A Nest of Sanxian
Chapter 6 Chapter 6
Chapter 6——Into the wolf's den again
Everyone has some things that he can't let go of, let alone throw them away. When he sees Liu Bei's jade pendant, the one who breaks it will know that this jade pendant is Liu Bei's ancestral property. If he doesn't come to ask Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain, he will come to ask for the jade pendant back. ... Moreover, he calculated that Liu Bei should come tomorrow. Who told him to be the reincarnation of Taishang Zhenren's Luanjia Fairy Boy-Huang Yueying in the world. "Husband, there are only three things, you should go with them tomorrow, right?" Duan Zhe asked while shaking the jade pendant, but he didn't look at Zhuge Liang.
Mo Fan was quietly cooking preserved egg and lean meat porridge in the kitchen while no one was paying attention. You must know that since Mo Fan burned He Xi's small kitchen to charcoal three times, Mo Fan's chef brand has been paralyzed. Mo Fan had the intention of sneaking into the kitchen and immediately sealed the kitchen with a crystal wall.The topic is off topic.Mo Fan couldn't bear his curiosity. He poked his head out of the kitchen and asked in confusion, "Are they coming back tomorrow?" After being treated so badly, why did they have to delay for two days before they dared to come, "Can't they slow down?" Mo Fan blinked his bright eyes and looked at the Broken One with his rabbit ears up.
Just as Duan Zhe was about to reply, Zhuge Liang made a terrified trill: "Ear... ear..." His fingers trembled and pointed to Mo Fan's head, as if he saw a monster. "Huh?" Mo Fan is not good at cultivating immortals, so whenever he is excited, happy, curious, etc., he will habitually raise his rabbit ears. Now it's all right. When he saw Zhuge Liang pointing at himself like a monster, Mo Fan got angry He shook his ears, moved once to the left, and twice to the right. He was clearly a fairy, but he actually called him a monster.
Zhuge Liang was knocked unconscious on the ground with an old fist from Hexi.
The breaker opened his mouth wide enough to hold two eggs, "...if Liu Bei comes to pick Kong Ming out of the mountain tomorrow, what should...how...ah..."
Mo Fan slapped the ground with his waist and toes: "Yeah, He Xi's punch is enough to make ordinary people faint for ten days or eight days." He also nodded in a serious manner, emphasizing his tone.
After fully understanding the situation, Duan Zhe started to go crazy: "Isn't that the story of Sangu Thatched Cottage in history about to collapse, and what will happen in the future when the Three Kingdoms stand together?" Duan Zhe slapped Zhuge Liang's face until it was almost swollen, I squeezed and turned red, but still didn't wake up, "What to do, it seems that I can only find a substitute to replace Kong Ming and go out of the mountain." After speaking, he stared at He Xi viciously.
He Xi snorted coldly, snapped his fingers, and a person appeared in front of the broken man, with a feather fan towel, a jade tree facing the wind, and a feather fan waving with confidence, talking and laughing while planning and planning, winning a decisive victory thousands of miles away, in front of him is not Zhuge Who is Kong Ming?The judge's pupils suddenly dilated, "Like, too much like." Not only the appearance, but also the open-minded charm and temperament are lifelike.It's just... Zhuge Liang with a smile hidden between his brows, and the cold beast breath hidden between Hexi's brows, referred to as Zhuge Liang who is full of disdainful killing intent.
Mo Fan was already holding a bowl of warm preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and walked out happily while eating: "It's too similar to Xi COS's, but it's a bit fierce in the cold. It's like Zhuge Liang who is in a bad mood, puff haha " Zhuge Hexi stared back.
Hereafter, Hexi who transformed into Zhuge Liang will be referred to as Zhuge Hexi for short.
In the early morning of the next day, Zhuge Liang himself was still lying on the bed dizzy, and he hadn't closed his eyes all night, worrying about what to do when he left the mountain today, his eyes were full of bloodshot eyes.Opening his eyes, he saw a bright light on the window. He opened the window and looked out without putting on his clothes. There were two half-person-high snowmen, one with an axe and the other with a knife. A ball of fiery red danced around the two snowmen, and a black figure leaned against the door looking at a red smile.
Duan Zhe just yelled out the window: "These two snowmen look so familiar." Hearing the sound of horseshoes on the road, Duan Zhe hurriedly put on his clothes and ran out, muttering: "How did you come here this time?" It's so early! He Xi quickly transform." Saying that, he flashed into the East Wing.
I saw Liu Bei and the three leading their horses towards this time. The first thing Liu Bei and the three caught their eyes was the picturesque Mo Fan in red clothes, the branches of old plums were criss-crossed, the plums were fragrant, and the petals were gently kissed by snowflakes. Slowly falling, the girl leans on the plum to stand alone, as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind. "Could it be a fairy?" Liu Bei stopped in a daze.
The Breaker hurried out, fearing that Mo Fan would be happy and shaking his ears, he greeted Liu Bei and the others with a smile. "Tong'er..." Liu Bei was very excited when he saw the breaker, "Great, you happen to be here!" But the three still couldn't help but glance at Mo Fan.This time, he didn't look like he was here to invite Zhuge Liang, but rather to visit Mo Fan and Duan Zhe.Duan Zhe sighed inwardly, did not speak, just looked at Liu Bei fixedly, he thought to himself, it turns out that things are really more important than people.Liu Bei stepped forward, saluted, and said, "Tong'er, thank you for your hard work!" The Duanzhe didn't move, he was still smiling, neither refusing nor returning the salute.Zhang Fei couldn't help shouting: "You boy, you are so rude!" He rushed to grab the broken man's arm, "My lord greeted you, how could you accept it carelessly? You are a little boy... he yelled.The judge still smiled: "Dare to ask the general, what did you do before? What did your master do before?" His body followed Zhang Fei's hands, like a scarecrow, "If you don't have these Fake name, how are you different from me? How are you different from your master?" He played philosophy.
Zhang Fei was stunned and didn't know how to answer, but Liu Bei was a little displeased: "I am the Queen of Zhongshan King, and now the emperor's uncle..." He wanted to continue.The judge turned his head to look at Liu Bei: "Dare to ask Uncle Emperor, what did you do before?" Who doesn't know that Liu Bei used to weave straw sandals. Has it changed from the past to the present?" It is impossible for a qualitative change to occur, he told them through practice.
When Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Duan Zhe were discussing philosophical issues together, Guan Yu let out a "huh" at the door. Duan Zhe turned his head and saw that he was looking at the two snowmen made by Mo Fan and He Xi. He couldn't help laughing. up.Liu Bei was getting dizzy from being asked by the judge, and didn't know how to answer. Seeing that the judge suddenly laughed, he was puzzled, "Tong'er, you..." he asked suspiciously.Zhang Fei also walked over to look at the snowman, and after waiting for a while, he said, "The two look better!" Mouth smile.The judge stuck out his tongue and said, "I don't have a beard to put on. I plan to wait for you two to come and pick up your beards for use!" He glanced at Zhang Fei playfully.
Just as Zhang Fei was about to speak, Liu Bei realized, "So Tong'er built two snowmen!" He really thought it was okay after the fact, "They are all beautiful!" His words were a bit flattering.Then Zhang Fei said: "Brother, look at the two. The eyes are bigger and the nose is similar. My nose is not like this, but the mouth is still crooked!" Or, "Why don't you do the same!" He felt it was unfair.The judge gave Zhang Fei a sideways look, and said disdainfully: "You don't think it looks good, you can make one yourself, my hands are almost freezing!" Said: "Tong'er, did I give you a piece of jade yesterday? He found that if he didn't speak again, he might turn into a bunch of snowmen again today, "The jade is still there?" He asked cautiously. The judge shook his head vigorously: "No!" Seeing Liu Bei's face changed drastically, he laughed, "You never gave me jade!" "Well, Liu Bei's face turned from white to purple.
"No? Yesterday...I was here yesterday...drinking!" Liu Bei couldn't speak his nervous words, "I...I exchange a piece of jade...for wine..." He managed to finish this sentence.The Duanzhe nodded, "That's right...you exchanged a piece of jade for wine...but you didn't give it to me!"Liu Bei let out a long breath, "That's right, it's for wine!" He quickly responded, "Is the jade still there?" He stared nervously at the breaker.The breaker nodded, "Yes, I put it away!" He giggled, "I tell you, I like jade the most!" He pretended to be crazy, but he didn't ask Liu Bei what he was doing.Zhang Fei took a step forward: "My lord wants that piece of jade, you can give it back to him!" Then he took out a large ingot of silver, "Take this for it!" He thought it was an easy task.But the judge didn't accept the money, he smiled and asked: "Are you asking for jade today?" He looked back, "Then I'll ask Mr. if it's worth it!" He lifted his feet and was about to leave.When Liu Bei heard it, he was overjoyed: "Sir, is you at home today?" He then thought of Zhuge Liang, "Please tell Tonger that... Liu Bei is visiting!" He almost said the long list again.The judge shook his head, "Mr. is doing morning class, don't disturb!" He opened the door, "Why don't you wait in the courtyard now!" For the first time, he was finally willing to let someone in.
Zhang Fei stepped into the courtyard very excitedly, and said to the judge: "Oh... I finally entered the courtyard after coming here three times. Let me see what the courtyard looks like!" He walked around the courtyard and walked to the middle gate. , he raised his foot to enter. "You can't go in!" Duan Zhe walked over with tea, just when he saw Zhang Fei was about to enter the middle gate, he stopped quickly, "Mr. is doing homework inside, you can't go in and make noise!" He is like a standard goalkeeper... The Chinese team.Zhang Fei hurriedly put his feet back, and walked back resentfully: "I just took a look, what is so important!" Sending a look at the judge, "You boy, you are so rigid!" He was very displeased.The judge shrugged: "Tong'er is hard to be. If the guest wants it, the master will scold him; after hearing the master's words, the guest will say it again." He pretended to cry, "If it wasn't for the mother who left early, I wouldn't need to be here Serving people with tea and water is despised!" Zhang Fei panicked when he heard that, "Oh, don't cry!" He took out silver from his pocket, "Look, I brought silver to buy Your precious thing, how much is your cup of tea?" He clumsily threw the money into the hand of the broken man.
The judge took out his hand and scolded angrily: "Gentlemen love money, and you get it in a proper way. I don't want your money. This tea is for you to drink for free!" Have a good impression.Guan Yu came over and asked, "Tong'er, my lord's jade?" He was always clear about the purpose of coming, "How can you give it back to us?" He knew that it would be impossible to take it back easily.Liu Bei just remembered and said quickly, "Yes, that's right, why are you willing to return the jade to me?" He said with a bitter face, "It is Bei's ancestral thing, and you can't give it away. If Tonger really likes jade, then Can I give you another piece next time?" He explained the reason for his pursuit of jade.The judge smiled mysteriously: "I will care about this when I see my husband, you can drink some tea first!" He looked up at the sun, "It's almost time, I'll go and inform the husband." He left in a hurry.
Duanzhe entered the upper room, urged He Xi to quickly change into another body, bent over and clasped his fists, and said loudly: "Sir, there is someone named Liu Bei visiting you outside!" He deliberately said it to the people outside.After a while, Duan Zhe came out and said to Liu Bei: "Sir, I heard that Uncle Liu Huang is coming, and I went to fast and take a bath. He is slow, so please wait a little longer!" He was respectful this time.Liu Bei was very excited, "Oh...how can you be so polite, sir, it really doesn't need to be so troublesome!" When he heard that Kong Ming valued him so much, he was so happy that he didn't know what to do.
With a small drum in his heart, he enthusiastically refilled the tea for the three of them: "Drink your tea first, don't be polite!" Watching the three of them drinking tea cup after cup.Zhang Fei drank a few cups of tea like a cow, and felt bored sitting around, so he chatted with Duan Zhe: "Tong Er, are you from Nanyang?" He asked casually.Duan Zhe said with a smile: "No, I am from Mianyang!" Unexpectedly, the ancient chats would start like this, "Has the general heard of Mianyang?" That's okay, "How did that Tong'er get here?" He continued to ask.Just as the judge was about to answer, Liu Bei suddenly said: "Mianyang? There is a famous man in Mianyang named Huang Chengyan, has Tong'er heard of it?" He remembered that he had seen Huang Chengyan in Jingzhou last time, and heard that Huang Chengyan had a talented woman named Huang Yueying. "I have heard that Mr. knows Mr. Huang?" Duan Zhe deliberately pretended to be surprised, and kept thinking about why He Xi was not well.
Zhang Fei couldn't hold back his temper: "Brother, when will your husband come? After such a long time, he should be washed into a little girl!" He stretched his neck and looked inside.
As soon as Zhang Fei finished speaking, he heard a loud laugh: "I don't know if Uncle Liu Huang is coming. I'm not far away to welcome you, but I still look at Haihan!" Then a person came out of the house with the curtain lifted.Liu Guanzhang raised his neck to look up when he heard this, Duan Zhe also turned around slowly, and when he saw Zhuge and Xi, he couldn't close his mouth anymore.It turned out that Zhuge Hexi was wearing a purple scarf, a blue crane cloak, and black cloud-treading boots. He was tall and tall, with bright eyes looking forward, and a graceful demeanor. , It seemed to be shining brightly, and the judges were stunned. He sighed lightly, it is better than Zhuge Liang.Liu Bei made two steps in three steps, and rushed forward: "Sir, you really look good!" He held Zhuge Hexi's hand, "Mr. Bei Jiuwen's name. I visited twice the day before yesterday, but I couldn't meet him. Today I finally met Mr. Xianrong, Sansheng is lucky!" Liu Bei raised his head.
The corners of Zhuge Hexi's mouths twitched a little. He looked at the hand tightly held by Liu Bei for 1 second, 2 seconds...6 seconds, and said with a faint smile, "Liang is a villager in Nanyang. How can he be so cared for by the emperor? Please come in and have tea!" Hearing the word tea, Zhang Fei frowned.The judge smiled softly, he knew that Zhuge Liang's going out of the mountain has become the overall situation, and it will never change.For a moment, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu stood at the door, and only Zhuge, Xi, and Liu Bei were left in the room. Knowing that the famous "Longzhong Pair" moment in history had arrived, he walked over curiously. "Brother, let's go and come again!" Zhang Fei said to the judge in a low voice, "My master is just asking Mr. for a good plan!" He seemed to believe it or not.
However, there is one thing to worry about, that is, He Xi is an immortal, not Zhuge Liang, and he will not be right in Longzhong at all!
The judge turned around the house and only heard Liu Bei say: "The Han Dynasty is in decline today. The treacherous ministers acted under the guise of the emperor's orders. The emperor was forced to move the capital many times and suffered a lot of dust. Bei was lonely and weak, and wanted to revive the world with righteousness, but wisdom, strategy Insufficient, until today, nothing has been accomplished. But don't be discouraged, the direction is still there, sir, can you have a plan to help?" The question was really straightforward.
But Hexi's answer was inaudible later on... The judge faintly had a very bad premonition.
There was a sound of "kuang", the sound of the sword being pulled out of its sheath, "buzz" the sound of the immortal sword humming, "boom..." A golden light rose from the ground, and the entire roof was pierced by the golden light and went straight to the sky.A mushroom cloud appeared in the sky, no less than a bomb explosion, but all corners of the ground except the roof were undamaged and clean as before.Regarding Zhang Fei not having time to respond to the protector, he hurried into the room together with the judge to see what happened.
But seeing that the room was open to the air except for the ceiling, and the other corners of the room were intact, Liu Bei was so shocked that he leaned his back against the table and stared at the sword in the hands of Zhuge and Xi... out of breath.
He Xi held a long sword coldly, and the sword was cold with ice.At this time, Mo Fan was also attracted by the loud noise, "What happened?"
Word by word came out of He Xi's mouth: "Get, Xuan, Yuan, Sword, Zhe, Get, Heaven, Xia."
You want to ask how Hexi was forced to say such a thing by Liu Bei's "Longzhong Dui"?From Liu Bei's long list, "The Han Dynasty is in decline today. The treacherous officials acted under the guise of the emperor's order. The emperor was forced to move the capital many times and suffered a lot of dust. Bei was weak in virtue and strength, and wanted to revive the world with righteousness, but lacked wisdom and strategy. Today, Nothing can be achieved. But I am not discouraged, and my direction is still there." At the beginning, Hexi was dizzy, thinking, everything is fake without strength, and only strength and strength are the key to unification.The mortal world has become extremely complicated in the eyes of mortals.I casually said a line from watching the TV series "Xuanyuan Sword" with Mo Fan last month, "The one who wins the Xuanyuan Sword wins the world", and played a little bit with the power of the sword to emphasize the importance of strength.
As everyone knows, it was these unintentional words that turned a page in the storybook set by the Queen Mother of the West... He Xi, Mo Fan, Duan Zhe, Xi Wen, Master Fan Fan and others who fell into the story of the heavenly world came to help voluntarily Meng Zhenhen, together with the inadvertent page turning of the book, fell into another story...
At this time, the clouds and mists in the sky are curling up, and the Queen Mother of the West, who is appreciating the green emerald Yelan ring, smiled softly: "It is interesting to fall into the "Xuanyuan Sword", but the dragon veins of the Xuanyuan Sword are changing, and it seems too easy to break the calamity. Why not..." On one knee beside Luo Qun was a luxuriously dressed and elegant Shangxian: "Would you like to hear what story the Empress wants to tell?" The Queen Mother of the West stroked the short fur of the colorful cheetah in her arms, and the cheetah squinted its eyes comfortably and let it go. The empress caressed me, "Do you have an idea about lighting up the cigarette?" Lianyan quickly lowered his head and asked, "I have an idea for Xiaxian'an, but it's up to the empress to make the decision." The queen mother of the West smiled coquettishly, and stretched out her jade hand to lift up the handsome face of the cigarette. , "Why are you so serious when you talk to others, huh?" Lighting a cigarette in his heart: Fuck me.
Everyone has some things that he can't let go of, let alone throw them away. When he sees Liu Bei's jade pendant, the one who breaks it will know that this jade pendant is Liu Bei's ancestral property. If he doesn't come to ask Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain, he will come to ask for the jade pendant back. ... Moreover, he calculated that Liu Bei should come tomorrow. Who told him to be the reincarnation of Taishang Zhenren's Luanjia Fairy Boy-Huang Yueying in the world. "Husband, there are only three things, you should go with them tomorrow, right?" Duan Zhe asked while shaking the jade pendant, but he didn't look at Zhuge Liang.
Mo Fan was quietly cooking preserved egg and lean meat porridge in the kitchen while no one was paying attention. You must know that since Mo Fan burned He Xi's small kitchen to charcoal three times, Mo Fan's chef brand has been paralyzed. Mo Fan had the intention of sneaking into the kitchen and immediately sealed the kitchen with a crystal wall.The topic is off topic.Mo Fan couldn't bear his curiosity. He poked his head out of the kitchen and asked in confusion, "Are they coming back tomorrow?" After being treated so badly, why did they have to delay for two days before they dared to come, "Can't they slow down?" Mo Fan blinked his bright eyes and looked at the Broken One with his rabbit ears up.
Just as Duan Zhe was about to reply, Zhuge Liang made a terrified trill: "Ear... ear..." His fingers trembled and pointed to Mo Fan's head, as if he saw a monster. "Huh?" Mo Fan is not good at cultivating immortals, so whenever he is excited, happy, curious, etc., he will habitually raise his rabbit ears. Now it's all right. When he saw Zhuge Liang pointing at himself like a monster, Mo Fan got angry He shook his ears, moved once to the left, and twice to the right. He was clearly a fairy, but he actually called him a monster.
Zhuge Liang was knocked unconscious on the ground with an old fist from Hexi.
The breaker opened his mouth wide enough to hold two eggs, "...if Liu Bei comes to pick Kong Ming out of the mountain tomorrow, what should...how...ah..."
Mo Fan slapped the ground with his waist and toes: "Yeah, He Xi's punch is enough to make ordinary people faint for ten days or eight days." He also nodded in a serious manner, emphasizing his tone.
After fully understanding the situation, Duan Zhe started to go crazy: "Isn't that the story of Sangu Thatched Cottage in history about to collapse, and what will happen in the future when the Three Kingdoms stand together?" Duan Zhe slapped Zhuge Liang's face until it was almost swollen, I squeezed and turned red, but still didn't wake up, "What to do, it seems that I can only find a substitute to replace Kong Ming and go out of the mountain." After speaking, he stared at He Xi viciously.
He Xi snorted coldly, snapped his fingers, and a person appeared in front of the broken man, with a feather fan towel, a jade tree facing the wind, and a feather fan waving with confidence, talking and laughing while planning and planning, winning a decisive victory thousands of miles away, in front of him is not Zhuge Who is Kong Ming?The judge's pupils suddenly dilated, "Like, too much like." Not only the appearance, but also the open-minded charm and temperament are lifelike.It's just... Zhuge Liang with a smile hidden between his brows, and the cold beast breath hidden between Hexi's brows, referred to as Zhuge Liang who is full of disdainful killing intent.
Mo Fan was already holding a bowl of warm preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and walked out happily while eating: "It's too similar to Xi COS's, but it's a bit fierce in the cold. It's like Zhuge Liang who is in a bad mood, puff haha " Zhuge Hexi stared back.
Hereafter, Hexi who transformed into Zhuge Liang will be referred to as Zhuge Hexi for short.
In the early morning of the next day, Zhuge Liang himself was still lying on the bed dizzy, and he hadn't closed his eyes all night, worrying about what to do when he left the mountain today, his eyes were full of bloodshot eyes.Opening his eyes, he saw a bright light on the window. He opened the window and looked out without putting on his clothes. There were two half-person-high snowmen, one with an axe and the other with a knife. A ball of fiery red danced around the two snowmen, and a black figure leaned against the door looking at a red smile.
Duan Zhe just yelled out the window: "These two snowmen look so familiar." Hearing the sound of horseshoes on the road, Duan Zhe hurriedly put on his clothes and ran out, muttering: "How did you come here this time?" It's so early! He Xi quickly transform." Saying that, he flashed into the East Wing.
I saw Liu Bei and the three leading their horses towards this time. The first thing Liu Bei and the three caught their eyes was the picturesque Mo Fan in red clothes, the branches of old plums were criss-crossed, the plums were fragrant, and the petals were gently kissed by snowflakes. Slowly falling, the girl leans on the plum to stand alone, as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind. "Could it be a fairy?" Liu Bei stopped in a daze.
The Breaker hurried out, fearing that Mo Fan would be happy and shaking his ears, he greeted Liu Bei and the others with a smile. "Tong'er..." Liu Bei was very excited when he saw the breaker, "Great, you happen to be here!" But the three still couldn't help but glance at Mo Fan.This time, he didn't look like he was here to invite Zhuge Liang, but rather to visit Mo Fan and Duan Zhe.Duan Zhe sighed inwardly, did not speak, just looked at Liu Bei fixedly, he thought to himself, it turns out that things are really more important than people.Liu Bei stepped forward, saluted, and said, "Tong'er, thank you for your hard work!" The Duanzhe didn't move, he was still smiling, neither refusing nor returning the salute.Zhang Fei couldn't help shouting: "You boy, you are so rude!" He rushed to grab the broken man's arm, "My lord greeted you, how could you accept it carelessly? You are a little boy... he yelled.The judge still smiled: "Dare to ask the general, what did you do before? What did your master do before?" His body followed Zhang Fei's hands, like a scarecrow, "If you don't have these Fake name, how are you different from me? How are you different from your master?" He played philosophy.
Zhang Fei was stunned and didn't know how to answer, but Liu Bei was a little displeased: "I am the Queen of Zhongshan King, and now the emperor's uncle..." He wanted to continue.The judge turned his head to look at Liu Bei: "Dare to ask Uncle Emperor, what did you do before?" Who doesn't know that Liu Bei used to weave straw sandals. Has it changed from the past to the present?" It is impossible for a qualitative change to occur, he told them through practice.
When Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Duan Zhe were discussing philosophical issues together, Guan Yu let out a "huh" at the door. Duan Zhe turned his head and saw that he was looking at the two snowmen made by Mo Fan and He Xi. He couldn't help laughing. up.Liu Bei was getting dizzy from being asked by the judge, and didn't know how to answer. Seeing that the judge suddenly laughed, he was puzzled, "Tong'er, you..." he asked suspiciously.Zhang Fei also walked over to look at the snowman, and after waiting for a while, he said, "The two look better!" Mouth smile.The judge stuck out his tongue and said, "I don't have a beard to put on. I plan to wait for you two to come and pick up your beards for use!" He glanced at Zhang Fei playfully.
Just as Zhang Fei was about to speak, Liu Bei realized, "So Tong'er built two snowmen!" He really thought it was okay after the fact, "They are all beautiful!" His words were a bit flattering.Then Zhang Fei said: "Brother, look at the two. The eyes are bigger and the nose is similar. My nose is not like this, but the mouth is still crooked!" Or, "Why don't you do the same!" He felt it was unfair.The judge gave Zhang Fei a sideways look, and said disdainfully: "You don't think it looks good, you can make one yourself, my hands are almost freezing!" Said: "Tong'er, did I give you a piece of jade yesterday? He found that if he didn't speak again, he might turn into a bunch of snowmen again today, "The jade is still there?" He asked cautiously. The judge shook his head vigorously: "No!" Seeing Liu Bei's face changed drastically, he laughed, "You never gave me jade!" "Well, Liu Bei's face turned from white to purple.
"No? Yesterday...I was here yesterday...drinking!" Liu Bei couldn't speak his nervous words, "I...I exchange a piece of jade...for wine..." He managed to finish this sentence.The Duanzhe nodded, "That's right...you exchanged a piece of jade for wine...but you didn't give it to me!"Liu Bei let out a long breath, "That's right, it's for wine!" He quickly responded, "Is the jade still there?" He stared nervously at the breaker.The breaker nodded, "Yes, I put it away!" He giggled, "I tell you, I like jade the most!" He pretended to be crazy, but he didn't ask Liu Bei what he was doing.Zhang Fei took a step forward: "My lord wants that piece of jade, you can give it back to him!" Then he took out a large ingot of silver, "Take this for it!" He thought it was an easy task.But the judge didn't accept the money, he smiled and asked: "Are you asking for jade today?" He looked back, "Then I'll ask Mr. if it's worth it!" He lifted his feet and was about to leave.When Liu Bei heard it, he was overjoyed: "Sir, is you at home today?" He then thought of Zhuge Liang, "Please tell Tonger that... Liu Bei is visiting!" He almost said the long list again.The judge shook his head, "Mr. is doing morning class, don't disturb!" He opened the door, "Why don't you wait in the courtyard now!" For the first time, he was finally willing to let someone in.
Zhang Fei stepped into the courtyard very excitedly, and said to the judge: "Oh... I finally entered the courtyard after coming here three times. Let me see what the courtyard looks like!" He walked around the courtyard and walked to the middle gate. , he raised his foot to enter. "You can't go in!" Duan Zhe walked over with tea, just when he saw Zhang Fei was about to enter the middle gate, he stopped quickly, "Mr. is doing homework inside, you can't go in and make noise!" He is like a standard goalkeeper... The Chinese team.Zhang Fei hurriedly put his feet back, and walked back resentfully: "I just took a look, what is so important!" Sending a look at the judge, "You boy, you are so rigid!" He was very displeased.The judge shrugged: "Tong'er is hard to be. If the guest wants it, the master will scold him; after hearing the master's words, the guest will say it again." He pretended to cry, "If it wasn't for the mother who left early, I wouldn't need to be here Serving people with tea and water is despised!" Zhang Fei panicked when he heard that, "Oh, don't cry!" He took out silver from his pocket, "Look, I brought silver to buy Your precious thing, how much is your cup of tea?" He clumsily threw the money into the hand of the broken man.
The judge took out his hand and scolded angrily: "Gentlemen love money, and you get it in a proper way. I don't want your money. This tea is for you to drink for free!" Have a good impression.Guan Yu came over and asked, "Tong'er, my lord's jade?" He was always clear about the purpose of coming, "How can you give it back to us?" He knew that it would be impossible to take it back easily.Liu Bei just remembered and said quickly, "Yes, that's right, why are you willing to return the jade to me?" He said with a bitter face, "It is Bei's ancestral thing, and you can't give it away. If Tonger really likes jade, then Can I give you another piece next time?" He explained the reason for his pursuit of jade.The judge smiled mysteriously: "I will care about this when I see my husband, you can drink some tea first!" He looked up at the sun, "It's almost time, I'll go and inform the husband." He left in a hurry.
Duanzhe entered the upper room, urged He Xi to quickly change into another body, bent over and clasped his fists, and said loudly: "Sir, there is someone named Liu Bei visiting you outside!" He deliberately said it to the people outside.After a while, Duan Zhe came out and said to Liu Bei: "Sir, I heard that Uncle Liu Huang is coming, and I went to fast and take a bath. He is slow, so please wait a little longer!" He was respectful this time.Liu Bei was very excited, "Oh...how can you be so polite, sir, it really doesn't need to be so troublesome!" When he heard that Kong Ming valued him so much, he was so happy that he didn't know what to do.
With a small drum in his heart, he enthusiastically refilled the tea for the three of them: "Drink your tea first, don't be polite!" Watching the three of them drinking tea cup after cup.Zhang Fei drank a few cups of tea like a cow, and felt bored sitting around, so he chatted with Duan Zhe: "Tong Er, are you from Nanyang?" He asked casually.Duan Zhe said with a smile: "No, I am from Mianyang!" Unexpectedly, the ancient chats would start like this, "Has the general heard of Mianyang?" That's okay, "How did that Tong'er get here?" He continued to ask.Just as the judge was about to answer, Liu Bei suddenly said: "Mianyang? There is a famous man in Mianyang named Huang Chengyan, has Tong'er heard of it?" He remembered that he had seen Huang Chengyan in Jingzhou last time, and heard that Huang Chengyan had a talented woman named Huang Yueying. "I have heard that Mr. knows Mr. Huang?" Duan Zhe deliberately pretended to be surprised, and kept thinking about why He Xi was not well.
Zhang Fei couldn't hold back his temper: "Brother, when will your husband come? After such a long time, he should be washed into a little girl!" He stretched his neck and looked inside.
As soon as Zhang Fei finished speaking, he heard a loud laugh: "I don't know if Uncle Liu Huang is coming. I'm not far away to welcome you, but I still look at Haihan!" Then a person came out of the house with the curtain lifted.Liu Guanzhang raised his neck to look up when he heard this, Duan Zhe also turned around slowly, and when he saw Zhuge and Xi, he couldn't close his mouth anymore.It turned out that Zhuge Hexi was wearing a purple scarf, a blue crane cloak, and black cloud-treading boots. He was tall and tall, with bright eyes looking forward, and a graceful demeanor. , It seemed to be shining brightly, and the judges were stunned. He sighed lightly, it is better than Zhuge Liang.Liu Bei made two steps in three steps, and rushed forward: "Sir, you really look good!" He held Zhuge Hexi's hand, "Mr. Bei Jiuwen's name. I visited twice the day before yesterday, but I couldn't meet him. Today I finally met Mr. Xianrong, Sansheng is lucky!" Liu Bei raised his head.
The corners of Zhuge Hexi's mouths twitched a little. He looked at the hand tightly held by Liu Bei for 1 second, 2 seconds...6 seconds, and said with a faint smile, "Liang is a villager in Nanyang. How can he be so cared for by the emperor? Please come in and have tea!" Hearing the word tea, Zhang Fei frowned.The judge smiled softly, he knew that Zhuge Liang's going out of the mountain has become the overall situation, and it will never change.For a moment, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu stood at the door, and only Zhuge, Xi, and Liu Bei were left in the room. Knowing that the famous "Longzhong Pair" moment in history had arrived, he walked over curiously. "Brother, let's go and come again!" Zhang Fei said to the judge in a low voice, "My master is just asking Mr. for a good plan!" He seemed to believe it or not.
However, there is one thing to worry about, that is, He Xi is an immortal, not Zhuge Liang, and he will not be right in Longzhong at all!
The judge turned around the house and only heard Liu Bei say: "The Han Dynasty is in decline today. The treacherous ministers acted under the guise of the emperor's orders. The emperor was forced to move the capital many times and suffered a lot of dust. Bei was lonely and weak, and wanted to revive the world with righteousness, but wisdom, strategy Insufficient, until today, nothing has been accomplished. But don't be discouraged, the direction is still there, sir, can you have a plan to help?" The question was really straightforward.
But Hexi's answer was inaudible later on... The judge faintly had a very bad premonition.
There was a sound of "kuang", the sound of the sword being pulled out of its sheath, "buzz" the sound of the immortal sword humming, "boom..." A golden light rose from the ground, and the entire roof was pierced by the golden light and went straight to the sky.A mushroom cloud appeared in the sky, no less than a bomb explosion, but all corners of the ground except the roof were undamaged and clean as before.Regarding Zhang Fei not having time to respond to the protector, he hurried into the room together with the judge to see what happened.
But seeing that the room was open to the air except for the ceiling, and the other corners of the room were intact, Liu Bei was so shocked that he leaned his back against the table and stared at the sword in the hands of Zhuge and Xi... out of breath.
He Xi held a long sword coldly, and the sword was cold with ice.At this time, Mo Fan was also attracted by the loud noise, "What happened?"
Word by word came out of He Xi's mouth: "Get, Xuan, Yuan, Sword, Zhe, Get, Heaven, Xia."
You want to ask how Hexi was forced to say such a thing by Liu Bei's "Longzhong Dui"?From Liu Bei's long list, "The Han Dynasty is in decline today. The treacherous officials acted under the guise of the emperor's order. The emperor was forced to move the capital many times and suffered a lot of dust. Bei was weak in virtue and strength, and wanted to revive the world with righteousness, but lacked wisdom and strategy. Today, Nothing can be achieved. But I am not discouraged, and my direction is still there." At the beginning, Hexi was dizzy, thinking, everything is fake without strength, and only strength and strength are the key to unification.The mortal world has become extremely complicated in the eyes of mortals.I casually said a line from watching the TV series "Xuanyuan Sword" with Mo Fan last month, "The one who wins the Xuanyuan Sword wins the world", and played a little bit with the power of the sword to emphasize the importance of strength.
As everyone knows, it was these unintentional words that turned a page in the storybook set by the Queen Mother of the West... He Xi, Mo Fan, Duan Zhe, Xi Wen, Master Fan Fan and others who fell into the story of the heavenly world came to help voluntarily Meng Zhenhen, together with the inadvertent page turning of the book, fell into another story...
At this time, the clouds and mists in the sky are curling up, and the Queen Mother of the West, who is appreciating the green emerald Yelan ring, smiled softly: "It is interesting to fall into the "Xuanyuan Sword", but the dragon veins of the Xuanyuan Sword are changing, and it seems too easy to break the calamity. Why not..." On one knee beside Luo Qun was a luxuriously dressed and elegant Shangxian: "Would you like to hear what story the Empress wants to tell?" The Queen Mother of the West stroked the short fur of the colorful cheetah in her arms, and the cheetah squinted its eyes comfortably and let it go. The empress caressed me, "Do you have an idea about lighting up the cigarette?" Lianyan quickly lowered his head and asked, "I have an idea for Xiaxian'an, but it's up to the empress to make the decision." The queen mother of the West smiled coquettishly, and stretched out her jade hand to lift up the handsome face of the cigarette. , "Why are you so serious when you talk to others, huh?" Lighting a cigarette in his heart: Fuck me.
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