What to do if you are chased by old attackers every day [Quick Transmigration]

"Don't laugh, whoever dares to laugh at Fang Guanfeng hahahahahahahahaha..."

"Damn it, haven't you found out that the straight man has five kills???"

"Straight man crossing the tower with five kills... Is this our straight man who is so cowardly that he never leaves the tower..."

"This must be a fake straight man!"

The enemy's entire army is wiped out, and our side assists in five kills.

Shu Xingmi was startled, and so were the other three teammates.

This support seems a bit violent.

The teammates set up 666 together.

Enemy DPS: How much is the supporting brother on the opposite side?Take me to the next level~

Zhang Jinqiu turned his wrist, looked at the MVP and penta-kill achievements on the screen, and smiled, the opposite level was a little lower, and contributed a penta-kill and the best of the audience to his sister's account in vain.

"Straight men are so amazing." Shu Xingmi put down the phone, fished out the strap of the fake breasts, and tried to fasten it from the back, but after a long time of touching, it still couldn't be fastened, because it was too difficult to adjust through the clothes.

Zhang Jinqiu typed in the live broadcast room: You are also good.

Barrage: "Wow, today's straight man speaks so coldly...", "There is no tilde at the end of the sentence, this is not a straight man."

"Brother, you know how to play games so well." Zhang Jinqiu's sister just returned to her seat and watched him play games for a while, but she didn't bother her: "Hahahaha, now Xiaofang will look at me with admiration, and I will never dare Said to take me to the top."

It was getting late, Zhang Jinqiu guessed that the reception was about to end, so he canceled his sister's game account, registered his own account, and added the male anchor's game friend, so that he could play together if he had the chance.

Zhang Jinqiu looked at the male anchor's game avatar, and somehow felt a little familiar. For some reason, this avatar was very similar to the WeChat avatar of his newly recruited secretary Fang Yuanjun, both of which were a brilliant starry sky.

It may be a picture I found randomly on the Internet. There are many people with similar avatars.

Speaking of which, isn't Fang Yuanjun also a "Xiao Fang"...?

Thinking about it this way, the two look a little alike, even more alike when they smile, but Secretary Fang is not as charming as the male anchor. He is the kind of light and gentle man, and the temperament of the two is really different.

In terms of voice, it doesn't sound like it. This kind of clear male voice is actually quite common.

"Wait a minute, I'll take off the thing on the chest." Shu Xingmi left the computer chair after saying this. The fake breasts are too troublesome, they are not comfortable to wear, and they will slip off accidentally.

Bullet screen: "Xiao Fang's back is so beautiful...", "This butt and waist, tsk tsk...", "The floral cushion is so cute~"

Zhang Jinqiu received a text message on the site: "Straight male sister~ I miss you~ Come to my live broadcast room, I will sing for you~"

The profile picture of the sender is a woman with brown hair and single ponytail, with 302 million followers, ID: Yi An'an.

Zhang Jinqiu's sister pointed on the dialog box, and the message showed that it had been read, and then she closed the dialog box.

"No reply?" Zhang Jinqiu asked.

"Well, I won't go to other people's place tonight. Xiaofang is wearing the dress I gave you." She said, and then clicked on the gift column, and gave away 1314 "bubble gum", one bubble gum is equivalent to one yuan.

"I don't see that you are quite 'specialized'." Zhang Jinqiu said ironically.

Zhang Jinqiu's sister clicked on her profile picture, and then clicked on the follow column: "Look, my harem."

There are more than 1000 anchors, with fans ranging from [-] to [-] million. The intimacy is basically close to the highest level, and they are all in the shape of a dark purple heart.

"..." Zhang Jinqiu didn't know what to say.

However, there is really no distinction between high and low in hobbies. Some people love sports, some love games, some love collections, and some like to praise anchors. Zhang Jinqiu’s sister can make a lot of money, and the money used to reward anchors is just a drop in the bucket , just to have fun, and use money to make friends with anchors with various talents and talents. This is her hobby.

"However, among so many anchors, Xiaofang is my favorite right now," she switched to Xiaofang's live broadcast room, "he would never invite me to his live broadcast room like that person just now, I want to go The time will go naturally, there is no feeling of restraint. I don't like people who post back, it will only make me lose interest."

"He said he would sing for you." Zhang Jinqiu looked at his sister.

"Well, I heard it, for the five kills just now. But if the game is lost, he will also sing to me, to comfort me, hehe, isn't it very heartwarming."

No one expected that Shu Xingmi sang "Finally Waiting for You".

He had never sung this song for anyone, he only sang it because he knew Pei Yu was listening.

The bullet screens have turned into shades of pink: "Let's be together, I'll pay 9 yuan", "Is Xiaofang attracted to the straight man...", "Confession?...", "Straight man, I heard Is it? Our Xiaofang has never sung this song before..."

The pink barrage with the hostess in women's clothing looks surprisingly gaudy, and the entire screen is bustling with activity.

The singing voice was lyrical and soothing. Zhang Jinqiu looked at Shu Xingmi on the screen. For some reason, his eyes made people feel a little distressed, containing a slight melancholy.

It sounds unexpectedly pleasant, like a brook full of stars, flowing coolly through my heart.

Good-looking, good at playing games, and singing, Zhang Jinqiu has become a bit of a fan.

"Really, sing this kind of emotional song at night." The elder sister took a deep breath, holding Zhang Jinqiu's mobile phone, and focused on Xiao Fang on the screen, her whole body exuded the brilliance of motherhood.

Yi Anan turned on the trumpet and sneaked to the live broadcast room of the magic boy Xiaofang.

I sent Wechat and SMS to the straight man of steel before, wanting to get in touch with the sponsor. After all, I haven’t contacted for two or three days, and it’s already Sunday. This week’s list of the most popular anchors is almost finalized. She is in No.11 No. 10 Xiaofang is just over 2 yuan away. If a straight man comes, he will definitely give it away without saying a word.

Although No.10 is not a high ranking, and the prize money is not much, but at least there is a picture, isn't this ranking all about a picture?Last week, Yi An'an was ranked ninth, but this week he didn't even make the top ten... It's a bit unreasonable.

Although she has 300 million fans, there are not many benefactors. She retires, pays now, and goes bankrupt. Recently, when she is short of money, she counts on the support of the straight man of steel.

At first I thought the straight man of steel was busy, but when I checked the house, I found this guy in Xiaofang's live broadcast room. Xiaofang sang "Finally Waiting for You" affectionately, and the straight man gave him thousands of gifts when he waved his hands.

Yi An'an was so jealous that he was about to bleed.

The house manager: "An'an, don't be angry, everyone hurry up and collect gifts, there are still two hours before the list will be announced. There is still a chance for the top ten."

In fact, there is no chance.

It's just a weekly list, and even the master won't come forward to help, but I just can't be reconciled, it's only a little bit short.

What's even more reconciled is that the "Straight Man of Steel" would rather see a man in women's clothing than come and see himself. He has read the message and just doesn't reply.

"I don't understand. What's so good about a dead ladyboy? Will he die if he doesn't wear women's clothes?"

Yi An'an has been live broadcasting continuously for a whole day, and she is exhausted physically and mentally, and her emotional management has become worse. This sentence should not be said anyway, but she just couldn't hold it back, and she didn't say it was uncomfortable.

Looking at the smiling face of "Magic Boy Xiaofang", he couldn't help feeling angry.

Shu Xingmi received a private message from the house manager: Yi An'an scolded you in the live broadcast room, it was very ugly.It seems to be because of the weekly list.

He clicked on the live broadcast homepage of station G to look at the list, and when he understood, he replied to the room manager: Don't worry about it.

Shu Xingmi sang a few more songs, and planned to download and go to bed at 10:30, and had to go to work tomorrow.

[Hint: Yi Anan sent chocolate x10]

A piece of chocolate is equivalent to 50 yuan, and Yi Anan gave him [-] yuan, the purpose is to make her name appear on the reminder note in the live broadcast room, she knows that the straight man of steel is in this live broadcast room, and this method may attract the attention of the straight man. Note, it is best to be able to chat a few words, and it would be even better if you can bring it back to your live broadcast room.

"An An is here." Shu Xingmi showed a polite smirk: "Thank you An An for the ten chocolates, you don't need to give gifts when you come to me."

"Xiao Fang is so beautiful today," Yi Anan smiled sweeter than milk chocolate, with an envious look on his face: "This dress is really nice——"

Barrage: "The one from the straight man hahahaha is super suitable for Xiaofang~", "The straight man's vision is not bad", "Of course, can the one from the straight man look good~", "It's so fake, hehe, I was still there just now Swearing in the live broadcast room", "After talking about the dead ladyboy, she came to give gifts, which one did you play?"...

Yi Anan's face turned dark in an instant, but the smile was still on the corner of his mouth: "Oh, the straight man is here too?"

Shu Xingmi didn't speak, just smiled and adjusted his lilac-colored shoulder straps.

In the live broadcast room, it showed that "Straight Man of Steel" was online, but he didn't say a word.

Across the network cable, Shu Xingmi felt embarrassed for Yi An'an.

"I guess I'm busy," Yi An'an laughed, "It's getting late, go to bed early, I'm about to download the broadcast."

"Well, you should go to bed early too." Shu Xingmi clicked on Yi An'an's live broadcast room, and returned ten chocolates.

After Yi An'an thanked the gift, there was still a glimmer of hope that the straight man could come to his live broadcast room to watch, at least say good night.

The reception at Zhang Jinqiu's side was over. After bidding farewell to the important people, the siblings walked out of the hall and were picked up by the driver in the car. They didn't look at their phones during this time.

Zhang Jinqiu sat in the car and turned on his mobile phone: "He hasn't downloaded the broadcast yet."

Zhang Jinqiu's sister took the mobile phone and typed in the live broadcast room: "It's time to go to bed Xiaofang, going to bed late is not good for the skin~"

"That's the end of the broadcast, everyone, good night and sweet dreams, see you tomorrow." Shu Xingmi smiled and waved.

Straight Man of Steel: "Kiss me to download~"

Barrage: "Is the straight man still there?", "Wow...", "Can you show your affection in private!", "Feed the dog food again in the middle of the night", "Can't take it anymore, unfollow", " Dog food caused discomfort, report it", "Quick kiss!"

Shu Xingmi smiled and sent a kissing expression in the live broadcast room: "Okay, okay, it's really going down the air."

"It's finally downloaded." Zhang Jinqiu exited the live broadcast interface, and then in front of his sister, long pressed the live broadcast software app to delete.

Anyway, it will not be used in the future.

Zhang Jinqiu's sister held her chin, her fingers were white with red nail polish, "Did you delete it?"

"Well, I don't watch the live broadcast." Zhang Jinqiu looked out the window, the orange light in the tunnel illuminated his handsome side face brightly and darkly.

On the way home, Zhang Jinqiu's sister got out of the car and went to the mall to buy a new mobile phone, then searched for pictures of sexy backless sweaters, and showed her younger brother excitedly: "I plan to buy this for Xiaofang."

"???" Zhang Jinqiu was expressionless: "He definitely won't wear it for live broadcast, the live broadcast room will be blocked."

"You can't see anything from the front~" She quickly placed an order and bought it.

Zhang Jinqiu returned home, took out his mobile phone, and downloaded the live broadcast software that he had just deleted by mistake.

What if Xiaofang really wore that halter sweater?

On the second day, when Zhang Jinqiu went to the company, Shu Xingmi knocked on the door and walked into the president's office.

"Mr. Zhang, here is the completed schedule. Please take a look at it." Shu Xingmi raised his head and looked at Zhang Jinqiu.

"it is good."

Zhang Jinqiu blinked and looked at his secretary carefully. Not to mention, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that Secretary Fang looked like the male anchor.

impossible.

Secretary Fang has such a clean temperament, how could she wear a wig, a fake chest and a long skirt.