already sent the person tens of meters away, Mammy fell into the room, and several big holes were punched in the wall.
The nanny who fell into the ruins was almost smashed to pieces just like those big guys.
She slumped on the ground, clutching her chest and panting, the pain spreading all over her body made her grin her teeth in pain.
"Which eye did you see him stealing?" Lei Zimo walked up to the mother step by step and condescended.
He was like a god of death approaching, the air pressure all over his body was icy cold.
Mammy was too frightened to make a mistake. She really didn't see clearly whether Xiao Cao'er had stolen anything just now, but seeing his sneaky appearance, she immediately believed that Xiao Cao'er must have done something wrong, so she wanted to give him Lesson learned.
The old woman in front of Lei Zimo was panicked, her expression was clearly that she was scared out of her wits.
Mammy didn't know what to say, she almost died just now, she had lived in this small world for so long, this was the first time she felt death so close to her.
Lei Zimo's tone was cold: "Punish at will without evidence. It seems that you have done too much of this. The punch just now was repaid for Xiaocao'er!" At the bridge of his nose, the houses on both sides were directly overturned by the punch.
Mammy's trembling body was soaked by a hot current.
Lei Zimo glanced at the scared peeing person, he turned around and went to Xiaocao'er to help him up.
"Are you OK?"
Xiaocao'er's face was dusty, he wiped away his tears and shook his head.
Seeing him like this, Lei Zimo knew he was trying to be brave, he bent down to help Xiaocao'er pick up the food on the ground, "Okay, let's go back and rest first."
In fact, these foods were not stolen by Xiaocaoer. Even yesterday’s steamed buns were left over by women after eating them. Most of these leftovers were thrown away. Come back and eat secretly.
Yesterday's Baozi and those in Lei Zimo's hands were exchanged by those servants with his wages.
In the woodshed.
Xiaocao'er looked at the soiled food with regret, these spiritual foods were much better than the food they ate every day.
"My lord, I'm sorry... I made you hungry." Xiaocao'er said sobbing.
"It's okay, I won't eat, you don't have to do this in the future." Lei Zimo comforted, "It was too dangerous just now, do you know that you will die if you do this?"
Xiaocao'er nodded.
"Knowing that you dare?!" Lei Zimo said a little angrily.
Hearing Lei Zimo's tone, Xiaocao'er quickly explained: "I'm sorry, I'm just afraid..."
"Okay! Don't do this in the future! Don't make fun of your life!" Lei Zimo said sternly.
"Thank you son for saving me just now..."
"Hey - well, don't cry!" Lei Zimo rolled up his sleeves and wiped Xiaocao'er's tears.
Although Xiaocao'er is just a paper figure, Lei Zimo really feels distressed this time.
"As long as I'm here, the old hag won't dare to bully you anymore."
"Ok!"
It is said that wicked people are afraid of ruthless people. After this incident, the old lady dared not talk to Lei Zimo again, and she also ignored Lei Zimo, letting him run and die on his own.
Lei Zimo has become like an uncle, and now no one in the Ministry of Internal Affairs can control him.
The few houses he destroyed were also repaired.
He asked Xiaocao'er to help him find the map of the palace, so every night he would go out from room to room to find Lin Yuan'an.
But after searching for a few days, he found that he seemed to be a road idiot. Even if he had a map, he couldn't find where Lin Yuan'an was. He didn't even explore one tenth of the Happy Palace.
Lei Zimo was a little frustrated, it seemed that he had to find another way.
He pulled Xiaocao'er to his side, "How can I go out and find someone?"
"Who is the young master looking for?"
"My friend, he should be here too, I haven't found him after searching for a few days!"
Xiaocao'er was a little helpless, "My lord, the roads in this palace are changing at any time, it's easy to get lost, it's normal not to find it."
"What did you say? The road will change?"
"Yup!"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!" Lei Zimo regretted it, and it wasn't him who had been messing around for a long time.
Lei Zimo didn't know why Lin Yuan'an suddenly proposed to drink. He shuddered when he remembered the experience of being drunk by Elder Yao for a few days before, "Boss...I can't hold alcohol!"
Lin Yuan'an: "Have a few drinks, isn't it idle anyway?"
Lei Zimo thought about it, Lin Yuan'an occasionally drank alcohol on weekdays, indeed he hadn't drank alcohol in the past few days, probably because of his interest, as a competent bodyguard, how could he not agree to the boss' request?So he readily agreed: "Okay!"
The two went to a nearby tavern and asked for a jug of wine and a few dishes of delicate dishes. There were not many pedestrians in the remote area, and there were only a few guests who came to drink.
The man ambushing in the dark stared at the two who were drinking, although he disliked their low cultivation, but this kind of beauty is a pair, and it is not bad to drag them back to raise them as food reserves.
Lei Zimo didn't know why Lin Yuan'an was in such a good mood today, he kept persuading himself to drink with him.
"Boss, I can't drink anymore..." Lei Zimo waved his hand to reject the wine that Lin Yuanan poured for him. Now it's just the two of them, if something goes wrong, it won't work.
Lei Zimo is dedicated to being a bodyguard to protect Lin Yuan'an's life.
"Have a few drinks with me, you won't get drunk with this little wine..." Lin Yuan'an pushed the wine glass into Lei Zimo's hand, "Isn't there still a golden goose here? It's very safe here." Lin Yuan'an said while glancing around the corner.
Now it is only necessary to get Lei Zimo drunk, and the plan can proceed normally.
"No, no, no, the golden goose is too unreliable. Boss, if you want to drink, I will let the golden goose accompany you!" After speaking, Lei Zimo was about to take the golden goose out of his backpack.
"No, I want to drink with you." Lin Yuanan pressed Lei Zimo's hand.
"This is not acceptable, I have to protect your safety!" Lei Zimo shook his head and refused, and withdrew his hand.
Lin Yuanan didn't expect Lei Zimo to be so serious in this situation, he waved his hand helplessly, and then secretly put a pill in Lei Zimo's wine without Lei Zimo noticing, "Okay, then drink Don't drink after this last glass."
Lei Zimo looked at the drugged drink in front of him, he was defenseless, "Okay!" After speaking, he drank the wine in one gulp.
Lei Zimo started to feel dizzy after only a few breaths from the powerful medicine. He blushed and said, "Boss, why is my head a little dizzy?"
"It's okay, I'll be fine in a while..." Lin Yuanan hugged the drunk Lei Zimo in his arms.
Lei Zimo soon passed out from drunk, Lin Yuanan glanced at the corner of the street, he also pretended to be drunk and leaned against Lei Zimo.
The man on the street corner realized that the opportunity had come, and he walked forward silently. It was the man Xue Xiaoqi had mentioned with the jade flute pinned to his waist.
"Buy one get one free for this kind of good product, it's really good!"
The shop clerk looked at the two people who were drunk, and at first he was worried that no one would pay the bill, but this time another man appeared, who seemed to know them both, and he hurried forward, "Master, why is the shop closing soon? Look at the money for the drink?"
The man in Tsing Yi directly threw an ingot of Heavenly Grade Lingshi, "There's no need to look for it!"
The shop waiter: "Young master, you are very polite, come here often next time!" After speaking, the shop waiter went to the side to get busy.
The man looked at the two of them on the table and couldn't help but licked his lips. He had only captured two good products in the transformation stage more than ten days ago, and today there are two more. It really is the right choice to lurk in this Huancheng.
When he was about to take the two away, his arm was firmly grasped.
"What are you doing?! Don't touch my boss!" Lei Zimo said in a daze.
Lin Yuan'an, who pretended to be drunk, thought it was bad, why did Lei Zimo wake up at this time? !
The man looked at Lei Zimo who was blushing, and he was very excited, "I'll take you home."
Lei Zimo slapped the man's hand away drunkenly, "No need!" He hiccupped, and then said unhappy: "There is more! Don't touch him!"
The man in Tsing Yi didn't expect this beauty to be so vigilant, and he exuded a faint fragrance of fascination.
Usually, even a large spirit beast can be instantly fascinated by this amount of weight, but it has no effect for Lei Zimo for a long time.
"Wait, why haven't you left yet?" Lei Zimo pulled Lin Yuan'an over and hugged him in his arms, so as not to be touched by this man's hands.
He knew that Lin Yuan'an didn't like being touched by outsiders.
The man's expression was a little ugly, how could his ecstasy incense be ineffective in the face of this man?
Lei Zimo narrowed his eyes dizzily, he looked at this strange man, and only then noticed the jade flute on his waist.
"Hi! Oh! I know who you are?!"
man:"??"
"You must be the person playing ditties on the street, right?? How much is a song?"
"Blow it to me...! Hiccup!" Lei Zimo ordered with a blushing face.
man:……
He was actually a drunk lunatic, but Lei Zimo looked obedient and lustful when he was drunk, and the man's desire to conquer skyrocketed.
"Be good, baby - as long as you go with me, you can listen to anything you want." The man coaxed, and wanted to take the opportunity to touch Lei Zimo's hand.
"No! I want to listen now!" Lei Zimo took advantage of the strength of alcohol to play tricks, he avoided the man's hands, and then took out a spirit stone from his backpack and slapped it on the table, "Hurry up! Otherwise, I will Chase you away!"
"Tsk... I told you to come with me, so I'll blow it to you!" After speaking, the man was about to pull Lei Zimo up, but Lei Zimo was held motionless by his arms.
The man is strange, why can't this man move?
Lei Zimo hugged Lin Yuan'an tightly in his arms, like holding a big doll, and rubbed Lin Yuan'an's forehead with the strength of alcohol, "I told you to blow-hiccup!"
"Then let me play some music, can you come with me?"
"That depends on how well you play!"
The man was a little anxious, this was the first time he failed to abduct someone by mistake, "Okay, then you should give me a good review!"
"No problem!" Lei Zimo said expectantly.
The man picked up the jade flute on his waist, and the psychedelic music played. This is the strongest ecstasy spell, and even cultivators in the stage of transforming gods will be fascinated by it.
But now the man was dumbfounded. Lei Zimo, who was sitting in the seat, listened with gusto, and even clapped his hands, showing no signs of being tricked.
What's happening here?
"Not bad! Very good!" Lei Zimo was fascinated by what he heard, and he added another spirit stone.
The man stood there in embarrassment. He never thought that he would fail today. Everyone on the street was stunned, except Lei Zimo who was in front of him, who didn't react at all.
Lin Yuan's installation was uncomfortable, he was afraid that Lei Zimo would miss this opportunity, and it would be difficult to make some movements to remind him, for fear that he would startle the snake, he frowned and was held in Lei Zimo's arms, but Lei Zimo hugged him too tightly, he thought It is difficult to move.
The man will never allow himself to miss, so he is ready to use his plan, "Young master, it's cold at night, and there are more good songs in our music building, do you want to listen to it?"
Lei Zimo's eyes lit up when he heard that there are better sounds, "Okay, okay!"
Seeing that the man has taken the bait, there is a smile on the corner of the man's mouth, it seems that it is still easy to deceive.
Lei Zimo set up Lin Yuanan who was pretending to be drunk, "Let's go!"
Lin Yuan'an leaned on Lei Zimo's shoulder and heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this little idiot is easy to deceive, otherwise today's chance would be wasted.
Lei Zimo followed the man into the mist in a daze, and when he came out, he entered another world.
This place is like a palace, and the entrance of the palace is full of maids and guards passing through.
Lei Zimo looked around in surprise, "Where is this?"
"Of course it's my Qulou!" the man said, shaking the bone fan in his hand.
"I didn't expect your Qulou to be so big! Not bad! Then take me to listen to the song?"
"What's the rush?" Several people walked into a large hall, but the door was shut tightly with a bang.
Lei Zimo consciously found himself a comfortable chair and sat down, even if he wanted to listen to the music, he hugged Lin Yuan'an in his arms, not allowing the man in front of him to touch him.
The man didn't expect this person to be so vigilant, he was drunk and still refused to let go, but from now on, the two of them will be his, so he doesn't care about Lei Zimo's vigilant behavior, anyway, they will be in the future It is food to be delivered to his mouth.
Beauty, you have to taste it well.
"Okay! Let's get started!" Lei Zimo looked at the man in front of him expectantly, and he even adjusted the collar of Lin Yuan'an in his arms, as if holding a big human-shaped doll.
As soon as the man clapped his hands, many maids came out of the room, and he signaled with his eyes that the maids stepped forward to drag Lei Zimo and Lin Yuanan away.
"So many people? Is this an ensemble?" Lei Zimo asked.
"Of course!" After the man replied, a group of maids rushed forward. They were holding smoke, but the man who should have fainted when he approached was still sitting on the chair.
Lei Zimo: "Huh? Why aren't you moving? Aren't you going to play?"
The leading maid looked at Lei Zimo, who was not dazed, and said, "My lord...this?"
The man was helpless, it was the first time he met a person who didn't respond to the smoke, he turned his head quickly, since he couldn't be tough, he simply tricked him into locking him up first.
After he cast a look at the maids, a group of maids immediately changed their attitudes, and they brought the strongest drinks.
"Young master, please try our latest drink before the performance begins."
Lei Zimo sniffed the cup, "I won't drink anymore! Otherwise I'll get drunk!" He blushed and said.
"It's not wine, it's fruit juice. Would you like to try it?"
Lei Zimo smelled the sweet smell, he liked to drink sugar water, but this time he couldn't control himself, "Then I'll try!" After finishing speaking, he swallowed the spirits in the glass.
"Ah?? Why are you so dizzy?" Lei Zimo slammed to death.
The man breathed a sigh of relief, and finally drunk the man. It seems that drugs are useless, only alcohol can make him faint.
But the goal was achieved.
Lin Yuan'an in Lei Zimo's arms carefully observed the surroundings with his spiritual sense, he did not open his eyes, and continued to pretend to be drunk and listen to the next move of the people in the room.
The maid began to search the two of them, "My lord, there are many treasures on this man."
"take it out!"
"Yes!" Immediately, the maid took out Lin Yuan'an's Qiankun bag, but she couldn't take it off for a long time, "My lord, I can't take this Qiankun bag off."
The man glanced at it. Lin Yuan'an's Qiankun bag was the most advanced customized model, and there was a magic circle inside, which ordinary people couldn't take away or open.
"Forget it, talk about it later!"
Then the maid was about to attack Lei Zimo, "Wait, my lord! This man has no cultivation!"
The man squatted down strangely, "Obviously he felt the Nascent Soul cultivation in him, why is it gone now?"
He took a closer look at the golden goose in Lei Zimo's backpack and the giant catfish on his neck that exuded cultivation.
"It turned out to be a spirit beast! Tsk! It's no use tying up a mortal!" This was the first time he had caught the wrong person.
And he wasted so much time with Lei Zimo before.
None of the people present had encountered such a situation before, and the maid asked, "My lord, what should I do?"
"Kong has a face to look at, but he has no cultivation base, what else can he do?"
"Sent directly to the Ministry of Internal Affairs to do rough work! The other one is sent to the harem!"
"Yes!"
A group of maids came forward to separate the two, and when they moved Lei Zimo, they found that they couldn't move it at all.
The leading maid exhausted all her breastfeeding efforts, but she didn't move Lei Zimo at all, "My lord... this?"
"Tut! Trouble!" The man sent a magic weapon to get Lei Zimo onto the cart.
Lin Yuan'an quietly controlled Lei Zimo's bracelet. In order not to prevent the mission from being impossible, he lowered his weight a lot.
The last group of people disappeared inside the house.
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Lei Zimo was still asleep when suddenly a basin of water was thrown at him.
"Wake up! Hurry up and get up and work!"
"You're so lazy! No one will follow you!" It was an old woman who was yelling.
Lei Zimo woke up groggy, he found himself in an unfamiliar room, the room was dark with poor lighting, and an old woman dangling in front of him was chattering and didn't know what to say.
"Get up soon? The clothes of the women in the harem are still waiting to be washed!" The old woman yelled at the slave who had just been delivered not long ago.
Lei Zimo was drenched all over at this time, and he felt drowsy that he seemed to have drank a drink yesterday, "Where is this? What kind of lady? Am I listening to the music?"
Seeing his bewildered expression, the old lady was furious, and she didn't know what to do with arresting such a mortal this time, adding to the chaos!
"What do you think? Get up soon?! Otherwise, I will punish you with palace rules!"
Lei Zimo rubbed his forehead, and became a little clearer. He looked at the chattering old woman in front of him, and realized that it was not a human being but a tied paper man.
What's the situation?Where is he? !
At this moment Lei Zimo calmed down, he hadn't figured out the situation yet, and Lin Yuan'an was not around, where did he go?
With doubts, Lei Zimo decided to pretend, "Ah...Nurse, I slept too late last night so I didn't get up, what are you going to do now?"
The old woman was so angry that she threw a large bamboo basket to Lei Zimo, "I will wash these clothes of the empress within two hours! Otherwise, you will look good!"
Lei Zimo glanced at the clothes in the frame. Although the fabrics were not bad, they couldn't stand him at all. He looked puzzled, "Are you sure?"
The old woman put her hips on her hips: "How dare you talk back, a mortal?!"
Lei Zimo: "Don't dare, dare not!"
But [-]% of these clothes will be washed to pieces by him.
"Get off to work!" The old woman said viciously, and before she left, Lei Zimo gave Lei Zimo a very disgusted look.
Can see nothing but a face!
Lei Zimo's body was wet and uncomfortable. He happened to see a set of coarse cloth clothes worn by servants. Since he didn't know the situation, he obediently changed into it.
He pushed open the door of the small black room, and the courtyard was a place similar to the House of Internal Affairs. The busy palace people everywhere were paper dolls, and they were working in the appearance of human beings.
Seeing Lei Zimo standing in a daze at the door, the old woman began to scold from a distance, "Lazy, why don't you go wash it?!"
Lei Zimo felt the spiritual power around him, there was no breath of living people here, and he heard the old woman urging him to look at the clothes helplessly, "Good, good..."
Don't rely on him if it's broken.
When the old woman received Lei Zimo's washed clothes, she was so angry that she yelled, "You've ruined all the women's clothes?! I'm going to report it to see if you won't be beaten to death!!"
"You are not allowed to eat at noon today!"
Lei Zimo didn't bother to argue with a paper man, and now he just wanted to find out what was going on.
At noon, he really didn't eat, and was waiting on the steps to be punished. He wanted to see who else the old woman could call over, it would be great if it was a living person.
He looked at the next person's dining room, where a group of paper figurines were eating together in a decent manner. The food they ate seemed to be whole grains, but Lei Zimo found it hard to explain, because these foods were also made of flowers, plants and leaves.
And that old woman seems to be in charge here, and this group of paper figurines are quite afraid of her.
The old woman looked at Lei Zimo outside the house, she didn't bother to care about this kind of mortal without cultivation, anyway, she couldn't live here for a few days, and no one cared about her death.
In order to punish Lei Zimo for washing bad clothes, the old lady in charge really starved him several times.
She thought that this mortal would come to beg for mercy, but now it has been a day and a night and she has not yet collapsed from hunger.
what happened?Shouldn't ordinary people be too hungry to stand up?
The old woman rushed to Lei Zimo angrily, and kicked the way out of his hands, "What are you doing?! I asked you to wash clothes, what are you doing here?!"
Lei Zimo swung the ax in his hand, "I can do any job, don't make me do the laundry!"
"How dare you talk back?!" After speaking, the old woman was about to reach out and hit someone.
Lei Zimo was already irritable when he didn't eat for a day and a night. Although the treasures can survive without eating, he is greedy, especially Lin Yuan'an will feed him with delicious food every day, which makes him hungry now. I feel so hungry after eating.
Lei Zimo swung his ax in front of the old woman and pressed it against her neck. At this moment, his murderous aura spread, "I told you I don't do laundry! Don't you understand?!"
The old woman was so frightened by the sudden burst of murderous aura that she was sweating profusely. Her hand that wanted to hit someone was hanging in the air, and she dared not drop it. She didn't expect that this mortal would have two tricks. The murderous aura just now really scared her a lot.
Afraid that she would die here today, the old woman quickly changed her attitude 360 degrees. The ax on her neck approached a little bit, and the old woman quickly changed her words: "Ahem, didn't I see that you haven't rested yet? I'm here to ask you to rest in the house Of... don't get me wrong!"
Lei Zimo thrust the ax into the stake, causing a loud click, and the irritability in his heart was vividly expressed by the loud noise.
The old woman was so frightened that she didn't dare to breathe, she looked at Lei Zimo's back, she didn't expect this mortal to be so fierce.
Lei Zimo searched for his sackcloth Qiankun bag, he wanted to take out some snacks for a long time, but he found that his Qiankun bag couldn't be opened in this small world, so he was very irritable all day long.
It's so hard to eat without snacks!
There was a small handyman who was secretly watching by the wall. He watched Lei Zimo's back as he walked towards the small bungalow in the rest area, and he ran back quickly.
The handyman's rest room is Datong Shop, and Lei Zimo looked at a bunch of paper figurines sleeping together outside the door, and instantly lost sleepiness.
Moreover, the quality of the bed boards was too poor, he was afraid that he would fall asleep.
He found a woodshed at random, which happened to be enough for him to spend the night.
Lei Zimo laid out a haystack for himself and was about to sleep like this. When he was about to close his eyes and rest, there was a sound from outside the house.
"New boy, are you asleep?"
I don't know who is calling me, the voice sounds very young, and Lei Zimo didn't want to talk to him at first, after all, there are lifeless paper figurines here, so he closed his eyes and didn't reply.
The man leaned directly on the window sill, "I brought you a bedding, do you want it?"
Lei Zimo pricked up his ears, "Yes!"
He opened the door for the man, and there was a boy about fifteen or sixteen years old at the door, a small one that looked harmless to humans and animals.
"Can I go in?"
Lei Zimo let the person in, and the little boy didn't see him at all. He helped Lei Zimo spread the bedding.
"I just saw you, son, resisting the old mother! You really have courage!"
"What's wrong?" Lei Zimo thought it was just a common thing.
The young man spread out the quilt for him, "Sir, you don't know, here we all have to listen to the nanny, and no one dares to resist."
"why?"
The little boy said with some fear, "Because as long as we are disobedient, the nanny will eat us. She has the highest level of cultivation here, and no one dares to offend her."
Paper people eat paper people?This made Lei Zimo a little curious.
"Have you ever been bullied by her?" Lei Zimo asked, looking at the bruises on the young boy's body.
"Oh, let's not talk about this, son, you just came here and saw that old witch hiding a bit. If you do something like this today, she will definitely torture you in different ways tomorrow." After speaking, the young boy took out an oilcloth bag from his clothes. .
"I see that you haven't eaten all day and night. These are buns bought by me and the lady's cook. Don't dislike them."
Lei Zimo took a look at these buns, these were buns, not the kind of food made from flowers and plants that these paper figurines ate, and he didn't dislike the clean ones.
"Thank you!" Lei Zimo took the cloth bag and gulped down the buns, he was either hungry or greedy, "Do you want to eat?" He handed a bun to the boy.
"No need, son, I'm not hungry!" the boy said while swallowing.
Lei Zimo saw that he was not full, so he gave the food to himself, "By the way, what's your name?" Lei Zimo asked.
"My lord, you can just call me Xiaocao'er. Our servants don't have names." Xiaocao'er replied very naturally, as if everyone was like this.
Lei Zimo looked at Xiao Cao'er in front of him, he was obviously different from other paper figurines, he threw the rest of the buns to Xiao Cao'er, one was enough for him to satisfy his hunger, "Go on, you If you are so skinny, eat more!"
"My lord, this...? Are you not hungry?" Xiao Cao'er was flattered.
"I'm new here, and you treat me so heartily, aren't you afraid that I'm a bad person?" Lei Zimo said.
Xiaocao'er shook her head, "I believe you are not a bad person! If you can resist the old hag, you can see that you have a sense of justice."
"And...we haven't had a newcomer here for a long time."
"Ha, it seems that you are quite familiar with yourself?! Eat quickly! I'm not hungry!" Lei Zimo directly picked up a bun and stuffed it into Xiaocao'er's mouth.
"Ugh..." Xiaocao'er was fed a mouthful of buns.
"Oh! By the way, can you tell me where this is?"
Xiaocao'er gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun in her mouth and told Lei Zimo about the general situation here.
Lei Zimo learned that this place is called the Happy Palace, and the place is so big that even Xiaocao'er hasn't visited it all. They are located in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and the people here are responsible for the chores in the entire palace.
Lei Zimo sat cross-legged on the haystack, "Then how long have you been here?"
"I've been here as long as I can remember, working non-stop every day. I don't know exactly how many years."
Xiaocaoer is obviously a paper man, but Lei Zimo thinks he looks like a living person with real feelings, "Then you have been here for so long, do you have any ideals?"
"Of course there is!"
"My dream is to serve women, as long as I can get out of the House of Internal Affairs, I can live a good life!" Xiaocao'er's eyes were shining with stars when she said this.
Lei Zimo: "Ma'am?"
Xiaocao'er: "Yes! There are many concubines in the palace! The ladies are all well dressed. Although they are not as good-looking as the young master, they are still very good-looking!"
"And you don't have to do so much work by your mother's side, and you don't have to be bullied."
Lei Zimo probably understood that if he wanted to go out of the House of Internal Affairs, he had to find a way to enter the harem, "Then how can I serve those concubines?"
Xiaocao'er: "Hey... It depends on luck. Some empresses often come to pick someone who likes the new and dislikes the old. If they are lucky enough to be selected, they can go. If they are unlucky, they can only wait for the new empress to enter the palace, and then they can pass the assessment."
"Does that mean there is no chance?"
Xiaocao'er shook her head.
Lei Zimo touched his chin and thought, he has only been here for a day, so there is no need to rush to investigate, the first task is to find Lin Yuan'an first.
It would not be too late to make the next step after finding Lin Yuan'an.
"Okay, it's getting late, you can rest here with me."
"Is it really possible?" Xiaocao'er was a little excited, he didn't expect Lei Zimo to keep him.
This time he really met a good person.
"Well, go to sleep!" Lei Zimo stuffed him into the quilt, he could see that Xiaocao'er seemed afraid of going to the Datongpu dormitory, where someone should often bully him.
"My lord, aren't you going to sleep?" Xiaocao'er was a little embarrassed, obviously the quilt was made for Lei Zimo.
"I'll be asleep in a while! Don't worry about me!" After speaking, Lei Zimo covered Xiaocao'er with a barrier, and the sense of security in the barrier made Xiaocao'er fall asleep quickly.
Looking at the moonlight outside the window, Lei Zimo got up and walked out of the woodshed.
In the middle of the night, the House of Internal Affairs was lifeless, and the place full of paper figures was lifeless. Lei Zimo turned over the wall to explore.
But he was dumbfounded after walking around for a few times, because the palaces here are all similar in size, he went around for more than two hours, and finally he found that he seemed lost, and this small world can actually isolate the breath, he found Not to the direction where Linyuan'an is located.
Lei Zimo scurry around like a headless chicken, he cursed, "Tsk! Who designed this dilapidated palace without a single road sign?!" Exploration failed Lei Zimo searched for his enchantment to find the House of Internal Affairs, at this time It was almost morning.
When Xiaocao'er was still asleep when he returned to the woodshed, Lei Zimo was so angry that he leaned against the wall thinking.
It seems that we still have to think of other ways, or get a map.
Xiaocao'er got up early the next morning, while Lei Zimo was still dozing off. He wanted to wake Lei Zimo up, but he couldn't bear to wake him up. After all, human beings are no better than them.
He didn't know that he was a paper man, but he knew that he was different from human beings, most of those girls were human, and he knew that Lei Zimo needed sleep.
So Xiaocao'er didn't wake Lei Zimo up, but covered him with the quilt, and tiptoed out.
Lei Zimo sleeps in the sun until she basks in the sun. Last night, the old lady was scared by Lei Zimo. She was afraid to call for someone, but it was not okay to let Lei Zimo do nothing like this. Finally, she mustered up the courage to kick the firewood room away. door panels.
"Bang!" With a loud bang, the door was kicked open by the old woman.
"Get up and work! What time is it?!"
Lei Zimo was woken up. He usually sleeps until he wakes up naturally, but now he is a little annoyed when he wakes up. He sat up, "What are you doing?! Why are you making so much noise?!"
Lei Zimo frowned, his impatience made Mammy inexplicably scared, "Get up soon?! I don't want to call you a second time!" After speaking, Mammy hurried away.
This was the first time she was so afraid of a mortal.
Lei Zimo stretched his waist, he hadn't slept for several hours, and now his head was a little dizzy, he fetched water for himself and washed his face, and then he woke up a lot.
It was almost noon at this time, and he lazily walked towards the firewood stack to split the wood. Many paper figures stared at him along the way, but they didn't dare to say a word of nonsense.
Lei Zimo directly ignored these paper figurines.
Nanny still didn't let him eat at noon today, probably because she wanted to torture him in this way, but Lei Zimo didn't have the slightest appetite looking at the fake food eaten by the paper figurines.
At this time, Xiaocao'er sneaked out of the dining room, and he ran to the corner where Lei Zimo was enjoying the shade.
Unexpectedly, he stole the food just now and was watched by the nanny, who grabbed him by the back collar, and the thin boy was thrown to the ground hard.
"You are so brave?! How dare you steal the food from the ladies?!" After speaking, the mother kicked Xiaocao'er who fell to the ground.
The food in Xiaocao'er's arms rolled on the ground, covered with dust.
Mammy kicked the little grass a few meters away with great strength, and this movement attracted many people to watch.
Lei Zimo looked in the direction of the noise, at this time Xiaocao'er was covering her stomach in pain, with tears on her face, "Woooooo...I didn't—"
Mammy: "How dare you argue?! I've seen it all!"
"Come on! Call me! How dare this bastard steal something?!"
"Hit me to death!" After finishing speaking, a few handymen with sticks came out from behind Mammy, their expressions numb like marionettes.
Xiaocao'er shrank into a ball and hugged his stomach tightly in pain, he didn't even have the strength to avoid it, he could only wait for the stick to hit him.
Several burly men stepped forward with numb expressions. They waved their sticks expressionlessly, but the sticks fell but failed to hit Xiaocao'er for a long time.
"What's the matter? Hurry up! If this dog dares to steal something once, he will steal it a second time. If he doesn't teach him a lesson, he won't have a long memory!"
"Hit me!" Anxiously, Mammy snatched the stick aside and prepared to use it herself.
Lei Zimo's barrier covered Xiao Cao'er, she couldn't hit Xiao Cao'er at all, the stick seemed to hit the transparent cover, making a muffled sound, and it took a long time to be able to hurt Xiao Cao'er.
Lei Zimo looked at Xiaocao'er from a distance. If such a small body was beaten by these big men with sticks in turn, he would probably be beaten to death here today, and there were no people watching Stand up and speak for him, let alone intercede.
People's hearts can be so cold, let alone a paper man without a heart.
Among a group of heartless paper figurines, I don't know how Xiaocao'er got here for so many years.
The big men were panting from the beating and couldn't hurt Xiaocao'er at all. Xiaocao'er was holding back tears. He knew that he would definitely be beaten to death today, but apart from the pain from being kicked down just now, there was no pain in his body anymore. .
He opened his eyes slightly, and saw several big men being pulverized by Lei Zimo's punch.
Everyone present was stupefied, including the nanny who made people do it.
"You, you, you! You turned against you!" Nanny shouted, pointing at Lei Zimo.
Without further ado, Lei Zimo punched Mammy, before the punch reached the flesh, the force had already sent the person tens of meters away, Mammy fell into the room, and several big holes were punched in the wall.
The nanny who fell into the ruins was almost smashed to pieces just like those big guys.
She slumped on the ground, clutching her chest and panting, the pain spreading all over her body made her grin her teeth in pain.
"Which eye did you see him stealing?" Lei Zimo walked up to the mother step by step and condescended.
He was like a god of death approaching, the air pressure all over his body was icy cold.
Mammy was too frightened to make a mistake. She really didn't see clearly whether Xiao Cao'er had stolen anything just now, but seeing his sneaky appearance, she immediately believed that Xiao Cao'er must have done something wrong, so she wanted to give him Lesson learned.
The old woman in front of Lei Zimo was panicked, her expression was clearly that she was scared out of her wits.
Mammy didn't know what to say, she almost died just now, she had lived in this small world for so long, this was the first time she felt death so close to her.
Lei Zimo's tone was cold: "Punish at will without evidence. It seems that you have done too much of this. The punch just now was repaid for Xiaocao'er!" At the bridge of his nose, the houses on both sides were directly overturned by the punch.
Mammy's trembling body was soaked by a hot current.
Lei Zimo glanced at the scared peeing person, he turned around and went to Xiaocao'er to help him up.
"Are you OK?"
Xiaocao'er's face was dusty, he wiped away his tears and shook his head.
Seeing him like this, Lei Zimo knew he was trying to be brave, he bent down to help Xiaocao'er pick up the food on the ground, "Okay, let's go back and rest first."
In fact, these foods were not stolen by Xiaocaoer. Even yesterday’s steamed buns were left over by women after eating them. Most of these leftovers were thrown away. Come back and eat secretly.
Yesterday's Baozi and those in Lei Zimo's hands were exchanged by those servants with his wages.
In the woodshed.
Xiaocao'er looked at the soiled food with regret, these spiritual foods were much better than the food they ate every day.
"My lord, I'm sorry... I made you hungry." Xiaocao'er said sobbing.
"It's okay, I won't eat, you don't have to do this in the future." Lei Zimo comforted, "It was too dangerous just now, do you know that you will die if you do this?"
Xiaocao'er nodded.
"Knowing that you dare?!" Lei Zimo said a little angrily.
Hearing Lei Zimo's tone, Xiaocao'er quickly explained: "I'm sorry, I'm just afraid..."
"Okay! Don't do this in the future! Don't make fun of your life!" Lei Zimo said sternly.
"Thank you son for saving me just now..."
"Hey - well, don't cry!" Lei Zimo rolled up his sleeves and wiped Xiaocao'er's tears.
Although Xiaocao'er is just a paper figure, Lei Zimo really feels distressed this time.
"As long as I'm here, the old hag won't dare to bully you anymore."
"Ok!"
It is said that wicked people are afraid of ruthless people. After this incident, the old lady dared not talk to Lei Zimo again, and she also ignored Lei Zimo, letting him run and die on his own.
Lei Zimo has become like an uncle, and now no one in the Ministry of Internal Affairs can control him.
The few houses he destroyed were also repaired.
He asked Xiaocao'er to help him find the map of the palace, so every night he would go out from room to room to find Lin Yuan'an.
But after searching for a few days, he found that he seemed to be a road idiot. Even if he had a map, he couldn't find where Lin Yuan'an was. He didn't even explore one tenth of the Happy Palace.
Lei Zimo was a little frustrated, it seemed that he had to find another way.
He pulled Xiaocao'er to his side, "How can I go out and find someone?"
"Who is the young master looking for?"
"My friend, he should be here too, I haven't found him after searching for a few days!"
Xiaocao'er was a little helpless, "My lord, the roads in this palace are changing at any time, it's easy to get lost, it's normal not to find it."
"What did you say? The road will change?"
"Yup!"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!" Lei Zimo regretted it, and it wasn't him who had been messing around for a long time.
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