Personality is secondary disease

Want to know what it's like to be a mom?

Bahua feels that now she can share with you her unforgettable feeling of being a mother.

After the instigator of the incident, Doraemon, quickly dismissed the blame and walked away, out of helplessness, Bahuasi thought that he could only temporarily take the five-year-old "Little Bohao" classmate back to the dormitory to settle down.

Figure out the rest.

Since he has never been in contact with a "bear child" who is about five years old, Bahua doesn't know how strong the opponent's attack and destructive power is.I have always subconsciously thought that children are easy to coax.

But in less than 5 minutes after the incident happened, she had already refreshed the naive preconceived notions in her heart.

"Student Bakugou, let me go first, and then let's go back to the dormitory, shall we?" Bahua tried to maintain a friendly and amiable tone, trying to persuade the student Bakugou who was hanging on her to retreat by herself.

But obviously, it's of no use.

The classmate "Xiao Baohao" just raised his eyes and blinked his pair of eyes that had withdrawn from the ferocious aura, and the red pupils hanging from the tail of the eyes glanced at the eight flowers, and then snorted in the kind of arrogant tone unique to children, " don't want."

The refusal was a bit sudden and straightforward, so that Bahua didn't remember what to say next.

There was silence in the air for two seconds.

"...?" Bahua looked sideways at the classmate Baohao who seemed to be dragged away by the second uncle, and the key point was still sticking to her arm like brown sugar, and his eyes were full of puzzlement.

"Then what are you doing?"

"Don't do it." Still in that arrogant tone, Classmate Baohao raised his face, looking like he was refusing to communicate.

Take a deep breath, take a deep breath.Bahua kept telling herself in her heart to remain rational.

"……??Why?"

"Because you will leave me and run away." Saying this, he tightened his hand again.

"Do I look like that kind of person?" I am obviously an honest and trustworthy motherland flower!

"picture."

This answer without the slightest hesitation made Bahua frowned, when did he establish such a bad faith image?

"Why do you think so? I am a very responsible person!"

Suppressing the old blood in his heart, Bahua tried to teach a child to eat indiscriminately and not to talk indiscriminately through pale words.

"Because it is said in TV dramas that beautiful aunts like to leave others behind and run away. And you happen to be very beautiful, auntie. So, you will definitely run away!"

As soon as these words came out, Baohao, whose IQ was only five years old, completely refreshed Bahua's understanding of children.

There was another two seconds of silence in the air.

Then, Eight Flowers quickly and belatedly got the key words.

Huh, auntie? !What the hell?

Five years old, tell me what the hell TV show you watched?

The color of the porcelain white face changed a few times, as if it had been splashed with paint.

She is obviously only 15 years old?Obviously it's just a child, right?

A smoldering fire was burning in his stomach, and his breathing couldn't help but become heavy.

It took a lot of effort for Bahua to suppress his urge to push him to the ground and smash him with a hammer.

Aunt? !

You are the aunt!

In the end, rationality prevailed over impulse. Although she was very angry, she could only keep smiling.

As a high school student who can think independently, she doesn't want to argue with an elementary school student who makes trouble for no reason!

After dragging this tall, long-legged boy who looked like a big moving furnace out for a while, Bahua felt that it was unbearably hot.

My whole body is hot, especially my face.

Those unexplained or ambiguous or surprised gazes from passing classmates made Bahualian feel ashamed.

She tried to pull her arm, but in the end all she got was that he hugged him harder.

"Student Baohao, can you let me go? A man needs to walk well by himself!!" She said this sentence almost with gnashed teeth.

But our classmate Baohao rejected her in a serious manner, and the reason was very unassailable, "I'm not a man yet! I'm only five years old, so I can be regarded as a young man at best."

Well done, what you say is what you say.

Bahua wondered if she owed him in her previous life, and she would suffer like this in this life.

Being abused by a 16-year-old Bakugo on the training ground, and being tortured by a five-year-old Xiao Bakuhao here.

tired.

Very special.

"I'm tired, hug me."

After walking for a while, the mighty little devil stopped in his tracks, frowned, and spoke again with a displeased expression on his mouth.

Can you imagine that situation?

It is the kind of big boy who is 1.8 meters pulls your arm and shakes it a few times like a baby, and then looks at you in an almost coquettish tone, and tells you that he is tired and wants you to hug him Walk.

Bahua was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the young man who was a head taller than her in front of her, and thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in her heart.

"Big brother? Are you kidding me?" Bahua twitched the corners of her twitching lips, and looked up at the student dormitory about 100 meters away.

"I want to hug." As he said this, Bakugou had already let go of Bahua's arm and wrapped it around her waist, with a posture that I won't let go unless you hug me.

The five-year-old Baohao, with his 16-year-old tall body, imprisoned Bahua between his arms, and Bahua could not break free or escape.

Now, she has begun to deeply doubt that Doraemon's IQ hammer, whether it's the IQ or the character that the fuck changed.

She didn't believe that the five-year-old classmate Baohao would be such a clingy little boy who wanted to be hugged.

According to the setting, shouldn't Bakugo have the kind of competitive and independent personality from childhood to adulthood?So who is this clingy and delicate kid?

"Hey, Auntie, are you hurt?" Bahua was thinking of excuses with a look of lovelessness, when the person holding her suddenly asked again.

Because the two of them were so close, all of Bakugo's breath fell on Bahua's neck, making her feel hot and itchy but unable to avoid it.

"Huh? No? Why do you say that?" She lifted her eyelids weakly and looked at Baohao, her little patience was almost exhausted.

"Then...why are you swollen here?" Xiao Baohao said while poking the bulge on Bahua's chest with his finger.

Soft, seems to have a very elastic look.

Xiao Baohao blinked a pair of naive eyes and looked at the strange place that looked different from him, with a look of inquisitive curiosity.

The strange touch quickly spread to all limbs and bones through the nerves, and Bahua's body froze for a moment.

It was as if a bomb was lit in his dull head, and his porcelain-white face was instantly reddened. From the tips of his ears to the base of his neck, the eight flowers looked like "acquaintances" who had been fished out of a sauna. , glowing red.

For the first time in 15 years!Bahua was attacked. His chest was attacked! ! !

And still in such a weird state, facing a boy with a 16-year-old body but only a five-year-old soul.

Said that he was simply ignorant of the world, but looking at this familiar face, Bahua couldn't do it.

To say that he did it on purpose, but it seems that people really just don't know what it is.

No matter what the situation is now, Bahua feels unprecedented shame.

There was a rumble in his head, as if he had poked some strange button.

Just when the curious baby Baohao stretched out his hand and tried to pinch it again, Bahua, who suddenly came back to his senses, pinched the restless hand.

What followed was a huge skull collapse!

Before the classmate Baohao who had his head collapsed all of a sudden raised his hand to touch his painful forehead in aggrieved manner, he found that his two hands had been tied up by Bahua with a tie.

"Injured? Swollen? Hehe," Bahua tightened the tie tied on Baohao's hand with a smirk, "Now, your Bahua sister, I will let you experience whether I am injured or not."

After tying it up, Bahua pulled the other end of the tie, stood in front of him with his hips akimbo, with his face upturned, with a fierce look on his face, "Can you poke a girl's chest casually? A child like you Is it leather? If you don’t want to show your color, I, Baoduo Bahua, will change my surname to Baohao today!”

"If you want to change it, you can change it! Why are you hitting me on the forehead? Why are you bullying me and tying me up?" The five-year-old Bakugo stood against his 16-year-old skin, with an aggrieved face, red eyes, and tears in his eyes in circles.

Look, if you dare to refute, I will cry for you.

Labor and capital began to cry, but it was someone All Might didn't even know!

help!Baoduo Bahua is looking for help online!

How on earth should she deal with such a brat? ?