me, the protagonist

After the endorsement incident, Zuo Tian, ​​the spokesperson of the firm, came to Kuo Yamabuki Sakura angrily.

Before entering the door, he had already planned to severely reprimand this little idol who told the truth.

Zuo Tian also ate the coffee jelly in a trendy cafe. The word "unpalatable" is really not a casual word, and the taste is comparable to marshmallow noodles.

How do you make coffee powder so unpalatable?

As soon as a person enters it, he will have such doubts about life.

But it's one thing that it's unpalatable, and you can't say it!

When he came out of the reception room, Zuo Tian finally woke up:

No one can curse that face.

Their firm was actually willing to sign Sakura Yamabuki, but I heard that she had rejected invitations from many firms before, and was worried that she would be a difficult role, so they threw out an announcement to test the waters first.

"I didn't expect her to say it so bluntly."

Zuo Tian thought, is this a good deal or not?

He thought for a while and found that this question was not something he could answer.

"In short, let's see the sales first."

As we all know, idol endorsement products are basically equivalent to letting idol fans sell.

Except for celebrities with a lot of coffee, the purchasing power of fans determines whether an artist can continue to receive endorsements.

Even if you empty out your fan wallets in a different way, it is a rare opportunity to become the spokesperson of a famous product, and it can also increase the artist's popularity in turn.

Therefore, Sakura Yamabuki only received such a small endorsement similar to a local specialty, and her fan group desperately bought it.

For these people, the taste of the dessert doesn't matter at all, the important thing is to take a photo together, take a photo together!

This small firm is well versed in the tricks of draining fans’ wallets:

If you buy a dozen (four), you can take a group photo; if you buy five dozen, you can take an extra photo;

If you buy [-] dozens, you can change into cute singing clothes for your idol to take a photo with; if you buy [-] dozen, you can choose your own playing clothes;

If you buy fifty dozen, there is no problem bringing your own clothes!

The leader with the surname Mori is crazy about buying!

Although young girls are not as suitable for small Lolita dresses as young girls, but the twelve singles of yukata and kimono are the lovely and classic Kaguya Hime!

Although the summer of the coming year has not yet arrived, several waves of summer condolences for mafia have been released.

That’s right, it’s all coffee jelly.

The word-of-mouth of the trendy coffee shop first rotted in the city's largest yakuza organization, and those who had eaten there said they didn't know what the hell it was.

"I just looked at the cherry sauce on the promotional envelope so I couldn't hold back from spitting it out."

"Me too... Actually, I bought a few dozen myself, and I plan to take a photo with Sakura-chan with Sato after get off work."

The person who spoke first was taken aback: "Isn't Sato on the night shift today?"

"He changed shifts with Suzuki for the photo." The colleague paused, and added as if he knew what he was going to say: "Suzuki is the group that took the photo a few days ago."

"so good……"

The Zhongyuan Zhong who passed by also endured and endured, and then resisted the urge to complain.

What is this place?Isn't it a dangerous group with strict hierarchy and darker than Yokohama's backworld?

Is the dark side of the city all idol otaku?

Don't think he doesn't know, almost every locker room in port mafia is covered with posters of Yamabuki!

At first, they were secretly pasted on the inside of the cabinet, but later I found that everyone was like this, and gradually they were blatantly pasted on the outside of the cabinet and on the wall of the lounge.

These people will also exchange photo cards that come with the album with each other to complete the set as soon as possible.

Sometimes Nakahara couldn't tell if he was in the Mafia or if he was part of a large Yamabuki Sakura fan club.

It's not that he's alarmist. If this trend continues, maybe one day there will be a large promotional screen of Sakura Yamabuki hanging outside the headquarters of Mafia at the port and playing it on a 24-hour loop.

"But both of them are about to change shifts, and I can't say much about my personal hobbies."

In the end, Nakahara didn't say anything, he grabbed the bag full of coffee jelly angrily, and went back to the office.

The two mafioso looked at the back of the cadre leaving, showing the expressions of "as expected".

"Master Zhongyuan also bought it."

"I bought it."

Sakura Yamabuki's endorsement sold quickly. In fact, as long as her promotional envelope is wrapped, people will buy it even if it contains stones.

Just seeing her lovely face, few people can refrain from buying a dozen to take home.

It is precisely because of this locust-like purchasing power that "the coffee jelly in a trendy cafe is unpalatable" has become as self-evident as "the sun will rise during the day".

When some people buy jelly, they don't even think about the taste of the product at all, but directly convert it into a few group photos.

Saiki Kusuo, who came to Yokohama specially, lined up in the long shopping queue, with the unified cashier in front.

Qi Mu looked around, everyone was carrying dozens of coffee jelly.

[Well, it seems that the taste should be good.But it's strange, how come no one recalls the feeling after tasting? 】

His mind-reading ability can read the thoughts of others, so if it is not the premiere movie, he will basically not watch it, because it has been spoiled by other audiences.

However, this point has become the best way to obtain information on choosing desserts.

After all, no matter how delicious the mouth is, the thoughts in the bottom of the heart can't deceive people.

Qi Mu looked around and found that no one thought about anything related to desserts. All they thought about were "one group photo" and "three group photos have been obtained".

[Group photo?what is that? 】

Qi Mu was puzzled for a moment.

[But forget it, with so many people buying it, the taste shouldn't be that bad. 】

He even ignored the Super Pretty Girl No. [-] on the promotional cover to taste the delicious desserts.

Now that coffee jelly is so popular, I can't help observing the very fashionable packaging of "fashionable" coffee jelly, trying to see the essence through the phenomenon.

"Okay, thank you for your support!" The staff pinched the watch and shouted to the team: "The next one please come forward!"

[You can eat delicious jelly immediately! 】

Saiki Kusuo, who was thinking this way, showed a "joyful" smile on his face that had not fluctuated all year round-pointing to the corner of his mouth raised by one millimeter.

The smile turned into "shock" in the next second.

[Is this the meaning of "several photos taken together"! 】

The smiling cherry-haired girl was wearing a cute singing suit, looking at him with pupils of the same color: "Thank you for your support! Do you have any requirements for taking a group photo?"

"Coincidentally, he also has pink hair and pink eyes."

[This shouldn’t be true. If she and I have the same color hair and eyes, wouldn’t the “Pink Hero Law” be invalid? 】

【No, my protagonist status is unshakable. 】

[If you want to talk about why, my name is written in the title of the work. If you don't believe me, you can look for it...]

【Um? 】

Something doesn't seem right.

Sakura Yamabuki still maintained a strong professional ethics with a smile: "May I start now?"

"Well, although they are all pink, but his pink color makes people feel like complaining."

"Why were you in a daze just now? Could it be that you were shocked when you saw me for the first time? You should have seen the promotional photos, shouldn't you?"

"He won't faint when the photo is taken later, right?"

Yamabuki Sakura: "There are still people waiting behind. "If he falls in my direction, I'd better avoid it." It might be better to hurry up a little bit, okay? "

"It would be great if Mr. Nakaya was here. Mr. Nakaya should be able to lift up Tucao Fanfa with one hand, no, a little finger."

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Sakura Yamabuki smiled: "Is there anything else, guest?"

Saiki Kusuo: ...

for!Varied!what!You have so many mental activities!

A long list of thoughts in my head, I can still talk and continue to think about things in my mind, and what I think is still very nonsensical.

It's the same as not reading it.

[I was wrong, she is not Zhaoqiao classmate No. [-]. 】

[She is a collection of super disasters of "Teruhashi Heart Beauty + Sensible Truth"! 】

Compared with the honor of the protagonist, Saiki Kusuo obviously cherishes his ordinary life more.

The strong desire to survive made him throw the [-]-yen bill on the table, turn around and run, and disappeared in the crowded sales scene after a few steps.

"I gave up the opportunity to take a photo with the idol Yamabuki Sakura."

This feat was enough to make it to the local newspaper in Yokohama.

Not to mention other fans, even the staff were stunned.

"...The only person on the scene who saw through the truth was the famous detective who looked like a child but was too intelligent for ordinary people——Conan!"

"?"

Yamabuki Sakura asked: "Mr. System, who is "Conan"?" "

"I don't know," the system itself wondered, where did the data come from and was stacked into his database, how could there be a detective in the idol cute show: "Probably the data is wrong, don't worry about it. What do you want to ask?"

Except when Sakura Yamabuki took the initiative to talk, the system generally kept silent and did not look at Sakura Yamabuki's mental activities.

"That's it," Yamabuki Sakura asked, "The boy just now, does Mr. System have his character card in his database?"

The system looked for it: "Yes, it was a bit stuck just now because of the data overlap, and now I will find it for you."

[You have unlocked the character "Saiki Kusuo", and the current favorability is 0. 】

The moment the value popped up, the system was taken aback: ""0"? "

Yamabuki Sakura's various conditions are converted into numerical values, and her appearance has [-] points out of [-].

The extra two points are the gods' preference.

In this case, any creature's favorability with her should be a base 10.

System: "How is this possible, such a value should not appear in the world logic settings?"

"No, it's possible." Sakura Yamabuki rubbed her chin and smiled deeply like a famous detective: "If he is a "God". "

Only those who are also "God" can be immune to the effects set by "God".

Sakura Yamabuki raised her hand to the staff beside her: "I'm sorry, the guest just now was the [-]th guest, and he won the reward for visiting."

"Can you show me the address he filled in?"

There are many farts before buying "trendy" coffee jelly, one of which is to "surprise" lucky customers by requiring them to fill in a home address that accepts the reward in advance.

It's a pity that Saiki Kusuo, who was preoccupied with coffee jelly, didn't look carefully at all.

The staff quickly handed over the information sheet.

"Let me take a look, "Left rib town PK"... Huh? "

When Sakura Yamabuki was reading, the handwriting became lighter and lighter and finally disappeared.

"Sorry, I didn't notice it just now, it seems to be written with a disappearing pen."

Another person took the pen and looked at it: "Strange, do we have disappearing pens at the venue?"

"I don't know..." He apologized to Sakura Yamabuki: "I'm sorry, Miss Yamabuki."

"It's okay." Yamabuki Sakura smiled, she already had a bottom line in her heart: "This is enough."

A vanishing pen that happened to be used?

There is no such coincidence in the world.

Tucao pink hair, you must be "God"!

Saiki's house in Zuo Ribu Town.

[It's dangerous, I just remembered to fill in the address. 】

[Only a few seconds, probably not seen. 】

Saiki Kusuo sat on the sofa, unwrapping the coffee jelly in a good mood.

Start enjoying the hard-won results.

……

【Um? 】

The author says:

*Disappearing pen: The written handwriting will gradually disappear after contact with air or solution.

*Wise and truthful: from "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo", talkative and quick-witted, mind-reading is useless to him