After dressing as a villain, I'm with the paranoid male protagonist.
Chapter 82 open mouth
Qiao Annian was looking at Lin Lele's group of idiots, not paying attention to whether there was anyone in front of him at all.
Hearing that a boy asked him for wechat, Qiao Annian subconsciously turned his head and looked back, wondering if there was a girl standing behind him, and the boy was asking for wechat with the girl behind him.
no one.
There was no one behind him except two little girls flipping through books in front of the bookshelf with their backs turned to him.
So, is the boy in front of him really asking for WeChat?
Qiao Annian's mood suddenly became a little delicate.
If there is any obvious difference between college and high school, it is probably that in college, whether it is liking someone or falling in love itself, it is no longer a secretive thing.
For Qiao Annian, the most intuitive experience was that during the period from military training to the official start of school, he was asked for WeChat a lot more times than when he was in high school.
It can be seen that although the boys have tried their best to make themselves look more natural.
It's just that whether it's the slightly tightly pursed lips or the unconsciously clenched hands, they all reveal that the other party's mood at this time is not as relaxed as he appears on the surface.
It must have mustered up the courage, right?
Maybe even the timing of asking for WeChat was deliberately chosen, deliberately chosen when he was the only one.
Lele and the others have already looked towards him, their faces are not very good, probably some of them heard what the boy said just now, and their eyes are asking him if they want to help.
Maybe it was caused by Ye Kaijing's incident.
In the three years of high school, basically as long as boys appear in front of him more frequently, these three will be extremely vigilant.
But in fact, homosexuals themselves are a relatively small group, and the probability of being liked or even confessed by the same sex is far lower than that of heterosexuals.
In fact, apart from Ye Kaijing, none of the same sex had any thoughts about him beyond gender.
Qiao Annian signaled with his eyes that it's good for them to stay where they are, and they don't need to come over for the time being, he can handle it himself.
Qiao Annian tried his best to speak as sincerely as possible, so as not to sound hurtful, "I'm sorry. I didn't bring my phone today."
The boy opened his mouth slightly, his face full of disappointment.
But I should have heard it, the so-called not bringing the mobile phone was just an excuse.
If the other party is interested in him, even if he doesn't bring his mobile phone, he will leave his mobile phone number or WeChat ID.
"No, it's okay, I'm the one who said I was embarrassed. Very, very nice to meet you."
After speaking, the man ran away.
Before leaving, he stumbled over the bookcase.
Seeing the boy's out-of-control expression management, it probably hurt a lot, Qiao Annian wanted to go up and ask, thinking that this might make the other party more embarrassed, so he didn't go over.
Luo Jie, Qian Fei and the others, who were in no mood to take pictures at the moment, all walked towards Qiao Annian.
Just as Lin Lele opened her mouth, Qiao Annian interrupted, "We'll talk about it when we go back."
Lin Lele closed her mouth.
All right, then go back and talk.
Luo Jie and the others followed Qiao Annian back to their original seats.
Qiao Annian returned to his seat and saw that there was only one scoop of ice cream left in the child's cup. He was immediately surprised: "You're almost finished eating two scoops of ice cream? Are you eating too fast?" ? Didn’t I tell you not to eat too much at one time?”
Luo Jie opened the chair and sat down, disapprovingly said: "Damn! It's only two ice cream scoops. It's hot, what's wrong with the child eating two ice creams? Right? Xiaolou? Do you still want to eat? If you still want to eat, Brother Jie Please!"
Qiao Annian gave him a cold look: "I need one or two ice creams from you? He eats his stomach badly, so at night you make medicine, rub his stomach, and apply a hot water bottle, right?"
Luo Jie: "!!!"
Can't fucking do this?
It was okay when he was young, if he had a stomachache, his mother would hold him nervously and send him to the hospital immediately, and guard him all night without sleep. Now that he is older, if he tells his mother that eating bad stomach, diarrhea , His mother just threw him a box of montmorillonite and finished the job.Oh, at most, sometimes reward him with a bottle of probiotics to let him adjust his stomach often.
In short, the days when you would carry him to the hospital nervously because of his diarrhea, or watch over his bedside all night, are long gone.
Luo Jie immediately tactfully made a gesture of zipping his mouth, "Pretend I didn't say anything."
Woo woo woo.
Da Qiao was so fierce just now.
Qian Fei gloated: "Yes, you! Knowing that Xiao Lou is Da Qiao's rebel, you still play against him ignorantly. Hahaha."
Under the table, Luo Jie angrily kicked Qian Fei's calf.
"Hiss...Luo Xiaojie, are you looking for a fight?"
"Come on. Let's fight."
The two choked each other childishly.
Of course, it's not the kind of real pinch.
Lin Lele stared at the desserts on the table, almost drooling, and shouted to the two, "Stop the fight, stop the fight. What's the fight, isn't it good to eat?"
Luo Jie and Qian Fei looked at each other and hated each other, they all looked at each other, then snorted in unison, picked up the knife and fork... and started to eat!
Joannian: "..."
These big fools.
Joannian looked away from these idiots, took away the ice cream on the children's table, handed over his piece of mousse cake, and exchanged the fork in his hand with the spoon in the child's hand .
"I've tried this cake before, and it's not too sweet. You just drank a cup of iced milk tea before, and you eat so much ice cream, you're prone to stomach problems. Today's ice drink quota has been used up, so you can't drink any more ice today, Or eat ice, do you hear?"
Now, Qian Fei couldn't listen anymore, he subconsciously said: "Isn't it? Da Qiao, it's such a hot day..."
On such a hot day, it would be so uncomfortable if I could not eat ice today.
Qiao Annian's eyes flew over, and Qian Fei immediately changed his attitude: "Xiao Lou, you have to listen to Da Qiao. Da Qiao is doing it for your own good! It hurts to have a bad stomach, right?"
Lin Lele gave Qian Fei a thumbs up, which is very interesting!
Luo Jie is sorry.
Why doesn't he have the money to develop such sharp eyesight? !
On the issue of the small education building, it is absolutely impossible to sing against Da Qiao!
He Nanlou: "..."
...
"Big Joe, what's the matter with that boy? Why do I need WeChat with you? Do I want to pick you up?"
He couldn't stop Luo Jie's mouth even after eating, Qiao Annian was digging ice cream to eat, when he heard the second half of his sentence, the ice cream stuck in his throat.
"Cough cough cough!!!"
Qiao Annian choked on the ice cream in his throat.
He Nanlou gave him a tissue, and Qiao Annian waved his hand.
No need, the ice cream has already melted in his throat, freezing him to death.
He Nanlou poked a piece of cake for him, Qiao Annian swallowed a small mouthful, the cold feeling in his throat finally got better.
Qiao Annian hadn't fully recovered yet, but Qian Fei, Luo Jie, and Lin Lele started to chatter away.
Qian Fei: "Isn't that obvious? If it were you, why would you ask for a WeChat account with a girl you don't know? It must be when you are interested in her."
Luo Jie nodded: "I think so too, there must be something wrong with that man."
Lin Lele looked unhappy: "I saw that man's face turned red. If Da Qiao hadn't given us a wink and told us not to go there, I would have gone up and asked what was going on with that man! Our Da Qiao looks so GAY in GAY
angry? "
Joannian: "..."
Because of the angle and the obstruction, when Qiao Annian went to Lin Lele and the others just now, He Nanlou didn't see anyone else, let alone the so-called boy Lin Lele and the others were talking about.
From what Qian Fei and Luo Jie said to each other, He Nanlou roughly pieced together the outline of what happened.
It should be that a boy stopped Qiao Annian and asked him for WeChat ID.
He Nanlou put one hand on the back of the chair behind Qiao Annian, staring at the young man in front of him with his dark eyes: "Did you give it?"
"I...cough cough..."
Qiao Annian coughed a few times, but finally stopped coughing now.
Before Luo Jie and Qian Fei could understand what was given and not, they heard Qiao Annian say to the child, "No. I'm not interested in the same sex, and I don't want my response to cause any misunderstanding to the other party."
Luo Jie and Qian Fei: "Not interested in the same sex? I don't see you interested in women either!"
The voice and intonation are almost the same, almost synchronized!
The tacit understanding made the two reluctantly look at each other, okay, this time they don't look so hideous at each other.
Qiao Annian smiled: "Dear, I suggest you speak louder, so that everyone in the cafe can hear you."
Luo Jie and Qian Fei quickly lowered the volume.
Fortunately, the staff were operating the coffee machine just now, and the noise of the coffee machine prevented many people from hearing what they just said.
Because Lin Lele was still chewing on the cake, one side of his cheeks puffed up, his eyes widened, his eyes looked down all the way, and finally was blocked by the table in front of Qiao Annian, he leaned closer to his head, "Big Joe, should you will be……"
Seeing Lin Lele's expression, Qiao Annian knew that the rest of the sentence must not be a good one. He raised his hand, "Stop, don't ask, I don't want to hear it."
Ran and egg.
Lin Lele swallowed the cake, and "tenaciously" finished what he said just now: "Frigid - right?"
Qian Fei and Luo Jie looked at Qiao Annian together.
Qian Fei: "Big Joe..."
Qiao Annian said blankly, "No."
Qian Fei: "Oh."
Tsk, denying so quickly.
Isn't Da Qiao really frigid?
"Pip—Pip——Squad leader, squad leader..."
Xu Minglang went to bring coffee to Qiao Annian's table, but when he came back, he was stopped by the sneaky Luo Jie.
Xu Minglang approached with a little nervousness on his face: "What's wrong? Is the food not tasty?"
Luo Jie: "No, no, the food is delicious! Squad leader, let me ask you. I remember that during the military training, you and Da Qiao lived in the same dormitory, right?"
Xu Minglang didn't expect Luo Jie to ask about something so long ago, he nodded his head slowly and asked in confusion, "Well, what's wrong?"
Luo Jie hooked his fingers towards Xu Minglang, motioning Xu Minglang to get closer.
Xu Minglang's eyes were full of doubts, but he lowered his head even more cooperatively.
Luo Jie lowered the volume, and asked with a volume that only their table could hear: "Big Qiao, in your dormitory, did you ever fly a plane?"
Xu Minglang's face turned red instantly, he almost couldn't hold the tray in his hand, and stammered: "I, I don't know..."
One, generally, also, no one would choose to just be in the dormitory...
Qian Fei had a serious face: "Squad leader, think about it again! We now suspect that Da Qiao is... just not good enough. This kind of thing must be discovered and treated early."
Hearing this, Xu Minglang's eyes widened slightly.
What, what?
Big Joe he...
He Nanlou: "If you ask him, you might as well ask me. In the past few years, we have been sleeping together."
Luo Jie: "??? Sleeping together
What means?Xiaolou, don't tell me, you are already so old, and now you are still sharing the same bed with Da Qiao. "
Lin Lele: "It's not important, they are both men, what's wrong with sleeping together? Xiaolou, let me tell you, Brother Lele, Da Qiao is usually at home, um...that's what...you understand?"
Qiao Annian is an adult, so he won't get angry just because the children say some colorful topics.
"Okay, you guys. How big is Xiaolou? I guess he doesn't even say what you are talking about..."
"Duration, frequency, it doesn't matter."
Joannian: "???!!!"
Qian Fei: "Really or not? Xiaolou, don't fabricate facts just to save Da Qiao's face. Children must be realistic when speaking."
Luo Jie obviously didn't believe it too much, so he asked: "Then tell me, how many times a week, how long?"
Joan took the words young and understated: "Three to five times a week, about [-] minutes a time. I am ashamed of myself, I am ashamed of myself, are I humiliating myself?"
Luo Jie rolled his eyes, "Just blow it up, you."
Three to five times a week, [-] minutes a time, your hands are going to be callused, right?
"Oh, I see. It turns out that three to five times a week, and the frequency of thirty minutes a time is a bragging level for you."
After all, he looked down on Luo Jie and gave Luo Jie a contemptuous look, "Young man, that's all."
Luo Jie: "..."
Lin Lele and Qian Fei burst out laughing out loud, fearing to disturb others, so they quickly covered their mouths, holding back their laughter was very hard.
Luo Jie was about to be blown up.
"Small building."
Qiao Annian just called out the child's name, and behind the child, he spread out his palm and pressed it against his palm.
The corners of Joannian's lips curled up.
Luo Jie just wanted to run away on the spot!
Why didn't he and his brother have such a tacit understanding since they were young! ! !
fall!
...
University courses are much easier than high school.
Except for the first week of school, which was fresh and relatively exciting, Qiao Annian was not used to it in the following days, especially the month after school started.
There is no need for late self-study, no need to do exercises, memorize texts, and the time is no longer filled up by studies.
Later, I gradually adapted to the rhythm of the university.
Because although the university courses do not need to brush the questions, but they have a lot of professional knowledge points, they still need time to find professional materials to supplement, so as to fully digest and absorb the content of the teacher's lectures.
Together with her classmates, Qiao Annian was looking for information in the library and completing the group assignment assigned by the teacher.
The phone in my pocket vibrated.
It was a message from Yu Wenbo, the director of the photography agency.
Seeing the name on the note, Qiao Annian was somewhat embarrassed.
Since joining the club, Yu Wenbo had called him several times for meetings, but he couldn't go because he had to finish the project with the group.
Qiao Annian looked at the time on the phone.
Their group work is almost finished this time, if time permits this time, he'd better go there...
You can't join other people's clubs, but ask for leave every time to be absent.
Qiao Annian clicked on WeChat, a little surprised, this time Yu Wenbo didn't talk about a meeting.
Yu Wenbo: "Schoolmate! We are going to collect folk songs on Qingya Mountain this Saturday! Do you have time?!!!"
Cole Duck Star Eyes.GIF
Ever since he knew the other party's name, Qiao Annian changed the original "President of the Photography Club" note to the other party's name, otherwise the note would be a bit long, and sometimes it would be easy for him to take it as a group name.
cough.
Joannian: "..."
Some people have a little ability to express themselves.
For example, this classmate Yu Wenbo.
Even across the screen, you can easily feel the other party's enthusiasm through the exclamation mark he sent.
Qiao Annian: "Okay. If there's nothing special, I'll definitely go."
Donald Duck spinning in circles.GIF
Yu Wenbo: "Go!!! Junior!!! I told the girls in our club that I recruited a super handsome member this time, even more handsome than me! No one believes me! No, this You have to go this time!!!”
Canda duck please.GIF
Joannian: "..."
How many duck-related emoticons does this person have? ? ?
Qiao Annian: "Okay. I'll go. I can bring my friends there, right?"
Yu Wenbo: "Yes! You can bring as many as you want! But except for you, everyone else has to pay for their own expenses! We are a poor association with limited funds. TVT. Oh, yes, it is best to bring one Tent, it depends on the weather, if the weather permits, we should stay on the mountain overnight to see if we can take pictures of the sunrise."
Qiao Annian was slightly taken aback, do you want to spend the night on the mountain?
If you want to spend the night on the mountain, I don't know if Lele and the others have time.
Of course, if Lele and the others want to go with them, they will definitely not take up the club's funds.
Qiao Annian laughed, "Okay. I'll ask my friends first to see if they want to go."
Yu Wenbo: "Okay!!!"
Joannian: "..."
Qiao Annian had to sigh in his heart, this classmate Yu really likes to make exclamation marks.
...
The group work was not going very smoothly, and there was a data, no matter how they measured it, it was wrong.
Qiao Annian asked the other team members to go to lunch first, and he stayed in the library alone to think about it.
Some students asked with concern: "Let's go to eat first, how about you in Annian?"
Qiao Annian smiled: "I'll eat with my friends."
Hearing this, the other students were relieved.
"Then let's go eat first."
"it is good."
After saying goodbye to his classmates, Qiao Annian plunged into the test data again.
Ahhhhh!
Why is programming so difficult? ! ! !
and many more……
Programming... Xiaolou? ! ! !
Xiaolou will definitely do it! ! !
Why did he only remember now? ! ! !
Qiao Annian walked outside the library with his handbag in his hand, and called the kid.
Qiao Annian's original plan was to ask the child to show him remotely.
As a result, the internet speed of the old library was too slow, and after remote access, his hand got stuck and he couldn't move at all.
He Nanlou called Qiao Annian.
Joannian picked it up.
"Send me a location, I'll go find you."
Qiao Annian: "!!! No, no. It's not a particularly rushed homework. The teacher said it's handed in before school ends today..."
He Nanlou: "If there is a code in the middle, it is wrong. If you give you another month, the measured data will also be wrong."
Joannian: "!!!"
There was no other way. In the end, Qiao Annian had no choice but to agree to the child's visit.
"You don't want to take a taxi by yourself. You have to ask the driver to take you. When you get in the car, ask Uncle Qian to talk to me. I'm sure you're in Uncle Qian's car, so I can rest assured."
Five minutes later, He Nanlou called Qiao Annian, and the driver was there.
Only then did Qiao Annian feel relieved, and sent the child the location and the room number of the study room in the library where he was.
...
Qiao Annian tried to check by herself again
I checked the code and measured the data, but it was still wrong.
Seeing that twenty minutes had passed, but he was still not nervous at all, Qiao Annian simply put his hand aside.
After thinking about it, he picked up the phone on the table and planned to relax for a while.
Now is the right time to ask Lele if they have any other arrangements for this Saturday, and if they want to go collect folk songs with him.
Qiao Annian didn't find the group name of "A Group of Little Cuties", but when he clicked in, he saw - "A Group of Big Cuties"
Joannian: "..."
Who changed the group name?
According to this idea of naming, in the future, when these children enter middle age and old age, should this group of names have to be changed to "a group of old and cute"? ? ?
Then he might really quit the group!
Qiao Annian didn't really think about it, and finally clicked on the group profile picture.
Qiao Annian: "Do you have time this weekend? The photography club I join organizes photography this week, and I'm going to go for two days, Saturday and Sunday, and maybe camping on the mountain. If you are interested, you can go together."
Lin Lele: "What should I do if I'm swollen? This Saturday, the food club I participated in organizes a shop visit. TVT. I really want to go... If only I could transform."
Luo Jie: "My parents are coming home this weekend! The world is touched! They finally remembered that they still have a son who is waiting to be fed!!!"
Qian Fei: "??? Don't you have two sons??? Why do uncles and aunts only think of one?"
Luo Jie: "Luo Chu is already an adult, OK? Adults should learn to be self-reliant and self-improving!
Luo Chu: "Don't ask me for lucky money during the Chinese New Year this year."
Luo Jie's birthday falls at the end of November, and after November, he will be eighteen years old.
Luo Jie: "Rare! My brother Zehan will give it to me. Right @泽晗哥."
Lu Zehan: "Yes. As long as Xiaojie is not married for a day, he is still a child."
Luo Jie: "Woooooo!! Brother Zehan, I fall in love with you!!!"
Luo Chu: "Get out."
Qiao Annian originally thought that this group of children would be very interested in activities like camping, and there was a high probability that everyone would go together. He was still thinking that it would be better for everyone to bring a few tents there.
It is not necessary for everyone to bring it, because it is quite tiring to climb the mountain with camping equipment on your back.
Unexpectedly, everyone has something to do this week, and it seems that they can't go.
Yu Zihang: "Are you going to camp in the mountains? I really want to go."
Qian Fei: "It's not far away, why don't you just drive back?"
Yu Zihang: "I made an appointment with my classmates and Ruoyi to go to the planetarium on Banxia Island on the weekend."
Jiang Ruoyi: "Qian Fei, aren't you also in Jiangcheng? Why don't you go?"
Qian Fei: "Hey, I have a date."
Lin Lele: "???!!"
Luo Jie: "Fuck! What's going on??"
Qian Fei: "Just...my high school classmate. Next time I have a chance, I will introduce you to..."
Qiao Annian looked surprised.
Did Qian Fei have a girlfriend?
When I came to his school last time, I hadn't heard Qian Fei mention it...
It seems that since everyone went to college, their lives should be quite rich.
In the past, everyone was in the same school, or even in the same class, and their circles overlapped.
Therefore, no matter who shouts in the group, asks if there is time, where to go to play, will get a positive response.
In the future, when these children start to look for jobs, or take over the family's company or business, and each has their own life, the number of times they can make appointments together should only become less and less.
Cheng Yunxi: "I'm fine this weekend."
Qiao Annian: "Then do you want to participate in our club's activities this weekend?"
Cheng Yunxi: "Yes. Do I need to bring my own camping
tent? "
Qiao Annian: "Bring your own tent, in case there aren't enough tents. I'll bring the rest."
Cheng Yunxi: "No, just tell me what you need to prepare."
Qian Fei: "Then what... I'm sorry to interrupt you. How about... You two have a private chat?"
Luo Jie: "!!! You say you, why are you bothering the two of them?!!!"
Qiao Annian: "...Don't make trouble."
Sure enough, as soon as Qiao Annian said this, Qian Fei and Luo Jie stopped.
I guess I remembered what Qiao Annian said before, don't make fun of him with Cheng Yunxi, as if he doesn't respect girls.
Cheng Yunxi: "What should I bring?"
I didn't notice that this time it wasn't a group message, but Cheng Yunxi poked him privately. Just as Qiao Annian was about to reply, a chicken leg and egg sandwich and a cup of hot milk were placed on his desk.
Holding the phone in his hand, Qiao Annian raised his head.
He looked at the child, then at the sandwich on his desk, and asked uncertainly, "Specially... for me??"
Will his good cub be too amazing?Know he hasn't had lunch yet?
He Nanlou sat down next to Qiao Annian, "You want me to tear open the wrapping of the sandwich for you?"
Qiao Annian smiled and said, "Okay."
He Nanlou glanced at him and picked up the egg sandwich on the table.
Qiao Annian was stunned, he didn't expect the child to be so obedient.He quickly said, "I'm just kidding..."
He Nanlou handed the sandwich to his mouth, "Open your mouth."
Hearing that a boy asked him for wechat, Qiao Annian subconsciously turned his head and looked back, wondering if there was a girl standing behind him, and the boy was asking for wechat with the girl behind him.
no one.
There was no one behind him except two little girls flipping through books in front of the bookshelf with their backs turned to him.
So, is the boy in front of him really asking for WeChat?
Qiao Annian's mood suddenly became a little delicate.
If there is any obvious difference between college and high school, it is probably that in college, whether it is liking someone or falling in love itself, it is no longer a secretive thing.
For Qiao Annian, the most intuitive experience was that during the period from military training to the official start of school, he was asked for WeChat a lot more times than when he was in high school.
It can be seen that although the boys have tried their best to make themselves look more natural.
It's just that whether it's the slightly tightly pursed lips or the unconsciously clenched hands, they all reveal that the other party's mood at this time is not as relaxed as he appears on the surface.
It must have mustered up the courage, right?
Maybe even the timing of asking for WeChat was deliberately chosen, deliberately chosen when he was the only one.
Lele and the others have already looked towards him, their faces are not very good, probably some of them heard what the boy said just now, and their eyes are asking him if they want to help.
Maybe it was caused by Ye Kaijing's incident.
In the three years of high school, basically as long as boys appear in front of him more frequently, these three will be extremely vigilant.
But in fact, homosexuals themselves are a relatively small group, and the probability of being liked or even confessed by the same sex is far lower than that of heterosexuals.
In fact, apart from Ye Kaijing, none of the same sex had any thoughts about him beyond gender.
Qiao Annian signaled with his eyes that it's good for them to stay where they are, and they don't need to come over for the time being, he can handle it himself.
Qiao Annian tried his best to speak as sincerely as possible, so as not to sound hurtful, "I'm sorry. I didn't bring my phone today."
The boy opened his mouth slightly, his face full of disappointment.
But I should have heard it, the so-called not bringing the mobile phone was just an excuse.
If the other party is interested in him, even if he doesn't bring his mobile phone, he will leave his mobile phone number or WeChat ID.
"No, it's okay, I'm the one who said I was embarrassed. Very, very nice to meet you."
After speaking, the man ran away.
Before leaving, he stumbled over the bookcase.
Seeing the boy's out-of-control expression management, it probably hurt a lot, Qiao Annian wanted to go up and ask, thinking that this might make the other party more embarrassed, so he didn't go over.
Luo Jie, Qian Fei and the others, who were in no mood to take pictures at the moment, all walked towards Qiao Annian.
Just as Lin Lele opened her mouth, Qiao Annian interrupted, "We'll talk about it when we go back."
Lin Lele closed her mouth.
All right, then go back and talk.
Luo Jie and the others followed Qiao Annian back to their original seats.
Qiao Annian returned to his seat and saw that there was only one scoop of ice cream left in the child's cup. He was immediately surprised: "You're almost finished eating two scoops of ice cream? Are you eating too fast?" ? Didn’t I tell you not to eat too much at one time?”
Luo Jie opened the chair and sat down, disapprovingly said: "Damn! It's only two ice cream scoops. It's hot, what's wrong with the child eating two ice creams? Right? Xiaolou? Do you still want to eat? If you still want to eat, Brother Jie Please!"
Qiao Annian gave him a cold look: "I need one or two ice creams from you? He eats his stomach badly, so at night you make medicine, rub his stomach, and apply a hot water bottle, right?"
Luo Jie: "!!!"
Can't fucking do this?
It was okay when he was young, if he had a stomachache, his mother would hold him nervously and send him to the hospital immediately, and guard him all night without sleep. Now that he is older, if he tells his mother that eating bad stomach, diarrhea , His mother just threw him a box of montmorillonite and finished the job.Oh, at most, sometimes reward him with a bottle of probiotics to let him adjust his stomach often.
In short, the days when you would carry him to the hospital nervously because of his diarrhea, or watch over his bedside all night, are long gone.
Luo Jie immediately tactfully made a gesture of zipping his mouth, "Pretend I didn't say anything."
Woo woo woo.
Da Qiao was so fierce just now.
Qian Fei gloated: "Yes, you! Knowing that Xiao Lou is Da Qiao's rebel, you still play against him ignorantly. Hahaha."
Under the table, Luo Jie angrily kicked Qian Fei's calf.
"Hiss...Luo Xiaojie, are you looking for a fight?"
"Come on. Let's fight."
The two choked each other childishly.
Of course, it's not the kind of real pinch.
Lin Lele stared at the desserts on the table, almost drooling, and shouted to the two, "Stop the fight, stop the fight. What's the fight, isn't it good to eat?"
Luo Jie and Qian Fei looked at each other and hated each other, they all looked at each other, then snorted in unison, picked up the knife and fork... and started to eat!
Joannian: "..."
These big fools.
Joannian looked away from these idiots, took away the ice cream on the children's table, handed over his piece of mousse cake, and exchanged the fork in his hand with the spoon in the child's hand .
"I've tried this cake before, and it's not too sweet. You just drank a cup of iced milk tea before, and you eat so much ice cream, you're prone to stomach problems. Today's ice drink quota has been used up, so you can't drink any more ice today, Or eat ice, do you hear?"
Now, Qian Fei couldn't listen anymore, he subconsciously said: "Isn't it? Da Qiao, it's such a hot day..."
On such a hot day, it would be so uncomfortable if I could not eat ice today.
Qiao Annian's eyes flew over, and Qian Fei immediately changed his attitude: "Xiao Lou, you have to listen to Da Qiao. Da Qiao is doing it for your own good! It hurts to have a bad stomach, right?"
Lin Lele gave Qian Fei a thumbs up, which is very interesting!
Luo Jie is sorry.
Why doesn't he have the money to develop such sharp eyesight? !
On the issue of the small education building, it is absolutely impossible to sing against Da Qiao!
He Nanlou: "..."
...
"Big Joe, what's the matter with that boy? Why do I need WeChat with you? Do I want to pick you up?"
He couldn't stop Luo Jie's mouth even after eating, Qiao Annian was digging ice cream to eat, when he heard the second half of his sentence, the ice cream stuck in his throat.
"Cough cough cough!!!"
Qiao Annian choked on the ice cream in his throat.
He Nanlou gave him a tissue, and Qiao Annian waved his hand.
No need, the ice cream has already melted in his throat, freezing him to death.
He Nanlou poked a piece of cake for him, Qiao Annian swallowed a small mouthful, the cold feeling in his throat finally got better.
Qiao Annian hadn't fully recovered yet, but Qian Fei, Luo Jie, and Lin Lele started to chatter away.
Qian Fei: "Isn't that obvious? If it were you, why would you ask for a WeChat account with a girl you don't know? It must be when you are interested in her."
Luo Jie nodded: "I think so too, there must be something wrong with that man."
Lin Lele looked unhappy: "I saw that man's face turned red. If Da Qiao hadn't given us a wink and told us not to go there, I would have gone up and asked what was going on with that man! Our Da Qiao looks so GAY in GAY
angry? "
Joannian: "..."
Because of the angle and the obstruction, when Qiao Annian went to Lin Lele and the others just now, He Nanlou didn't see anyone else, let alone the so-called boy Lin Lele and the others were talking about.
From what Qian Fei and Luo Jie said to each other, He Nanlou roughly pieced together the outline of what happened.
It should be that a boy stopped Qiao Annian and asked him for WeChat ID.
He Nanlou put one hand on the back of the chair behind Qiao Annian, staring at the young man in front of him with his dark eyes: "Did you give it?"
"I...cough cough..."
Qiao Annian coughed a few times, but finally stopped coughing now.
Before Luo Jie and Qian Fei could understand what was given and not, they heard Qiao Annian say to the child, "No. I'm not interested in the same sex, and I don't want my response to cause any misunderstanding to the other party."
Luo Jie and Qian Fei: "Not interested in the same sex? I don't see you interested in women either!"
The voice and intonation are almost the same, almost synchronized!
The tacit understanding made the two reluctantly look at each other, okay, this time they don't look so hideous at each other.
Qiao Annian smiled: "Dear, I suggest you speak louder, so that everyone in the cafe can hear you."
Luo Jie and Qian Fei quickly lowered the volume.
Fortunately, the staff were operating the coffee machine just now, and the noise of the coffee machine prevented many people from hearing what they just said.
Because Lin Lele was still chewing on the cake, one side of his cheeks puffed up, his eyes widened, his eyes looked down all the way, and finally was blocked by the table in front of Qiao Annian, he leaned closer to his head, "Big Joe, should you will be……"
Seeing Lin Lele's expression, Qiao Annian knew that the rest of the sentence must not be a good one. He raised his hand, "Stop, don't ask, I don't want to hear it."
Ran and egg.
Lin Lele swallowed the cake, and "tenaciously" finished what he said just now: "Frigid - right?"
Qian Fei and Luo Jie looked at Qiao Annian together.
Qian Fei: "Big Joe..."
Qiao Annian said blankly, "No."
Qian Fei: "Oh."
Tsk, denying so quickly.
Isn't Da Qiao really frigid?
"Pip—Pip——Squad leader, squad leader..."
Xu Minglang went to bring coffee to Qiao Annian's table, but when he came back, he was stopped by the sneaky Luo Jie.
Xu Minglang approached with a little nervousness on his face: "What's wrong? Is the food not tasty?"
Luo Jie: "No, no, the food is delicious! Squad leader, let me ask you. I remember that during the military training, you and Da Qiao lived in the same dormitory, right?"
Xu Minglang didn't expect Luo Jie to ask about something so long ago, he nodded his head slowly and asked in confusion, "Well, what's wrong?"
Luo Jie hooked his fingers towards Xu Minglang, motioning Xu Minglang to get closer.
Xu Minglang's eyes were full of doubts, but he lowered his head even more cooperatively.
Luo Jie lowered the volume, and asked with a volume that only their table could hear: "Big Qiao, in your dormitory, did you ever fly a plane?"
Xu Minglang's face turned red instantly, he almost couldn't hold the tray in his hand, and stammered: "I, I don't know..."
One, generally, also, no one would choose to just be in the dormitory...
Qian Fei had a serious face: "Squad leader, think about it again! We now suspect that Da Qiao is... just not good enough. This kind of thing must be discovered and treated early."
Hearing this, Xu Minglang's eyes widened slightly.
What, what?
Big Joe he...
He Nanlou: "If you ask him, you might as well ask me. In the past few years, we have been sleeping together."
Luo Jie: "??? Sleeping together
What means?Xiaolou, don't tell me, you are already so old, and now you are still sharing the same bed with Da Qiao. "
Lin Lele: "It's not important, they are both men, what's wrong with sleeping together? Xiaolou, let me tell you, Brother Lele, Da Qiao is usually at home, um...that's what...you understand?"
Qiao Annian is an adult, so he won't get angry just because the children say some colorful topics.
"Okay, you guys. How big is Xiaolou? I guess he doesn't even say what you are talking about..."
"Duration, frequency, it doesn't matter."
Joannian: "???!!!"
Qian Fei: "Really or not? Xiaolou, don't fabricate facts just to save Da Qiao's face. Children must be realistic when speaking."
Luo Jie obviously didn't believe it too much, so he asked: "Then tell me, how many times a week, how long?"
Joan took the words young and understated: "Three to five times a week, about [-] minutes a time. I am ashamed of myself, I am ashamed of myself, are I humiliating myself?"
Luo Jie rolled his eyes, "Just blow it up, you."
Three to five times a week, [-] minutes a time, your hands are going to be callused, right?
"Oh, I see. It turns out that three to five times a week, and the frequency of thirty minutes a time is a bragging level for you."
After all, he looked down on Luo Jie and gave Luo Jie a contemptuous look, "Young man, that's all."
Luo Jie: "..."
Lin Lele and Qian Fei burst out laughing out loud, fearing to disturb others, so they quickly covered their mouths, holding back their laughter was very hard.
Luo Jie was about to be blown up.
"Small building."
Qiao Annian just called out the child's name, and behind the child, he spread out his palm and pressed it against his palm.
The corners of Joannian's lips curled up.
Luo Jie just wanted to run away on the spot!
Why didn't he and his brother have such a tacit understanding since they were young! ! !
fall!
...
University courses are much easier than high school.
Except for the first week of school, which was fresh and relatively exciting, Qiao Annian was not used to it in the following days, especially the month after school started.
There is no need for late self-study, no need to do exercises, memorize texts, and the time is no longer filled up by studies.
Later, I gradually adapted to the rhythm of the university.
Because although the university courses do not need to brush the questions, but they have a lot of professional knowledge points, they still need time to find professional materials to supplement, so as to fully digest and absorb the content of the teacher's lectures.
Together with her classmates, Qiao Annian was looking for information in the library and completing the group assignment assigned by the teacher.
The phone in my pocket vibrated.
It was a message from Yu Wenbo, the director of the photography agency.
Seeing the name on the note, Qiao Annian was somewhat embarrassed.
Since joining the club, Yu Wenbo had called him several times for meetings, but he couldn't go because he had to finish the project with the group.
Qiao Annian looked at the time on the phone.
Their group work is almost finished this time, if time permits this time, he'd better go there...
You can't join other people's clubs, but ask for leave every time to be absent.
Qiao Annian clicked on WeChat, a little surprised, this time Yu Wenbo didn't talk about a meeting.
Yu Wenbo: "Schoolmate! We are going to collect folk songs on Qingya Mountain this Saturday! Do you have time?!!!"
Cole Duck Star Eyes.GIF
Ever since he knew the other party's name, Qiao Annian changed the original "President of the Photography Club" note to the other party's name, otherwise the note would be a bit long, and sometimes it would be easy for him to take it as a group name.
cough.
Joannian: "..."
Some people have a little ability to express themselves.
For example, this classmate Yu Wenbo.
Even across the screen, you can easily feel the other party's enthusiasm through the exclamation mark he sent.
Qiao Annian: "Okay. If there's nothing special, I'll definitely go."
Donald Duck spinning in circles.GIF
Yu Wenbo: "Go!!! Junior!!! I told the girls in our club that I recruited a super handsome member this time, even more handsome than me! No one believes me! No, this You have to go this time!!!”
Canda duck please.GIF
Joannian: "..."
How many duck-related emoticons does this person have? ? ?
Qiao Annian: "Okay. I'll go. I can bring my friends there, right?"
Yu Wenbo: "Yes! You can bring as many as you want! But except for you, everyone else has to pay for their own expenses! We are a poor association with limited funds. TVT. Oh, yes, it is best to bring one Tent, it depends on the weather, if the weather permits, we should stay on the mountain overnight to see if we can take pictures of the sunrise."
Qiao Annian was slightly taken aback, do you want to spend the night on the mountain?
If you want to spend the night on the mountain, I don't know if Lele and the others have time.
Of course, if Lele and the others want to go with them, they will definitely not take up the club's funds.
Qiao Annian laughed, "Okay. I'll ask my friends first to see if they want to go."
Yu Wenbo: "Okay!!!"
Joannian: "..."
Qiao Annian had to sigh in his heart, this classmate Yu really likes to make exclamation marks.
...
The group work was not going very smoothly, and there was a data, no matter how they measured it, it was wrong.
Qiao Annian asked the other team members to go to lunch first, and he stayed in the library alone to think about it.
Some students asked with concern: "Let's go to eat first, how about you in Annian?"
Qiao Annian smiled: "I'll eat with my friends."
Hearing this, the other students were relieved.
"Then let's go eat first."
"it is good."
After saying goodbye to his classmates, Qiao Annian plunged into the test data again.
Ahhhhh!
Why is programming so difficult? ! ! !
and many more……
Programming... Xiaolou? ! ! !
Xiaolou will definitely do it! ! !
Why did he only remember now? ! ! !
Qiao Annian walked outside the library with his handbag in his hand, and called the kid.
Qiao Annian's original plan was to ask the child to show him remotely.
As a result, the internet speed of the old library was too slow, and after remote access, his hand got stuck and he couldn't move at all.
He Nanlou called Qiao Annian.
Joannian picked it up.
"Send me a location, I'll go find you."
Qiao Annian: "!!! No, no. It's not a particularly rushed homework. The teacher said it's handed in before school ends today..."
He Nanlou: "If there is a code in the middle, it is wrong. If you give you another month, the measured data will also be wrong."
Joannian: "!!!"
There was no other way. In the end, Qiao Annian had no choice but to agree to the child's visit.
"You don't want to take a taxi by yourself. You have to ask the driver to take you. When you get in the car, ask Uncle Qian to talk to me. I'm sure you're in Uncle Qian's car, so I can rest assured."
Five minutes later, He Nanlou called Qiao Annian, and the driver was there.
Only then did Qiao Annian feel relieved, and sent the child the location and the room number of the study room in the library where he was.
...
Qiao Annian tried to check by herself again
I checked the code and measured the data, but it was still wrong.
Seeing that twenty minutes had passed, but he was still not nervous at all, Qiao Annian simply put his hand aside.
After thinking about it, he picked up the phone on the table and planned to relax for a while.
Now is the right time to ask Lele if they have any other arrangements for this Saturday, and if they want to go collect folk songs with him.
Qiao Annian didn't find the group name of "A Group of Little Cuties", but when he clicked in, he saw - "A Group of Big Cuties"
Joannian: "..."
Who changed the group name?
According to this idea of naming, in the future, when these children enter middle age and old age, should this group of names have to be changed to "a group of old and cute"? ? ?
Then he might really quit the group!
Qiao Annian didn't really think about it, and finally clicked on the group profile picture.
Qiao Annian: "Do you have time this weekend? The photography club I join organizes photography this week, and I'm going to go for two days, Saturday and Sunday, and maybe camping on the mountain. If you are interested, you can go together."
Lin Lele: "What should I do if I'm swollen? This Saturday, the food club I participated in organizes a shop visit. TVT. I really want to go... If only I could transform."
Luo Jie: "My parents are coming home this weekend! The world is touched! They finally remembered that they still have a son who is waiting to be fed!!!"
Qian Fei: "??? Don't you have two sons??? Why do uncles and aunts only think of one?"
Luo Jie: "Luo Chu is already an adult, OK? Adults should learn to be self-reliant and self-improving!
Luo Chu: "Don't ask me for lucky money during the Chinese New Year this year."
Luo Jie's birthday falls at the end of November, and after November, he will be eighteen years old.
Luo Jie: "Rare! My brother Zehan will give it to me. Right @泽晗哥."
Lu Zehan: "Yes. As long as Xiaojie is not married for a day, he is still a child."
Luo Jie: "Woooooo!! Brother Zehan, I fall in love with you!!!"
Luo Chu: "Get out."
Qiao Annian originally thought that this group of children would be very interested in activities like camping, and there was a high probability that everyone would go together. He was still thinking that it would be better for everyone to bring a few tents there.
It is not necessary for everyone to bring it, because it is quite tiring to climb the mountain with camping equipment on your back.
Unexpectedly, everyone has something to do this week, and it seems that they can't go.
Yu Zihang: "Are you going to camp in the mountains? I really want to go."
Qian Fei: "It's not far away, why don't you just drive back?"
Yu Zihang: "I made an appointment with my classmates and Ruoyi to go to the planetarium on Banxia Island on the weekend."
Jiang Ruoyi: "Qian Fei, aren't you also in Jiangcheng? Why don't you go?"
Qian Fei: "Hey, I have a date."
Lin Lele: "???!!"
Luo Jie: "Fuck! What's going on??"
Qian Fei: "Just...my high school classmate. Next time I have a chance, I will introduce you to..."
Qiao Annian looked surprised.
Did Qian Fei have a girlfriend?
When I came to his school last time, I hadn't heard Qian Fei mention it...
It seems that since everyone went to college, their lives should be quite rich.
In the past, everyone was in the same school, or even in the same class, and their circles overlapped.
Therefore, no matter who shouts in the group, asks if there is time, where to go to play, will get a positive response.
In the future, when these children start to look for jobs, or take over the family's company or business, and each has their own life, the number of times they can make appointments together should only become less and less.
Cheng Yunxi: "I'm fine this weekend."
Qiao Annian: "Then do you want to participate in our club's activities this weekend?"
Cheng Yunxi: "Yes. Do I need to bring my own camping
tent? "
Qiao Annian: "Bring your own tent, in case there aren't enough tents. I'll bring the rest."
Cheng Yunxi: "No, just tell me what you need to prepare."
Qian Fei: "Then what... I'm sorry to interrupt you. How about... You two have a private chat?"
Luo Jie: "!!! You say you, why are you bothering the two of them?!!!"
Qiao Annian: "...Don't make trouble."
Sure enough, as soon as Qiao Annian said this, Qian Fei and Luo Jie stopped.
I guess I remembered what Qiao Annian said before, don't make fun of him with Cheng Yunxi, as if he doesn't respect girls.
Cheng Yunxi: "What should I bring?"
I didn't notice that this time it wasn't a group message, but Cheng Yunxi poked him privately. Just as Qiao Annian was about to reply, a chicken leg and egg sandwich and a cup of hot milk were placed on his desk.
Holding the phone in his hand, Qiao Annian raised his head.
He looked at the child, then at the sandwich on his desk, and asked uncertainly, "Specially... for me??"
Will his good cub be too amazing?Know he hasn't had lunch yet?
He Nanlou sat down next to Qiao Annian, "You want me to tear open the wrapping of the sandwich for you?"
Qiao Annian smiled and said, "Okay."
He Nanlou glanced at him and picked up the egg sandwich on the table.
Qiao Annian was stunned, he didn't expect the child to be so obedient.He quickly said, "I'm just kidding..."
He Nanlou handed the sandwich to his mouth, "Open your mouth."
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