me, the protagonist

Xia Youjie thinks it's awesome, this can also cause a quarrel.

Letting them live in the same world really wronged them. They should be sent an earth around each of them to satisfy their desire to be stars.

When hearing Gojo Satoru speak, Yamabuki Sakura was really confused.

What puzzled her was that anyone would question the fact that she was the center of the world.

Isn't it common sense that "the earth revolves around her" like "the earth is round"?

Generally speaking, Sakura Yamabuki is a tolerant and generous person.She grew up with so much that she couldn't help but take on the role of a carer and take care of others.

Since kindergarten, she has known to distribute the extra snacks given to her by the teacher to her classmates.She is not a petty person.

But this matter involves personal dignity, and she has not been questioned since birth.

Sakura Yamabuki had never been angry before, this was the first time.

The world of "Curse 〇" where Gojo Satoru is located is a hot-blooded boy manga, and the style of drawing is a bit close to the muscular style of manga.

Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru, who are not yet in their second year of high school, are both 185+. Standing in front of Yamabuki Sakura, who was born in Moe, looks like two hills.

Sakura Yamabuki didn't care about this, she stood in front of the 1.9-meter tall man, like a kitten who was stunned by anger.

Questioning her position as the center of the world is like doubting that she is not human, a shame!

Gojo Satoru looked at her angry look and found it quite amusing.

The invincibility mentioned by Gojo Satoru refers to invincibility in strength.Although he was dubbed the "Son of God", how could there be a god in the world?That is just a fantasy that people put on.

The girl in front of her really started arguing with him because of this, and her beautiful cheeks turned into a puffy bun face, making people want to poke him just looking at it.

Gojo Satoru always did his own thing, and as soon as this thought occurred to him, he really stretched out his big rough hand, and poked the girl's fair cheek with his index finger.

Ok.

Satoru was satisfied after poking five articles.

Smooth and tender, softer than Xue Mei Niang's glutinous rice skin.

……

Sakura Yamabuki covered her cheeks, as if someone had slapped her, she retreated several steps in an unbelievable manner, and quickly distanced herself from Gojo Satoru.

The trembling fingers pointed at Gojo Gojo, who was too angry to speak.

Some people would faint at the meeting just by brushing her fingertips lightly. Therefore, in the world of Sakura Yamabuki, there are always a few ambulances parked outside her event venue, which is also a spectacle.

Due to the blessing of the aura, even if you are close to Yamabuki Sakura, you will feel coercion.

The bully pole boss would cry bitterly and be grateful when he approached her. Sakura Yamabuki was enshrined in the altar, and no one had ever made such an overly intimate move towards her.

[Character "Wujo Wu" Favorability +1]

Who cares about breaking the favorability at this point!

After 1 second of deliberation and repeated thinking, Sakura Yamabuki covered her face with one hand and calmly said to the system: "I want to tear the card."

"...Calm down," the system advised her, "This is a character card that cannot be torn."

Sakura Yamabuki pointed at Gojo Satoru and complained to the system: "But he insulted me!"

Gojo Satoru tilted his head in a good mood: "Me?"

Sakura Yamabuki was furious.

Because of her emotional excitement, the flashing special effects behind her kept being released as if she didn't want money, and many little golden stars popped out.

Xia Youjie was hit by a corner of the star, and he regained his composure and went up to smooth things over.

He advised his classmates first: "Okay, come to enlightenment, don't be so stingy."

Then he apologized to Yamabuki Sakura: "I'm sorry, little sister, that's the kind of person he is—"

"Who is stingy?!"

"Who is the little sister?!"

After the two shouted in unison, Gojo Satoru slightly opened his eyes and looked at Yamabuki Sakura: "Aren't you a junior high school student?"

"I'm a high school student! A high school student!"

Sakura Yamabuki excitedly grabbed the nameplate on the blue suit jacket and displayed it, almost tearing off the school badge.

Then she pointed at the two people angrily, and condemned: "You are not like high school students, there is no such tall high school student in the world!"

The system looked at the information of the remaining character cards, and hesitated: "You say...isn't that good?"

"Do you tube!"

Gojo Satoru laughed out loud.

Xia Youjie looked at Yamabuki Sakura's eyes burning with raging anger, and raised his hands in front of his chest as if surrendering: "Little... Miss, what do you want to do?"

"It's very simple," Sakura Yamabuki turned handsomely while pulling her speaker, and pointed at the supermarket signboard that was still lit in the distance: "Let's go shopping in the supermarket and prove who is the real center of the world!"

Gojo Satoru didn't understand the relationship between going to the supermarket to buy things and who the earth revolved around, but he thought it was quite interesting.

Copying the bag and nodding: "Okay, let's go."

The two of them went into the supermarket and bought random things like robbers entering a village, such as watermelon, pumpkin, surprise eggs, egg and salt ice cream.

Gojo Satoru has never been in a supermarket in his life except to buy snacks, and he followed suit to buy whatever Sakura Yamabuki bought.

Sakura Yamabuki saw it in front of her, and raised the corners of her mouth slightly: "Heh."

A little smile, very disdainful.

System: "...Don't do this, I'm afraid."

When the bill was finally settled, the three of them got together outside the supermarket in the middle of the night, and the things Yamabuki Sakura and Gojo Satoru bought were divided into piles.

Xia Youjie and the egg on the ground looked at each other for a long time, and asked Yamabuki Sakura: "What should we do now?"

Sakura Yamabuki sat on her baby speaker and ate popsicles. Hearing this, she raised her chin confidently and said concisely: "Tear it down."

OK, let's take it apart.

As the referee, Xia Youjie dismantled Gojo Wu first.

The melons were cut in the middle, the bought eggs and salt were poured into containers, and the boxed ice cream was opened.

The egg yolk is clear, and the vanilla ice cream is sweet and delicious.The red flesh of the watermelon is evenly distributed with black seeds.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Next, look at Yamabuki Sakura.

Gojo Satoru held the ice cream he bought, squatted on the ground and ate it with a small spoon, and said while eating, "What can you tell from this—"

His words stopped.

Xia Youjie couldn't believe it either, and checked the fruit knife in his hand, it was indeed the one that cut another melon just now.

The watermelon that Sakura Yamabuki bought was cut open in the middle, with a piece of red flesh and no seeds, and the skin was as thin as a layer of paper.

The watermelon that Gojo Wu picked randomly wasn't bad either, it's just that the watermelon with four petals was placed on the ground for comparison, and the judgment was made.

"Fuck, I don't believe it, did you secretly buy a seedless watermelon?"

Before Xia Youjie could react, Gojo Satoru had already taken out the shopping receipt from his pocket to check, it was printed with "High Quality Watermelon*2".

Gojo Satoru's small round sunglasses slipped off the bridge of his nose, and he looked at Yamabuki Sakura with a dazed expression on his face.

Sakura Yamabuki ignored him proudly, and directed Xia Youjie: "Continue to demolish."

Winning big prizes such as one billion yen may be a probability event, and it does not prove luck at all.

Luck should be everywhere.

Today, Sakura Yamabuki is going to translate what is called "God's Family" for this silver badminton.

Xia Youjie continued to tear down.

The pumpkin was also broken, and this time the two DKs had nothing to say.

Can a pumpkin be fucking seedless? !

"Jie, get it for me," Gojo Wu gave the ice cream to Xia Youjie, and snatched the egg from his hand.

Crack the egg into the bowl, there is no doubt:

double yellow.

Gojo Satoru beat eight eggs in a row, looked at each other with sixteen egg yolks, and suddenly felt that the world was magical.

Xia Youjie gave him a sympathetic look, and quickly opened the salt bag and poured it into another bowl.

Xia Youjie thought, there is no way to double the salt, right?

The white and crystal-clear particles rustled down, and everything was normal until it was almost finished.The two DKs couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief, but the breath was stuck in their throats in a second.

At the end of the salt bag, a large piece of salt crystals fell out of the bag, and it was actually a fucking heart-shaped.

Heaped on the mountain of small table salt is crystal clear.

Wutiao Wu's feet went numb, and he helped Xia Youjie's shoulder.

They have seen all the luck that a person can encounter in a supermarket in a lifetime: even the surprise eggs are double chocolate, and the boxed ice cream is directly filled from the top of the cup to the top of the lid.

After dismantling everything, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu looked at each other for three seconds, and said, "Wu, I suddenly feel that this world is a bit strange."

"Father..."

Yamabuki Sakura won a big victory, and just finished eating a Garigari-kun (*popsicle), and stuffed the stick into Xia Youjie's hand: "I'll give it to you."

Then she struggled to pick up the sixteen yellow eggs on the ground, and looked down at Wujo Wujo.

The tall DK squatted on the ground, looking at her through the gap above the sunglasses.

Yamabuki Sakura didn't say a word, she chuckled, maximizing her mocking power.She pulled up the speaker like a kitten who just won a fight, and walked away contentedly.

When her figure disappeared into the street and the street became dark, Gojo Satoru came back to his senses and jumped angrily: "Damn it!"

Xia Youjie didn't speak, he slowly turned the wooden stick in his hand, and three words were engraved on it:

"あたり (one more)"

Damn, absolutely.

After tossing for so long, it is impossible to go back to Tokyo that day.

When the two of them answered the call silently, Xia Youjie finally remembered that their original intention was not to investigate the apartment surrounded by "tents"?

"Satoru, let me say..." He tried to discuss this matter with Gojo Satoru, but Gojo Satoru sat at the table without looking up:

"Jie, I'm doing a very important thing, don't disturb me."

Xia Youjie:?

With curiosity, Xia Youjie walked in to take a look, and found that Wujo Wu was writing a small paper on the manuscript paper provided by the hotel. The title of the paper——

"One Thousand and One Evidences Explain "Five Enlightenment World-centered Theory""

"..." Xia Youjie hesitated again and again, but decided to speak: "Wu, I think—"

Wujo Wu: "Jie, don't persuade me, I've made up my mind."

Xia Youjie: "No, I just want to say that if there are a thousand and one pieces of evidence, this manuscript paper can't be written. Do you want more paper?"

He took another stack of manuscript paper from the side drawer.

"..."

Gojo Satoru looked at two stacks of thick manuscript paper, silently crossed out the "1001" after "1" with a pencil, and changed it into "One Hundred Evidences Explaining "Gojo Satoru's World-Centric Theory"".

Xia Youjie chuckled—through Sakura Yamabuki’s demonstration, he found that this kind of smile was the most powerful way to defeat Gojo Satoru—stuck the paper back into the drawer, turned off the lights, and went to sleep.

Gojo Satoru was stunned for a while, and continued to bury his head in writing.

Tonight is Gojo Satoru's sleepless night.

Gojo Satoru, who was defeated in the "Battle for the Son of God", turned on the lights all night, racking his brains to recall the lucky events that happened in his life in the past 17 years.

He stayed up all night and wrote a [-]-word essay, which even the little red flower in the kindergarten wrote, trying to avenge shame at Sakura Yamabuki's handshake meeting.

Yes, through the nameplate, they found the performance information of Sakura Yamabuki's underground live and the sales information of the peripherals on the Internet.

Every album sold by underground idols will come with a handshake coupon, and a handshake coupon can shake hands with the idol for ten seconds.

Gojo Satoru made an appointment on the spot, and sat at the desk while sharpening a pencil while thinking in his mind:

He wants to buy all the handshake coupons of Sakura Yamabuki, and when the time comes, he will elaborate on his "Gojo Satoshi World-centered Theory" essay.

Yamabuki Sakura's underground LIVE will be held in two days.

Because he is a rookie idol, he does not only sell CDs after the concert, but sets up a CD sales stand before the concert starts.

Satoru Gojo walked into the CD sales area of ​​the livehouse like a proud rooster with a wallet full of black cards and his carefully revised essay.

As he walked, he said, "Look, I said we were the first ones to come—?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at the two of them without emotion, thinking that if high school students don't study hard to chase after idols, they will be bad if they look so tall.

"Shaking hands with such a person, Yamabuki, even for ten seconds is quite uncomfortable."

Chuya thought, and took out a black card from the wallet with two fingers wearing black gloves.

Why don't he buy all Yamabuki's CDs?

... He didn't want to shake hands, but just for her safety!

"Ah! Why is Chuya here?!"

Hearing this voice, Nakahara Chuya's fists hardened reflexively, a well-shaped word appeared on the top of his head, and he turned around with gritted teeth: "I just want to ask you, bastard Dazai—!"

Chuya's expression froze after turning around.

Dazai Osamu didn't come alone, he was still standing beside Oda Sakunosuke.

"Hello." To his former boss, Oda Sakunosuke was very polite.

"Ah, oh, good evening." There were other people present, and it was not convenient for Zhong to get angry, scratching his cheek: "Do you also know Yamabuki?"

Odasaku nodded: "Well, I met in the supermarket before, and then I was treated to a chocolate curry hot pot. This time, I came to support her."

"...Didn't you come here for revenge?" Seeing Odasaku's suspicious eyes, Chuya quickly waved his hands:

"It's okay, don't worry about it."

"that,"

Other voices came from behind Dazai and Odasaku: "Can you please stop chatting at the door, this is not good—?"

Seeing the scene clearly, Toru Amuro's voice stopped for a moment.

And the store manager who came to support him looked around the room with his head, and said in surprise: "There are so many people!"

At the same time, there was the sound of a limousine door opening outside.

[Mori Ogai joins the battlefield. ]

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