Bamboo branch girl

He picked up a piece of gold and put it in his mouth and bit it, it was soft.

The pearls are round and round, the jade and agate are crystal clear, and even the five-color jade on the dragon head is not like an imitation.

"Huh? Where did this come from?" Yasha was dumbfounded.

Zhuji smiled and said, "If you want, I can turn this house into gold."

She took back the dragon head jade, stood in the middle, and waved the dragon head jade in the air a few times, but after a while, the entire wooden house turned golden.

The golden table, the golden ceiling, the golden quilt... Even the clothes Yasha was wearing, fat times, the original reddish hair color, including the leg hair, all became golden.

Although it was night, the golden light was enough to make the huge room extremely dazzling.

Yasha wiped his eyes, he stretched out his hand and pulled off a hair on his head, and rubbed it in the palm of his hand, it was real gold thread.

hallucinations!Must be an illusion!

"...Hahahaha! You're lying!" Yasha stepped forward and hugged Zhuji, pressed her back on the bed, covered her with the quilt, hugged her and closed her eyes tightly, "Cut, don't dream and hurry up!" wake up……"

After a long time, Yasha opened his eyes again, and there was still no change in the room. He looked at Zhuji who was being held in his arms, and Zhuji was also looking at him with bright eyes.

He lay straight, his eyeballs kept rolling, and his eyes were almost blinded by the golden light in the whole room.

"Take back those shiny gold things." Yasha showed a rare and serious expression.

Zhuji nodded, raised her hand, and the room returned to normal.

Well, finally it doesn't obstruct the eyes, it's still a wooden house, and the quilt woven with cotton and linen is more comfortable.Yasha snatched the dragon head jade from Zhuji's hand, and imitated her and waved it at will.

However, nothing happens.

Yasha got angry and shook it a few times.

The house remains unchanged.

So, what exactly is his new wife?monster?god?Or some other strange creature?But they have known each other since they were young. Zhuji has always been hot-tempered and unruly, so there is no one else who would want her besides him.

Now she's become more obedient, what's going on?

But the well-behaved Bamboo Girl in front of him seemed to be more attractive to him.

******

Yasha had a sleepless night.

Zhuji always shrank in a corner and refused to be hugged by Yasha to sleep. Once she touched her, she would immediately turn the house into gold and blind Yasha's eyes.

That night, Yaksha tossed and turned under the golden light.

Yes, there is no one in the world who hates gold and wealth, probably only Yasha, who is unwilling to encounter such things again in this life.

Yasha went to the morning court with sleepiness, no matter how actively the ministers discussed about the annexation, he would not listen.He could sleep sitting up and even snore.

The ministers were embarrassed.

They all cast their gazes on Zhu Ji.

Zhuji who was sitting by the side shook Yasha's body, but he slept like a pig and still wouldn't wake up.

The ministers fell silent.

The city lord must have been very tired last night. It was really difficult for him to go to the court after the wedding night. Even the brave and skilled city lord is still a man.

In that case...

The ministers withdrew.

Zhuji took back the leftover notebooks, and she put them neatly on the desk, and let Yasha wake up to read them.

She inadvertently opened a booklet with a blue cover, which described a thought of the same heaven and the same people, and then asked the city lords to unify and become kings as soon as possible.One said so, and the other said so.

Yaksha finally woke up in the afternoon.During the period when he was sleeping, Zhuji had already read all the papers submitted by the minister, and she even changed some content on it privately.

During the next meal time, Yasha lost his appetite and his head was still heavy.He tapped his bowl on his chin and stared at the extremely weird wife in front of him.

Zhuji bit a steamed bun, looked at the vegetables and said, "I heard that all the monarchs are sent by the heavens to rule the human beings, and they can return to the heavens after death. But the monarchs who return to the heavens will inevitably miss their relatives, so in the When he ascended to heaven, he complained in front of his physicists."

"Huh? What the hell are you talking about all of a sudden? Tell me more clearly, meaning that my uncle will die?" Yasha really couldn't understand the so-called divine right of kings.The tone of my wife's speech, including the content of the words, is inexplicably similar to those long-winded ministers.

Just eat well when you eat, talk about the unity of man and nature, and his ears are numb when he hears it.

This lady is not cute at all, why don't you return it?

Zhuji ignored Yasha who had eaten shit, and continued: "When the physiognomy masters found out, they tried every means to make his wife, concubines, and children closer to him. And the chosen heir must face the sky. Cry, or the ascended monarch will not rain nectar on this land."

Yasha rolled his eyes: "I don't understand..."

"Don't understand?" Zhu Ji stopped the tableware, "Simply put, the sky is not a fun place, and there are punishments there. Of course, there are also understanding gods. If there is dissatisfaction, the monarch can go to appeal for grievances and clarify the facts."

Yasha suddenly grabbed his fork and wiped it: "You want to tell me that history proves that monarchs who annex other cities will be punished by heaven?"

Zhuji shook her head: "That's not true, if God needs you to change the dynasty someday, it will send some people who are obstructive to the monarch, such as concubines who are overwhelmed by the country, ambitious treacherous ministers, or even humble slaves or farmers .”

It wasn't until she finished reading the ministers' notebooks that Zhuji understood the real reason why she came to this world.

This may be a test for her.

After making a bet oath with Lord God Punishment, he somehow came to this world which is opposite to the present one.If he didn't make it, who else could it be?

God must think that Weiyuan China needs a new round of rulers, so he gave the opportunity to a monster who wants to become a god. Let's check whether she can become a qualified god by the way!

Beauty confuses the monarch to speed up the country's demise and let a new dynasty rise to replace it. This is a routine that has not changed since ancient times!

Of course, the above are all Zhuji's brain supplements.

In fact, she is still in a state of confusion, and the brain supplement is just to comfort herself after coming to a strange world.

"Speaking so much, I just want my uncle to return Kumamoto Castle to that scumbag? Hahaha, that's wishful thinking!" Yasha laughed amusedly, mocking Zhuji's innocence.

Zhuji searched all kinds of stories about beauties seducing the monarch in her mind.She acted now, and threw herself on Yasha according to her imagination: "Anyway, it's all due to destiny. Don't most monarchs say that they are the sons of gods?"

"But I am the only one who doesn't believe in God."

"you are weird."

"In my opinion, we'd better spend a good night together and have a baby early." Yasha pushed Zhuji away, and peeked at the important things in the room from the closet where the sundries were stored.

Letting his personal subordinates sneak into the closet this morning really lived up to his expectations!He turned to the first page, which was to teach various postures. He randomly turned to the middle page, and suddenly realized.

Next, he knew what to do.

He immediately went to close the door and took off his clothes.For the ruler, marrying a wife is to have children, and let the children inherit their position in the future.But many people are under pressure and have to marry someone they don't like. It is a misfortune among great fortunes that he can take home the bamboo girl who is thinking about day and night.

Why do you say unfortunate?

Because this Zhuji was very different from what he had imagined.

A shell necklace fell from Yasha's clothes, Zhuji saw it, and Zhuji moved over to pick it up.

Zhuji took out her own and put them together for comparison.One string is larger and the other is smaller. The big string is engraved with the shape of a fork, and the small one is engraved with the shape of a bamboo leaf.

Seeing things and thinking about others reminded her of distant memories.

Probably many years ago, in a village near Fengzhulin, there once appeared a fat boy who cared about her and loved her. The boy ran away from home and threatened to become famous all over the world, looking for his own goals and dreams.

Zhuji looked at Yasha who was still peeking at the forbidden book, and felt an indescribable feeling in her heart.

Although she has become thinner and stronger, the trustworthiness is still there.

Zhuji opened her hands, ran over and hugged Yasha's body from behind, and shouted excitedly: "Brother Fatty!"

"What?" Yasha was taken aback.

Zhuji waved the two necklaces in one hand in front of Yasha: "Brother Fatty...Brother Fatty, this, I have a necklace, and you made it."

Yasha stared at the necklace for a long time, still puzzled: "Hey, hey, it's acting..."

Before he could finish his sentence, his body suddenly stiffened, and the numb feeling spread from his waist to his brain. He trembled, his head lowered mechanically, and stared blankly at the two salty pig hands on his waist.

"The waist is hard to touch, it's hard, and I still like fleshy ones." Zhu Jiyi squeezed Yasha's waist contentedly, "It's great that the fat man can become a monarch, I have been waiting for you for a long time." Well, but my favorite is my brother."

"Itch..." Yasha's eyes widened, his whole body was paralyzed, and he collapsed straight to the ground.

his waist...

his waist...

Being pinched, being pinched by a woman... What exactly is this feeling?In addition to the itching, there was also a pain, and it seemed that I had pinched a very important part.

By the way, the doctor said that the internal organs in the waist are called kidneys, and one side of the waist is extremely important for men.

Now Yasha has made his choice.

He wants to return it!He absolutely wants to return this strange Bamboo Girl!

Afterwards, he lost consciousness, as if he had fallen into hell and was in pain.Ever since marrying her, he hasn't been at peace for a moment. Maybe he should have listened to Master Aobozu long ago, and don't let the princess of Kumamoto Castle be the wife of Fushimi Castle.

The author has something to say: that...

The draft of the new article has almost been saved, and it is almost ready to be opened. During the summer vacation, it was agreed to start Sword Ranwu, but it was not completed...

I escaped from Onmyoji, I escaped Sword Ranbu, I also escaped Mengjianji, but in the end I fell into the pit of fgo again.

As it turns out, I'm definitely an African when it comes to drawing cards.

PS: Tomorrow I will go to the Canton Fair for an interview. The update of Wenwen should be released very late, probably around 10 pm.Meme ^3 ^ Remember to wait for me~