me, the protagonist

After disappearing in front of Atsushi Nakajima for the first time, Dazai became the key observation object of the Armed Detective Agency.

Although Dazai often skipped work by himself, his disappearance without warning made people worry whether he was attacked by a supernatural power.

After Dazai disappeared, the Armed Detective Agency panicked for a while, until Edogawa Ranpo, who arrived late, stood at the door.

Luanbu observed them for a while, then sat down on the desk with a snack box in his arms, puffed his cheeks with a lollipop in his mouth and said, "No need to look for it, he should be going to be a tutor."

"It's only past nine o'clock now, and he will appear at the door by himself in about five or six hours."

Luanbu glanced at the clock, stretched lazily, and said in a drawn-out tone: "There's nothing interesting, it's so boring——"

No, it is shocking news that Mr. Dazai went to be a tutor for others.

Everyone in the club was silent for a few seconds, and was broken by a scream:

"That Mr. Dazai is going to be a tutor?!"

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't believe it, and was stunned for a few seconds before he realized it.

Kunikida's face was uglier than his, and he immediately took out his notebook and pen and rushed to Ranpo, respectfully but anxiously said: "Mr. Ranpo, can you tell me what kind of students his students are like?"

Kunikida still has some confidence in Osamu Dazai if he teaches the vagrants on the street to change their minds and become good again.

Although it seems unreliable, Dazai knows it well.

But what if it's that kind of serious tutoring, and some teaching accident happens.At that time, not only will Dazai be held accountable, but the reputation of the Armed Detective Agency will also be affected.

For non-government organizations without government background, it is not too much to regard word of mouth as a lifeline.

"Okay," Ranpo jumped off the table, walked to the place where Osamu Dazai had been described by Atsushi Nakajima, squinted his eyes and observed for a while:

"Well...not very old, maybe a high school student."

"Female high school students, the salary is not high."

"It should be a remedial cultural class. The pressure is very heavy. Dazai doesn't want to go."

Following Ranpo's description, the air pressure on Kunikida's body became lower and lower, until it was so pitch black that it almost solidified.

The people around were trembling, and the only unaffected Chaobu looked at the last corner, put away his glasses, and wrote lightly:

"It's a super pretty girl... Well, it's probably twenty times more beautiful than the most beautiful person you've ever seen. Not anymore."

This was the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Everyone felt deep despair in Mr. Kunikida's anger.

Osamu Dazai, who was mistaken for hooking up with a high school girl, was wronged, and he was also in another kind of deep despair.

When the life-saving school bell rang, Sakura Yamabuki stood up and saluted: "Thank you for your hard work, thank you for your teaching today!"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand deliriously, and disappeared into a white light.

After the figure of Osamu Dazai disappeared, Sakura Yamabuki sat down and began to pack the books and stationery on the table.

"Ms. Dazai is such a good person," she sighed, "He is also responsible and kind. I am so lucky to meet Mr. Dazai."

"Yeah," the system agreed with her opinion for the first time, and all said with emotion: "I feel a little sympathetic to him."

Yamabuki Sakura tilted her head:?

It is not bad to speculate with Edogawa Ranpo.

At around five o'clock in the afternoon, just as high school was over, the figure of Osamu Dazai appeared at the door of the executive level of the Armed Detective Agency.

None of the members of the Armed Detective Agency had ever seen Mr. Dazai like that: his eyes were dull, his vision was dead, and his body seemed to be hollowed out and very weak.He kept murmuring and repeating something in his mouth.

Atsushi Nakajima went over to listen to it, and found out that "the value of the function should be converted into an image with parity", "the definite article the should be used before the musical instrument", ""foolish question" is a humble speech, not a respectful speech"...

At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima was in awe.

He thought, Mr. Dazai is really teaching the students seriously.

Kunikida didn't have such leisurely thoughts, he rushed up and grabbed Dazai Osamu's shoulder and shook wildly: "Where did you go to teach students? Didn't you do strange things to them? This will affect the reputation of the detective agency, be honest with me Tell Dazai!!"

Osamu Dazai, who was extremely weak, was shaken by him, and his mouth turned white——

"Eh?"

Shake your mind more, more sober?

The feeling of dizziness from soaking in warm water disappeared, and Osamu Dazai found that both his thinking method and memory speed had returned to the previous level.

His mind was clear.

"Wait, could it be...?"

A brain that has not done much meaningful thinking all day is full of energy.

Dazai, who was swayed by Kunikida crazily, held his chin in this posture and entered deep thought.

This situation was so weird that all the onlookers were worried whether Mr. Dazai had been mentally stimulated.

The worry intensified the next day.

In the early morning, Osamu Dazai, who had a night's rest, was refreshed and warmly greeted each staff member.

Normally, Osamu Dazai was hardly seen in the office before ninety o'clock. Atsushi Nakajima was a little surprised when he was greeted.

"That...Mr. Dazai," Atsushi Nakajima pointed at his back, hesitantly said, "There is a note stuck on your back..."

Nakajima thought that Dazai was being pranked by someone, but unexpectedly Dazai's eyes lit up, he came up and hugged his shoulders, put his index finger and thumb in a figure eight and propped his chin, and said triumphantly:

"That's right, this is my secret weapon! What do you think, are you convinced by my wisdom?"

"..."

Atsushi Nakajima held down the note and read out the contents word by word: ""When you see this piece of paper, please remind me...read the memo"? ! "

"That's right, it's the memo!"

Osamu Dazai proudly made a handsome look.

He didn't see Atsushi Nakajima's frightened face, his hands trembling slightly:

Memo, memo... Is it true that Mr. Dazai has Alzheimer's disease? !

Since last night, there has been a tear-jerking inspirational story about Mr. Dazai Yingnian who was diagnosed with dementia and recited high school knowledge over and over again in order to slow down his illness.

Before Atsushi Nakajima had time to ask, Dazai mysteriously disappeared again just like yesterday.

"I always feel that compared to supernatural powers, this way of moving is more like magic, which is very cool!"

Hearing the conversations of the members beside him, Atsushi Nakajima felt that the world had been magical since yesterday morning.

Atsushi Nakajima: Tired.

Private Sakuragaoka Girls High School.

"Mr. Dazai, remember to read the memo?" Before the break, Sakura Yamabuki reminded her teacher intimately.

The young and handsome teacher smiled and nodded: "Okay, thank you Sakura-chan."

In front of Sakura Yamabuki, he took out a small notebook from the windbreaker pocket, turned to a certain number of pages and blocked it with his fingers, and then opened the doorway to the classroom with a smile on his face, "See you in class, Sakura-chan."

Sakura Yamabuki also smiled and waved, watching Dazai close the classroom door.

"Strange," the system said, "Why did he go out to see it?"

Yamabuki Sakura is also not sure: "...personal hobbies?"

The reason why Osamu Dazai opened it in front of Sakura Yamabuki was to prevent him from forgetting to read the memo as soon as he left.

He found that as soon as he left Sakura Yamabuki, his mind could think normally, recalling many doubts and places he wanted to explore.

But once he gets close to Sakura Yamabuki, he forgets everything, his mind is empty, and only the fear of being dominated by high school mathematics remains.

Yes, that's right, if Dazai himself can solve the difficult problem of calculus.So asking him to teach Yamabuki Sakura, who is trying to figure out the cubic equation, is really a unilateral torture.

But Dazai has already thought about it, since he can't resist, he must make the most of the opportunity.

He wrote down all the doubts he thought of in the memo, and wrote a note for Yamabuki Sakura to remind him to read the memo.In this way, it is possible to avoid the unexplained reduction of intelligence and advance the exploration in an orderly manner.

Osamu Dazai happily followed the memo, checked all the places that Sakuragaoka Girls High School cared about, and recorded the findings in detail in the memo.

The whole school was empty and everything was going well.

After ticking off the penultimate question, Osamu Dazai bowed his head in thought.

"From now on, there is only one last item left..."

The school bell rang as usual.

"Thank you for your teaching, you have worked hard!" When Sakura Yamabuki stood up to salute, Dazai grabbed her shoulders.

"Sakura-chan still goes to club activities every day after school, right?" Mr. Dazai said with a smile, "I don't know what Sakura-chan is. Can you go and see?"

Yamabuki Sakura froze for a moment, then raised a defenseless smile: "Of course!"

This smile is too cute, before feeling guilty, Osamu Dazai quickly looked away: "Then interrupt."

"Teacher, wait for me a moment," Sakura Yamabuki took out the guitar bag from the locker behind and carried it on her back.

Osamu Dazai said, "Hey, is Sakura-chan from the music department? Does he play a lot of songs?"

""Many" can't be said." Yamabuki Sakura shyly touched her head and smiled: "I'll play a piece for the teacher later, just as a thank you gift! "

"Thank you Sakura-chan," Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "I'm looking forward to it."

She took Osamu Dazai up to the fourth floor. Dazai had come to explore this place before, and it was separated by an invisible air wall.

When it was Yamabuki Sakura's turn, the door opened easily.

"Teacher, please sit down." Sakura Yamabuki hurriedly folded the blanket on the bench aside, letting Osamu Dazai sit down, "I'll boil water and make tea."

Osamu Dazai was taken aback: "Hey, should we start by boiling water?"

Yamabuki Sakura was also taken aback: "Yeah, because I want to make black tea."

The level of the activity room has been upgraded to two, and she can open the door of the tea cabinet to use some simple tea sets. The black tea is given to her by Amuro Toru.

After hearing that she started club activities, Toru Amuro didn't say anything at the time, but gave her a bag of well-packaged tea leaves when he got off work, and said, "Take it and taste it with your friends."

Dazai looked around, and sure enough, he found a kettle in the corner. It was a big one, and it looked very heavy. He stepped forward to pick up the kettle: "Let me help, do you want to fill the water outside?"

"Well," Sakura Yamabuki nodded, "There is a faucet in the corridor on the third floor. Please Mr. Dazai, then I will prepare the tea set and tea leaves first."

Osamu Dazai took the big kettle and found the sink in the corridor on the third floor.

While staring boredly at the water slowly pouring into the kettle, he was suddenly shocked: Why should he help? !

He originally wanted to take the opportunity to be lazy!

While boiling water in the activity room and waiting for the water to boil, Sakura Yamabuki connected the guitar to the speaker and tried a few notes.

Dazai found that her movements were surprisingly proficient.

After the pre-adjustment was over, Sakura Yamabuki said: "Then I will play the first piece of the light music department, all of which are composed by the seniors of the light music department."

It is rare for clubs that can compose their own music and lyrics. Dazai, who was crooked on the bench, straightened his body, aroused a little interest.

Knowing nothing about the fact that she was underestimated for a short time, Sakura Yamabuki reported enthusiastically to the only audience:

"The song "Rice After Curry", please enjoy."

Ok?

curry?rice?

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands twice before realizing, what is the name of this song?It was too strange.

No one would be interested except Odasaku who likes curry, Dazai thought.

No "Sakura," "Fireworks," and "Summer"; not even the standard "Close Your Eyes" or "Spread Your Wings"*.

The entertainment industry in Yokohama is not very developed, and the songs are basically limited to a few themes. The end result of trying to innovate is without exception, the end result of violent death.

Artists also have to eat, so the current songs are all full of hot words. After all, without these words as eye-catching points, no song can be sold at all.

In fact, this song is a song rewarded by the system, and the tune is warm and lively.

Yamabuki Sakura likes it very much, and often plays high in the activity room alone.

She didn't pay attention to Dazai's weird expression, and after a few skillful plucking, the strange and lovely lyrics flowed out along with the melody:

"キミにときめき恋かもねアワアワ (Maybe I've already fallen for you)"

"Hangry spirit とめらんないいるかかる (I can't hold back the feeling of hunger)"

The lyrics and music are full of youthful and high-spirited breath. There is no possibility of stage fright in Sakura Yamabuki.

The slender fingers holding the pick are flying back and forth between the strings, with bright eyes:

"アツアツお箱のカレ (give me a plate of hot curry)"

"スパイスひとさじStimulation ちょーだい (Give me a spoonful of spice stimulation)"

"甘口じゃなく今日は中心なの (Today, I ate medium-spicy instead of sweets)"

She looked as if she was not in a small activity room, but facing many audiences who were applauding.

"Maybe not bad."

For the first time, Osamu Dazai did not fight against the force that suppressed his suspicion, but smiled along with it.

If you have a chance, ask Odasaku to listen to it together.

The author says:

*The song title and lyrics are all from the song of the same name of "Light Tone Girl"

*Sakura, fireworks and summer are words that appear frequently in Japanese songs.A statistic shows that there are 1681 songs with "close your eyes" and 770 songs with "open your wings"

(Oda is alive, there is a saying that the leopard is dead and the skin is dead, and Oda is dead and curry