What to do if you are chased by old attackers every day [Quick Transmigration]

Daoist Yuhua stood in front of the stove, thinking about what the "signal" was for a long time, but couldn't figure it out.

It may be that the jade pendant has exhausted its spiritual power, so the sound cannot be transmitted.

His frantic look just now was deliberately acted out for his disciples, and he wasn't telling the truth at all.

He didn't know whether his apprentice had turned against him, so he had to conceal the strength of Tianting, and he couldn't tell it all.

Besides, isn't it a matter of course for a master to lie to an apprentice?Daoist Yuhua didn't feel guilty at all, but felt at ease.

He calmly twisted his beard and pondered. He just heard from his apprentice that there are five magic weapons in the demon world. If this information is true, then the heavenly court still has the strength to fight the demon world. In fact, the heavenly court also has five magic weapons, and one was just collected from the demon world. Now there is still one piece being refined in the furnace. Although it has not yet formed, it can be taken out in advance to make do with it. In this way, there are seven pieces in total. It should not be a problem to fight the demon world.

But the Emperor of Heaven wanted to wait for the Demon Slaying Sword in the furnace to be forged before sending out troops, so as to razed the Demon Realm to the ground in one fell swoop, without any risk.

It will take fifteen days to complete the refining of the divine sword, but the apprentice's wedding is tomorrow, so I can't wait any longer. If I send someone to steal the apprentice back now, the devil will not bear it, and he will still hit the heavens. It is still inevitable World War I.

But if you wait until the apprentice and the devil get married before attacking, then the raw rice will be cooked, and the dignity of the heavenly court, the dignity of the sky, the dignity of the emperor of heaven, and the dignity of the real Yuhua will be shattered into dregs. Even if he won the Devil Realm, he didn't keep the bottom line.

The military master of the Heavenly Court was slept by the demon king, and he wanted to get married and entered the bridal chamber. This incident is the eternal laughing stock of the Heavenly Court, because it represents that the gods can't stand loneliness, can't hold back the fiery emotions in their hearts, and succumbed to the hostile forces. The person's crotch|lower!

Alas, apprentice, apprentice, why are you so troublesome for the teacher!Master Yuhua wished he could drag his apprentice by his hair and bring him back to the stove to turn him into ashes.

"Did your army regiment teach such a pig-like apprentice?" The words of the Jade Emperor's reprimand still linger in the ears of Master Yuhua.

In the study of the Demon Palace, Shu Xingmi sat opposite the Demon Lord.

Shu Xingmi told the demon king what Master said: "There are four magic weapons in the Heavenly Court, which should be the four you know, and the fifth one is still being refined, so it seems... Wait, it's not right."

"how?"

"Master may not tell me the truth, because he can't be sure whether I really like you or I'm just playing tricks. He said that there are four magic weapons, so it's probably not four."

Shu Xingmi has been deceived for many years. Although he didn't realize it immediately, he can still get over it after a period of reflection.

It's over, as if being cheated by the master again, Shu Xingmi lowered his head, a little depressed.

The devil thinks that the attitude of the real Yuhua is probably because the Heavenly Court does not want to start a war, so even if the number of magic weapons is not four, it will not be too many.

Seeing Shu Xingmi's lost look, he leaned into Shu Xingmi's ear and said, "Don't worry, there are ten magic weapons in the devil world."

"?!" Shu Xingmi couldn't believe the number he heard: "It's a lie."

"I'm not lying to you." The Demon Lord chuckled: "The Demon Ancestor received the wedding invitation and was overjoyed. He was about to take revenge on Heaven, so he agreed to lend me three magic weapons as a congratulatory gift. There is."

Shu Xingmi's heart suddenly fell from his throat to his stomach, and he sighed: "Yaozu is really a good person."

An enemy's enemy is a friend, and everyone is unhappy with Tianting, and Yaozu knows that the demon king has a deep hatred with Tianting, so he borrowed the magic weapon quite readily.

The next day was the day of the wedding ceremony. Mojun and Shu Xingmi got up early in the morning to wash and dress, put on the bright red groom's wedding dress, decorated with peonies embroidered with gold thread, flowing clouds embroidered with silver thread, and slender five-color ribbons. Hanging from their waists, the two wore ruby ​​crowns and held scarlet concentric knots in their hands, and were toasting at the banquet.

Half of the guests at the wedding banquet were people from the demon world, half from the demon world, and there were also three or two gods who were not afraid of death drinking to their heart's content.

The blue-haired and blue-eyed demon ancestor waved his hand: "Bring it up!"

The Yaozu's voice is very loud and thick, as if every word he speaks hits the ground, every word hits a hole.

The four little demons carried two square brocade boxes, and the demon ancestor smiled at Mo Jun and Shu Xingmi: "This is my congratulatory gift."

As soon as the words fell, the little demon opened the brocade box with a bang, and other visitors poked their heads to watch.

When Shu Xingmi and Mojun saw the contents in the box, they were taken aback for a moment, then smiled.

Inside the box on the left is a set of jade postures, arranged from small to large, a total of twelve pieces.

In the box on the right is a suite of sex toys, including silver holders, similar sets, small red strings, Burmese bells, etc., a total of six pieces.

Shu Xingmi doesn't know anything else, but only knows that Mian Ling is a vibrating egg. Don't look at how quiet she is lying in the box now, but she is shaking endlessly when she is on the bed, which is very tormenting.

Sure enough, the gifts given by the demon ancestor are different, they don't take the usual way, compared with his gifts, the gold, silver, clothes, weapons, etc. given by others are so serious.

"I wish the two newcomers harmony!" Yao Zu raised his neck and drank the wine in his glass.

"Yao Zu really has extraordinary skills, thank you very much." Shu Xingmi said.

"I'm interested, thank you." The Demon Lord looked at the Yaozu with sincere gratitude.

"Hahahaha! Brother, can I give you something practical for your happy day?" Yaozu smiled, looked at Shu Xingmi, and patted his shoulder heavily: "You dare to marry His Majesty the Demon Lord, Have ambition! Have foresight! From now on, you and I will be like brothers!"

"The younger brother toasts the elder brother." Shu Xingmi raised the wine cup in a sensible manner, and it was not a loss to recognize his brother with the Yaozu.

"it is good!"

The two of them had just finished drinking a glass of wine when they saw a young man in red entering the hall with a folding fan in his hand. He sat down calmly, picked up the jug and poured it, and drank it with his head up. After a while, he drank two or three glasses.

"Hey, who are you? How can there be a reason to drink wedding wine without a congratulatory gift?" The demon ancestor saw that someone was eating and drinking for nothing at the demon king's place, so he quit, and went up to question the young man.

"Don't worry about it, the visitor is a guest, what's your surname, little brother?" the devil asked while holding the cup.

Shu Xingmi looked at the young man, feeling a little familiar, but he really couldn't remember who it was. He was surrounded by immortal energy. He was a god. It is reasonable to say that he should have seen him in heaven...but he was indeed a familiar face. With thick eyebrows, a pair of pretty eyes, and long hair casually tied behind the back.

"You don't even know me?" The boy smiled and showed his white teeth: "I'm Yuelao."

The wedding banquet suddenly boiled over, and there was a lot of discussion, and the topics of discussion mainly revolved around two centers:

[-]. Is Yuelao tired of living and dare to come to this wedding banquet?

[-]. Why did Yuelao become so young?

"Yuelao should be an old man in his seventies..." Shu Xingmi blinked, the shock in his heart could not be calmed down for a long time. Although the gods have the magic technique of changing appearance, in order to maintain order and reduce misunderstandings, the heavens have already banned this technique. Law.

"I ate the Huiyan Pearl, and it changed back in an instant." The young man said with a slight smile, "Let's not talk about that, since I drank the wedding wine, I have to give a congratulatory gift."

After finishing speaking, he took out a small palm-sized notebook from his pocket, stretched out his finger to gracefully dip a few drops of wine in the wine cup, then turned to the blank page, and wrote a line of small characters on the paper with his fingertip: Demon General Xun He married the demon king Zhaoyue on April [-]th, and they have been together for a hundred years.

The amber liquid turns into cinnabar when it falls on the marriage book, and every stroke is full of affection.

"Thank you Yuelao."

Shu Xingmi and the Demon Lord saluted at the same time, and the Demon Lord's voice even trembled a little. He did not expect that on the day of his marriage, Yue Lao, who is a god, would be invited to come, and he and Shu Xingmi's names Entered in "Marriage Book".

What was once just an extravagant hope has come true so quietly.

"Don't dare to do it." Yue Lao put the booklet in his arms, and raised his glass to drink again.

"By the way, Yuelao, why do you want to eat Huiyan beads?" Shu Xingmi was a little curious.

"Well..." Yuelao smiled lightly, "I also had a peach blossom recently."

Oh, it turned out to be in love.

what……

Shu Xingmi's lips parted slightly, and Yue Lao was also moved by Fanxin?

"Who is it?" Mojun was as curious as Shu Xingmi.

Yuelao put down his wine glass and wiped his mouth, his eyes were full of drunkenness: "Although he has never been out of the cave, he knows everything. I admire his wisdom, and I am fascinated by his wit. I like to answer other people's questions. One day I asked him, how can I make you fall in love with me? He was silent for a while, and told me the answer without asking me to pay any price. He said that among the women in the world, he likes 30-year-old young women the most. His favorite boy among the men in the world."

Yaozu was very excited when he heard that, he slapped the table and clinked glasses with Yuelao: "You bravely chase after him! I support you!"

Shu Xingmi turned his head slowly and exchanged a glance with Mo Jun, both of them had delicate expressions.

Do you think the person Yuelao mentioned sounds familiar?

Where have you seen it?

That chicken thief old god who nestled in a cave to answer questions?

my mom!

Both Shu Xingmi and Mo Jun hid their faces, the immortal who never stepped out of the cave for half a step actually conquered Yuelao, the god of love in the six realms, and Yuelao even served him with Huiyanzhu.

This may be the highest level of online dating...

When the wedding ceremony was being celebrated in the hall, clouds and waves rolled over the demon world. On the eight-story ladder, behind each floor were hidden tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, some with knives, some with halberds, some with whips, and some Hold the ax and stand ready.

The demon soldier entered the palace and urgently reported: "Your Majesty, the heavenly soldiers and generals have arrived!"