[Jian San + Baolian Lantern] Nezha, do you eat lotus root?

Xue Er opened his eyes according to his words, he couldn't wait any longer, he wished he could jump on the beauty immediately, but when he opened his eyes, he couldn't see anything, it was pitch black.

"Miss Yang...you, what are you going to do?"

No one answered him.

Xue Er was a little panicked. He groped around and didn't even touch a table. His voice began to tremble: "Yang, Miss Yang, what do you want to play? Light up the lights."

A gust of cold wind passed through the back of his neck, and Xue Er turned his head abruptly, only to see a piece of hair sticking to his face, and two empty eye sockets could be seen through the gap of the hair, and a piece of his chin was rotten and bloody.

Xue Er yelled immediately in fright, and sat down on the ground with his two legs trembling: "Don't, don't come here, you ghost!"

The "ghost" that Xue Er saw was transformed by Xu Jingjing. Xu Jingjing touched Xue Er's back in the dark, secretly blew on him, and turned on the special effects of the system. She can see clearly.

"Xue Er, you're going to die." Xu Jingjing lowered her voice and said leisurely floating in the air.

"I, I didn't kill anyone." Xue Er couldn't see the "ghost"'s feet, only saw her floating in the air, and he was already afraid of death.

"A few days ago, I was arrested by you and bullied day and night in the mansion. I couldn't bear the humiliation and found a chance to hang myself."

The next moment, Xu Jingjing floated behind Xue Er again, and crawled next to his ear: "I'm coming back to find you now~"

Xue Er screamed and crawled to the door to open it, but found that the door was locked and could not be opened at all.

Xu Jingjing floated behind him: "What are you running~ Don't you like my good looks?"

Xue Er pushed hard against the door, wishing to melt into the wall: "I was wrong, I was wrong, grandma, please forgive me, I was wrong."

Xu Jingjing floated in front of Xue Er, put her face close to him, and put her hand on his shoulder. Xue Er looked over his shoulder tremblingly. The whole hand was rotten, even the bones could be seen, and the fingernails were stained. Half a finger was as long as it was about to reach his face, and his scalp felt numb, he couldn't catch his breath, and fainted from fright.

"Hmph." Xu Jingjing straightened up, looked at Xue Er's urine out of fear, and said to Nezha, "I finally passed out."

Nezha turned his head away and couldn't bear to look at her, "Why did you scare him into unconsciousness?"

"Take him out when you faint from fright." Xu Jingjing clapped her hands, "Let's go."

"Where?"

"Just follow me." Xu Jingjing pulled Xue Er's arm in disgust, and found that it was too thick to hold, and there was too much fat.

Xu Jingjing took Xue Er out of the town to the cemetery in the west. The cemetery was terrible at night. Xu Jingjing found an open space, dug a big hole and threw Xue Er into it.

"Okay." Xu Jingjing looked at Xue Er lying in the pit, hesitated for a moment, and said to Nezha: "Turn around, don't look."

Nezha was puzzled: "Why?"

"Oh, this kind of thing will affect children psychologically, especially boys." Xu Jingjing stared at Nezha until he turned around before taking out a small knife from his backpack.

Who knows if he will commit another crime in the future, it is better to solve it simply.

After gesturing at Xue Er's crotch for a long time, Xu Jingjing finally made up her mind to insert the knife. She usually only kills a fish at most, but this time it is really a little stressful to face a living person.

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On the way back, Xu Jingjing was much faster, and she got home with a flick of Da Qinggong. Nezha didn't know what she did to Xue Er, and asked her all the way.Regarding this, Xu Jingjing only said that she would know in the future.

After solving Xue Er's big trouble, Xu Jingjing's mood improved a lot, and she didn't wake up until noon.

There are already rumors about Xue Er waking up in the cemetery in the morning. Seeing her get up, Yang Chan pulled her aside worriedly: "You went to punish Xue Er last night and threw him in the cemetery. The street is looking for you, so be careful."

"Relax." Xu Jingjing patted Yang Chan's shoulder and blinked at her, "I changed my appearance when I went there, I'm afraid he won't be able to find the girl who went to his house last night again."

"Miss Xu is really amazing!" Yang Chan sighed.

Xue Er stopped after he couldn't find anyone for a long time, but Nezha paid special attention to the women who came to offer incense.

Xu Jingjing could see Nezha staring at the girl in his statue, and asked him when she found a gap: "Why do you always look at the girl who comes to offer incense?"

Nezha asked an inappropriate answer: "Why do you girls want to marry into a good family?"

"Could it be possible to marry a stinky hooligan like Xue Er?"

"Then do you marry someone too, marry a good family?"

Xu Jingjing thought back on the men she met from the time travel to the present, and none of them seemed suitable. Besides, her body will never grow old. If she gets married, her husband will call her wife after decades. She's still a little girl, and she panics just thinking about it.

Xu Jingjing simply replied to Nezha: "No, I won't marry."

"Why?" Nezha sat on the table with his head tilted, looking serious, "Don't you women all want to marry a good man?"

"Who told you that?"

Nezha counted one by one with his fingers, "I was bored here all day, so I paid attention to the women who came down. Those who are not married want to marry a good one, and those who are married want a big fat boy. Most of them in this way."

"Yeah, most of them are like that." Xu Jingjing suddenly felt sad. In modern times, she wore it without having a boyfriend. In ancient times, men with a little money had three wives and four concubines. If she was asked to marry such a family, Better to be single forever.

"Speaking of which, why don't you marry?" Nezha seemed to have to ask clearly.

Xu Jingjing lay on the table, "Why don't you ask Yang Chan why she doesn't marry?"

She also wants to find a boyfriend, and after eating dog food for so many years, she really wants to give someone else a handful of dog food, but it's a pity that she didn't have this fate, Xu Jingjing was about to collapse on the table, her eyes suddenly drifted After passing the bamboo slips placed by the table, he finally remembered an important matter.

"Nezha!"

"what?"

Xu Jingjing looked at Nezha's tender face and suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "I want to... learn to read, do you know how to read, can you teach me?"

Nezha is seven or eight years old this year. He doesn't know if he can read. If he can't, he will go to Yang Chan to teach her.

"You can't read?" Nezha stared at her in surprise as if he had discovered some new land, "You can't?"

I can, I know history, politics, mathematics, geography, and English, but on the premise that the text is in simplified Chinese.Xu Jingjing groaned silently in her heart, remembering that she saw the crooked characters on the bamboo slips, she really didn't know it at all, so she could only agree to say she couldn't.

"Hahahahahahahaha why are you so stupid. But since you are my junior sister, I should be a good senior and teach you calligraphy."

The author has something to say: Thank you little angel Xiaoman for the thunder