[football] this god

"Of course it is true. Mr. Maradona told me that his precious daughter is with Messi."

The next day, a sentence from a friend of Maradona's big mouth made the headlines of the media all over the world.

Cristiano and Aguero were so angry that they jumped in different cities in Europe, and they called Leo with a tacit understanding. As a result, both parties were busy at the same time, and no one dialed in.

"He didn't answer the phone! He must have gone to talk to Maradona about the wedding!" Cristiano then called Mendes to complain - Cristiano was very angry, he didn't expect Messi to be like this people.

Mendez directly unplugged the phone battery.

However, the person involved, Mr. Messi, did not make any response except that he was surrounded by reporters when he went to training, and said "misunderstanding, it's not me, it's Kun".Even when Ronaldo asked again, he just said, "Didn't you say it? It's not me. Besides, is it me, don't you know? I should ask if it's you-Kun said, Mara Donner likes you very much."

Cristiano was reversed, and he was even more aggrieved and determined to beat Barcelona in the final.

In the days that followed, nothing happened beyond Cristiano's knowledge-Barcelona and Manchester United both entered the Champions League final peacefully.

Maradona specially arranged a trip to the UEFA Champions League final in Rome. He told himself: You have to see how those two little bastards who can't seduce your daughter are killing each other.

He couldn't believe it!Two big men can't seduce a yellow-haired girl who doesn't know anything about it, and let a brat who doesn't know who it is take advantage of it-this is an insult to the dignity of a man.

Before the game, Maradona saw Sir Alex Ferguson while having breakfast in the restaurant of the designated hotel for the Champions League final - this time he didn't envy Sir Alex Ferguson at all, he even sympathized with him a bit.Although Maradona himself can't get Ronaldo, isn't Ferguson about to lose him now?Thinking of this, Mr. Maradona felt a lot more balanced.

Given that his mood was fairly stable, Mr. Maradona did not go to trouble Sir Alex Ferguson this time - he stayed in his seat and continued to eat.

"Mr. Maradona?"

Maradona heard someone calling him behind him. He thought it was some blind reporter, so he turned his head impatiently——when he saw it clearly, he raised his eyebrows, "Mourinho? Yes. Is that you, Monsieur Mourinho?"

Mourinho, who was still carrying the dinner plate, didn't seem flattered that Maradona knew about him, he just smiled and nodded.

Maradona has always had a bad face on those who flatter him, but he is more friendly to those who have no special admiration for him-today Maradona is no exception, "Aren't you the head coach of Inter Milan? Why? Come to the Champions League final?"

"Perhaps it's because Milan is so close to Rome? At least it's always much closer than Buenos Aires is to Rome—and you? Sir, you don't look like you'd be able to 'drop in' to have a look. Mourinho said with a smile, "For Mr. Messi?" "-Mourinho ignored the mood of Mendes who wanted to leave.

Maradona signaled Mourinho and Mendes to sit across from him for breakfast.

Mourinho was not at all polite.

"Of course, of course I'm for Leo," Maradona said only half of the truth - he can't admit that he likes Ronaldo and wants Ronaldo to be his son-in-law, it's about his face, "So, Aren't you for Ronaldo?"

The corner of Mourinho's mouth twitched, "Uh...I'm thinking about whether to intercept Ronaldo from Real Madrid."

Maradona gave a ten-second death stare—but after ten seconds, he realized that this was impossible, so he returned to normal, and quickly turned on the cynicism mode and the disregard of the facts mode, "It's obviously impossible, Inter have always been poor. So, who do you think will win?"

Mourinho originally wanted to refute the fact that "Inter Milan is poor"-but obviously guessing the result of the game with Maradona is more interesting than raising a bar, so he chose the interesting one, "Although I think Ronaldo is very good, But I choose Barcelona - Barcelona are a bit unstoppable this year. And, more importantly, no team has yet defended the Champions League."

Feudal superstition-these four words are written all over Maradona's face.

"Isn't this an age of science?" Maradona said. "Don't you think feudal superstitions are outdated? In fact, I think it is more likely to be Manchester United this year."

Mourinho was a little surprised to be honest. He thought Maradona just liked Ronaldo a little bit, but he didn't expect to be so biased, "Why not Barcelona? Do you think Ronaldo is better than Messi? I thought you Think Messi is the best - you've always favored the Argentines, haven't you?"

"That's a misunderstanding," Maradona shrugged. "Of course I've always favored Argentina, but now it's not Argentina and Portugal, it's Manchester United and Barcelona - two different things. And I'm just stating the truth in my eyes That's it. By the way, I don't think Ronaldo wins the same as he is better than Leo - on a purely competitive level. After all, they are both young, and it is too early to say that."

Mourinho seemed to be surprised by Maradona's rationality and objectivity, "I'm surprised that you would say that-in fact, drawing conclusions on someone at the sporting level is what many people enjoy watching football. There are thousands of fans in the world every day. They may only watch 1 minute of the game, but they still comment on the "upper limit" of a certain player online and want to make a conclusion for him. "

"I'm against someone prematurely discussing the "competition" between the two of them, but that doesn't mean I'm against doing it to other people. Maradona winked at Mourinho, "After all, the difference between people is huge." "

"Because the 'likelihood' of others is already very low, isn't it? "Mourinho didn't want to look too stupid or something, so he just said the answer.

Maradona really showed an admiring expression, "Of course, some people have been proven to have no chance of professional football when they are eight years old. The 12s prove to be the end of it, and there are some people - like Ronaldo and Messi - who are 20 and can't talk about it."

"But human talent has a "fixed value". "

Mendes, who had been eating in silence, suddenly spoke, which surprised even Mourinho.

Maradona frowned, "What do you want to say?"

Mendes looked remorseful, he didn't seem to want to say anything, but now that he's outspoken, there seems to be no better solution - he can only say, "I mean, a person No matter how fast you can run and how high you can jump, no matter how hard you train and how you adjust, it is difficult to break through an extreme value, isn't it? If this is the case, can't they be measured by this extreme value?"

Maradona turned his head and looked at Mourinho, "You should change your agent, Mr. Mourinho, I am afraid that your agent is Franken who has never seen football and ran directly from the science laboratory. Stan? It really surprised me that he had such a "special" way of thinking. "

Mendes wanted to rush up and beat Maradona violently.

But he dared not.

Mourinho, on the other hand, has absolutely no friendship among his compatriots or support among his colleagues. He obviously showed a look of optimism, "He hasn't studied for a few years, sir, so he probably won't be able to do Frankenstein." Stan."

Maradona ignored Mendes and just focused on talking to Mourinho, "Back to our question just now, both Ronaldo and Messi are still in the learning stage-at present, Ronaldo is slightly better, But in the long run, some things are hard to say. So although I am optimistic about Ronaldo, I will not say that Ronaldo will definitely win the final victory."

"Where is he slightly better?" Mourinho asked.

"Think, Mr. Mourinho, football is not a purely barbaric sport, football also needs to think." Maradona showed some arrogant look, "I am far better than others, because I know how to think about football, and Others don’t know—thinking is one of my most important gifts, maybe even the most important.”

Mourinho showed a disbelieving smile, "Sir, I don't agree. Football is winning or losing, it is strength, and it has nothing to do with temperament or theory-just like you said, this is a scientific one. The times have passed, and feudal superstition has indeed become obsolete."

This sentence is simply saying that Maradona is an outdated guy, but Maradona only feels the thrill of being provoked-probably for many years, and for many years, few people have been able to mock him in person and say that he is wrong.Maradona even misses this feeling a little bit.

"Let's see, young man, you are still a football kid." Maradona laughed.

The author has something to say: it’s the end of the year, let me say a happy Spring Festival and a happy Valentine’s Day to everyone in advance

Thank you for your support and tolerance over the past year, and I hope to give you more advice in the new year

Then two notifications:

1. Thirty and the first day of the new year will not be updated. A lot of things have happened at home this year. I want to spend more time with the elderly at home.

2. I said on Weibo yesterday that if Vieira broke up with Dongjiaqiu at the press conference, he would post a joke. The official announcement is only a paragraph