A Nest of Sanxian

Chapter 13 - Africa, please trample me

Comrades, don’t ask how the penniless classmate Xiwen trekked from the west of China to Africa on two legs to find the lamp god and Xi who were captured by the African magician Meng Zhenhen. This has nothing to do with this article. It is very prosperous. You can imagine that classmate Xiwen on the way has dared to risk the disgrace of the world by doing things such as robbing local tyrants for travel funds, rushing into the sheep farm to capture the roasted whole sheep at night, and beating them away with bare hands. The famous flower picker Tian Boguang, the rescue of the beautiful widowed princess in Turkey and other magnificent diaries added a great joy to the journey. What happened... I always say that if the result is good, even if the process is bitter and tiring, the memories will be sweet Yes, so, comrades sitting in front of the computer, please don’t cry for Xiwen’s journey, even if you really want to laugh—now, lights, applause, flowers, please warmly welcome our Xiwen Wen, in the form of your imagination - walks into Africa! ! !

Africa, please trample me! ——Excerpt from Xiwen "The Counterattack of □□Si"

Closer to home: in Africa, the undulating mountains are covered with tropical plants. In the distance, a mountain made of obsidian seems to have just been born from the movement of the earth's crust, and it seems to be carefully carved by the hands of the gods. It is unusually eye-catching. Huan's palace—is it there?Xiwen subconsciously shook the stick in his hand—the lamp was in the hands of that bastard. This time, Hexi, will you be my enemy? ... Bah, let the setting of the story go to hell——

Xiwen ruthlessly climbed the thorny mountain road—Hexi, this is our own story—written with our hands, trekked with our feet, and created by our hearts. It belongs to us completely. free story...

The jungle made a sighing sound, as if something had rolled down from a high place and was approaching—it was a person, and it was a girl, but the text was able to catch her.If it weren't for the dusty face, it would still be a pretty girl.The girl opened her eyes in shock, and reflexively gave Xiwen an unusually loud slap in the face: "Ah——peeping tom!"

Xiwen covered her face angrily: "African rhinoceros!"

Mofan Waterfall Khan, the elf dancing crimson wings—_—||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||"You Are you here to save me?" The girl—no, it should be Tongtong.Princess Pudulu, blinking her charming eyes like mist, suddenly rushed over, grabbed Xiwen's hand, and said earnestly: "I knew you would come..."

"ah?!!!!!"

"In my dream yesterday—God told me that there must be a prince riding a white horse and wielding a sword to save me from villains and lamp demons..."

prince? ——A patched attire...a white horse? ——The frayed shoes with bared toes...Sharp sword? ——A dog-beating stick I just picked up at random... Xiwen's face was full of cramps: "Are you dreaming? Thank God—then, goodbye."

"I'm not dreaming, you're really here!" Princess Tongtong grabbed Xiwen's hand firmly—Xiwen was sweating at the Lushan Waterfall—but Princess Tongtong said with tears in her eyes: "I understand, those sweet words never came. You are not trustworthy, although you are rude, but you are the only one who treats me sincerely..."

"Wait...wait..." Xiwen yelled to the sky with sorrow in her heart——

"I am willing!"

Xiwen felt the chilly air flowing in and out of the open pores all over her body—what would you like...

"As long as you save my father and mother, I will do anything for you..."

"To shut up……"

"I can do your laundry, cook your meals, light your cigarettes... anything you want me to do—"

"You say that because you think you're beautiful and you think you arrested me in that white bath of yours then I must like that you admire you and you want to use my affection to get me to help you get your parents out of— "

Xiwen shook off her hand, and interrupted her coldly: "But let me tell you, what I hate the most in my entire life is—being used by, people, home, and taking advantage of!"

The lost girl, the indifferent back, the winged spirit.

"But—are you really leaving her alone, Xiwen?" Mo Fan couldn't help but think of the quarrel between himself and He Xi when they were doing double cultivation in the Kunlun Holy Mountain—He Xi got drunk in a fit of rage, crying until pear blossoms by the water stream The rainy Mo Fan was teasing a little red carp. It was late at night and the cold wind was howling. He Xi, who was top-heavy drunk, gently hugged Mo Fan who was sleeping on a rock by the water stream, "What a child", a round of violent wind With a bright moon in the sky, two silhouettes were projected on the winding boulder stairs, like gods from ancient times staggering in the dark night of prehistoric times—the next day He Xi changed into the same clothes as Mo Fan, although it was a rabbit Decoration, but Mo Fan pulled Hexi's two rabbit ears and smiled happily.

Xiwen couldn't help being taken aback when she heard Mo Fan's rhetorical question, and said softly, "I told you not to follow me."

"But..." Princess Tongtong rubbed her hands sadly—she finally escaped from the clutches of the devil, and she was in a panic. The thorn bushes scratched her white and delicate silk-like smooth skin, and her little face was scratched by mud and sweat. It is doubly sympathetic - we have already said it, Tongtong.Princess Pudulu is a beauty, at the age of twenty-eight, when a young girl with a face as pure as water turned her dirty little face and looked pitifully at her with tearful and helpless beautiful eyes The earth that will never return to her...

"..." Xiwen choked on his words, so he could only continue to move forward angrily—and Princess Tongtong followed behind him without saying a word.

"Forget it, she is really pitiful." Mo Fan poked his fingertips at each other, and looked at Princess Tongtong sympathetically: "The feet are worn out..." I miss Hexi a little.

Xiwen sighed, turned back and patted Mo Fan on the young shoulder: "Do you think he is visiting an African magician's house? He is fierce and ruthless, fierce and really ruthless."

"Even so..."

"We are going to fight. I never expect Meng Zhenhen to kiss my forehead and touch my head—what kind of eyes do you have?!" Who dares to kiss your forehead and touch your head? ——Mo Fan's gaze on Xiwen's head is completely equivalent to that of a tiger's buttocks...

"Ah-" Princess Tongtong suddenly called out.

"What's wrong?" Xiwen cast a glance at Mo Fan.

"She fell down again..."

"Ignore her—"

"The knee seems to be broken..."

"Tell you not to—"

……

"Hello——" Xiwen sighed, and stretched out her hand to Princess Tongtong who hadn't gotten up for a long time: "Stinky girl, are you okay?" She reached out and patted her shoulder as a gesture to carry her—Tongtong.Princess Pudulu raised her head, and looked at Xiwen like a lamb (this metaphor, -_-||||||||), the sunlight cast on the ground from the gaps between the dense branches and leaves, reflecting each and every one of them. The gentle spot of light, if it weren't for the appearance of a big gray mouse, this frozen picture could even be called affectionate. However, in this affectionate silence, the glow is shining.Princess Pudulu jumped up very quickly, and hugged Xiwen's neck tightly: "Mouse! Mouse!! There is a mouse!!!"

Xiwen's face was blue and black: "Let... strangle... strangle me to death..."

The picture—sunshine, jungle, dead rats.

"You are so good, you are not even afraid of mice!" Tongtong said.Princess Pudulu hugged Xiwen excitedly, and pecked Xiwen on the face with lightning speed: "I like you so much——"

Xiwen looked at Mo Fan with black lines all over his face: "Don't tell other people..."

And Mo Fan deeply remembered how a big gray mouse almost murdered a candidate fairy world...

Xiwen cursed in her heart—although she was indeed injured from the red and swollen ankle, but Xiwen, who had just walked through the gate of hell, firmly believed that this princess who was actually strong and okay was definitely pretending to be lame. She continued to climb the mountain with a deep foot and a shallow foot.Xiwen's timing has always been very accurate, when the sun slowly climbed down the mountain, Xiwen just climbed up the mountainside.

"That..." Princess Tongtong nodded shyly, "I'll sleep on the ground, you can sleep on the grass bed..."

"Of course."

"Ah?!"——The image of Prince Charming was completely broken like glass.

"I made the grass bed." Xiwen said lazily: "Also, I brought the quilt cover and so on. There is only one set, so you can just find something to cover it. If you catch a cold, I don't have money to show you." doctor."

"Wait," Princess Tongtong raised her eyebrows and raised her eyes: "How can you do this?!—Facing such a young, beautiful, gentle and lovely woman, you should at least say something considerate like give me the bed!"

Xiwen had goosebumps all over her body: "How could I possibly tell you this..."

"Cold-blooded man! Heartless!! Sadist!!!..."

……

The crescent moon is like a hook, just like a black eyebrow in the night sky. In the quiet mountain forest, there is a clearing that is washed white by the moonlight. Beside the bright flames, the beauty with long hair sleeps peacefully.Fireflies danced around her like green stars falling from the sky.

"Damn it..." Xi Wen rubbed her nose on the branch of an old tree, "That's really ugly."

"However," Mo Fan teased a big spider with a branch—the poor spider only saw a dead branch that had no grievances with it in the past and has no vengeance in the present, baring its teeth and claws at it, hesitating aggrievedly: "You are too unmannered. .”

"Idiot, if you treat her too well, she will pester me endlessly——Hexi's burden is already annoying enough, I don't want to add such a burden—women are such animals that push their feet."

"Let me say—you should have some morals..." After a long time, Mo Fan finally succeeded in driving away the spiders, cleaned up the dust and dew in the spider webs, lay down comfortably, and covered him with a burdock leaf: " If you go, you can run away while she is asleep."

"In this deep mountain—" Xiwen closed her eyes lazily: "Aren't there wild beasts?"

"That's it," Mo Fan also yawned: "If you can't be cruel, you can only bear it, you accept your fate..."

"Pity—wen—brother—"

glowing.Her Royal Highness Princess Pudulu looked up at her big watery eyes, and called out in a gentle, friendly, and slightly sour trembling voice: "Xi—————brother——"

Xiwen immediately fell from the tree branch: "Keep your distance! Don't come over! What do you want to do?!..."

"I just thought you must be hungry because you didn't eat anything yesterday..." Princess Tongtong rubbed her skirt aggrievedly.

"Oh..." Xiwen's eyes fell on the few skewers of grilled mushrooms beside the fire, and she felt ashamed, so she could only mutter: "I thought you were a useless burden, but now it seems—" Princess Tongtong opened her eyes. Looking at Xiwen with bright eyes, Xiwen turned her face away and said: "There is still a little use."

Princess Tongtong smiled, and tenderly handed a bunch of mushrooms to Xiwen, and Xiwen was ready to eat—this kind of moment should not interrupt, but life is at stake, and Mo Fan tried his best to fly down from the branch and had to shout : "I said Xiwen - that's a poisonous mushroom!"

Xiwen spit out with a "wow": "Toxic?!"——Why didn't you say it earlier? !

Mo Fan: "This is common sense - I thought you knew..."

Princess Tongtong's face was pale: "How can it be poisonous? These mushrooms look bright and cute..."

Xiwen looked at Princess Tongtong angrily: "This is common sense, pig head!"

"You...how can you say that - you are the pig's head!"

……

Only villains and women are difficult to raise——Excerpt from "Xiwen Midnight Blood and Tears Book"

It seems that the only person here who is not a pig is me... ——By Mo Fan "Things I Want to Say but I Don't dare to Say"