unbelief

Ever since Chu Yue and Wu Buluo said that sentence, the relationship between the two has fallen into a delicate atmosphere.

The embarrassing thing is that the two live together, and Wu Buluo pretends not to see each other even if he looks down and does not see him.

Chu Yue was in a good mood.

Wu Buluo was right to be embarrassed.If Wu Buluo acted as if nothing had happened, then Chu Yue would have to think of other ways to break Wu Buluo's defense!

In fact, Wu Buluo's weakness is easy to find.

The reason why he didn't dare to respond to anyone's feelings was because he had been bitten too many times by snakes, and now he was afraid of seeing a rope.

Of course Chu Yue didn't think he was a good person.

In fact, even if Chu Yue is asked to do something outrageous, he will definitely do it.It's just that the only difference between Chu Yue and Chu Yue is that he has lived longer, experienced more, and knows how to control the evil thoughts in his heart.

Everything in the world has evil thoughts.

No matter how kind-hearted a person is, sometimes he wishes someone to die. This is human nature.It's just that some people just think about it all their lives, and most of the time they are still peaceful, and even willing to help others.But there are also so few people who will follow their own mood to hurt others, so the soul will slowly change.

Doesn't Chu Yue want to imprison Wu Buluo?Don't want to hide him from anyone to see?Don't you want to put him in front of you all the time, even break his wings so that you can't leave him even a step?

Of course I wanted to.

It's just that when he wants to do these things, Chu Yue can control himself with strong self-control, so that he won't let himself become hated by people and ghosts.

Back then he was able to pretend to be a good man for hundreds of years in order to compete for the position of King Qin Guang, but now he can repeat the old tricks and almost become a "good man".

Isn't human beings' definition of a good person superficial?

Even if Chu Yue rips someone apart in his heart, as long as Chu Yue pretends to be kind and talks to the other party, the other party will think that Chu Yue is a good person and have no idea how Chu Yue wants to kill him in his heart.

Whether Wu Buluo would believe his words, Chu Yue didn't know.

But even if it is a lie, it will come true if told a thousand times.

If it doesn't work once, just say it twice, three times or four times, and there is always one time when Wu Buluo believes it.

That's why Chu Yue wholeheartedly hoped that Wu Buluo would come to take the Yin official examination.

After being admitted to the yin official, their time is wasted.Otherwise, Wu Buluo could only live for a short hundred years, and Wu Buluo's heart would have aged along with his appearance before ten years had passed, so why would there be anything wrong with Chu Yue?

Compared with Chu Yue's leisurely side, Wu Buluo's mood is more complicated.

For the first time, Wu Buluo discovered that other people's money is so hot in his own hands.Chu Yue's [-] merits are really hard to get.

"It can't go on like this." Wu Buluo patted his face, as long as he calmed down, he couldn't help but think of Chu Yue's words.

Is there really someone who doesn't like him because of his physique?

No, it's impossible.

Even her own sister who grew up together can't escape, why is Chu Yue special?

But there seems to be a voice in my heart that keeps saying, believe it once.

Wouldn't it work just once?

No, Wu Buluo, once you wake up, you only have one life.

Even if Chu Yue is less affected now, can you guarantee that he will still be like this after your relationship grows stronger?

No, no one dares to guarantee it.

"I'd better go get a task, but I'm too busy recently." As long as I get busy, I don't have time to think about things.

Ten thousand merits.

Isn't it just a little more than a month's salary!

At worst, it will be returned to Chu Yue with interest next time!

Thinking this way, Wu Buluo soon volunteered and decided to take up the task.

Because of the large number of Yin officials, and they often perform tasks all over the world, it is unrealistic to want to assign tasks uniformly.Generally, the underworld will delineate corresponding tasks according to the level of strength of the yin officials, and then let these yin officials take over by themselves.

Anyway, the newly-appointed yin officials have to do ten tasks a year, and they can spend the rest of their time freely. If they don’t complete them, their wages will be deducted simply and rudely. If they can’t complete them for ten consecutive years, they will be transferred to a clerical job. , the wages are reduced to one-third, and the tasks are assigned by force.

Wu Buluo boarded the Yinjie app, and soon found the task hall. There was a small board on it, which read "Only for Yin officials during the probationary period".

Well, the Yin official who is on probation actually knows far more than Wu Buluo.There are also some yin officials in foreign countries who have been tested in different places, and some previous yin officials failed the formal pre-employment test due to various reasons, and could only continue to stay in the probationary period.Therefore, these little extra money and relatively tedious tasks were handed over to these probationary officials to do by themselves.

Of course, it's okay for Wu Buluo to take over the jobs of official yin officials, but there won't be any benefits, and life and death depend on fate.

Wu Buluo first looked at the tasks that the probationary officials could do.

Exorcising ghosts and catching demons is the most common, and the level of these ghosts is also very low, not to mention that the yin officials in the probation period can do it, even the candidates who have not passed the yin official exam can do it.

"It only took a month for a hungry ghost to possess a child from 150 catties to [-] catties? Damn, wouldn't it be okay to leave this kind of thing to the Taoist priests in the world? Starving ghosts, you are very poor when you hear it, and it is worth a little Everything is eaten by them... This is not good... This is not good..."

Wu Buluo browsed the information very quickly, and basically browsed through all the tasks that the Yin organ could accept during the probationary period in less than two hours.

To be reasonable, these tasks are quite pediatric.

Wu Buluo is used to strong winds and waves, looking at these tasks again is like a college student going back to do math problems with the nine-nine multiplication table, and he really can't arouse the slightest interest.

These tasks can only be used to make up the number when one has not completed the tasks within a year. If you want to earn bonuses and allowances, you still have to look at other tasks.

Wu Buluo set his sights on those official yin official tasks.

"Huh? Isn't this funeral parlor the one that cheated me of more than 90 yuan last time?" Wu Buluo saw a familiar place name, and immediately went through the details of this task...

Unexpectedly, not long after arriving in the underworld, he would be able to return to the mortal world again.

Those luggage are almost all in vain.

Hey.

"What happened to that funeral home?" Chu Yue was a little surprised when he heard Wu Buluo say that he was going to get back the place he had lost before. When he heard about which funeral home it was, Chu Yue couldn't help being curious.

Ah.

If it wasn't for that funeral home, why would a guy like Xie Banwan get involved?

There is absolutely no reason to vent anger.

"That funeral home was originally opened by a few senior Yin officials, and they made a lot of money in the underworld. After all, collecting corpses and donating money is considered meritorious deeds. A small amount makes a lot. This funeral home is quite famous. Naturally, it is easy to attract covetousness. Originally, these things only need a few yin officials behind the funeral parlor to come out to clean up the scene, but these yin officials have been doing a very difficult task recently and have no time to come out, so they will It was released as a reward task. If it can be solved, not only will you get 1000 million RMB, but you will also get almost [-] RMB in merit." Wu Buluo was very tempted when he mentioned the reward for this task.

One hundred thousand merits is really not easy.

"Such a high merit, there should be many people to pick it up." Chu Yue thought a little more.

"There are quite a few people who picked them up, but none of them were completed." Wu Buluo shrugged his shoulders and said, "The reason for the strange things that happened in this funeral home has not been found out, so the task cannot be completed. All in all, we should be careful. withdraw."

"What's the weird thing?"

"How should I say this?" Wu Buluo scratched his head, a little embarrassed, "It seems that the memory is confused?"

"What do you mean?" Chu Yue rarely saw Wu Buluo so unconfident, "What memory confusion?"

"It's the corpses collected by the funeral parlor." Wu Buluo said the information he found, "Originally, once those lonely ghosts died, it was impossible for them to return to their own bodies. Reincarnation is enough. But recently, funeral parlors have discovered that the corpses they collected will be faked again the next day, but it is not the corpse itself, but other ghosts. It's just that the ghosts are It’s easy to handle, but these corpse scammers will turn into corpses again on the third day, and then the ghosts raised by the funeral parlor will start to confuse the soul memories of these corpses, and now even intelligence work is difficult to carry out.”

What the funeral parlor sells is news, and it is these ghosts who gather information everywhere.Now the staff say things like "my son is not filial", "you shouldn't drink and drive", "you don't have money to buy medicine", etc. It has become a place for those dead souls to complain.

But these staff members have clearly never experienced this!

A good funeral home has turned into a large mental hospital for ghosts. Every ghost suffers from schizophrenia, and the disease occurs in the funeral home.No matter what kind of ghost or demon enters it, it will get sick.The yin officials are a little better, but they will also temporarily lose their memory for a few days.

If it weren't for the fact that there haven't been any murders in this funeral parlor, the merit of this reward must be more than [-].

"This is the first time I've heard of such a situation." Chu Yue was also very interested after hearing Wu Buluo's words, "Ordinary souls will only forget their memories as human beings with the passage of time. The souls in the funeral parlor On the contrary, it can also affect the memory of those who are more powerful than them, there must be something wrong with it."

"Yes." Wu Buluo nodded, "You are a zombie, and your soul and body are bound together. This kind of impact should be quite small on you. Since those human genitals entered without memory confusion, it proves that the other party's attack only Limited to non-humans. All in all, we can't go wrong looking."

The 99 he gave at the beginning will soon double to 1000 million.

Excited to think about it!

A small homestay near the funeral parlor.

"There is no problem with the scanning screen sent by the robot." A man looked at the monitor depressedly and said, "I didn't find anything today."

"But I think those ghosts' memory confusion is getting more and more serious." Another girl dressed like a high school student pointed to a certain place and said, "Look, the armor and eleven have been cultivated for 100 years. You actually started wearing western wedding dresses and thought you were going to get married?"

"Now, as soon as you enter the funeral home, non-human memories will be confused." The man frowned, "There are hundreds of staff members inside, so we have to save them."

"It's been more than a month, and it's still not good." A middle-aged man lying on the sofa said while browsing the bad websites, "Why don't we wait until the big brother and the others come back from Fengdu City. Their cultivation base Gao, it’s the human genitals again, it will definitely solve this problem.”

"Brother, they don't know when they will come back." The high school girl said sullenly, "It's all because of you guys who dragged their feet, and I failed to sign up, otherwise I might have been admitted to the yin official. Wait until I take the exam." Shangyin official, still give out one hundred thousand merits to others?"

"Wake up, this year's batch of yin officials are all big bosses. You should be glad you didn't sign up this time, otherwise, maybe you doubt life." The middle-aged man laughed, "You Look at the Wang family, Liu family, and Zhuge family, all of them were from famous families of Yin officials. As a result, the best of their direct disciples this time only reached the third level, and the inexplicable ones were eliminated. And that Tang Hong, it's the third time in the exam, this time the first pass is [-] points, why don't you still abstain to save your life?"

"I really want to meet these people who are admitted to the Yin official this year." The high school student girl held her chin and said, "The information about them is also very valuable."

"They should still be in the probationary period, and they won't accept our task."

"Not always."

Several people chattered, and suddenly the young man looking at the monitor suddenly shouted, "Stop arguing, come and take a look, someone is here again."

The middle-aged people and high school students ran to the monitor at the same time.

"This... this person looks familiar."

"Why do you look familiar? You said you wanted to meet them just now? Aren't these two the No.2 human group Wu Buluo and the non-human group No.1 Chu Yue? They seem to have bought from us before." Information, heck, it’s the intelligence that went wrong last time. Originally, we could compensate them, but they didn’t come to trouble us.”

The high school girl's eyes lit up immediately, and the fire of gossip was blazing, "You don't know, there is a lot of speculation on the forum about Wu Buluo, Chu Yue, Xie Banwan, and Mu Chuyi's four-corner relationship, about the love information of the four of them They all offer a reward of [-]. We got a few information from the hidden, and this time the reward of [-] merits will be paid back!"

"Nonsense? How much is the salary of the Yin official during the probationary period? Just one piece of emotional gossip news, can you sell so much?"

"You don't understand. In order to satisfy your gossip, merit is not a problem." The high school girl waved her hand, "And there is really too little information about Wu Buluo, so I can only find out that he was in the first place. During the two years of the last exam, I kept changing my position, and I couldn’t find any useful information for the rest. I accidentally checked more last time, and I also attracted people from the Internet police and the Ministry of State Security!"

Speaking of this, the high school girl couldn't help but get angry.She didn't go to check on A Luo, why did she just check on Wu Buluo, and the people from the Ministry of State Security would also come to her?

it's actually really easy.

Among the prisoners Wu Buluo had captured were high-ranking officials and wealthy individuals, and even fugitives who had committed crimes across provinces for many years.Therefore, regarding the news about Wu Buluo, the Ministry of National Security tried to get the police below to cooperate with him in arresting the criminals, and then directly included them in the top secret documents.

Otherwise, with Wu Buluo's speed of arresting people, he would have been arrested by the state long ago.Isn't it because the Ministry of National Security knows that these strange people are all taking the exam for Yin officials?

Compared to those people who start to cause trouble because of their own magic skills, Wu Buluo is still making a contribution to the country!It's just for convenience, it's nothing at all.

"Wait, they just went in like this?" The young man looked at the monitor and muttered, "Whatever it is, you should look around first, contact us, and find out the ins and outs of this matter."

"He's a master of art, so be bold." The high school girl smiled, "We'll just watch here. Anyway, no one died in the funeral parlor."

"Right."

Wu Buluo and Chu Yue had already entered the funeral home directly.

They have been here last time, and they are quite familiar with the terrain here, and there are corresponding maps beside each floor, so it is not difficult to find them.

"It's so desolate." Wu Buluo couldn't help sighing, "When we came last time, we were still a little popular. By the way, Chu Yue, do you feel something is wrong?"

"It's okay, but I don't feel very comfortable." A little disgust flashed across Chu Yue's face, "It's a bit smelly, didn't you smell it?"

"Um, is it the smell of disinfectant? Funeral parlors, there must be some weird smells."

The two had just entered, and before they had walked a few steps, they saw many strange wandering spirits wandering in the corridor.

There was a tall and thick man in a street white wedding dress who shouted "I do" and held a ghost's head as a bouquet in his hand. He threw it behind him if he had nothing to do, and was kicked back by the young ghost behind him.

"Xiaosheng is polite, I wonder where the girl lives?"

"I am the head of Zhao San in the Kanto region!"

"I hit it, I hit it!"

"Unscrupulous developers have taken over my land, son, you are miserable."

……

These ghosts looked solid and didn't have much evil spirit on them. They should be the staff of this funeral home.But they seem to be a little unclear in their minds, wandering here without saying anything, and seem to be trapped in some kind of false memories and cannot extricate themselves.

Two people like Wu Buluo and Chu Yue wandered freely here, they didn't look at it for a while.

The more they walked towards the morgue, the more ghosts they encountered along the way.

Some of them are obviously the staff here, but some of them are ghosts who are not real, and it is estimated that their souls will be scattered in a short time.

"How come there are so many ghosts in this funeral home?" Chu Yue looked at the crowded mortuary, feeling embarrassed to step down.

"It seems that all the wandering spirits around are also attracted here." Wu Buluo explained, "Fortunately, none of them are evil spirits, they are all ordinary ghosts."

Not to mention that they pounced on Wu Buluo, they didn't even take a second look, which shows that they are not some sinful ghosts.

"The condition for getting 1000 merits is the reason for the change in the funeral home, so that everything can return to the right track." Wu Buluo carefully reminded, "Also, don't be too violent, otherwise if the things in the funeral home are destroyed If we destroy it, we will directly use [-] million yuan to deduct it, and if you destroy it too much, we will have to pay it back!"

This is all written in black and white in the request, otherwise, what if the yin officials who came to accept the task cast a few spells and the funeral home would be razed to the ground?

"Aren't we rich?" Chu Yue frowned.

"Ancestor, where do we have any money? We thought we would live in the underworld for a long time, and all the cash in our hands will be disposed of!" Wu Buluo exhorted with a serious face, "So if you can't do it, it's best not to Let's do it."

"Understood." Although Chu Yue felt a little restrained, he still agreed.Hey, if he knew that he would be so poor now, he should have found some jewelry and relics to be buried with him before going to sleep, so how could he still be short of money?

"By the way, wasn't the last time the two of us bought news in the morgue? I remember it seems to be this location." Wu Buluo completely ignored those ghosts that didn't even condense into entities, and strode into the morgue. .

He was very curious last time, was it a corpse or a machine that reported the information about the funeral parlor?Either it's both or it's neither.

Anyway, Wu Buluo was very curious.

Maybe there will be some way to make money wisely.If he opened more funeral homes in the future, wouldn't it be a lot of money?No longer have to worry about having no money or no merits!

With such thoughts in mind, Wu Buluo had extremely high expectations for this mortuary that sells information.

However, when Wu Buluo walked to the position where he bought the news last time, a sudden change occurred.

"Don't fall, come out quickly." Chu Yue's voice sounded from the side, seeming to be a little anxious.

Ok?

Wu Buluo looked down, and found a face without a face, showing eerie white teeth to himself.

seems to be laughing.

The author has something to say: The guy in the funeral home: Mom, after waiting for so long, I finally got a delicious guy!

Wu Buluo: ...Maybe the author thinks I'm not attractive, so he added the lucky E attribute to me.

Author: What misconceptions do you have about your lucky value?Have you forgotten the questions you got wrong at the beginning?