What to do if you are chased by old attackers every day [Quick Transmigration]

The Demon Lord has been waiting for thousands of years, and finally he can say this sentence to his beloved.

Get married immediately.

When Shu Xingmi heard this sentence, it was impossible not to be moved. He also wanted to establish a real husband and wife relationship with the Demon Lord earlier, but his identity was indeed rather embarrassing. Immortals do not allow emotions, so naturally they do not allow marriage. There are records of intermarriage between demons, demons, humans, and ghosts in the old "Book of Marriage", except that there can be no gods. If Yuelao dares to write the names of gods in the book, it will be like betraying the heaven and despising the rules of heaven. This is no small matter.

Contrary to heaven, marriage in the devil world is the most free and open among the six worlds. No matter what race, demons, immortals, demons, ghosts, and people can marry, no matter what gender, male, female, bisexual or asexual They can all get married, all treatment is equal, there are no taboos, at most it is to educate the demons or ghosts who are about to marry mortals, "It is forbidden to suck the energy of mortals during intercourse", "It is forbidden to use demons or other spells to harm mortal families. "Violence", all fraudulent marriages will be severely punished, and for the more ignorant goblins and ghosts, special classes will be set up to teach "how to have sex in a healthy way and avoid the hidden danger of accidental injury"... In short, the devil world is known as the holy land of love in the six worlds.

"Is it really possible?" Shu Xingmi stood up and looked at the Demon Lord: "Marrying me is tantamount to declaring war on the Heavenly Court, which is a blatant provocation."

Marrying the military hostage sent by the Heavenly Court as a queen is really something that only the demon king can do. Others dare not have the confidence. Even the demon ancestor has to think about it.

"I've even signed the gauntlet, how can I provoke you?" Mojun raised his hand and took a small white petal from Shu Xingmi's shoulder: "Don't you dare?"

"It's not that I don't dare, it's just that the names of gods cannot appear on the "Marriage Book". I'm afraid Yuelao will be a little sad at that level."

Speaking of Yue Lao is also a mysterious figure, Shu Xingmi has never seen him since he was born, only heard that he is a little old man, he never attends the banquets and conferences of the Heavenly Court, and is always busy making connections.

"Then don't use the name of a fairy," Mojun smiled. He is smiling more freely than before. It is a smile from the heart, 100% pure and natural without any additives: "Isn't it good to use 'Xun'?"

Shu Xingmi has two lives, so naturally he has two names.

"Good idea." Shu Xingmi embraced Mojun's arm, and praised unabashedly: "Husband, you are so smart."

"Is there any reward?"

"I'll give it to you when I go back."

"Okay, you can't rely on it."

"Hey, the old man is still here." The voice in the cave was vaguely embarrassed.

These young people who fall in love are really shameless and shameless, making the old man want to fall in love too, hate it!

"By the way, Xianjun, I would like to ask, if you pay on credit, according to the status of His Majesty the Demon Lord, how long can you credit at most?"

"The maximum credit is 1000 years, no more."

"Okay, it's a deal. Let's go back and prepare for the wedding ceremony. We will send the wedding invitations over at that time. It would be a great honor for Xianjun to appreciate it."

The old god rolled his eyes in the cave: "Forget it, don't waste the wedding invitation, the old man won't go. Over the years, the old man has answered many questions and offended many people, so he still doesn't show his face."

The wedding ceremony is of great significance. If a god marries the devil, whoever comes to drink the wedding wine is openly opposing the heavenly court. The heavenly court may send heavenly soldiers to disrupt the marriage. Those who dare to come to the wedding ceremony must be prepared to fight.

"Based on what I know about Heavenly Court, they definitely can't bear this matter. Once I set this precedent, there will be more and more public love affairs and marriages between gods and gods in the future, and the rules of heaven will be useless."

Shu Xingmi lay on the devil's body, playing with the devil's hair, pulled out a strand of hair and braided it into three small braids, which was very delicate.

"Then based on your understanding of Heavenly Court, how many soldiers and horses will they dispatch?"

"You made a declaration of war before, but Heavenly Court was unwilling to fight with you and sent me here. I guess there are two possibilities. First, Heavenly Court's military strength cannot match that of the Demon Realm and cannot afford to fight; second, Heavenly Court is hiding Strength, let me spy on the military situation, and only when I know myself and the enemy will I go to war against the demon world... I am more inclined to the second one. In fact, the Heavenly Court is not as weak as it appears on the surface. It will be dispatched, and once it is dispatched, it will uproot the Demon Realm, and there will be no chance of resurrection. If the Heavenly Emperor is really angered this time, at least 100 million Heavenly Soldiers will be dispatched, which is more than the total population of the Demon Realm."

The Demon Lord nodded: "Although there are many heavenly soldiers, they are not to be feared. I have served as a heavenly general, and I know their strength best. There is also my meticulous work in the heavenly court. Those heavenly soldiers and generals have not made any progress for thousands of years. No wonder the Heavenly Emperor dare not fight me."

"You are most worried about the magic weapon, right?" Shu Xingmi saw through what the devil was thinking at a glance.

Magic weapons are secret weapons. Among the six realms, only Heaven, Demon Realm, and Demon Realm monopolize all kinds of magic weapons. The power and quantity of those magic weapons are the top military secrets of all circles.

Shu Xingmi remembered that there was a battle between the heaven and the demon world hundreds of years ago. The demon ancestor killed 30 heavenly soldiers by himself. He was swearing at the emperor and digging the emperor's ancestral grave with his mouth. The morale of the demons increased. Sacrificially sacrificed a Yaoyao night pearl, sucked the demon ancestor into the pearl, the demon pawns collapsed in an instant, and the heaven won the victory in an instant. In order to show its kindness and tolerance, the demon ancestor was released back to the demon world.

Since then, the Yaozu have always walked with their tails between their legs in front of the gods, and the Yaozu has not left the closed-door training so far. It can be seen that the area of ​​​​his psychological shadow is too large to be found.

As long as there is a magic weapon, all walks of life will never be able to truly know themselves and each other, so they will always check and balance each other.

"When I was a Heavenly General, there were only four most intimidating magic weapons in the Heavenly Court, but I have been away for more than 2000 years. I don't know if they have refined new magic weapons. This kind of secret can't be discovered even by detailed work."

"I can ask Master for you." Shu Xingmi lay beside the Demon Lord, pillowing on the Demon Lord's arm: "In case I find out the news, this is my dowry."

The wedding ceremony in the devil world is much simpler than the one in the human world. There is no "Naji" link. If you don't go to the ancestral temple to divination whether the two people's horoscope is suitable, it is suitable if you see the right eye. There is no "request date". If you want to get married, it is better to hit the sun than to choose a date. In short, you can do whatever you want.

But the dowry still has to be given, this cannot be avoided.

The Demon Lord gave Shu Xingmi a small and flat brocade box with colorful flowers on the wall, and when he opened the box, there was an unpretentious key inside.

This is the key to the small treasury of the devil's private residence.

From now on, all the private money of the demon king will belong to the empress.

"Your Majesty, this is not right... What if the queen spends money wantonly..." The minister said earnestly.

"Don't worry, he picks better than me." Demon Lord said calmly.

"But Your Majesty and the Empress have been together for less than a month..." The ministers were deeply worried, they didn't know the love history of the Demon Lord.

"I have been with the Queen for nearly a hundred years, and I know him well. In the future, you must trust him as much as you trust me."

"But he is a fairy, and the heart of a fairy is dirty." The minister was deeply hurt by a fairy, and the word fairy was like a "liar" in his heart.

"Don't elevate the behavior of an individual to the entire group."

"Yes……"

The devil ordered people to print hundreds of millions of wedding invitations, and almost everyone in the six realms had a copy. Even the children in Lijiazhuang, Wangjia Village, Zhongzhou, knew that the devil was going to be a queen. The face was slapped and turned three times on the spot.

Mojun and Shu Xingmi personally went to Yuelao Temple to send wedding invitations to Yuelao to show their sincerity, but Yuelao was not at home and went out to hold the red thread. Only the little boy was sweeping in the yard, and the two had to ask the boy to hand over the wedding invitation to the old man. moon old.

Naturally, Shu Xingmi's master, Master Yuhua, also received a wedding invitation.

When real Yuhua got the wedding invitation, it was like a firecracker was ignited, and it exploded instantly. He quickly contacted Shu Xingmi with the jade pendant.

"Teacher, what's the matter with the wedding invitation? You and the devil... want to get married? Huh? You are living in a dream as a teacher, right? Do you know what you are doing? Do you know that the gods forbid to touch the hearts of all people? Don't you?" Controlled by the devil? How can you make being a teacher embarrassing by doing this? Do you take being a teacher seriously? Do you take Tiantiao seriously? Are you tired of living? The Emperor of Heaven already knows about this Why are you so cruel? Did Master treat you badly? Can you save Master some time? Now the entire fairy world knows that you have been brought into the harem by the Demon Lord, and the majestic Heavenly Court Army Master has turned into a demon! The person next to your pillow, where is the majesty of heaven? Where is the face of the teacher? Where is your conscience? Ah? If you encounter any problems in your life, you can ask the teacher for help. Everyone is very enthusiastic and will help you! You Why do you spoil yourself like this? You answer as a teacher!"

Shu Xing's ears were filled with Master's roar, and he felt that his eardrums were about to be perforated.

"Master, calm down."

"Calm down *&%￥#!"

The master seemed to be out of anger, this was the first time Shu Xingmi heard the master swearing in the streets in his life.

"Master, this is my strategy! I have found the biggest weakness of the magic army."

"...What?" Master Yuhua's tone revealed distrust: "Tell me and listen."

"A few days ago, I got the Demon Lord drunk. He slipped his tongue and boasted to me that the Demon Realm has five magic weapons. Fighting the Heavenly Court is like playing games. I figured that the Heavenly Court must have seven or eight magic weapons. How many, this is a good opportunity to attack the Demon Realm. I agreed to marry the Demon Lord, just to provide an opportunity for the Heavenly Court to attack the Demon Realm, so that the Heavenly Court’s army will be famous! Is it a high plan?" Shu Xingmi slipped his tongue.

"Tall fart." Daoist Yuhua has been so angry that he has completely lost the pretensions of a fairy: "Who told you that there are seven or eight magic weapons in Heaven? En?"

"Uh... isn't there? I heard people say there are at least seven or eight." Shu Xingmi pretended to be stupid, just to find out the specific number of magic weapons in heaven.

"My silly apprentice, if you die, you will be stupid." Daoist Yuhua patted his forehead: "There are only four pieces in Heavenly Court, and the fifth piece is still being refined. I don't know when it will be made. You What are you in a hurry for? Acting on your own initiative, pretending to be smart, if you do this now, Heavenly Court is very embarrassed."

"Don't be afraid of the four things," Shu Xingmi continued, "The magic weapon of heaven must be much more powerful than that of the demon world, isn't it, Master?"

Yuhua was so angry that his beard was on fire. He really wanted to punch his disciple's dog's head off. He said patiently: "Disciple, let's talk about it. Can you escape a marriage? There will be someone here in the heaven to take care of you."

Shu Xingmi understood that the Heavenly Court is still unable to compete with the Demon Realm.

Then you can get married with peace of mind.

"Ah? Master, what are you talking about? I can't hear it here, this jade pendant is not in good contact, the signal is not good—"

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