me, the protagonist

The light streamed out continuously, and everything was submerged, and finally even the door and the door frame disappeared.

Fyodor gazed at the empty world.

That is the concept of "nothingness", maybe even space and time do not exist here.

Live to enter heaven.

This kind of thing actually did it.

Too strong and turbulent emotions flooded the sky and covered the sky, but it made people feel numb.A huge amount of bewilderment and excitement was transmitted along the numb nerves, and what Fyodor finally received was just a wisp of it.

Even though he knew it was possible in theory, the spirit still felt illusory and unreal when confronted with the facts.

This trance feeling haunted him until a sudden crisp sound sounded in his ears.

pat-

Sakura Yamabuki caught something falling from the sky.

The pink shell is covered with sparkling rhinestones, and a fluffy bunny pendant is attached to it.

It's Sakura Yamabuki's phone.

After confirming this, Fyodor looked at his hand, which was empty. The girly mobile phone of xvzl that he was holding appeared out of nowhere, and happened to fall into the hands of the owner .

Different from when it was in his hands, the rabbit that was drenched in sewage was now brand new, the snow-white fur was soft and shiny, as if it had just been taken out of the store.

If it was the past, Fyodor might have guessed that this was a trick or some unknown ability.But now, he didn't dare to confirm it.

He is not alone.

Maybe it was some kind of intuition in the depths of people's consciousness, almost everyone subconsciously took more cautious measures.

But it seems that some people have not changed themselves because of external conditions.

"Hey, it's... Mr. Dazai, and Mr. Feio!" Sakura Yamabuki who saw the two of them was surprised, and ran over enthusiastically and asked, "What a coincidence, why are you here?"

She looked and acted as if they were not in some holy heaven, but had met outside some mall where prices were jumping.

"..."

The two of you, who are as smart as a bug in the world, didn't know what to say for a while.

In fact, Fyodor's positioning of Yamabuki Sakura in his heart is close to that of a saint.It is the kind of character who has supernatural powers and can speak to the gods on behalf of believers.

Saints are usually virtuous in conduct and life, and can set an example for others.They can be roughly divided into two categories, one is known for noble conduct; the other is a prophet or a prophetic reformer who has made great contributions in a certain field.

Fyodor couldn't see any virtue in Sakura Yamabuki, and he didn't feel that there was anything in the world of idols that needed divine guidance (before Sakura Yamabuki, he even forgot that there was an idol circle in the world).

And she often spends the night before the math test, so she has failed grades, made dark cooking, and even violated traffic regulations.

But there are various indications that Sakura Yamabuki is a saint inexplicably.

A little observation shows that there are countless things wrong with her.

Not to mention the outrageous luck in daily life; details such as "the place exposed to the outside will not get wet when it rains" is barely acceptable.But isn't it a little too much to ask her to take a shortcut and ride her bike across the water to avoid being late when no one's around?

Does this miracle make sense?

It has no meaning other than to enhance the sense of life experience, right?

In fact, when analyzing the information, Fyodor had a subconscious feeling that something was wrong, and his faith made him choose to ignore it.

But now that we have all arrived in the kingdom of heaven, saints have to look like saints. Isn’t this attitude too casual?

Why do you act like you're home? !

"Eh?"

As if the emotions of the two were accepted, Sakura Yamabuki finally showed a little doubt.Reluctantly, she turned around and looked around, and found that not only Osamu Dazai was here, but also several people who were with her in the Performing Arts Building.

Yamabuki Sakura turned pale with shock: "Why are you all here?!"

In the past, in her original world, she would come to heaven when she made a phone call or had a will.Both the process and the outcome are completely in her control.

In the later period, her world collapsed faster, and even eating and reading magazines often had to go back to the gods, and the frequency was no different from going home.Probably higher than the number of boarding students going home.

For Sakura Yamabuki, it feels like she forgot to close the door when she went home, but when she looked back after changing her slippers, a lot of people came in.

Even if these people are acquaintances, the experience is still very scary!

"I just want to discuss a strategy to save the world with like-minded partners?!"

"..."

Everyone followed her gaze to Matsuda Jinpei who was still wearing work clothes.

Matsuda himself was obviously not in the situation, he frowned: "Me?"

"Yes!" Sakura Yamabuki nodded earnestly.

Obviously, she couldn't take any measures in this situation, so she cast her eyes for help somewhere, and asked, "What should I do now?"

As far as she could see, there was an old man sitting high above the auspicious clouds, wearing a white coat, not sure if it was a cloth or a white coat*.He seems to be the image of a Buddhist Arhat, without hair, but wearing a golden ring that is common in Western gods.

The brilliance surging around her is not as dazzling as Sakura Yamabuki, but it makes people feel the majestic power from the bottom of her heart, and just one glance can make people feel sincere admiration.

He should have been very conspicuous, but until Sakura Yamabuki looked there, the rest of the people didn't even notice his existence.

Unlike the traditional images of temple statues or religious paintings, He did not lower his eyes slightly to look down at the crowd.This may be the reason. He did not show a sense of compassion for all living beings, but what people experience is the supreme respect of the gods.

"Is this, a real god?"

At this moment, everyone held their breath.

Before Yamabuki Sakura asked him a question, this aloof true god was still concentrating on throwing the blame afterward with his agent.

"Obviously you are already an invincible superpower in the setting, "you can destroy human beings in three days with all your strength"*.Can't it be done just by keeping a few people apart so they don't meet? "

[Stop saying such irresponsible words.My "invincibility" is crumbling when you feel troublesome and procrastinate without fixing the intelligence bug.Didn't you expect today when you were perfunctory about your work? 】

Lord God: "Then...you are at least the strongest superpower. Whether it is mind reading or ultra-long-distance surveillance, you can easily turn the tide?"

Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while: [I recorded the scene where two people talked using a code that does not belong to any existing code in the world, do you want to play it here again? 】

【By the way, this is a secret signal that only the two of them can understand. *】

Lord God: "..."

Is this something that can appear in daily programs?

He even designed the dialogue between the pilots before the crash to use "that watch hand that keeps spinning", "the joystick over there" or "that green and blue button" to confuse technical terms, whoever A master of fools who doubted whether the pilot could fly a plane after hearing it.

Can His World have such a plot that challenges the limits of human beings?

Seeing that the blame was about to be thrown away, Yamabuki Sakura's request for help was just right, the Lord God couldn't wait to come to her, and said in a very different tone from before, "Don't worry, child. There are answers to everything. "

"Hehe, if you don't talk about sons, you can't do it. I really don't know what the gods who created the sons of gods instead of goddesses think."

Saiki Kusuo: 【...I can hear you. 】

"Then stop reading minds."

Saiki Kusuo, who found that his mind-reading ability seemed to be really blocked: ...

I am speechless now.

?

Gojo Satoru felt that the main god seemed to have glanced at him just now.

why?He thought seriously, could even God be attracted by Lao Tzu's handsome face?

Lord God: "Hehe."

"Don't worry, kid."

Under the blessing of this contrast, the main god's attitude towards Sakura Yamabuki is comparable to that of a kind old father: "I let your friends arrive here. When everyone is here, I will tell you the solution."

Yamabuki Sakura: "So you know there are people from other worlds besides me?"

Lord God: "...Uh, yes."

"Then how did they sneak in?" Yamabuki Sakura then asked, she pointed to Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie behind: "They don't seem to know that they are no longer in the original world, it's really pitiful."

Xia Youjie: ...

Gojo Satoru: ...

What is the sense of sight of a child holding stray cats and dogs and telling adults, "It's so pitiful that they can't find a home"?

Lord God: ...

Can't speak.

If it wasn't for the fact that gods can't sweat, the main god's back should already be wet with cold sweat.

Compared with the gods in other worlds, the main god is a more approachable god.He is the kind of god who would use his divine power to help cheat on such trivial things as the school trip group drawing lottery after being asked a little by his daughter.

So kind that he couldn't let go of his old father's dignity.

What about "I was asked by other gods to accept everything regardless of reasoning or passion", "Because I found it troublesome to accept the world without adjusting the logic, it was roughly stitched together".

Say it in front of your daughter (although it belongs to someone else)!No!out!mouth!

"Are you going to assign a mission to save the world? By the way, do you know how my hometown is doing? I haven't received any contact from God..."

Sakura Yamabuki seemed completely unaware that the main god was in trouble, and kept asking:

"Will the Lord God come? I haven't seen him for a long time. He hasn't even sent me an email... Ah, the internet here is still so slow..."

Anyone with a little common sense could tell that the Lord God was already on the verge of falling from her question, as if he was about to fall from the auspicious clouds in the next second.

Everyone was amazed.

This is more than just going home. People will believe that she is the head of the family.

Kenji Hagiwara, who had been observing secretly, felt something was wrong.

Kenji Hagiwara has a high EQ, and he can see that Sakura Yamabuki is the kind of character who is too enthusiastic and can quickly treat people as friends as soon as they meet.This kind of person sometimes makes people bored because they can't grasp the distance of interpersonal communication.

But in addition to her invincible beauty, Yamabuki Sakura has an automatic ability to perceive words and emotions. She herself seems to have not noticed it, but this intuition allows her to be precise in her communication.

"But now, this ability seems to have disappeared from her... Wait a minute!"

Toru Amuro noticed Kenji Hagiwara's whole body trembling, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong with you?"

"I see..." Hagiwara Kenji was completely immersed in his own world, and excitedly grabbed Toru Amuro's shoulder:

"Jiang Gu, I understand! This is the type who is gentle, respectful and frugal outside, but will completely relax and release himself at home!"

Amuro has a question mark on his face.

While they were talking, the second god who had arrived after a long time also arrived.

Before everyone had time to admire the true face of the gods in a mass of peaceful holy light, they heard Yamabuki Sakura say:

"Master God, the internet speed here is still so slow, it takes a long time to load tweets. Can we really not install WIFI? Everyone is suffering at this internet speed."

She questioned from the soul: "And if there is no WIFI in heaven, what is the difference between it and hell?"

Everyone was silent.

How dare you say it in front of God.

The author says:

*Bai Wugou: Before it evolved into a bride’s wedding dress, it was once used for sacrificial sacrifices, and it is also called a shroud.

*Cipher code: Zai and Fei Jia’s code dialogue comes from chapter 74.5 of the manga

*The main god: The image of the main god, Bang Zhaoqiao cheating in the school trip group, and the dialogue of the plane crash are all from the 12 episodes of the first season of "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo"