[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

(For the number of redundant words in this chapter, see Zuohua)

Siberia.

The icy cold wind is like blades made of white light, one after another, one after another.

Shua, Shua, Shua!

Shua, Shua, Shua!

The reason why it is called "white light" is because this empty field is too pure white.

In the extreme north, even the lofty sky is that white and gray tone. The sky and the earth are connected into one piece, and it is easy for people who have stayed for a long time to suffer from snow blindness.

This familiar coldness made the man with emerald green eyes recall bad things...

In those days that grew like foot wraps and hurt like the tip of a hob, he was like a piece of meat—the kind that survived decades in the freezer.

The Winter Soldier is a human weapon without self-consciousness, and it can be moved wherever it needs to be.

——Or in other words, wherever blood is about to be seen, just move it there.

Thinking of this, Bucky felt that the tip of his nose seemed to smell of gunpowder smoke and blood again, he shook his head, trying to get rid of those memories, his long brown hair covered most of his face.

Then he heard his friend come over, calling him worriedly: "Bucky?"

The iron-armed man came back to his senses without turning his head: "...Steve."

The voice was slightly hoarse.

……

At the edge of the pure white ice field and the hazy gray-white sky, an imposing iron-gray fighter plane cuts through their blend.

Through the tempered glass front window of the fighter plane, two tall men can be seen talking.

"If it goes well, we can get there before the government group." Steve was wearing Captain America's uniform, without his shield on his back.

The red, white, and blue round shield was aggrieved and shrunk in the corner of the cabin, as if it had fallen out of favor.

Bucky said "hmm".

His eyes paused on Steve's uniform: "I haven't said before that this new uniform suits you quite well."

"Ah, this." The blond-haired and big-breasted smile showed a little nostalgia, "I was just dug out of the ice, I participated in the mission for the first time, and went to the memorial hall to pick up the battle clothes of World War II... Later, SHIELD may I can’t stand it anymore, so I made this for me.”

Bucky clearly remembered the style of the old suit - Steve was wearing it before he fell off the cliff.

So Bucky smiled and said, "Oh, those little wings."

That set of little wings – what a cute adjective.

When the man laughed, there were obvious smile marks on his cheeks, and the brow bone seemed to be carved out of marble.

Those emerald green eyes with perfect curvature are breathtakingly beautiful. From this smile, one can vaguely see the demeanor of the little prince of Brooklyn back then.

It's a pity... "Winter Soldier" left too many scars on his body and soul.

That gloomy sense of guilt, heavier than a mountain rock, crushed his smile to pieces, like an old photo that has been torn, and can no longer be put back to its original appearance.

So he can never change back to the suave, sweet-mouthed, smiling sergeant who 80.00% of the girls in Brooklyn want to sleep with.

—James Buchanan Barnes.

Bucky knew this, and so did Steve.

So the latter grabbed the former's shoulder with one hand, and laughed with him as if he was amused by the "little wing" joke, but the long golden eyelashes covered the sadness in his eyes.

——In any case, Bucky is alive, which is already a good thing that he can hardly imagine.

But Steve himself can't tell which is more painful, "surviving because he became the Winter Soldier" or "died after falling off the cliff".

If he put himself in Bucky's position, Steve felt that he would feel like dying because of those decades of missions that violated his conscience, so he certainly understood Bucky's pain, but it was also this kind of "survival" that would make him want to die. Friends brought him back...

Steve felt that he was terribly selfish because he was greedy for his friend's "living", but he couldn't ignore the kind of sincere gratitude.

Fate has brought Bucky back, as the Winter Soldier, 70 years later in the 21st century.

——this fucking fate.

—Thanks to fate.

……

Still some distance away from their destination, the two men began to make plans.

After 70 years, this is the re-cooperation of Captain America and Sergeant Barnes spanning half a century.

Although Sylvia's message to Steve was that the five winter soldiers were all asleep, the cryo chamber was still the old version, and they could all be shot with a gun, but they still had to prepare for the worst.

So, compared to Tony Stark's "My battle plan is to fight", these two old popsicles are really planning:

For example, what should I do if the five winter soldiers have been transported away by the government, for example, what should I do if the five winter soldiers are awakened by fools, for example, how to plan the road map of the underground base, for example...

When their plan was almost done, the hidden Hydra base in Siberia also arrived.

Fortunately for the two World War II veterans, they arrived much faster than the government troops who had just received the news. The entrance hidden under the snowstorm showed no signs of opening or entering.

Bucky's iron arm was carrying a scorpion submachine gun, and the shield was attached to Steve's hand. The two of them were very alert and walked down in the dark, with the sound of clattering boots rubbing against the ground.

Until they came to the innermost part, Bucky cracked the old-fashioned password door, and the cold air leaked out through the leaked gap.

There were five Winter Soldier sleeping there.

Four men, one woman, Bucky remembers their faces.

Before Steve spoke or expressed any emotion, the "former Winter Soldier" with emerald green eyes carried a scorpion submachine gun, and five gunshots were fired directly "bang, bang, bang, bang, bang".

Fast, precise, with perfect power and angle.

Black and red blood flowed from the eyebrows of the four men and one woman to the bridge of the nose, and before it reached the tip of the nose, it was condensed due to the low temperature.

——Bucky almost always used his actions to backhand the wise saying "villains die by talking too much".

Luo Dadun holding the shield: "..."

It's not quite right, but...

On this day, he finally recalled the fear of being raped by Bucky and being unable to say a word.

At the same moment, surrounded by the remains of the five dead version of the Winter Soldier, a strange notification sound suddenly sounded in the silent and oppressive space:

"bili~bili~"

Shi Aiguo:? ? ?

Dongbaji:! ! !

……

Title: [Shield Winter] Punchme (My Bucky doesn't know about domestic violence, the captain said)

Up owner: Forest Girl Sylvia

AV number: 4834153

Introduction: About Dun Dong's domestic violence~

The BGM is Holdme, and it has been changed to Punchme in line with the characteristics of Dundong, which is completely harmless and √

Friendly reminder: The video is for entertainment only, please remember to call the police if you encounter domestic violence in real life

……

Staring closely at the phone in Steve's hand, the bun-faced man looked as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

He didn't see the fancy profile, but he heard the voice.

That night in Gotham, although he was brainwashed by words, that memory still remained in his mind.

Therefore, he quickly recalled how much shock the same notification had caused in Gotham and even the whole world.

——What is it this time?

——Doesn’t Thanos plan to prepare for an immediate invasion?

Unlike the man with emerald green eyes who was serious and prepared, Steve's expression became very strange when he saw the title clearly.

Like Gotham's global live broadcast, except for the first "bili~bili~", Aya did not disclose any information such as barrage, such as the number, such as the owner of the up, so this time the familiar side dishes did not Make Steve too nervous.

But the content... domestic violence or something...

"Open it..." Bucky sighed.

He obviously took Steve's odd look as something similar to his own.

"We can always face things together, can't we, brother?" Whether it's Hitler or the end of the world.

Steve is still hesitating because of that title—he always feels that the little girl Sylvia will bring something that will break his three views. What important information is missed, after all, what if?

Bucky, who has always disagreed with each other ever since he became the Winter Soldier, simply took it over and clicked on the triangle play button.

The internet here probably isn't very good, and the dancing little TV took a while to load.

This kind of cute animation made Bucky's face a little cracked, but he still upheld his professionalism and waited very seriously and seriously like the Winter Soldier.

BGM: "I love I love I love I love the way you hold me!"

A burst of short, cheerful, and coherent fast syllables exploded the moment Bucky clicked the play button.

Bucky: ? ? ?

Candy green and candy pink interlaced subtitles—"Caring for fans, refuse to be stabbed; everyone is responsible for producing food and spreading sugar"—hangs in the middle of the screen in a swinging way.

A row of barrage immediately passed over:

[Yaoshou!The ghost animal up master actually started to be sweet! ]

[Yaoshou!The Lifetime series has started broadcasting! ]

[Yaoshou!The video passed down by my grandma is actually finished! ]

[Cap's two-meter-thick filter is ready to move, I can't wait b(￣▽￣)d]

Emerald green eyes paused on the word "Cap", he didn't quite understand what the other barrage meant.

BGM: "I like the way you hug me~"

The subtitles on the screen disappeared, and then "Steve's head in the A-helmet" and "himself in the mask" appeared, making Bucky sure that this must be another big secret!

Subtitle gentleman:

Protagonist 1: "The roots are red, the breasts are big and durable, and the quality is good."

Protagonist 2: "Love to eat fruit, gentle and considerate (?), peerless beauty"

Large subtitle: "This is a beautiful story about love (jia) and love (bao)~"

Peerless beauty, blah blah blah: ? ? ?

It seems that there is something wrong.

……

BGM: "I'vehadalongdayIjustwannarelax (I want to take a rest after a busy day)~"

"Steve" is driving down the road on his motorcycle.

BGM: "I don't have time to spend time with my friends~ I don't have time to chat~"

In the barbecue restaurant where the Avengers gathered after the Battle of New York, the unpalatable barbecue made every Avenger have a series of "..." next to his head

BGM: "I know I should work hard but I still think about it~~"

Baji who was missed: "..."

He held up his phone screen, not knowing what to say about this inexplicable development.

"Steve Rogers" playing sandbags keeps playing sandbags following the lovely BGM rhythm:

"Just when Ifeelthiscrazy~worlddisgonnabringmedown(Just when I feel this crazy world is breaking me~ then your smile comes to me)~~"

The sandbags were blown away, and the gravel was rushing. The next second, the camera switched, and the sky was filled with pink.

The "Winter Soldier" whose mask had been knocked off looked back in the hazy pink air, his slightly bulging cheeks seemed to be filled with [Grievance].

Subtitler: [←This is the effect of the captain’s own filter←]

[Baji brother is so cute qwq]

[Seeing Ba Ji, Da Dun becomes a 16-year-old idiot (zhi) Han (zhang) (￣▽￣)]

[Second brush, it’s so sweet that I’m almost getting tooth decay, I’m a good kid who never had tooth decay since I was a child]

[The filter of big breast sweetheart has 8-0-0 meters]

[【Pink Words】Filter praise hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Little brother Bucky: "..."

Steve at filter 800m: "..."

Bucky was out of breath: "...that's how you fucking looked at me at the time???"

Steve: No way to argue.

……

Steve: "Bucky, I..."

没等他把“我”后面的字说完，BGM突然强势插入：“IlovethewayyoupunchmeinyourarmsI'llalwaysbe（我爱你揍我的方式~~~噢）~~~”

Steve: "..."

The "Winter Soldier" blasted rockets at "Luo Dadun" under a large field of pink.

Steve: "Bucky, you..."

BGM：“你的胳膊轮向我！我爱你揍我的方式！请让我一直被你的胳膊轮~~”

[233333 Let's take turns like this for a lifetime]

[[Scarlet Letter] Sorry Hani, my face hurts your hand Σ(°△°)︴]

[Ha ha ha ha]

[hahahahahaha]

Steve shut his mouth.

The fast-paced BGM is paired with the scene of constant jumping. The "Winter Soldier" slammed into "Captain America" ​​in a variety of fancy ways with iron arms.

[Send you off to the west with one kick]

[captain shaking MMMMMM]

[Ninety-year-old old man's daily domestic violence,... a meal is enough]

[↑Upstairs you know it very well↑]

[I'm just stepping on a bit of a madman]

[Not as good as shield dance√]

The iron fist smashed the shield "kuangkuangkuang", "kuangkuangkuang", the subtitles are also thoughtfully put on the counting gentleman, type and remember: "HIT1", "HIT2", "HIT3", "HIT4"...

Ninety-year-old old man, old man: "..."

Changed the venue and continued to fight, another series of counts: "HIT5! HIT6 (critical strike)! HIT7! HIT8!..."

Inexplicably mixed in the middle is a picture of the "Falcon" being kicked off the aircraft carrier by the "Winter Soldier".

[Sam: You called the wrong person! ]

[Falcon:? ? ? ]

[However, what did our little Amao do wrong...]

[I feel sorry for Ah Mao who was beaten up by the domestic violence duo together]

[A Mao who is always lying on the gun: I am smiling very happily :)]

The sweet female voice sang: "My love for you is unmatched, beyond words, I can't imagine how I can love you less~"

“主啊~~~我爱你揍♂我的方式~~~”

"Whoaoh (Whoaoh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh)~~"

……

After a long series of screen rotations and singing, the joyful female voice gradually faded away.

The author has something to say:

In the empty Hydra base, gradually gentle singing slowly echoed: "I am very grateful for everything you have done for me..."

During World War II, "Sergeant Barnes" prostrated himself in the grass, and neatly dealt with the enemies who wanted to attack "Captain America". "Steve" with a mask turned around and saluted his sharpshooter. a gift.

The man with blond hair and blue eyes softened his eyes because of this long and familiar picture.

BGM: "I wish I could write a short poem or story for you..."

"Steve" who had just been injected with serum and became Captain America sat under the eaves in the rain, writing and drawing with a serious expression.

Bucky also breathed a sigh of relief, brushing his steel fingers across the screen, his emerald green eyes showed a little nostalgia.

The screen turned to the notebook in "Steve"'s hand, but the subtitle suddenly became bold and capitalized, with colorful Chinese words: [Love Poetry: You are Baji / I am Shield / Lingering / To Brooklyn]

The lingering duo: "..."

Then there was another big meal of "HIT" domestic violence. The "Captain America" ​​whose face was bruised and swollen with oily skin struggled to raise his head, and a series of subtitles were drawn on his head:

"Listen to me Bucky!"

"this is not your fault!"

"Actually, Sam just finished mopping the floor!"

"The ground is really slippery!"

"And then I myself..."

"That's right, it's me (super capitalized)!"

"fall down!!!!"

[So what did Amao do wrong in his life? ]

[Amao who can't even wipe the floor:? ? ? ]

[Gao Meng in front! ! ! ]

Instant black screen.

A picture of a cat with dark circles popped out: "Oh."

Bucky Meow: "..."

Oh.