[football] this god

Strictly speaking, Mr. Mendes framed Leo——Leo never admitted that he was a strange creature, a walking broom star, and a living barber. In fact, Leo only received a friendly reminder from Mendes Said: Although Mr. Mourinho has always been not very good at pleasing people, but the world's famous coaches are quite good at judging people. Ronaldo is indeed a strange creature in the world, a walking broom star and a living bar.

Leo considered himself smart, kind, understanding, and gentle.

Of course, none of the above is important-the important thing is that Real Madrid will regain the long-lost league trophy after all, so all parties are actively thinking about how to celebrate it.

Although after defeating Barcelona, ​​Real Madrid has basically established its championship status, but after all, there is still a possibility of losing the championship in theory, so in any case, the championship celebration cannot be held before the second round of the Champions League semi-finals-for It's a bit of a pity for the players, because they were looking forward to having some fun with such a dense schedule, but for Mourinho, he thinks it's not bad.

Mourinho is very careful now, he doesn't want to distract his players before the second leg of the crucial semi-final of the Champions League, he hopes that everyone can go straight to Huanglong and finally celebrate with two champions.

However, Mourinho finally took a small step back under the ardent expectations of the players-although he has not officially won the championship yet, considering that the league advantage is basically impossible to be shaken, the players proposed a small barbecue Lie down to apply.

Both Cristiano and Cassie thought it would work—since both of them were happy to hold the event successfully, Mourinho reluctantly agreed although he felt it was unnecessary.

Everyone happily waited for the time to eat meat.

……

——"Cristiano, this is what you did..."

Mr. Ramos pointed to the oversized vegetable platters on each table, so tearfully accused Cristiano - the others silently stood behind Ramos, trying to give him strength against Cristiano.

Mourinho glanced at the large platter that could occupy half of the table, and praised, "Very imaginative combination, Cristiano told me, purple cabbage, onion, olive fruit, you can find more Unpalatable vegetables?"

Real Madrid's players nodded and began whispering loudly that Cristiano should never have been involved in the preparations in the first place.

Cristiano decided he was going to be sad.

"I don't think this is right. You can't just eat barbecue. You must also eat some vegetables to ensure a balanced nutrition. You know." Cristiano explained to himself, in case he was excluded from such gatherings in the future.

But the others still seem to want to keep him out - but they can't, they can't isolate the top card of the team, so they just sit in silence and pretend to be indifferent, pushing the huge vegetable platter away from them And it's up to the person who ends up losing the tug of war to hide the plate under the table.

Cristiano let out a huge sigh, thinking he was an underappreciated Van Gogh.

"Every time I come to this time, I will deeply feel that although Leo doesn't like to talk to us, he is cute every time we have dinner together." Sitting together with Higuain, Di Maria muttered, "Leo never cares about us." Do we eat this grass—are we rabbits?"

"Then you are lucky, at least no one let you eat grass when the national team had dinner together." Sitting at the same table with Higuain and the others, Pepe looked sadly at the grass tray under the table, and then showed no mercy Xinxin casually kicked the plate.

His behavior obviously awakened others to think about 'Oh yes, poor Mr. Pepe and Cristiano are still teammates in the national team, God, he is so pathetic' - Pepe Immediately receiving everyone's sympathetic gazes, Pepe sighed, "But Cristiano's hobby is not completely...not completely bad."

Others - mainly Di Maria - felt that Pepe was being forced to say this, so he patted Pepe on the shoulder and said bitterly: "It's nothing, Pepe, you can tell us the truth. "

Pepe's back stiffened, "You misunderstood, but I actually mean it."

Di Maria obviously didn't believe it, and neither did Higuain.

"Although Cristiano has some little bad tastes, in general he is not entirely because he is an obsessive-compulsive disorder patient-he really thinks this is good. I think he just really wants to take care of him. Let me explain to everyone, but you also know that you cannot expect people of his mental age to be perfect in this aspect." Pepe rarely said a lot of words to explain to Cristiano.

Cristiano, who had been supervising his young team-mates spreading meat on the grill, heard the words and was so touched he ran back to shake Pepe's hand.

But Pepe pretended not to see his hands and walked away to barbecue with some young players himself.

"Speaking of which," Higuain stood up to save the field, "after our fight over whether to eat grass...well, if we and Barcelona both reach the final, will we have to play the derby again?"

It's nonsense, but even that is better than arguing about sloppy things--everyone thinks so, and responds to the subject.

"But I think that even if we really meet Barcelona again this year, I think our chances of winning are better." Marcelo said while leaning over to the grill with a jar of barbecue sauce, ready to splash ink at any time.

"Of course, of course," Cristiano took another can of barbecue sauce, and while carefully studying the ingredient list, he responded casually to Marcelo, "I also think ours is more likely, don't forget, in We did not lose in the two rounds of the national derby in the league - the only pity is the King's Cup, but the King's Cup can't explain anything, after all, there were special circumstances at the time."

By this time the first batch of roasts were already sizzling on the grill, and Cristiano and Marcelo immediately waved their brushes and fought for the right to brush the sauce. They obviously enjoyed this boring competition - the young The young players can only survive in the cracks, dodging left and right to prevent themselves from getting the barbecue sauce, while watching the barbecue and turning the meat in time.

Pepe couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Cristiano to another barbecue grill next to him, and asked him to brush the barbecue on this grill.

Cristiano sighed and worked listlessly.

"But actually I don't think Barcelona can win." Mourinho said casually while inspecting the progress of the barbecue with his hands behind his back. "Hey, Cristiano, you have too little barbecue sauce on this piece of meat."

Cristiano quietly rolled his eyes, and brushed the barbecue several times.

"Why?" Marcelo took time out of his busy schedule to ask, "Let me be clear, I don't think we can't win, I'm just thinking about why you are so sure—after all, Barcelona is still a strong opponent."

Mourinho didn't think there was any problem with this question. He shrugged, "Don't you see it? Guardiola is bored."

All eyes were on Mourinho's face, and their expressions told Mourinho: No, we didn't see it, how did you see it?

Mourinho is worried about the IQ of the younger generation on earth, "Do you really feel nothing? Guardiola is not a good person. He used to respond to my provocations anyway-even if it was very brief. But he will respond to some extent. But now? Have you seen his reaction after Barcelona scored a goal in the Clasico that day? He didn’t react at all, nor was he very happy or proud. It was very flat, like the goal against Real Madrid. The ball is the same as it was against Sporting Gijon."

Cristiano knew better than anyone that Mourinho was right - not that Guardiola was good or happy about the part, but that he was 'tired'.

Guardiola should be resigning soon, if Cristiano doesn't have dementia and can't remember things.

To be honest, although Cristiano often feels that Mourinho is an annoying spirit, he has to admit that Mourinho does have his own advantages-Mourinho is good at noticing changes on the football field, Good at dealing with this, he's quite gifted at it.

"Are you happy? If he's really 'tired'."

A kid in the Real Madrid team suddenly said this.

Cristiano looked at the young man a little speechlessly, but considering that the words had already been spoken and there was no point in stopping them, so Cristiano just lowered his head and continued to brush the sauce.

Mourinho's expression when he heard this question told everyone that he hadn't actually thought about it.

Mourinho thought for a while, "Um... a little surprised? I didn't expect this to happen. But it's reasonable, I guess? After all, I don't think this result is particularly strange."

——'Do you miss it?Face-to-face with Guardiola in La Liga? '

Many years later, when Cristiano had grown up and didn't mind the past so much, he met Mourinho at a party of Mendes one time, and asked casually after the pleasantries.

'And you?Miss it?Face-to-face with Messi in La Liga? 'Mourinho is still the same, even in a matter where there is no competition at all, he has to go head-to-head with others.

Cristiano shrugged, 'Honestly?For a bit,' Cristiano admitted generously, 'I must say, those nine years were memorable, whether they were pleasant or not. '

Mourinho raised his eyebrows, "I'm about the same. The days when I met Guardiola face to face can't be said to be happy or painful, but they are unforgettable."To be honest, when he left La Liga I was a bit...'

Mourinho suddenly stopped talking, and he looked at Cristiano warily.

'Um? ' Cristiano didn't quite understand what that meant.

'Well, when he left La Liga I didn't feel anything at first, even a little triumphant, you know?But after an offseason, when I was facing a change, I didn't feel very happy and felt a little weird. Mourinho shrugged, "Maybe you are used to him being the head coach of Barcelona?"I don't know either. '

'Me too, when I really realized that Italy didn't have Messi,' Cristiano paused, but went on quickly, 'When I realized we were in different leagues in Europe, I had Sometimes I will think about whether Messi will feel uncomfortable-just like I will feel a little uncomfortable. '

Mourinho looked at Cristiano for a while.

'honestly? ' asked Mourinho.

Cristiano nodded.

'I don't think he will,' Mourinho is very frank, frankly unflattering, 'Messi doesn't seem like the kind of person who cares about these things, to be honest, he already has all the personal honors Well, it doesn't matter to him whether you, or anyone else is there, is it?He only has the World Cup left, but you are not Argentine and you cannot help him win the championship. Why should he care about you? '

'You are annoying. ' Cristiano said politely.

’ I’ll admit it, I’ve always been good at making people angry. 'Mourinho still maintained his frankness,' but to be honest, if Messi really cares about you going to Italy, it is probably because he is used to you there-no special meaning, Just because he's used to you being there.But that would be very strange, because I actually get bored after soaking in this kind of 'competition' for a long time, rather than getting used to it. '

——"Everyone will be bored." Mourinho explained himself, "Our confrontation is a good show for outsiders, but it is difficult for both of us to be regarded as enjoyable, so if It's only natural that he gets tired of it - even if he doesn't..."

Mourinho stopped suddenly, and then turned to Cristiano bluffing, "Hey! The meat in your hand is almost burnt, can't you concentrate?"

Cristiano rolled his eyes.

But Cristiano is glad Mourinho didn't finish the sentence, because he knew that if Mourinho finished, then the full version of the sentence would be: Even if he is not tired, I will be tired sooner or later .