[football] this god

No one knows exactly what Sir Jazz said to Ruud Van Nistelrooy, and everyone involved in this conversation, from Jazz and Van Nistelrooy to Keane, kept it secret.

——"Don't look at me like that, Cristiano, I was called in at the last stage, I don't know anything." Keane said to Cristiano, "But no matter what, there is no one here Just do your own thing and don't worry about anything else."

Cristiano curled his lips and fell silent.

"The city derby is very exciting."

Several days later, Cristiano received the text message from Messi.

"Is the communication network in the whole city of Barcelona destroyed? It's been a few days since this game?" Cristiano complained about Messi mercilessly. "But thank you. By the way, I have to say that the Barcelona game is very boring .”

Boring = why didn't you play - Leo knew that was what Ronaldo meant without asking.

This can’t be blamed for Cristiano’s ignorance. The fact is that he “in those days” neither cared about the young Messi who was thousands of miles away, nor did he have the hobby of researching party data afterwards, so if he still doesn’t know Messi’s first If he played this season, it really can't be regarded as his fault.

# Regardless, no matter what, anyway, how to say Cristiano will never be wrong # - he likes this tag.

"Mr. Rijkaard is very conservative and a little stubborn in certain things." Leo replied.

"Are you crazy? If people know that you are talking about the head coach like this behind your back, you can report to Arsenal next year - visa-free." Cristiano's eyes widened and he quickly replied - he didn't think he was doing it Concerned about Messi, he is just... you know, he is such a kind and upright gentleman who repays evil with kindness.

"I'm just telling the truth. Barcelona has its own problems now, and Mr. Rijkaard is not the one to solve them." Leo thought more outrageously than this sentence, but he still didn't say it after thinking about it—— He believes that Ronaldo will not tell others about the conversation between them, because it is a secret that only the two of them can know, but he still has a little selfishness.

A little bit of selfishness that doesn't want others to pry into the shadows in Barcelona's bright sun.

He still loves Barcelona and is grateful to Barcelona. Talking about it to this extent is already his greatest tolerance for himself.

Cristiano desperately recalled what was wrong with Barcelona, ​​but his close attention to Barcelona basically started after he arrived at Real Madrid, and he really didn't know much about the previous things.

"Every team has its own problems." Cristiano tried to comfort Messi, "there will be the right people to solve it."

Leo didn't reply.

"Is something wrong with Barcelona?" Cristiano thought about it and sent Quaresma a text message.

"Busy?" Quaresma didn't reply after 10 minutes, and Cristiano couldn't help sending him another one.

Quaresma finally replied this time—"No, I just had a premonition that this might have something to do with Leo, so I forwarded your text message to Jorge for him to understand, and he said he would talk to you."

Cristiano was so frightened that he immediately turned off the phone.

Quaresma did not expect Cristiano to reply to him after sending this text message-of course he did not forward this text message to Mendes. After all, he did not want to challenge Mendes' Messi allergies. Complications: Barcelona allergy.

He just wanted to scare Cristiano, and find a clean place for himself by the way. He had enough troubles in Barcelona, ​​and he didn't want Cristiano to find trouble for him again-it was not conducive to the sustainable development of friendship.

He covered his face and sighed deeply.

In the Copa del Rey game a few days later, Leo got 15 minutes on the bench - a short time, but precious for a 16-year-old kid.

Cristiano knew about it only 10 minutes after the game, because Messi sent him a text message: "Did you watch the game tonight?"

Cristiano had a premonition that if he said no, it would be impossible to be forgiven, so he pretended that his mobile phone was out of battery, and sat in front of the computer anxiously trying to find the video.

He was lucky.

When Messi came on the field, Barcelona had already established the victory. There is no doubt that Rijkaard replaced him just to inspect the newcomers and let the main players rest their legs by the way.

When Messi came on the field, Barcelona was preparing to take a free kick. After Messi came on the field, he was on the edge of the field.

The free kick was very random-at least Cristiano thinks so-it was completely inaccurate, and the anti-aircraft gun was shot directly, as if the ball was originally aimed at the sky.It looked like it was meant to give the opponents a chance to build up an attack and let them score a goal in order to prevent Barcelona from winning too easily.

Cristiano knew without watching that Messi must be frowning and shaking his head and sighing in a place where others could not see at this time-he had watched this episode several times in the national derby.Messi will never understand what is called normal people's way of playing football, what is called Leo Messi/Ronaldo's way of playing football.

No.803 minutes, Messi touched the ball for the first time in the field - Ronaldinho received the ball and passed it back to Messi.

Messi took a step to the side, and there were two passing lines in front of him: Enrique on the right front and Ronaldinho who had already run to the center.Cristiano thinks this is a very easy choice. On the line where Ronaldinho is located, there are two defensive players one behind the other who can keep up with the block at any time, while Enrique's line is completely empty. ——For the sake of stability, Cristiano himself will choose Enrique who is farther away from the penalty area and the gate.For the sake of taking risks and winning, he might choose Ronaldinho.

But now that Barcelona has won the game, there is no harm in passing the ball to pass the time, and for Messi himself, not being intercepted also increases the beauty index of the data-in short, there is no harm.

Yet Messi passed to Ronaldinho.

The good news is that Ronaldinho caught it, the bad news is that he lost it the next second.

A defender tries to block, and the other presses Ronaldinho-this kind of defense is very common. Cristiano thinks it is normal for a La Liga team to have such an awareness, but Messi's passing level is very abnormal.

But he's only 16... Cristiano gave him a reason.

Adventurous and risk-loving is a common problem among young people.What's more, his lack of experience on the field, and in this case, it is normal to subconsciously choose the person who is closer to the goal as the passing target, so even Messi, this is forgivable.

And Messi was clearly annoyed too, stomping his feet and pulling his hair, looking frustrated.

Cristiano felt that everything was perfectly normal - you see, even the fact that the little man couldn't tolerate making mistakes on the court was the same as every night.

The opponent's counterattack didn't last long before being intercepted by Barcelona. Iniesta took a few steps and quickly passed back to Puyol when he encountered the pressure-they once again conveyed this signal to kill time. And this time Messi clearly understood.

When Puyol passed the ball to the unguarded Messi again, Messi passed it to Harvey's feet very cautiously - Harvey is not the same Harvey in the future, he obviously waved, trying to coquettishly After passing the individual, the ball was intercepted by the second defender.

Cristiano is bored.But he still resisted the urge to turn off the computer, because he knew that Messi was not the kind of ordinary young man who was excited for ten minutes of substitute time.

Luckily Messi didn't keep him waiting too long.

In the 88th minute, Ronaldinho hit Messi horizontally, and Messi was empty in front of him—Cristiano knew what he was going to do with his eyes closed. The ball; rushed to the empty goal and passed to Enrique/Ronaldinho to make a pass and make an assist.

Today is the second type: when the goalkeeper fell to the ground to save, Messi suddenly picked the ball and passed it to the teammate who was outflanking from the other side-he would be thrown a second later.

But Cristiano didn't expect that it was Mr. Quaresma who was also replaced by the substitute who rushed to the front to grab food and drink today.

Fuck!The goal was so beautiful!A perfect, calm empty goal push, no chance wasted!Simple and efficient!

"Look, Ricardo is simply a Portuguese genius!" Cristiano replied enthusiastically, "I'm so proud of him. I won't tell you, I'm going to give him a call!"——his impression Very profoundly, Quaresma's stay in Barcelona "back then" was not satisfactory, not to mention how many good-looking statistics he has.So he managed to score a goal, of course Cristiano was very happy.

As for Messi's goalkeeper?

This episode has been played hundreds of times, what's so good about it?

1 minutes passed.

"I'm surprised that every word in your sentence is false except for punctuation."

"First, you must not have watched the game, otherwise it would not take so long to reply; second, that goal can be scored by anyone, so it is not something to be proud of."

"Beating the goalkeeper is such a fucking genius."

——Cristiano stared at the screen, and it took a while before he replied: "What the hell are you swearing?"

What's wrong with swearing?Leo wanted to kill him too.

No vision, stupid!

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【Mini: A Forward's Growth Path 1】

Good afternoon everyone.

My name is Cristiano Ronaldo.

the small one.

No.

No.

That is my dad.

I was the younger one.

Younger doesn't mean more stupid.

Thank you.

When my football career started, I dreamed of being a goalkeeper.

The reason is also very simple.

Because one day Uncle Casey, who was still in the team at that time, was sitting on the grass in the training ground and sighed, I felt sorry for him and went to touch him.

Then he took my hand and wept.

——Chris, I told you that you are destined to become a greater player than your father.

I am very happy.

——But your dad has almost done the striker's stats, do you know how you can surpass him?

I said I don't know.

——Zeal him.

After speaking, Uncle Cassie gave me the gloves he was wearing at the time.

It's my little secret with Uncle Cathy, and Dad never knew about it.

Until when I was in elementary school, the school organized football games, and the teacher was very happy to rank me as a forward.

I said no at the time.

—No, Miss Bella, I'm going to be the goalkeeper.

I seriously said to the teacher, Miss Bella.

Miss Bella was putting on her lipstick.

Hearing my words, I bit off my lipstick in fright.

Then Miss Bella called my dad.

——Yaoshou, your son is going to be the goalkeeper!

——Also, I bit off my lipstick because of your son's words.

——I will send you the color brand, and you will pay me one.

What kind of lipstick is more than 90 and a hundred euros!