[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

Manhattan, New York.

The blue A letter of the newly built Avengers base (Avengers) is restrained and low-key in the sun.

"Boss, I have to remind you that you have been working for 32 hours straight, and you have an education fund-related speech tonight."

The female voice, which is elegant, calm, and with a standard tone enough to make the anchor of the news network cry to the ground, never knows which direction it sounds from.

And the "Boss" in the mouth of the voice, that is, the man wearing a sleeveless white sweater and holding a hammer to fiddle with steel armor in the center of the base laboratory, continued to jingle as if he didn't hear it.

"Leave me alone, Friday."

The center of his chest, where there had once been a bright blue reactor, was covered with healed scars.

When he was speaking, the earnest aura that lingered around him disappeared in an instant, and he stood lazily like a libertine.

——This is undoubtedly a very charming man.

In the laboratory of Stark Industries' black technology, his lazy look, muscles moving all over his body when exerting force, and unruly temperament form a sharp symmetry with the metallic-toned environment inside the mansion.

The traces of time have made his facial features intoxicating like wine, and the well-trimmed mustache makes people want to kiss and sing, not to mention his big caramel-colored eyes...

Jesus Christ, that's a foul.

He's Tony Stark.

Geniuses, billionaires, scientists, philanthropists and playboys...and, Iron Man.

I don't know how long it took, Tony dropped the hammer in his hand, and touched the mobile phone he had neglected for a long time from the console next door - the latest model, the highest technology in the world, developed by Stark Industries.

His fingers slid across the screen, and he was about to check the communication and text message records...

Suddenly, on the clean and tidy desktop with simple icons, an out-of-fitting, flirty pink app with a white suspected small TV pattern, like a small bubble, popped out of nowhere and occupied a space on the desktop. , and trembled "biu".

On the belly of that little TV read:

...bilibili.

Tony Stark: ? ? ?

……

Day three.

This is the third day Tony Stark has been staring at his phone.

Being a genius, being a Stark, Tony thinks there's no Internet problem that he can't fix after eating a donut.

——If there are, then eat two.

but!

Bu,t!

After trying to delete this cute little TV icon app for the thousand and one time and failing again, the man with big caramel eyes became more interested in this app than ever before.

"Friday, transfer all the rest of the information in the phone, set up a firewall, and open this APP."

"Okay, Boss."

Yes, even though it was the third day, Tony still didn't click on the icon.

——An APP that can quietly appear on Stark's phone, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a hacker's phishing method, him!Tony Genius Stark!would not!Be fooled!

Even his AI butler couldn't delete the app on Friday, and on the third day when the progress was still zero, Tony finally decided to open it.

Surrounded by layers of firewalls, Friday dutifully monitored the internal programs of the mobile phone, including only one APP.

After opening this APP, the pattern on the startup page is two two-dimensional three-headed little girls with blue hair, the bangs with dark blue hair are a cluster of lightning, and the one with light blue hair is tied with a triangular playback button hair tie , called "22 Niang" and "33 Niang" respectively.

They are collectively called - Bilibili Niang.

:)

Tony: ...MDZZ.

The startup page disappeared quickly, and the APP was a mess of videos, life, beauty, makeup and music live broadcasts... everything, it looked a bit like a video site like YouTube.

Everything seems to be normal.

Tony is not interested in those videos, let him watch this as well as make two more armor parts.

With such a mood, I was about to close this APP, and I swiped my finger smoothly...

Loading page: [22 Niang and 33 Niang madly kicked the ball and attacked the small TV.gif] [Swipe, swipe, so tired, meow ^ω^]

Then, the front page suddenly refreshed with a cover—a portrait of his Iron Man armor? - video.

Although it is an extremely naive kindergarten style, but the familiar gold and red color scheme, the reactor represented by a blue circle and a triangle on the chest... It is true that Mark's armor has not escaped.

I just don’t know why there are circles of poop-yellow (?) ovals drawn around the armor, and there are four big characters on the top of the head that can’t be more ancient, in Chinese colorful cloud fonts, and "quickly retreat and disperse".

Crazy, but I don't know why...

It makes people want to click in and have a look_(:зゝ∠*)_

……

Title: [Single Portrait of Shenhao] I want you to kneel down and shout my dad!dad!High energy retreats!

Up owner: Forest Girl Sylvia

Introduction: Every time I face the appearance of the short, rich and handsome Tony’s father, I can’t restrain my prehistoric power :), the small money of the European and American gods is enough to circle the earth hundreds of times and then go around to Asgard Rainbow Bridge, in this case, I'm really sorry for my poor-to-eat-the-earth-crazy mentality if I don't give Tony's father a playmate :).

Tony: ...I know every word but together what the hell is this?

Tony: ...up master, come out and explain what "short, rich and handsome" is, and I promise I won't beat you to death! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Thanks to the strongest network in the United States in the Avengers Building, the small TV's jittery loading page flashed by.

Tony clicked the play button, and on Friday dutifully turned the phone screen into a virtual 3D large-screen projection standing in midair, and the next second:

[All of the short legs in this video are contracted by me!Later ones don't count!Resistance is useless!Bounce is invalid!Nini mine! ]

[All of the short legs in this video are contracted by me!Later ones don't count!Resistance is useless!Bounce is invalid!Nini mine! ]

[All of the short legs in this video are contracted by me!Later ones don't count!Resistance is useless!Bounce is invalid!Nini mine! ]

(This content repeats to cover a whole page)

The entire screen in the air was filled with golden and red bullet screens in the middle, and the next moment, new words overwhelmed these repeated sentences:

[Pooh!you dream!Soni is my brain master!In addition, the inner heightened aura is [-] meters! ]

[While you are all contracting Sauni, I will contract Mrs. Thea in the first second!Ms. mine! ]

[Infinite loop!I'm going to watch the fifth week, and I'll be able to call you Dad throughout the whole process! ]

[dad! ]

[dad! ]

[dad! ]

[dad! ]

[dad! ]

[dad! ]

[Daddy loves me again! ]

[Daddy loves me again! ]

[Daddy loves me again! ]

……

"Boss, you can choose to close these texts, and there is a button to close the barrage at the bottom right."

Tony Shortlegs Stark, whose brain has been completely overwhelmed by "Sao Ni", "Inner Heightening", and "Short Leg Ni", found the barrage button tremblingly and pressed it.

The entire screen instantly refreshed, and the content of the video was also revealed, and the soothing and elegant BGM appeared along with his own video data.

"Thetruthis..."

That "Tony Stark" lost his speech and looked directly at the camera. The reporters' long guns and short guns were mixed with messy flashes, rendering the entire press conference like a boiling pot of water.

Tony froze for a moment, of course he knew what the next sentence was.

"...IamIronMan (I am Iron Man)."

On the top floor of the empty Avengers Building, only these words and BGM are playing.

The man with the mustache wandered between the steel armor in the display cabinet and the video, and for some reason, he clicked the "Bullet Screen" button again.

[Iron Man My Faith. ]

[Favorite Iron Man. ]

[The BGM of the up master hits my heart every time. ]

[Hi everyone, let me introduce you, this is my only male god Nini. ]

[I love him, the same forever]

[The best RDJ in the world, the best Nini in the world]

[Faith - its name is Tony Stark]

As soon as the picture changed, the bearded man who was dressed differently but was still the same person said:

"You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys, one thing you can't take away...IamIRONMAN (You can take away my house, tricks and toys, but you can't take away, I am Iron Man)"

[... Seeing this scene, I suddenly miss that Ni who is smiling in the game world. ]

[Upstairs plus one]

[+1]

[+10086]

[+ID number]

[Except for the first time he flew into the sky, he never smiled in the steel armor]

[Except for the first time he flew into the sky, he never smiled in the steel armor]

[Except for the first time he flew into the sky, he never smiled in the steel armor]

[...Fuck, you are trying to torture me with this sentence QWQ]

[TAT oh my god, I'm going to cry and go blind]

Tony blinked, and the dense barrage of various colors was reflected in his caramel-colored eyes.

"Oh."

He shrugged his shoulders, his pure American voice was deliberately frivolous and out of tune, as if he didn't care - if he didn't blink again.

"The press conference, how long ago did it happen, fans always keep all kinds of video materials in every corner."

"—Oh, after all, not everyone has the chance to meet Tony Stark."

At the end of the speech, he couldn't help but looked up and gave himself a big thumbs up.

Friday Heart OS: If you can lower the corners of your mouth a little, this sentence will be more believable.

……

At this moment, a cheerful Chinese colorful cloud character suddenly popped up on the screen:

"You...ready? (Are you ready?)"

Tony's mustache flicked, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

With a sound of "Boom!", the smoke from the missile explosion exploded from a distance like a curtain, and "Tony Stark" in the middle of the screen was wearing brown-red sunglasses, and his arms were slowly raised.

"Boss..." Friday's voice was a bit hesitant, "I'm sure the government doesn't have relevant video data for this arms transfer."

And this video actually has it, obviously there is a problem.

Tony squinted his eyes the moment this scene appeared, and at this moment, the messy barrage began to swipe the screen:

[Real man!Never look back at the explosion. ]

[My Ni's handsomeness exploded the universe! ]

[High energy ahead!High energy retreats! ]

[High energy ahead!High energy retreats! ]

[High energy ahead!High energy retreats! ]

[Barrage body protection body protection body protection! ]

[Barrage body protection body protection body protection! ]

As the "him" raised his arm, the smoke of the missile slowly filled the air. However, just when the arm was about to be raised successfully, the whole scene was suddenly rewound and replayed again. "Tony Stark" seemed to be doing radio gymnastics Keep raising your arms, lowering them, raising your arms, lowering them...

Boom, thump, thump, thump, it's so magical that it looks like... what is it?

BGM: "The fourth set of national radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students: "Chicken~Eagle~Up~Fly~"."

BGM: "One~two~three~four~"

Tony: "........."

The author has something to say:

I really, don’t know myself at all, how did I come up with the idea of ​​the young eagle taking off_(:зゝ∠)_

I really hope there is an up to make this ghost, it must be fun_(:зゝ∠)_

Think of those short legs, think of those short hands...

Suck and miss the day. 【you