The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

After Qi Yezhen heard this, she felt that this plan was very good.

When she was at home on weekdays, she was a little princess who didn't touch the spring water with her ten fingers. Qi's parents and Qi's mother still felt sorry for the only daughter and never let her do these jobs.

After falling in love, Liang Xuan never let her go out of the kitchen, he always cooked or took her out to eat.

Even so, Qi Yezhen didn't think it was a problem.

Isn't it just cooking?What's the problem.

There are more people in the world who know how to cook than those who can get into P University. With her IQ, learning how to cook is like a high-dimensional sling against a low-dimensional one. It takes minutes to bombard mosquitoes with cannonballs.

In the past few days, Qi Yezhen's reading has changed from "Securities Investment" to "Daily Recipes".

After researching for a long time, she felt that the trivial matter of cooking was nothing to worry about, and she was even a little eager to try.

On Liang Xuan's birthday, he went to work as usual, while Qi Yezhen secretly asked for a day off in order to cook for him at home.

She placed an order at an online fresh shop the night before and bought a lot of ingredients she needed.

After Liang Xuan left, the courier just came to the door, and Qi Yezhen happily took the pile of things, ready to do something big.

She couldn't help being excited when she thought of the picture of Liang Xuan eating the delicacies she cooked with her own hands and praising her non-stop.

When Liang Xuan came home at night, he faintly felt a strange smell coming from the door of the apartment, but he couldn't tell what it was. He always felt that something was sticky...

After opening the door, Liang Xuan saw faint smoke gathering on the ceiling of his house.

Looking down, there was actually a crab running rampant in the entrance, and it was about to get into his slippers.Looking forward, you can see fried dough sticks and biscuits lying on the living room carpet, testing a domineering crab with their paws.

And Qi Yezhen, who created the chaos, was kneeling on the ground with a spatula in her hand, buttocks pouted, picking out a crab that got under the sofa.

She was wearing a short denim skirt, and the ruffles of the skirt rolled up like waves as she moved.She didn't realize that her white underwear was exposed like this.

Liang Xuan closed her eyes, she didn't wear safety pants in such a short skirt.Fortunately, this is at his home, if someone sees the scenery under her skirt, Liang Xuan may want to hit them.

Qi Yezhen was so engrossed in fighting the crab under the sofa that she didn't even notice that Liang Xuan had returned home.

Liang Xuan frowned, "What are you doing?"

Qi Yezhen was startled and turned her head quickly.For the convenience of cooking today, she tied two ponytails and wore a pink lace apron.

"I, I'm--" Qi Yezhen was at a loss for words, how could she tell Liang Xuan the embarrassing thing about making braised crabs in soy sauce and the crabs crawling out of the pot?

Liang Xuan pointed to the crab at the entrance, kicked it away, and said, "I remember that my family only had two cats. When did you have crabs? Your side business?"

Qi Yezhen blushed, got up from the ground, and looked at Liang Xuan awkwardly, like a child who made a mistake.

Liang Xuan glanced at her attire, and probably understood what she was doing.

Her big innocent eyes blinked and blinked, pure and harmless like a little white rabbit.

Liang Xuan rubbed the center of his brows, he was really afraid that one day she would do something unforgivable wrong, he would immediately choose to forgive her when he saw her eyes.

"What are you doing in the kitchen?"

"I..." Qi Yezhen was about to cry in grievance, and the situation turned out to be completely beyond her expectation.How did she know that these crabs crawled out by themselves as soon as they were thrown into the pot, and all of them were so fierce that she dared not catch them.

Liang Xuan pulled her to his side, and put his hand on her back.

"Are you cooking crab?"

Qi Yezhen nodded.

"Why do you want to be a crab?"

Qi Yezhen whispered: "Today is your birthday, I want to cook a table for you."

Who knew that these crabs alone would make her head big.

Liang Xuan's nose moved, "What's the smell?"

Qi Yezhen was so startled that she jumped up on the spot, and ran back to the kitchen while muttering: "Oops, Oops!"

Liang Xuan followed to the kitchen to have a look, and Qi Yezhen took out a black and unknown object from the oven.

"How did my cake become like this?" Qi Yezhen wanted to cry but had no tears.

Liang Xuan: "...Are you planning to let me eat this?" This is to murder my husband!

Qi Yezhen muttered: "It's not because you delayed me for a while, that the cake became like this."

Liang Xuan: "..."

He was very glad that he delayed her for a while so that the cake was completely burnt, otherwise if he ate this cake then, with his little elf's cooking skills, he would definitely kill someone on his birthday.

Liang Xuan looked around in the kitchen, seeing a mess.

Diced carrots of different shapes and sizes cut on the chopping board, mandarin fish whose scales have not been scraped clean, and beef marinated into black charcoal...

Liang Xuan raised her forehead, she never asked her to learn how to cook, why would she go to the kitchen.It doesn't matter if you go to the kitchen, but you have to cook dark dishes for him.

Liang Xuan asked herself that she had a clear conscience and loved her so much, why did she come up with such vicious methods to deal with him.

Qi Yezhen reluctantly threw the unknown object in her hand into the trash can. After all, it was the cake she baked with all her painstaking efforts. How did she know that such a thing came out?

She pulled Liang Xuan's cuff, sniffed, and said pitifully, "I'm sorry, I thought cooking was easy..."

Liang Xuan sighed, she also did something bad with good intentions.

He took her into his arms and comforted the frightened little animal: "Even if you tear down my house, I have to forgive you, right?"

Qi Yezhen buried her face in his chest in shame, "You are not allowed to tell others about this." This is definitely the most embarrassing thing in her life, bar none!

Liang Xuan smiled and said, "Who should I tell? I don't want to lose face?"

Qi Yezhen's ears were blushing, she was so unvirtuous that he couldn't do anything.

"But, the birthday present I prepared for you turned into this..." Qi Yezhen pointed to the messy kitchen.

Liang Xuan took her little hand and saw that her right index finger was still wrapped in a band-aid, her throat choked: "Did you cut your own hand?"

Qi Yezhen shook her head and said, "It was caught by the crab."

These crabs are doomed!Dare to pinch his precious wife, Liang Xuan has already figured out eighteen ways to kill crabs in his mind, braised in soy sauce, steamed and fried with distiller's grains...

"It's okay, I'll take you out to eat." Liang Xuan's heart ached.

"No!" Qi Yezhen shook her head with backbone: "At least let me eat it for you, and have longevity noodles for your birthday."

Seeing that she was so persistent, Liang Xuan didn't force her.

Anyway, the next noodle is the easiest thing to do. Boil the water and throw the noodle inside. It's hard to think of anything wrong, so I let her go.

Liang Xuan waited in the dining room for her to serve him a bowl of noodles in clear soup. After waiting for a long time, she heard a scream from the kitchen.

He rushed into the kitchen immediately, and saw a small milk pot on the gas, and the noodles stood in the pot, burning up, and the fire was not small.

Qi Yezhen's finger pointing at the noodles was trembling, "I just threw the noodles into the pot, why did the fire burn along the noodles?"

Liang Xuan looked at her helplessly: "You don't even fold the noodles in half before placing them? This pot is so small."

Qi Yezhen: "Because the other pots were burnt before and can't be used..."

The noodles burned for a while and finally put out the fire, leaving strands of ashes on the stove.

Liang Xuan teased, "Are you making burning noodles for me?" The famous burning noodles.)

Qi Yezhen was so ashamed that she wished she could ascend to the sky and say goodbye to the earth.

Liang Xuan indeed had the most memorable birthday in more than 20 years.

He spent the whole night catching crabs, while the culprit was as quiet as a chicken on the sofa with two cats in his arms.

Because he was afraid that she would hurt him again, Liang Xuan didn't let her do it.

After catching for a long time, I finally gathered the ten crabs.

Liang Xuan looked at the crabs crawling around in the basket, and said, "Before the whole crab goes into the pot, it must either be tied up or knocked unconscious, do you understand now?"

Qi Yezhen honestly said "Got it".

What's the use of knowing, she never wants to enter the dangerous place of the kitchen again in her life!

In the end, their dinner was settled by ordering takeaway.

Qi Yezhen insisted on paying for it herself, but Liang Xuan didn't care about her, she had to learn a lesson by making a little money.

Qi Yezhen was eating dinner, and felt that she was really unnecessary, since the restaurant has delicious food, she insisted on cooking it herself.Just do it, and make such a big scandal in front of Liang Xuan...

After dinner, Qi Yezhen was going to clean up the kitchen to make up for her mistakes, but was stopped by Liang Xuan.

"Tomorrow, I will call the housekeeper to clean up. From now on, you should stay away from the kitchen three feet away."

Even if you don't think about her, you have to think about his kitchen, which has been renovated with huge sums of money. Liang Xuan didn't tell her that she lost more than ten thousand in his kitchen today.

After all, the knives and pots she took casually were all worth a lot.

That night, Liang Xuan recovered the loss of his kitchen in his bedroom.

"You said I'll eat next?" Liang Xuan buried his head in her neck, and the hot breath from his breath sprinkled on the hollows of her shoulders.

"I thought, didn't I fail to eat it?" Qi Yezhen closed her eyes and chose to be an ostrich. If she mentioned this matter again, she might disappear from the world.

"Who said that?" Liang Xuan licked her earlobe, followed her sinuous curve with his fingers, and probed into her dense ground that was already glistening, and said, "This one can also..."

The old driver drove really extraordinary.

A night of confusion, a room of beauty.

After that night, Qi Yezhen told Liang Xuan that she was going home.Because the semester is over, it's time to go home for the New Year.

Her family is in a second-tier city in the south of the Yangtze River. The level of economic development is not bad, but it is still much worse than cities B and S.

It's going to rain, and my wife is going back to her mother's house.

Liang Xuan was naturally reluctant to part with her, but there was no other way.

He planned to finish his busy work during this time and go to S City to stay for a while, where it would be a little closer to her, and he would feel better psychologically.

Liang Xuan personally sent her to the airport. He held her hand with one hand and dragged her suitcase with the other hand all the way, silent.

As if feeling the atmosphere of parting, Qi Yezhen heard the "clack-clack" sound of the suitcase rolling on the brick road at the airport, and suddenly said: "Does this sound like a machine gun?"

Liang Xuan was amused by her words, and the corners of his mouth pulled into a smile, and after laughing, he felt even more reluctant to part with it.

She is really cute to his heart.

Qi Yezhen put a kiss on his lips, hugged his waist, waved goodbye to him, and set foot on the road back home.

Liang Xuan watched her get on the plane and did not leave for a long time.