[football] this god

"Why do you think I don't need company?"

Cristiano looked at Keane angrily—forget it, he thought about it, and obviously thought that he had no chance of winning by looking at Keane, so he had to turn his head and face the next fortress that was easier to conquer, such as Van Ni or Ferdinand.

"You may need company, but this one can't accompany you." The most difficult fortress named Keane moved to Cristiano automatically - the fortress pointed at Cristiano and it took half an hour this morning The mirror carefully affixed to the inside of the door of his locker in his dressing room.

You know, the IKEA kind where three small mirrors are joined together to form a full-length mirror.

"But every day when I go to the locker room, I am the first one, and there is no one in the locker room!" Cristiano said confidently, "I always need a mirror to tell me if I look good today. question."

"Mirror, mirror, tell me."

"Who is the most handsome man in the world."

"Cristiano Ronaldo, that's him, Cristiano Ronaldo."

——Some gentlemen who are afraid of chaos in the world are booing and laughing at Cristiano.

"But is that wrong? Am I not handsome?" Cristiano was distressed by the aesthetics of the United dressing room - although in his memory they could have done worse, after all his early honey dresses Aesthetics are all developed in Manchester.

Oh, thanks, he doesn't care if there is a necessary connection between them, he only knows that aesthetics are contagious.

Van Nistelrooy was very dissatisfied with this provocative behavior of the little boy, "Anyway, Cristiano, it's too weird to have a mirror in the dressing room-Roy," he turned his head and said to Keane, "You have to Just ignore him, he can't be so self-willed. Especially when there is a mirror not far from him, he did it purely out of... boredom!"

Keane looked at Cristiano, "I'm going to have dinner after training today, so don't practice more after training-and, I won't help you convince the staff to clean the mirror for you, so if you insist on keeping this thing You just have to clean it yourself, I'll check it every week, and if it's not clean it has to be removed. Now, go warm up."

Everyone was disappointed by Kean's eccentricity, knowing that they usually get rolled eyes even if they just look at their hair in the bathroom.

Cristiano roguely ran up and took off, slapped on Keane to express his thanks, then slid off him, touched his little curly hair and went out triumphantly.

That's great, when you act like a baby, no one will call you a fool.

Of course, the bad thing is that even though you've made your own money, Jorge and Mom still think you're a kid and you shouldn't be using hairspray.Cristiano stroked his little curly hair again, with a hint of sadness in his heart.

But fortunately, Cristiano's innocuous little sorrow was quickly soothed by the best steak in Manchester-he had to admit that, in fact, many people have some misunderstandings about the British Isles. For example, in fact, the British Isles Restaurants with non-British chefs are usually not so bad.

"Yes, I want this special steak, and for drinks, please give me this mixed strawberry and raspberry juice, thank you." Cristiano is so familiar with this traditional Manchester United party restaurant, he even spent a In seconds, he successfully located his two favorite items on the menu, "Oh, by the way, lemon slices are needed for juice but no mint leaves, thank you."

Except for the rustling sound of paper and pen rubbing against each other when the waiter was recording with a smile, no one at the long table made a sound for a while.

"Have you ever been to this restaurant?" Giggs looked strange, "I was going to introduce you to the menu..."

……

In fact, you introduced it to me—in your previous life, you introduced me to the epic unpalatable haggis[1] when I first came here, which made me have a psychological shadow on this place, until one time Fanny pointed out Give me this steak... Cristiano thought.

"But I really think you can try the haggis at this restaurant, very Scottish, very traditional, very..." Haggis persisted.

"Thank you Ryan, it's enough to have someone on this team who loves haggis." Howard stopped Giggs loudly from the other side of the table, "Cristiano, don't listen to him, the steak is very good."

"I want a salmon, yes, this salmon." Fanny hesitated for a while before deciding on his dish, and after confirming that the waiter had written it down, he turned to Cristiano and said, "But I'm also surprised, you come past here?"

Cristiano obviously also realized that his over-fluent ordering technique caused some doubts, and he immediately explained: "Well, Jorge actually came, and he mentioned these two things to me." ——Cristia Nuo did not hesitate to throw the blame on the completely innocent Mendes. Of course, he knew that Mendes would always tolerate him and would never get angry with him for such a small blame.

"Oh, don't be nervous," Van Nistelrooy seemed to realize that he had given Cristiano the wrong hint, so he immediately explained himself, "Actually I think this is very good, it proves that you are trying to fit into the city, which is quite It's important, after all, you can only play well if you live well."

Keane nodded very much in agreement, and by the way, he also asked very worriedly, "But life must be healthy." - He looked at Giggs meaningfully as he said, "Don't delay yourself in the girl's life." bed."

Giggs pretended not to hear.

"By the way, have you heard? Arsenal has made another joke recently." Maybe thinking that "girl's bed" is not a topic that is beneficial to the physical and mental health of young people, Ferdinand is very witty and stiff and forcibly changed the subject. "Not about buying you, Cristiano. I mean another one."

"That young man in Barcelona?" Howard, who didn't want to discuss the bed and hated Haggis, quickly responded, "I heard that, but Barcelona is also very strange, they spent a lot of money on him to treat his illness, why would they consider selling him? —Has any of you heard that Barcelona has financial problems recently?"

Cristiano's ears stiffened for a second.

"I heard it was the boy, Messi, right? I heard it was his father's problem. His father seemed to have made some conditions with Barcelona. Barcelona was not very happy-you know, after all, a century-old store always has its own Pride or something. But what about Arsenal? The kid is so talented and I thought Arsenal were desperate for him," asked striker Scholes.

Irish defender O'Shea poked his head, "I know a little bit, it seems to be because of his father. His father proposed a price that Arsenal felt was too expensive-in fact, I think from his talent, money is really not a problem , but you also mentioned that his illness does make people doubtful. In fact, Mr. Wenger has great concerns about this.”

"But he is very talented and destined to become one of the greatest players in football history." Cristiano couldn't help but interjected, "That won't knock him down."

Keane looked at him, Van Nistelrooy looked at him, Ferdinand and O'Shea looked at him, and the whole world seemed to look at Cristiano at this moment—for his inexplicable determination and meaningless "argument".

"Don't you think so?" Cristiano asked.

Keane raised his eyebrows almost to the level of the hairline, "Well, maybe. Who knows?" But after about ten seconds, Keane seemed to think of something, and continued, "But Cristiano, It's good to focus on competitors who are close to your age, you are Manchester United's number seven, and Manchester United's number seven has a natural mission of greatness - for example, to be the greatest of his generation."

"And to be the greatest is to pay careful attention to your opponents."

The author has something to say: [1] haggis:

It’s not me. You can check this on Baidu. The official name in Chinese is what is the meat-stuffed haggis.

But it's a Scottish dish

Of course, it's also possible that the restaurant is delicious, but the restaurant we're looking for is not good.

[These two chapters and these two chapters are one day you get another day]