The Ultimate Family - Wind and Snow
Chapter 13 Muggle Wisdom
Achord was missing during the rehearsal. Although this guy usually plays around, he never misses the rehearsal. Several people were faintly worried.It wasn't until Brother Xiong called to inform them that something happened to Achord.
"How is Achord, are you seriously injured?" Dong Chengwei hurried to Xia's house, anxiously wanting to know the situation of Achord as soon as he entered the door.
"Drinking Xia Tian's boy's urine and falling asleep." Xia Yu glanced at the wounded lying on the sofa and briefly introduced the situation to Xiu Yan.
"Have you drank Xia Tian's...piss?" Apart from shock, Xiu's expression also revealed an indescribable emotion.Xia Xue felt that it should be called disgusting.
"It was he who said it himself, to drink mung bean powder made from boy's urine." Xia Mei hurriedly explained, fearing that Xiu would misunderstand that they wanted to harm others.
"That's right, I even fed him myself!" Xia Yu felt nauseous when he thought of that scene.
"That should be for external application." Stirrup standing behind Xiu said quietly.
Immediately, the faces of the Xia family present all turned green.Xia Xue looked at the lying achord in disbelief and said, "How does this kind of inconspicuous and unreliable person play music?"
"How is Achord's condition now?" Xiu walked to his side to check the wound, the visible place was covered with knife wounds, and the wound was faintly emitting Yin Qi, the situation seemed not optimistic.
"I can't die for the time being! I've stopped the bleeding for him, and the wounds on the skin and flesh can be healed. However, the weapon used to injure him is the most precious Lanling Slash from the Demon Realm. The knife slashes with yin energy and seeps into the body. It was discovered late, and Yin Qi has already damaged the heart, so I won't live long." Grandpa said from the side.
"Lanling cut, the one who hurt him is the Lanling king?"
"Yes."
When Xia Mei heard the words "Lanling King", her face immediately became intoxicated: "Ah~ Lanling King, he is so handsome! "
"Have you seen him? Where is he?"
"Taken away by that dead man, it looks like he was his former pony!"
"Grandpa, is the achord really hopeless?" Xiu asked unwillingly.
"If you have to save it, it's not completely impossible. There is an Immortal Doctor in the supernatural world with great medical skills. It is rumored that he can save human flesh and bones. He should be able to save Achord. But this person has a very weird temper. I don't know if he is willing to take action. "
"You have to try it no matter what, achord please take care of you!"
"Let's go together!" Xia Tian stopped Dong Chengwei and said, "Achord was hunted down by King Lanling to save the cold, so we should also contribute."
The Xiangu doctor lives in a valley full of flowers, not a small flower garden like a garden in the middle of a city.As far as the eye can see, there are large expanses of flowers everywhere.A few people walked in from the path, and they were completely immersed in the sea of flowers during the journey. These unknown flowers wantonly displayed their beauty in the sun, showing a sudden and lofty attitude.I didn't expect that there would be such a dreamlike place. Everyone's eyes were amazed and their hearts were fascinated by it. Only Xia Xue found something strange. There were no bees here.
In the center of the valley is a turquoise lake with a wooden pavilion on the shore.It's not hard to find Immortal Doctor Sharp Valley, because he's sitting by the lake and fishing.The appearance of four or fifty years old is not old, but the few strands of beard hanging on the chest are white.
"Are you Xiangu Doctor Immortal? Junior Tie Shikong Dongchengwei, how much you bother me!" Xiu stepped forward and bowed deeply.
The old fisherman didn't answer or pay any attention, just staring at his fishing rod as if there was no one else around.
Xia Mei was irritable. Seeing that the old man was so ungrateful, she rushed up and shouted: "Hey, what's the matter with you, didn't you hear someone talking to you? You're so rude!"
The Immortal Doctor faintly threw out a word: "Get lost."
"Hey, you..." Xia Mei wanted to rush forward to get mad, but was pulled back by everyone.
"Medical Immortal, a friend of mine was injured by the Lanling Slash, and his Yin Qi hurt his heart, and he is in danger. I also hope that the Immortal Physician will save his life with his kind hands."
"roll."
"Medical Immortal, the injured Dongcheng Guard is the Tieke Imperial Guard, who has been doing his best to protect the safety of Tie Shikong, so please help him!" Xia Tian begged.
"roll."
Seeing that begging was useless, Xia Yu decided to try the provocative method: "Damn doctor, is it just a waste of fame, right? Putting on a very flamboyant look, in fact, is because you have no ability to save people, right?"
"Get out." The old man who was fishing leisurely remained indifferent.
Now Lian Han was in a hurry: "Doctors just want to save people, what's the use of saving people if they don't save people!"
"roll."
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.I knew that Xiangu Doctor Immortal had a weird temper, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult. The achord was lying at home in danger, and the Xiangu doctor would not take his word for it, so everyone was helpless, and they were so anxious that they didn't know what to do.
"Old man, are you bored?" Xia Xue suddenly said, "I've lived alone for many years, drinking tea alone, playing chess alone, fishing without even a fish basket, and putting it back immediately after catching it? It's rare to come today Wouldn't it be a pity not to have some fun with a large group of people? Since we want to save people, you want to pass the time. Why don't you give us some difficult questions, and if we can answer, you can help us save people. If we can’t answer, we’ll get out obediently.”
Doctor Xiangu finally had a reaction, and turned his head to look at the girl who was talking, his squinted eyes flashed a shrewd light: "You seem very sure!"
Xia Xue shrugged: "Try it!"
"Okay." Immortal Xiangu showed a sly smile, looked at the sparkling lake, and said slowly, "Then tell me how many flowers there are here, and how many fish are there in the lake."
When the problem came out, everyone was dumbfounded. Not to mention that it is impossible to count the endless sea of flowers in the mountains and plains, even if we really counted them, we would not be able to count them all in a year or so. At that time, the achord will be reincarnated!There are also fish in the lake, who can see how many there are under the water surface is simply an unsolvable problem.
"Oh, I see!" Xia Yu had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good way: "There are ten thousand flowers in this valley, and ninety fish in the lake."
"How do you know?" Xian Gu asked Xia Yu, and everyone looked at him curiously.
"I said yes, there is. You asked this question to make us unable to count, but at the same time you couldn't count yourself, so I said as much as you want. Anyway, you can't prove me wrong at all!"
What Xia Yu said is quite right, there are all kinds of unsolvable questions, and there is no need to solve this kind of questions that even the person who wrote the question can't give the correct answer.Just when everyone was clapping their hands to celebrate how easy it was to pass the test, Doctor Xia Gu sneered twice: "Young man, you are very smart, I really can't prove you wrong. But you forgot, the initiative is in my hands. If you are not satisfied with the answer, you will not save your friend."
"Why are you like this! Isn't this cheating?"
"So what?"
The Xiangu doctor looked triumphantly at the people being teased, and sneered complacently: "A group of young children still want to fight with the old man, go back and drink milk before it's dark!"
"If we can answer, will you never go back on your promise to save people?" Xia Xue asked suddenly.Everyone who was already in despair immediately became hopeful again, and they all looked over expectantly, wondering what she could do.
"I, the Immortal Doctor of Shrew Valley, have always kept my word!"
"Okay, that's what you said!"
"I said it, so tell me quickly how many flowers are there in the wild, and how many fish are there in the lake?"
Xia Xue lowered her head and smiled, then raised her head to look at the Immortal Doctor Xia and said: "All things that have potential are like dreams and bubbles, like dew or electricity, so you should observe it as such! What you see with your eyes may not necessarily exist, and what you see at this moment may not necessarily exist." You see countless flowers all over the mountains and plains in one second, but you can’t see them in the next second!” Xia Xue suddenly burst into a sly smile: “In summer, set fire to burn all the flowers in his valley. Shut up, Xia Mei uses your electricity to electrocute all the fish in the lake to death!"
Xia Xue looked at the livid-faced Immortal Doctor proudly: "There won't be a single flower here, and when the fish corpses float up, you'll know how many there are!"
"Wait!" Doctor Xiangu sternly stopped the two people who were about to act.The situation took a turn for the worse, and the person who spoke out loud just now stared at the smug girl speechlessly.The pleasure of this kind of Jedi counterattack is very inspiring, and everyone gloats and appreciates the embarrassment of the defeat of Dr. Xia Gu.
"Okay," Xiangu Doctor Gritted His Teeth: "This question counts as your pass."
"Then please!" Xia Xue stretched out her hand and made a gesture of asking you first.
"What do you want?" Xiangu Medical Immortal hugged his shoulders, sneered disdainfully and said, "Who told you that there is only one level?"
"You!" Everyone was enraged, Xia Mei rushed forward to tear off the dragon sticker.Even Xia Tian wanted to release Ghost Dragon to beat this old man!
Xiangu Medical Immortal still looks like you can't help me.
Xiu stopped the angry crowd, suppressed his anger and asked, "Then how many levels do you have?"
Immortal Doctor Qiaogu stretched out three fingers, looked at the group of children contemptuously, and said quietly: "There are three levels in total, you only passed the first level, if you can pass the next two levels, I will promise to save your friends."
Xiu didn't dare to make up his own mind, and looked at Xia Xue wondering if he could agree.In fact, there is no other choice at this time, and it is obvious that he must agree to save Achord.Xia Xue took a look at Xiu, and shouted at Xiangu Doctor Immortal bitterly: "Okay!"
"Then come with me!" After saying that, the Immortal Doctor Xia Gu left first.The unwilling people had no choice but to follow.
The author has something to say:
The author borrowed the name of Xiangu Yixian, but it is a different story for different people, please forgive me!
"How is Achord, are you seriously injured?" Dong Chengwei hurried to Xia's house, anxiously wanting to know the situation of Achord as soon as he entered the door.
"Drinking Xia Tian's boy's urine and falling asleep." Xia Yu glanced at the wounded lying on the sofa and briefly introduced the situation to Xiu Yan.
"Have you drank Xia Tian's...piss?" Apart from shock, Xiu's expression also revealed an indescribable emotion.Xia Xue felt that it should be called disgusting.
"It was he who said it himself, to drink mung bean powder made from boy's urine." Xia Mei hurriedly explained, fearing that Xiu would misunderstand that they wanted to harm others.
"That's right, I even fed him myself!" Xia Yu felt nauseous when he thought of that scene.
"That should be for external application." Stirrup standing behind Xiu said quietly.
Immediately, the faces of the Xia family present all turned green.Xia Xue looked at the lying achord in disbelief and said, "How does this kind of inconspicuous and unreliable person play music?"
"How is Achord's condition now?" Xiu walked to his side to check the wound, the visible place was covered with knife wounds, and the wound was faintly emitting Yin Qi, the situation seemed not optimistic.
"I can't die for the time being! I've stopped the bleeding for him, and the wounds on the skin and flesh can be healed. However, the weapon used to injure him is the most precious Lanling Slash from the Demon Realm. The knife slashes with yin energy and seeps into the body. It was discovered late, and Yin Qi has already damaged the heart, so I won't live long." Grandpa said from the side.
"Lanling cut, the one who hurt him is the Lanling king?"
"Yes."
When Xia Mei heard the words "Lanling King", her face immediately became intoxicated: "Ah~ Lanling King, he is so handsome! "
"Have you seen him? Where is he?"
"Taken away by that dead man, it looks like he was his former pony!"
"Grandpa, is the achord really hopeless?" Xiu asked unwillingly.
"If you have to save it, it's not completely impossible. There is an Immortal Doctor in the supernatural world with great medical skills. It is rumored that he can save human flesh and bones. He should be able to save Achord. But this person has a very weird temper. I don't know if he is willing to take action. "
"You have to try it no matter what, achord please take care of you!"
"Let's go together!" Xia Tian stopped Dong Chengwei and said, "Achord was hunted down by King Lanling to save the cold, so we should also contribute."
The Xiangu doctor lives in a valley full of flowers, not a small flower garden like a garden in the middle of a city.As far as the eye can see, there are large expanses of flowers everywhere.A few people walked in from the path, and they were completely immersed in the sea of flowers during the journey. These unknown flowers wantonly displayed their beauty in the sun, showing a sudden and lofty attitude.I didn't expect that there would be such a dreamlike place. Everyone's eyes were amazed and their hearts were fascinated by it. Only Xia Xue found something strange. There were no bees here.
In the center of the valley is a turquoise lake with a wooden pavilion on the shore.It's not hard to find Immortal Doctor Sharp Valley, because he's sitting by the lake and fishing.The appearance of four or fifty years old is not old, but the few strands of beard hanging on the chest are white.
"Are you Xiangu Doctor Immortal? Junior Tie Shikong Dongchengwei, how much you bother me!" Xiu stepped forward and bowed deeply.
The old fisherman didn't answer or pay any attention, just staring at his fishing rod as if there was no one else around.
Xia Mei was irritable. Seeing that the old man was so ungrateful, she rushed up and shouted: "Hey, what's the matter with you, didn't you hear someone talking to you? You're so rude!"
The Immortal Doctor faintly threw out a word: "Get lost."
"Hey, you..." Xia Mei wanted to rush forward to get mad, but was pulled back by everyone.
"Medical Immortal, a friend of mine was injured by the Lanling Slash, and his Yin Qi hurt his heart, and he is in danger. I also hope that the Immortal Physician will save his life with his kind hands."
"roll."
"Medical Immortal, the injured Dongcheng Guard is the Tieke Imperial Guard, who has been doing his best to protect the safety of Tie Shikong, so please help him!" Xia Tian begged.
"roll."
Seeing that begging was useless, Xia Yu decided to try the provocative method: "Damn doctor, is it just a waste of fame, right? Putting on a very flamboyant look, in fact, is because you have no ability to save people, right?"
"Get out." The old man who was fishing leisurely remained indifferent.
Now Lian Han was in a hurry: "Doctors just want to save people, what's the use of saving people if they don't save people!"
"roll."
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.I knew that Xiangu Doctor Immortal had a weird temper, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult. The achord was lying at home in danger, and the Xiangu doctor would not take his word for it, so everyone was helpless, and they were so anxious that they didn't know what to do.
"Old man, are you bored?" Xia Xue suddenly said, "I've lived alone for many years, drinking tea alone, playing chess alone, fishing without even a fish basket, and putting it back immediately after catching it? It's rare to come today Wouldn't it be a pity not to have some fun with a large group of people? Since we want to save people, you want to pass the time. Why don't you give us some difficult questions, and if we can answer, you can help us save people. If we can’t answer, we’ll get out obediently.”
Doctor Xiangu finally had a reaction, and turned his head to look at the girl who was talking, his squinted eyes flashed a shrewd light: "You seem very sure!"
Xia Xue shrugged: "Try it!"
"Okay." Immortal Xiangu showed a sly smile, looked at the sparkling lake, and said slowly, "Then tell me how many flowers there are here, and how many fish are there in the lake."
When the problem came out, everyone was dumbfounded. Not to mention that it is impossible to count the endless sea of flowers in the mountains and plains, even if we really counted them, we would not be able to count them all in a year or so. At that time, the achord will be reincarnated!There are also fish in the lake, who can see how many there are under the water surface is simply an unsolvable problem.
"Oh, I see!" Xia Yu had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good way: "There are ten thousand flowers in this valley, and ninety fish in the lake."
"How do you know?" Xian Gu asked Xia Yu, and everyone looked at him curiously.
"I said yes, there is. You asked this question to make us unable to count, but at the same time you couldn't count yourself, so I said as much as you want. Anyway, you can't prove me wrong at all!"
What Xia Yu said is quite right, there are all kinds of unsolvable questions, and there is no need to solve this kind of questions that even the person who wrote the question can't give the correct answer.Just when everyone was clapping their hands to celebrate how easy it was to pass the test, Doctor Xia Gu sneered twice: "Young man, you are very smart, I really can't prove you wrong. But you forgot, the initiative is in my hands. If you are not satisfied with the answer, you will not save your friend."
"Why are you like this! Isn't this cheating?"
"So what?"
The Xiangu doctor looked triumphantly at the people being teased, and sneered complacently: "A group of young children still want to fight with the old man, go back and drink milk before it's dark!"
"If we can answer, will you never go back on your promise to save people?" Xia Xue asked suddenly.Everyone who was already in despair immediately became hopeful again, and they all looked over expectantly, wondering what she could do.
"I, the Immortal Doctor of Shrew Valley, have always kept my word!"
"Okay, that's what you said!"
"I said it, so tell me quickly how many flowers are there in the wild, and how many fish are there in the lake?"
Xia Xue lowered her head and smiled, then raised her head to look at the Immortal Doctor Xia and said: "All things that have potential are like dreams and bubbles, like dew or electricity, so you should observe it as such! What you see with your eyes may not necessarily exist, and what you see at this moment may not necessarily exist." You see countless flowers all over the mountains and plains in one second, but you can’t see them in the next second!” Xia Xue suddenly burst into a sly smile: “In summer, set fire to burn all the flowers in his valley. Shut up, Xia Mei uses your electricity to electrocute all the fish in the lake to death!"
Xia Xue looked at the livid-faced Immortal Doctor proudly: "There won't be a single flower here, and when the fish corpses float up, you'll know how many there are!"
"Wait!" Doctor Xiangu sternly stopped the two people who were about to act.The situation took a turn for the worse, and the person who spoke out loud just now stared at the smug girl speechlessly.The pleasure of this kind of Jedi counterattack is very inspiring, and everyone gloats and appreciates the embarrassment of the defeat of Dr. Xia Gu.
"Okay," Xiangu Doctor Gritted His Teeth: "This question counts as your pass."
"Then please!" Xia Xue stretched out her hand and made a gesture of asking you first.
"What do you want?" Xiangu Medical Immortal hugged his shoulders, sneered disdainfully and said, "Who told you that there is only one level?"
"You!" Everyone was enraged, Xia Mei rushed forward to tear off the dragon sticker.Even Xia Tian wanted to release Ghost Dragon to beat this old man!
Xiangu Medical Immortal still looks like you can't help me.
Xiu stopped the angry crowd, suppressed his anger and asked, "Then how many levels do you have?"
Immortal Doctor Qiaogu stretched out three fingers, looked at the group of children contemptuously, and said quietly: "There are three levels in total, you only passed the first level, if you can pass the next two levels, I will promise to save your friends."
Xiu didn't dare to make up his own mind, and looked at Xia Xue wondering if he could agree.In fact, there is no other choice at this time, and it is obvious that he must agree to save Achord.Xia Xue took a look at Xiu, and shouted at Xiangu Doctor Immortal bitterly: "Okay!"
"Then come with me!" After saying that, the Immortal Doctor Xia Gu left first.The unwilling people had no choice but to follow.
The author has something to say:
The author borrowed the name of Xiangu Yixian, but it is a different story for different people, please forgive me!
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