[Comprehensive] Every day in Sakurabuki

Jiang Xue rang the Kagura bell in the front yard, not long after all the fusangshen were present, even Monkey King poked his head out of his room to look, with a golden light in his eyes, he pursed his lips immediately.

Why does this person seem to be built of stones?

Buzhou seemed to have noticed something, raised his eyes to look at the attic, and met Sun Wukong's golden eyes, he was stunned for a moment, and then the corner of his mouth raised an easy-going smile.

"..." Sun Wukong thought for a while, jumped off the window sill, and stood beside him with a golden cudgel weighing ten thousand catties: "Where did the stone monster come from, give me a name!"

Hearing what he said, the man was not annoyed. He put the burden on his shoulders in a good-tempered manner, and cupped his hands: "It really is the famous piercing eyes. In the past, I only heard the name of the Monkey King. This deity, now that I can see it, I can be regarded as having experienced the power of piercing eyes."

"Oh, don't talk nice words to coax me. I know you have some kind of friendship with Ao Chan, but I can't just call a monster to live here." Sun Wukong beat the golden cudgel: "If you don't recruit the truth, don't blame me. My grandson's golden cudgel is unreasonable!"

"Why are you so angry? I'm here to welcome you and stay here." Buzhou laughed: "I didn't show my composure, the Great Sage really misunderstood me. I am the Buzhou Mountain that existed in the world before my incarnation. , Trapped at the bottom of the weak water before, the air is naturally not obvious compared to Zhang Er, but I am also an ancient righteous god, not a monster."

"Buzhou Mountain?" Sun Wukong heard the words, his expression was a bit embarrassed, he quickly put away the golden cudgel, and rubbed his nose unnaturally: "Where did she transform?"

"Exactly."

"That's senior, what an offense." Sun Wukong also cupped his hands.

"Those who don't know are innocent." Buzhou smiled: "You also borrowed here?"

"Hide from Master, lest I be arrested to chant scriptures."

"Oh? But you have become a Buddha, so why don't you recite scriptures?" Bu Zhoushan looked at the handsome little monkey in front of him with a very gentle tone.

"Becoming a Buddha and becoming a demon is only a matter of thought. As long as I don't fall into a demon, I just want to live happily."

"Hahaha, how free and easy is it that you are so free and easy in the Western Paradise?"

"Hey, if they were like this, they wouldn't ask Master to come to Huaguo Mountain to teach me every day." Monkey King rolled his eyes and blew the monkey hair that fell on his forehead.

Although Buzhou Mountain has never been to the Upper Realm, there are so many legends about Monkey King in the world, and various film and television dramas emerge in endlessly, but it is still difficult to describe the charm of the person in front of him. Presumably this is the embodiment of imagination and reality.

On a whim, he opened his mouth and asked, "Have you ever watched a TV series in the mortal world?"

"???"

Naturally, Sun Wukong had never seen it, so he could only look at Buzhou Mountain blankly.

"I saw a TV in a room just now. Now that the cultures of the world are common, you usually don't want to recite scriptures. If you are bored, you might as well watch it to relieve your boredom. Although most of their things are books for shallow fun. In terms of connotation, that means Langhuan Pavilion can go." Buzhou laughed.

He has a pair of dark blue-gray eyes, a bit like the color of rocks, and he feels stable when he looks at them. At this time, there is a smile on the corners of his brows and eyes. Although he is a stranger who has just arrived, he makes the children around him have an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

"Cut, it's not like I haven't been to the Langhuan Pavilion. The Jade Emperor built a study there, and I haven't seen him read a few books." Monkey King rolled his eyes. He has never been with the Jade Emperor. To deal with it, although it won't make a big fuss in Tiangong again, but there is always a chance to bury a few words, and the Jade Emperor was thinking about his previous actions, so he didn't dare to say anything.And the buddhas in Xitian are used to muddling along and not causing trouble. As long as the Jade Emperor doesn't say anything, they won't intervene, so Tang Seng will still preach a few words to his disciples.

"Maybe it's just busy work." Buzhou patted Monkey King on the shoulder: "I usually like to watch mobile TV to relieve boredom. If you don't know what to watch, you can ask me for details."

"Oh..." Sun Wukong pondered for a moment, then suddenly raised his head to look at Buzhou Mountain: "Did you talk about me?"

"Of course, there are too many to list."

The room where the TV was placed was not far away, so I took Monkey King there, and when I found out that it was an Internet TV, I was overjoyed: "It's really good, it's the best if you use it, it's much more convenient now!"

After finishing speaking, he turned on the TV, connected to the Internet proficiently, found a childhood drama with the highest national ratings, and said happily: "This is it!"

Sun Wukong took a closer look, and he actually knew the words on it. God knows that living in Su Chi these days is full of Japanese, and he communicates all through magic, and his ears are full of foreign languages, and chanting scriptures generally bothers him. Now Seeing that it was a Chinese character, I was so happy that I scratched my head, and happily sat cross-legged on the ground.

After a burst of music with a strong sense of rhythm but not too loud, a reef appeared on the TV in front of Sun Wukong, and the waves were beating on this huge rock, and the waves were enough to make people tremble with fear.

This is a weather of lightning and thunder, probably because Su Chi intends to use this room as an audio-visual room, so the sound effects are very realistic, as if the whole person is really in the scene, and even the smell of sea water can be smelled, let alone the thunder and lightning. roar?

The timid child wanted to grab the corner of Sun Wukong's clothes without any trace to strengthen his courage, but as soon as Sun Wukong lifted it, he hugged the two and stuffed them into the lotus seat he coiled up, and looked at them together without caring.

Suddenly, there was a loud "crack", and a huge stone on the reef exploded, and a golden monkey jumped out of it!

"Oh?" Sun Wukong twitched his lips and raised his eyes to look at Buzhou: "This is exactly the same as when my old grandson was born. I don't know who took it, but just looking at the beginning, it suits my taste."

"Then you watch first, I will follow Jiang Xue around here, so as not to get lost and make jokes in the future." Bu Zhouban joked.

"Hey, let's go." Sun Wukong didn't take it seriously, after all, Buzhou is also an existence with strong spiritual consciousness, as long as he releases his spiritual consciousness, it is like bringing his own GPS, and it is absolutely impossible to get lost.

"Excuse me."

Jiang Xue took a deep look at the Awataguchi dagger that the whole room was watching with relish, and planned to bring Xiao Ye here later, lest he always walk alone, which is also worrying.

Although both he and Zong San are quiet and not close to others, Xiao Ye is still a child after all, and he needs to make friends with other children.

When the two came out of the audio-visual room, they circled around Honmaru, asked Buzhou if he could snore while sleeping, and then arranged him in the empty room next to the Fanbang weapons.

"Please forgive me for my rudeness." Today Yamato Shouanding and California Kiyomitsu both went on an expedition. Taro Tachi came out, and he himself was sweeping the courtyard, but somehow he became a temporary servant. Many things were not familiar, so he had to bite the bullet first Ask the guests about their habits so that Fanbang can't sleep well at night.

However, he was not good at beating around the bush, so he asked bluntly if he would snore. In fact, Jiang Xue was a little embarrassed. It was really impolite to ask like this, but he didn't know how to ask around the corner.

"Hahaha, it's okay. Although I'm a visitor, I can't disturb you. Sleeping is a matter of rest and recuperation. If snoring disturbs your cleanliness, don't say I will go out shamelessly, and I will follow you Not happy."

Although I haven't seen him in ten thousand years, Bu Zhou's understanding of Su Chi was very thorough when he didn't take shape. This child is born to protect his shortcomings and hold grudges, otherwise he couldn't openly put a Gonggong doll on the bedside to vent his anger , They all turned into hedgehogs.

If she doesn't mind disturbing these children's rest, he will write his name upside down

Jiang Xue pursed her lips in a little embarrassment, made the guest's bed very thoughtfully, and Bu Zhou packed the luggage before following him out again.

"How many people do you have here now? Chang'er actually managed such a big family business. When I just entered the door, I was really dumbfounded."

"There are nearly 50 Fusangshen from the two countries together."

"Hey, that's really a lot of work. She doesn't seem like a person who can worry about it." When the two of them met, the little girl had a very impetuous personality. Can't run around.After he took shape, he also heard a lot of anecdotes and strange things, and he always had some relationship with his sister, but it was just a relationship between the light and the dark side.She didn't expect that she would have a peaceful life for someone.

"My lord is... very responsible to us." Jiang Xue pursed her lips: "You can rest assured."

"I can't be more assured of her, because although she escapes, she will never be vague about what she needs to do."

"...One more thing, I would like to ask you, why do you call the lord 'Xian'er'?" Jiang Xue paused slightly, then tilted her head and asked.

Just because the lord was called "Su Chi" by others, and she introduced them to them in this way, and everyone believed in it. Ordinary great sages also called the lord "Su Chi", but since that day Ao When Shengjun arrived, although everyone couldn't understand the conversation between her and the lord, they still noticed the difference in the pronunciation of the address. It was not the pronunciation of "Suchi".

"Huh? She didn't tell you?"

Jiang Xue shook her head honestly: "I didn't want to ask, but my brother is very concerned. If you know, please reveal the secret to me."

"... Ah. This is terrible." Bu Zhoushan didn't expect this, he said "Ao Chan" when he came, and Jiang Xue brought him here to meet Cha'er, thinking that they all knew Cha'er's real name , but did not expect this to be the case.

He rubbed his chin in a little distress, and said, "What you all know is her pseudonym, right? Her master and I only know her real name when she was not in the world...or her family name. No one can call."

"...Clan name? Pseudonym?" Jiang Xue frowned, but quickly realized it.My lord has a special status, so I would definitely not use my clan name to live in the mortal world. After all, the name is the strongest word spirit, so the lord should have some scruples: "I understand."

"It's better for you to call her a pseudonym, so as not to be misunderstood by others." Bu Zhou said with a smile.

Jiang Xue's expression froze, she bowed slightly and said respectfully, "Yes."

"Don't be so nervous." He put Jiang Xue's shoulders kindly. He was tall and mighty. Standing together like this, I didn't think there was anything weird: "Even if you accidentally called the clan name, it's okay." You can't do anything to her, the strongest onmyoji in your era, if you call her name, you will only be struck by lightning."

Jiang Xue: "..."

So you ancient gods are all this crazy?

The author has something to say:

Take Honmaru to watch the summer drama

Sister Chi recovered from her injuries and left the bedroom to have a look

Brother Hu: Second Battalion Commander!Where is my Italian cannon? !

Second Sister: Shoot your mother's head!roll!

Jin Jian: Anyone who competes with me for favor will die!

Zong San: Oh, bitch is hypocritical

Xiao Ye: Give her a foot of red

Sister Chi who just opened the shoji door:? ? ?I burned out my brain?

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