What to do if you are chased by old attackers every day [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 108 The ex-husband is His Majesty the Demon Monarch
Is the kid hanging from the tree a test or a trap?
"Why are you trapped here?" Shu Xingmi decided to question him about his details.
"This is Liancheng. The memories of the past and present lives of the six worlds are sealed in the mirror water in the center of the city. I lost my life at a young age. This life is in vain. If you are not reconciled, come here to see yourself In my previous life... I was punished by the guard for trespassing on Jingshui Lake, and he trapped me in this alley for an unknown number of years..."
"That is to say, you found Mirror Water Lake?" Shu Xingmi asked.
"Yes, it's just that before I could show my past life, the guards appeared... Woohoo... You will enter a small room after passing the level of the wall of the breath soil, and crack the mechanism inside, and you will be able to After being teleported to the lake, you can only get close to the lake after defeating the guards. I’ve said so much, it’s inappropriate if you don’t save me, right?” The kid already pouted, looking extremely aggrieved.
"Save it." Shu Xingmi is a god after all, with a kind and moral attitude of saving lives and healing the wounded, he thinks he should save them, and this little ghost is very shallow, even if he saves them, he won't hurt them.
The little ghost bent left and right in the air like a shrimp, twisting joyfully, with a slightly coquettish tone in his hoarse voice: "Ah, ah, you are really good people... put me down quickly..."
"If you lie to us, you know what the consequences will be?"
The demon king blinked his deep pool-like eyes, and the frost-white blade slashed gracefully in the air, making a soft, crisp sound.
The soul-binding rope broke at the sound, and a wisp of soul fluttered to the ground. The boy saluted the demon king and Shu Xingmi, then raised his head and said, "The first road on the left, go straight down and you will be there."
"Thank you for letting me know."
Before Shu Xingmi finished speaking, the wisp of soul had dissipated into the air and disappeared without a trace.
The two walked out of the gate and looked at the four forked roads at the end of the alley.
"The first way may not be the right way."
Shu Xingmi's eyes moved, under the dim skylight, his eyes were like crystals that were about to melt, revealing a soft brightness, Mo Jun watched him for a while, and didn't notice what he said.
"What do you think?" Shu Xingmi looked at Mo Jun.
The Demon Lord looked away, and looked at the wall again. There were many dark brown mud spots on the wall. At first glance, it looked like blood stains. He said, "Huh? What?"
"Do you think that child is telling the truth or lying?"
"I don't know, it's impossible to judge." The Demon Lord said truthfully.
"I don't quite believe that Jingshuibao Lake is not for everyone to enter at will. There is a maze outside, and there are organs and guards inside. How could the patron saint allow a child to confide secrets to others? This is probably a trick, just wait Someone came and drilled in. Although we didn't get the correct answer, fortunately we ruled out a wrong path. However, it is also possible that the patron saint wanted to play a trick against us, that is, he expected that we would not believe what the child said. So we deliberately asked the child to tell us the correct path to lead us astray, and the worst case scenario is that all four of these paths are wrong... In other words, which one do you think is more likely?"
"I'm more inclined that the child lies. If you move against it, you can guard against a thoughtful person like you, but if the child lies, you can guard against more people."
"It makes sense, but people like us should be on guard the most, shouldn't we? If it's a simple-minded person, even if they pass through the wall of breath soil, they won't be able to pass through the organs behind, so we don't necessarily have to. But to be conservative, We still don't want to take the first route." Shu Xingmi smiled slyly, with crooked eyes like a fox.
"What exactly did you go through in Heaven..." Mo Jun looked at Shu Xingmi with distressed eyes, this poor baby, his words already had the temperament of old fritters.
"The Heavenly Court Army Division is like a gu-raising existence," Shu Xingmi was asked about the pain point, and couldn't wait to share his tragic campus history with the devil: "The moment I was accepted as a disciple by Yuhua Daoist, I just kicked my head. After entering the Gu Pot, there are about 360 disciples in the whole mountain. I am the youngest, and they are all my elder brothers and elder sisters. The master usually teaches us the art of war and strategies, and asks us to learn and use them. You must not imagine As for how to learn and apply... In essence, it is to deceive each other! The trust between people is gone, and as the youngest person on the mountain, I dare not lie to senior brothers and sisters at all, for fear of committing disobedience. [-] five days a year, every day is April Fool's Day!"
"What is April Fool's Day?" Mo Jun was confused.
There were tears in Shu Xingmi's eyes: "April Fool's Day is a holiday for deceiving people. The worst time I was deceived was in the big exam at the end of last year. I got the last place."
"Actually, I've always been curious. Are you writing policy theory in your final exam? Or answering questions?" Mo Jun asked.
"No, those are a bit outdated, and the daily quizzes are all about these things. The big exams focus on actual combat. He arranges different exam forms every year. Last year, he drew lots from more than 300 disciples for the big exam, and gave him A piece of jade, all of us have to try to cheat that piece of jade from him. You can’t use force, you can steal or cheat. After a month, whoever owns the jade will be No. 1, and the rest will all be tied the last place."
"Interesting." The devil smiled: "If you dare to lie to me, the gate of the death cell in the devil world is open to you at any time."
"Don't dare, I don't have the guts. Even if I deceive myself, I can't deceive you. Who are you? You are my ex-husband..."
Hearing this "ex-husband", Mojun felt a little embarrassed in his heart, this title was a bit ambiguous, although it clearly drew the boundaries of the relationship, but it also attracted people's daydream, like a willow branch teasing in his heart.
No, the Demon Lord suppressed his turbulent heart and could not follow the way of this little military advisor.
You have to calm down.
"Are you sure you want to go the second way?"
"Walk."
Shu Xingmi walked into the second way like a newlyweds with the Demon Lord on his shoulders.
The same alley, the wall of the soil, exactly the same.
"It's back to square one."
Shu Xingmi looked left and right, and even the details of the distribution of the mud spots were the same as the alley just now, so it can be confirmed that this is the same place.
"Is the first way the right one?" Shu Xingmi doubted.
"Let's go and try."
The two walked to the end of the alley, and the last door opened again. A middle-aged male ghost was sitting on the ground in the yard, peeling edamame under a tree. Judging by his clothes, it should be the appearance of that little ghost when he grew up.
Shu Xingmi and Mo Jun looked indifferent.
"Ah, you guys are back again... Didn't you listen to me just now? Oh, what I said is true..." the male ghost muttered.
Shu Xingmi and Mo Jun looked at each other, and walked directly towards the first road.
Then, they went back to the head of the alley and had circled this strange alley twice.
Finally the door opened, and a ghostly old man was sitting on a swing, laughing forward and backward.
"Hahaha..." The old man's laughter was hoarse and weird: "You've been cheated again! Don't even think about getting out of here in your life! Hahahaha!"
"Why did you lie to us?" Shu Xingmi was used to being deceived in Heavenly Court. He was used to it. He just wanted to know the reason.
The old man held his stomach and straightened his back, wiped away the tears that just came out of laughter, shook his lips, and two lines of clear tears flowed down his cheeks: "I died before I got married in my fucking life! I don't accept it! What kind of affection are you showing off? Damn it!" I don’t want to tell you the way out!”
"Where is it?" Shu Xingmi was even more dissatisfied, the old man was simply baffled.
"We are not lovers, you have misunderstood." Demon Lord clarified.
"Fart! I'm holding hands! Who will believe your nonsense!" The old man stomped his feet angrily, feeling a little emotional: "Give up, I won't tell you the way out, you just hang around here for the rest of your life!"
He is not afraid of the Demon Lord, he is already dead anyway, even the Demon Lord cannot let him die again.
Su Xingmi suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and he smiled darkly. A rope flew out of his sleeve and tied up the old man.
"What, you want to torture me? Humph, I'm dead, I have nothing to fear!" The old man rolled his eyes to the sky.
Shu Xingmi took Mojun's hand, interlocked his fingers, and held it tightly, and said to the old man ghost: "We have been together for thousands of years, I have always loved him very much, he is the best person in the world , He said he would marry me as queen in the future.”
"Shut up!" The old man couldn't listen anymore, feeling uncomfortable all over, wanted to cover his ears, but couldn't break free from the rope, so he could only writhe in pain on the spot, retorting in his mouth: "No! You're lying! He doesn't love you, He just said you weren't—"
"My darling, do you love me?" Shu Xingmi looked at the Demon Lord, the love in his eyes washed away the Demon Lord's rationality like a flood destroying a dam, Shu Xingmi put another hand on the Demon Lord's waist Pinched on the top, which means "cooperate with the point".
Mojun instantly understood Shu Xingmi's strategy, so he also looked into Shu Xingmi's eyes and said a little stiffly: "I... love you."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" The old man's miserable wailing resounded through the alley.
He is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid that others will show affection in front of him, and he will feel uncomfortable all over his body just by looking at him!
The Demon Lord couldn't help feeling a little bit of fear, what kind of monsters came out of the Heavenly Court Army Division?Hitting a person's biggest knot so firmly...
"Let's go back and have a baby, shall we?" Shu Xingmi smiled and touched Mojun's cheek, and hugged his waist affectionately.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-!"
He had to tell the right way, because he never wanted to see these two shameless broken sleeves again!
"Say it quickly." Shu Xingmi looked down at him.
"Go in through the fourth entrance... Turn around and go straight the moment you step in, that's it... cough cough... let me go..." The old man had difficulty breathing.
"Okay, thanks." Shu Xingmi smiled sweetly, and walked towards the fourth exit, holding the arm of the Demon Lord.
"it is good."
Walking halfway, the Demon Lord suddenly said such a word.
"What's good?" Shu Xingmi blinked.
"Go back and have a baby." The Demon Lord mechanically repeated what Shu Xingmi said just now.
"?!"
"Why are you trapped here?" Shu Xingmi decided to question him about his details.
"This is Liancheng. The memories of the past and present lives of the six worlds are sealed in the mirror water in the center of the city. I lost my life at a young age. This life is in vain. If you are not reconciled, come here to see yourself In my previous life... I was punished by the guard for trespassing on Jingshui Lake, and he trapped me in this alley for an unknown number of years..."
"That is to say, you found Mirror Water Lake?" Shu Xingmi asked.
"Yes, it's just that before I could show my past life, the guards appeared... Woohoo... You will enter a small room after passing the level of the wall of the breath soil, and crack the mechanism inside, and you will be able to After being teleported to the lake, you can only get close to the lake after defeating the guards. I’ve said so much, it’s inappropriate if you don’t save me, right?” The kid already pouted, looking extremely aggrieved.
"Save it." Shu Xingmi is a god after all, with a kind and moral attitude of saving lives and healing the wounded, he thinks he should save them, and this little ghost is very shallow, even if he saves them, he won't hurt them.
The little ghost bent left and right in the air like a shrimp, twisting joyfully, with a slightly coquettish tone in his hoarse voice: "Ah, ah, you are really good people... put me down quickly..."
"If you lie to us, you know what the consequences will be?"
The demon king blinked his deep pool-like eyes, and the frost-white blade slashed gracefully in the air, making a soft, crisp sound.
The soul-binding rope broke at the sound, and a wisp of soul fluttered to the ground. The boy saluted the demon king and Shu Xingmi, then raised his head and said, "The first road on the left, go straight down and you will be there."
"Thank you for letting me know."
Before Shu Xingmi finished speaking, the wisp of soul had dissipated into the air and disappeared without a trace.
The two walked out of the gate and looked at the four forked roads at the end of the alley.
"The first way may not be the right way."
Shu Xingmi's eyes moved, under the dim skylight, his eyes were like crystals that were about to melt, revealing a soft brightness, Mo Jun watched him for a while, and didn't notice what he said.
"What do you think?" Shu Xingmi looked at Mo Jun.
The Demon Lord looked away, and looked at the wall again. There were many dark brown mud spots on the wall. At first glance, it looked like blood stains. He said, "Huh? What?"
"Do you think that child is telling the truth or lying?"
"I don't know, it's impossible to judge." The Demon Lord said truthfully.
"I don't quite believe that Jingshuibao Lake is not for everyone to enter at will. There is a maze outside, and there are organs and guards inside. How could the patron saint allow a child to confide secrets to others? This is probably a trick, just wait Someone came and drilled in. Although we didn't get the correct answer, fortunately we ruled out a wrong path. However, it is also possible that the patron saint wanted to play a trick against us, that is, he expected that we would not believe what the child said. So we deliberately asked the child to tell us the correct path to lead us astray, and the worst case scenario is that all four of these paths are wrong... In other words, which one do you think is more likely?"
"I'm more inclined that the child lies. If you move against it, you can guard against a thoughtful person like you, but if the child lies, you can guard against more people."
"It makes sense, but people like us should be on guard the most, shouldn't we? If it's a simple-minded person, even if they pass through the wall of breath soil, they won't be able to pass through the organs behind, so we don't necessarily have to. But to be conservative, We still don't want to take the first route." Shu Xingmi smiled slyly, with crooked eyes like a fox.
"What exactly did you go through in Heaven..." Mo Jun looked at Shu Xingmi with distressed eyes, this poor baby, his words already had the temperament of old fritters.
"The Heavenly Court Army Division is like a gu-raising existence," Shu Xingmi was asked about the pain point, and couldn't wait to share his tragic campus history with the devil: "The moment I was accepted as a disciple by Yuhua Daoist, I just kicked my head. After entering the Gu Pot, there are about 360 disciples in the whole mountain. I am the youngest, and they are all my elder brothers and elder sisters. The master usually teaches us the art of war and strategies, and asks us to learn and use them. You must not imagine As for how to learn and apply... In essence, it is to deceive each other! The trust between people is gone, and as the youngest person on the mountain, I dare not lie to senior brothers and sisters at all, for fear of committing disobedience. [-] five days a year, every day is April Fool's Day!"
"What is April Fool's Day?" Mo Jun was confused.
There were tears in Shu Xingmi's eyes: "April Fool's Day is a holiday for deceiving people. The worst time I was deceived was in the big exam at the end of last year. I got the last place."
"Actually, I've always been curious. Are you writing policy theory in your final exam? Or answering questions?" Mo Jun asked.
"No, those are a bit outdated, and the daily quizzes are all about these things. The big exams focus on actual combat. He arranges different exam forms every year. Last year, he drew lots from more than 300 disciples for the big exam, and gave him A piece of jade, all of us have to try to cheat that piece of jade from him. You can’t use force, you can steal or cheat. After a month, whoever owns the jade will be No. 1, and the rest will all be tied the last place."
"Interesting." The devil smiled: "If you dare to lie to me, the gate of the death cell in the devil world is open to you at any time."
"Don't dare, I don't have the guts. Even if I deceive myself, I can't deceive you. Who are you? You are my ex-husband..."
Hearing this "ex-husband", Mojun felt a little embarrassed in his heart, this title was a bit ambiguous, although it clearly drew the boundaries of the relationship, but it also attracted people's daydream, like a willow branch teasing in his heart.
No, the Demon Lord suppressed his turbulent heart and could not follow the way of this little military advisor.
You have to calm down.
"Are you sure you want to go the second way?"
"Walk."
Shu Xingmi walked into the second way like a newlyweds with the Demon Lord on his shoulders.
The same alley, the wall of the soil, exactly the same.
"It's back to square one."
Shu Xingmi looked left and right, and even the details of the distribution of the mud spots were the same as the alley just now, so it can be confirmed that this is the same place.
"Is the first way the right one?" Shu Xingmi doubted.
"Let's go and try."
The two walked to the end of the alley, and the last door opened again. A middle-aged male ghost was sitting on the ground in the yard, peeling edamame under a tree. Judging by his clothes, it should be the appearance of that little ghost when he grew up.
Shu Xingmi and Mo Jun looked indifferent.
"Ah, you guys are back again... Didn't you listen to me just now? Oh, what I said is true..." the male ghost muttered.
Shu Xingmi and Mo Jun looked at each other, and walked directly towards the first road.
Then, they went back to the head of the alley and had circled this strange alley twice.
Finally the door opened, and a ghostly old man was sitting on a swing, laughing forward and backward.
"Hahaha..." The old man's laughter was hoarse and weird: "You've been cheated again! Don't even think about getting out of here in your life! Hahahaha!"
"Why did you lie to us?" Shu Xingmi was used to being deceived in Heavenly Court. He was used to it. He just wanted to know the reason.
The old man held his stomach and straightened his back, wiped away the tears that just came out of laughter, shook his lips, and two lines of clear tears flowed down his cheeks: "I died before I got married in my fucking life! I don't accept it! What kind of affection are you showing off? Damn it!" I don’t want to tell you the way out!”
"Where is it?" Shu Xingmi was even more dissatisfied, the old man was simply baffled.
"We are not lovers, you have misunderstood." Demon Lord clarified.
"Fart! I'm holding hands! Who will believe your nonsense!" The old man stomped his feet angrily, feeling a little emotional: "Give up, I won't tell you the way out, you just hang around here for the rest of your life!"
He is not afraid of the Demon Lord, he is already dead anyway, even the Demon Lord cannot let him die again.
Su Xingmi suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and he smiled darkly. A rope flew out of his sleeve and tied up the old man.
"What, you want to torture me? Humph, I'm dead, I have nothing to fear!" The old man rolled his eyes to the sky.
Shu Xingmi took Mojun's hand, interlocked his fingers, and held it tightly, and said to the old man ghost: "We have been together for thousands of years, I have always loved him very much, he is the best person in the world , He said he would marry me as queen in the future.”
"Shut up!" The old man couldn't listen anymore, feeling uncomfortable all over, wanted to cover his ears, but couldn't break free from the rope, so he could only writhe in pain on the spot, retorting in his mouth: "No! You're lying! He doesn't love you, He just said you weren't—"
"My darling, do you love me?" Shu Xingmi looked at the Demon Lord, the love in his eyes washed away the Demon Lord's rationality like a flood destroying a dam, Shu Xingmi put another hand on the Demon Lord's waist Pinched on the top, which means "cooperate with the point".
Mojun instantly understood Shu Xingmi's strategy, so he also looked into Shu Xingmi's eyes and said a little stiffly: "I... love you."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" The old man's miserable wailing resounded through the alley.
He is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid that others will show affection in front of him, and he will feel uncomfortable all over his body just by looking at him!
The Demon Lord couldn't help feeling a little bit of fear, what kind of monsters came out of the Heavenly Court Army Division?Hitting a person's biggest knot so firmly...
"Let's go back and have a baby, shall we?" Shu Xingmi smiled and touched Mojun's cheek, and hugged his waist affectionately.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-!"
He had to tell the right way, because he never wanted to see these two shameless broken sleeves again!
"Say it quickly." Shu Xingmi looked down at him.
"Go in through the fourth entrance... Turn around and go straight the moment you step in, that's it... cough cough... let me go..." The old man had difficulty breathing.
"Okay, thanks." Shu Xingmi smiled sweetly, and walked towards the fourth exit, holding the arm of the Demon Lord.
"it is good."
Walking halfway, the Demon Lord suddenly said such a word.
"What's good?" Shu Xingmi blinked.
"Go back and have a baby." The Demon Lord mechanically repeated what Shu Xingmi said just now.
"?!"
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