"……so boring."

At night, I lay on the floor, holding the little bear in my hand, and expressed the above emotions.

An hour ago, Mikey tried unsuccessfully to put me to sleep with a yo-yo, and he fell asleep.

And I was full of energy playing with the cat teaser he asked Jiujing to buy.

I guess none of these three have ever been in a relationship, otherwise they wouldn't be coaxing girls with teasing cats.

Mikey was in a deep sleep, frowning slightly, holding a pink bear in his hand, which reminded me of him holding my skirt when he dozed off yesterday.

He seems to have this habit of holding something in his hand when he sleeps.

Just as I was about to stick the cat teaser up Mikey's nostrils, the outside door slammed.

I quickly closed my eyes and leaned on his lap to pretend to sleep.

Santu's voice came from outside the door: "Mikey, it's time, it's time to go."

Mikey's legs moved and he woke up.

"Oh." He yawned and called me softly, "Youzubao?"

When I got no response, Mikey let out a sigh of relief.

He gently pushed me aside, then got up and walked out the door.

"What if she wakes up?" Jiujing outside asked in a low voice.

"Let her go." Santu said impatiently, "It's impossible to bring trouble to the assembly."

"If Mikey can't be found, Fuyuzu will make trouble," Jiujing felt a headache, "by then she will run around..."

After a while, Mikey's voice sounded: "Santu, lock the room."

So, I was locked in the room like this.

Mikey’s bedroom has a separate toilet, and the table is no longer as clean as it used to be. There is only a remote control, two open bottles of strawberry-flavored soda, a box of animal-patterned steamed buns, and a bag of Jinping candy.

The more you look at it, the more you seem to have raised me as a child.

I couldn't help being a little curious about their actions. I just picked up my mobile phone to search for information about the Kanto Manhui, but stopped.

……never mind.

It's only a month, and you can't really interfere in other people's lives.

I changed my mind and lay back on the floor, playing with a bunch of toys that Mikey had left me.

The more you play, the more boring you get.

--I!want!out!go!wave!

The ability to break in and out, calling someone from the Wakamiya family to come and get me seems like a fuss, and finally I slowly looked at the window.

Climbing windows is my unique secret skill.

Even if one foot is hurt, it can't stop my heart that is eager to climb.

But my clothes were in the bathroom, and I was wearing Mikey's T-shirt and shorts, and it was unseemly to go straight out.

After thinking about it, I looked through Mikey's closet and found a black special attack suit.

I remember Mikey's special attack suit is white now.

Out of curiosity, I took off the special attack suit.

"Tokyo Swastika Club?" Wait, what did I see?The special attack uniform actually had the words [Captain of the First Division] on it.

Mikey was actually the captain in the last team!

He's out!

This discovery made me ecstatic, like picking up a dirt egg on the side of the road and washing it at home to find it was a silver egg.

I couldn't wait to put on the special attack suit, and then I calmed down.

The trouser legs are too long, and the owner's height is more than 1.7 meters five, obviously not Mikey's clothes.

The case was solved, he had never been the captain.

One minute after the silver egg dream was broken, I rolled up my trouser legs and put on the special attack suit loosely.

"The captain of the first team, Ruomiyafu Yuzu, is going out for a stroll~"

My feet healed faster than I thought.

As long as you slow down, you won't be limping, and you'll still feel like a fairy.

The bandage on my foot was tied by Mikey before. He saw that it loosened after I walked two steps, so when Santu taunted me, he took the initiative to tie it for me.

Mikey also tied a bow at my aggressive request.

Under the light of the street lamp, the bandage knot looked like a cute little butterfly, resting on my feet.

My mood became very light because of it.

The surrounding area is not prosperous, but this spot is still lively.It was summer vacation, and many small shops were still open. When I saw a stall selling taiyaki, I subconsciously took out my wallet.

"Boss, I want two taiyaki."

Just bought it back for Mikey's supper.

"What a coincidence, the last two are sold out, and I'm going to close the stall." The stall owner said with a smile. When he saw the clothes on my body, he suddenly stopped smiling and his expression became tense.

"Are you afraid of me?" I asked.

"……No."

I touched my nose: "The clothes belong to my brother. I'm not a bosozoku. I don't have any clothes at home, so I just wear them."

"This, this is it."

He was still afraid of me, so I paid the money quickly and wisely, and left with the taiyaki.

Ordinary people are indeed afraid of bosozoku. Along the way, many people cast a curious or disgusted look at me, and I all responded with a friendly smile.

Until I met two junior high school students who blackmailed elementary school students next to the park in the middle of the street.

"Little fat man, hand over all the money on your body."

The elementary school student suspected of having alopecia areata was terrified, and said tremblingly: "I have no money. I bought miso for my mother."

"If you don't eat miso, you won't die, but if you don't smoke, you will die."

"Help, help—" the elementary school student saw me, as if seeing the light of justice, and called for help, "Help me!"

The two middle school students turned their heads and saw me too.

I'm not good at fighting, and I was about to call for help, when I suddenly heard one of the junior high school students say, "Bosozoku?"

Oh yes.

I am a "Bosozoku" now, and I am still a "captain of the first team" with status!

Immediately, I used my ability to pretend to be a tiger, and said eagerly: "My fists have not drank blood for three days. Today, you guys will let me have a good time."

"Don't conflict with the bosozoku, you will be retaliated." One of the middle school students whispered, "And she is the captain."

Another junior high school student was also in a hurry: "Then what should we do? Should we run away now?"

Seeing that they still didn't leave, I walked towards them slowly: "I like to break off people's fingers, and then pull out the nails one by one..."

"Ah, I'm sorry!" The two of them were bluffed by me, and ran away with their schoolbags in hand.

"Wow, big sister, you're so cool." The little fat man excitedly expressed his admiration to me even though he didn't know the notoriety of the bosozoku.

I waved at him: "Small things."

"My name is Kojima Genta, and I study in Class B, Grade 1 of Teidan Elementary School. My blood type is..."

"You don't need to introduce yourself, I don't make friends with children."

The little fat man followed me: "Big sister, what's in your hand, it looks delicious."

"It's delicious." I watched him swallow, and said, "But I won't give you anything to eat. Well, you should go home quickly."

The little fat man still didn't give up: "Is it okay to give even one?"

"Half is not enough, this is for my boyfriend."

I dismissed the little fat man, and relying on this special attack suit on the road, I successfully stopped two aunts who were arguing, and an office worker who was drinking and trying to pretend to be drunk.

I tasted the sweetness, pretended to be strong all the way, and had enough addiction.

After buying a bouquet made of lollipops at the corner snack shop, I was planning to head back. Mikey would be pissed if he found out I sneaked out and took his special attack suit from the bottom of the box, I'd better get it back before he goes home.

There are thirty lollipop bouquets, which happen to be the expiry date of the magic chocolate.

Because it had been a day, I removed one, ate it myself, and left 29 for Mikey.

The one I took apart is green apple flavored, sweet and slightly sour.In the sweltering summer night, there is a unique refreshing feeling.

"Miss, let's go have a glass of wine with my buddies."

"I said no, let me go!"

There was a sound of quarreling around the corner, but it was strange that even passersby saw it, they just stopped to watch and showed sympathy, but no one stepped forward to help.

I turned my head with the lollipop in my mouth and understood right away.

The boys who forcibly picked up girls were bosozoku like me.The words [Six Polo Dandai] are printed on the back of them.

Six broken Luo single generation!

...haven't heard of it at all.

Don't worry.

I walked towards them with a step that my relatives did not recognize, and with an attitude of being sure of winning.

"Stop!" I shouted.

Someone asked impatiently, "Who?"

I turned the side of the shoulder with the words "Captain of the First Team" to their side, deliberately letting them see it, then geared up and read out my exclusive lines.

"My fists haven't drunk blood for three days, let me enjoy myself today."

It would be embarrassing to put this line anywhere, but bosozoku are generally not well educated, so they just eat this one.

Seeing that they were not intimidated, I continued to pretend to be aggressive: "But this time, we have to take the beating lightly, and we can't be like last time, when one accidentally beat someone disabled and went to the juvenile home for half a year."

"Hey, little sister," one of the purple-haired delinquents laughed, "Where did you get the special attack uniform? The Tokyo Swastika Association was disbanded two years ago."

"!!!"

"That's right." Another delinquent boy with green hair said, "And the captain of the first team is not a girl."

"It's just in time, you can play with us too."

"..." I was miserable.

The author says:

I said it before, but some people may not have noticed that the effect of chocolate lasts for one month from the date of production. When Mikey eats it, it is valid on the last day, so it is only effective on that day, and it will return to normal the next day.

There are no instructions for grapefruit, so I don't know.

The first team's special attack suit is for the field.

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