Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]
Chapter 1 Being a Neighbor with Brother Monkey
Sitting on the soft pink throne, staring at the cave covered with pink veils, trying to ignore the two eye-catching tigers in front of her, it took at least a minute for Tao Tao to accept the fact that she had really time-traveled.
She just wanted to make and eat the most delicious braised pork trotters and monkey brains by herself, but her wish was known by a thing called Journey to the West.
Journey to the West System: As long as you can subdue the stomachs of the Sutra-learning group of five, you can eat human hooves and human brains if you want!
As a foodie who is only interested in cooking and eating food, Tao Tao said that the taste is too strong?
He obviously didn't agree, but he was taken to the world of Journey to the West in a daze. When he opened his eyes, he saw pink eyes.That extremely girlish dreamy color made her skin crawl.
In other words, who did she transmigrate into?I always feel that I will not be normal!No, I always feel that it can't be a normal monster!
"Madam, Hu Da and Hu Er are back from hunting, and this time they caught two strong men! The body is still hot, Madam, do you want to eat now?"
At this moment, a little girl next to the two eye-catching tigers spoke.The little girl looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, and she had a pair of rabbit ears. Needless to say, she was a rabbit spirit, and her small appearance was quite iconic.
Tao Tao suddenly felt hungry, wondering if the refined rabbit would taste good?However, there will be a feeling of cannibalism, so forget it.
His gaze moved to the two tigers, each at least three meters long, majestic and truly terrifying.Tiger meat doesn't know what it tastes like?Wait, this seems to protect animals and cannot be eaten.
At the feet of the two tigers lay two bloody men. After only one glance, Tao Tao turned away, thinking that he might have a nightmare tonight.
Even if you are a big foodie, you don't have the idea of cannibalism!
She rubbed her forehead with her hand, cleared her throat, and said with a full posture: "No more, no more, pass the order, and I will stop cannibalism from now on."
"Ah?" The little rabbit's ears twitched suddenly, thinking that he had heard wrongly, the rabbit's teeth popped out in shock.
"Who is that, what's your name?" Tao Tao blushed, almost tensed up, thinking that she wouldn't be wearing clothes, would she?
The little rabbit didn't have the slightest doubt, and immediately replied: "Madam, the little one's name is Bai Yu."
"Oh, Bai Yu, tell me that no one can eat people anymore. Drag these two people out for a good burial, and then erect a monument."
"Ah?" Bai Yu's ears drooped, her eyes were full of confusion, she couldn't figure out what was wrong with Madam. "Should their luggage also be buried together? I've seen it before, and it's just pots, pans, and other things that are worthless and inedible. By the way, there's also a terrible cassock inside!"
Speaking of this, Bai Yu suddenly trembled, and her face turned pale, as if thinking of a terrible scene.
Tao Tao's brain immediately started to work. She has read Journey to the West many times, and she also likes Brother Hou very much.The current plot... the scene is very familiar!
Two strong men, with a pile of pots and pans, and a cassock, it can't be so coincidental, it's Tang Seng, right? !
No, Tang Seng was wearing cassocks, and these two were dressed as bodyguards... Tao Tao suddenly had a light bulb on her head, thinking who these two were.
She hurriedly asked, "Are these two escorting a monk?"
Although Hu Da and Hu Er haven't cultivated human form yet, they both opened up their intelligence and immediately nodded vigorously.The two tigers were still shaking their tails slightly, like two well-behaved and docile pug dogs, even looking at Tao Tao with longing and admiration.
"Then why didn't you arrest the monk as well?" Bai Yu reprimanded coldly, and the two tigers immediately lowered their heads in grievance, shaking like chaff.
"It's okay, it's better if you don't catch it." Tao Tao had a bottom line in her heart, and she was finally able to be sure of the current situation.
Tang Seng has just left Chang'an not long ago, and he hasn't arrived at Wuzhishan to accept Brother Hou!And judging from the current situation, her cave is not too far from Wuzhi Mountain.
Thinking that Brother Monkey is close at hand, Tao Tao became very excited. If he ran over and knocked off the back of Brother Monkey's head at this time, wouldn't he be able to eat the most delicious monkey brain in the world?
Wait, Brother Hou seems to be made of copper and iron, so it may not be easy to knock off the back of his head.
"Boom!" She slapped the armrest and stood up, intending to find something harder, but at this moment, the mountain shook suddenly, and there was a loud noise above her head, which made Tao Tao sit back all of a sudden. , almost broke his nose.
Tao Tao was shocked. Could it be that her skill is so powerful that she can change the color of the world with just a tap on the handrail?After all, what kind of monster is she?
"Ma'am, are you alright, ma'am?" Bai Yu was very loyal, even after she fell down, she still cared for Tao Tao.
"No, it's okay." Tao Tao was so dizzy that she was about to vomit. As soon as she finished speaking, countless stones of various sizes fell down.
Seeing that a big rock was about to hit her on the forehead, Hu Da suddenly jumped up and knocked the rock away with his body!A bead of blood splashed out, Huda's back was torn apart, and he fell heavily.
Tao Tao was terrified and grateful, and wanted to check on Huda's injuries, but the stones rolled down one after another, and she had to dodge around.
After a full minute, the movement gradually stopped. Tao Tao poked her head out from under the stone table, and suddenly felt something was wrong.When he looked up, he saw the blue sky directly.
The top of the cave was directly shattered, and the mountain turned into countless stones and fell to one side. A mountain just collapsed like this!
A gust of wind blew, carrying some chill, Tao Tao couldn't help shivering.This situation was so bleak no matter how you looked at it, she was stunned for a few seconds, thinking what was going on.
Can anyone tell her what happened?
"Ma'am, Ma'am is not well, the monkey that was pressed on the front mountain has come out! Liangjie Mountain was also brought down by him!" Just as he was thinking, his thoughts were interrupted by a little demon's shrill voice.
The little demon is dressed in a gray robe, and has a pair of rabbit ears on his head, but they are gray.
Tao Tao is hungry again... But, the monkey in the front mountain?Could it be Brother Monkey? !
Shocked, I didn't expect her cave to be in Liangjie Mountain. Doesn't it mean that she is a neighbor with Brother Hou?But Brother Monkey has come out, how can she hit the back of the head?
She rubbed her chin and thought for a while, her eyes rolled around, and then she remembered what the Journey to the West system said, why not think of a way to go on the road with Brother Monkey first, and then think of a way?
At that time, not to mention monkey brains, there will even be braised pig's trotters and stewed horse meat, as well as all kinds of goblins... She hasn't eaten goblin meat yet.
Thinking of this, Tao Tao showed a satisfied smile.
Speaking of Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey is right in front of you!
All of a sudden, a golden light flashed across, and Tao Tao felt a blur in front of her eyes, and an unkempt figure appeared in front of her instantly.
Tao Tao was stunned for a moment, the person who came here was so disheveled that he almost couldn't see his original appearance, and the hair all over his body was stuck together, but she still recognized the fierce eyes and fierce aura at a glance, this is Monkey King!
Even after 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain, his vigor and bravery still haven't been wiped out!
The legendary characters appeared in front of them without any warning, and even the big foodie temporarily forgot about the monkey brain.
Anyway, this is also the male god when I was a child!
She didn't even change into new clothes, she didn't wash her face and make up, and she was dusted with dust just now. She must have left a bad impression on Brother Hou, right?
Wait, why did Brother Monkey appear here?He came to look for her right after he came out of Wuzhishan, could it be...
"Fairy, hand over my master's luggage!"
Monkey King spoke, his voice was very cold, instantly extinguishing Tao Tao's fantasy.
Tao Tao returned to her senses, and Brother Monkey is looking for revenge. She said that the two tigers are not good, and they will cause trouble.
"Luggage? What kind of luggage?" Tao Tao pointed her fingers, and began to play dumb.Ma Dan, if Brother Hou saw those two bloody guards, wouldn't he chop her up on the spot?
Sun Wukong had already pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear without saying a word, and the golden cudgel grew when the wind saw it, and it changed from an embroidery needle to a black iron stick of Zhangxu in an instant.
So Tao Tao took a step back, but there were rolling rocks everywhere, and there was no way to retreat.
"Fuck, if you have something to say, can you put this stick down first?" Seeing this thing, how could Tao Tao have the heart to eat monkey brains?If she gets hit, she has to hang up immediately?
"Speak well? Old Sun has nothing to say to you! You goblin, since you came here decades ago, you have taken over all the peach trees, and you don't even leave a green fruit for Old Sun, which caused dozens of old I haven't eaten a single peach in years."
Sun Wukong sneered, and was about to hit him with his stick: "Now he has sent his subordinates to kill my master's guards and rob him of all his luggage. New and old grudges, old grandson will settle with you today!"
The corners of Tao Tao's mouth twitched, didn't even keep the green fruit?This original body is no longer a foodie, can it be described?It's simply not authentic, how can you not even give the monkey brother to eat the green fruit?
It's no wonder that Brother Hou rushed to settle accounts in a threatening manner as soon as he came out of the mountain. The grievances accumulated for decades have been accumulated and released today.
"But that's really not me. Brother Hou doesn't know that. In fact, I have a twin sister who lives here all the time. I just came here today. If you don't believe me, I can swear to God." Tao Tao's Lies come as soon as they open their mouths, there is no way, of course, life is the most important thing at this time.
Seeing that Sun Wukong was about to have an attack, Tao Tao panicked and pointed to the sky: "Look, Brother Monkey, there was no thunder, which means God knows what I said is true!"
"Full of lies, don't pretend to be stupid here, Lao Sun must..."
"Be careful, Wukong!" Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, an exclamation suddenly sounded not far away.
"Touch!" followed by the sound of the golden cudgel hitting the flesh.
Suddenly, Tao Tao's eyes blurred, and he saw Hu Da suddenly pounced on Monkey King from the left side, and Monkey King's golden cudgel swung along the momentum, hitting Hu Da's head just in time.Hu Dalian didn't even snort, and was thrown more than ten meters away, fell to the ground and died.
Sun Wukong's gaze became more serious, and he glanced at Tao Tao lightly, obviously putting everything on her head.
Tao Tao felt that she was wronged more than Dou E, and before she had time to explain, Hu Er rushed over again.This time Sun Wukong solved it more easily, he smashed Hu Er to the side of Hu Da with a stick, and the fierce two tigers died together like this.
Tao Tao couldn't help swallowing her saliva, secretly thinking that the beam is really getting bigger, and the world testifies, she really didn't instigate this!
She just wanted to make and eat the most delicious braised pork trotters and monkey brains by herself, but her wish was known by a thing called Journey to the West.
Journey to the West System: As long as you can subdue the stomachs of the Sutra-learning group of five, you can eat human hooves and human brains if you want!
As a foodie who is only interested in cooking and eating food, Tao Tao said that the taste is too strong?
He obviously didn't agree, but he was taken to the world of Journey to the West in a daze. When he opened his eyes, he saw pink eyes.That extremely girlish dreamy color made her skin crawl.
In other words, who did she transmigrate into?I always feel that I will not be normal!No, I always feel that it can't be a normal monster!
"Madam, Hu Da and Hu Er are back from hunting, and this time they caught two strong men! The body is still hot, Madam, do you want to eat now?"
At this moment, a little girl next to the two eye-catching tigers spoke.The little girl looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, and she had a pair of rabbit ears. Needless to say, she was a rabbit spirit, and her small appearance was quite iconic.
Tao Tao suddenly felt hungry, wondering if the refined rabbit would taste good?However, there will be a feeling of cannibalism, so forget it.
His gaze moved to the two tigers, each at least three meters long, majestic and truly terrifying.Tiger meat doesn't know what it tastes like?Wait, this seems to protect animals and cannot be eaten.
At the feet of the two tigers lay two bloody men. After only one glance, Tao Tao turned away, thinking that he might have a nightmare tonight.
Even if you are a big foodie, you don't have the idea of cannibalism!
She rubbed her forehead with her hand, cleared her throat, and said with a full posture: "No more, no more, pass the order, and I will stop cannibalism from now on."
"Ah?" The little rabbit's ears twitched suddenly, thinking that he had heard wrongly, the rabbit's teeth popped out in shock.
"Who is that, what's your name?" Tao Tao blushed, almost tensed up, thinking that she wouldn't be wearing clothes, would she?
The little rabbit didn't have the slightest doubt, and immediately replied: "Madam, the little one's name is Bai Yu."
"Oh, Bai Yu, tell me that no one can eat people anymore. Drag these two people out for a good burial, and then erect a monument."
"Ah?" Bai Yu's ears drooped, her eyes were full of confusion, she couldn't figure out what was wrong with Madam. "Should their luggage also be buried together? I've seen it before, and it's just pots, pans, and other things that are worthless and inedible. By the way, there's also a terrible cassock inside!"
Speaking of this, Bai Yu suddenly trembled, and her face turned pale, as if thinking of a terrible scene.
Tao Tao's brain immediately started to work. She has read Journey to the West many times, and she also likes Brother Hou very much.The current plot... the scene is very familiar!
Two strong men, with a pile of pots and pans, and a cassock, it can't be so coincidental, it's Tang Seng, right? !
No, Tang Seng was wearing cassocks, and these two were dressed as bodyguards... Tao Tao suddenly had a light bulb on her head, thinking who these two were.
She hurriedly asked, "Are these two escorting a monk?"
Although Hu Da and Hu Er haven't cultivated human form yet, they both opened up their intelligence and immediately nodded vigorously.The two tigers were still shaking their tails slightly, like two well-behaved and docile pug dogs, even looking at Tao Tao with longing and admiration.
"Then why didn't you arrest the monk as well?" Bai Yu reprimanded coldly, and the two tigers immediately lowered their heads in grievance, shaking like chaff.
"It's okay, it's better if you don't catch it." Tao Tao had a bottom line in her heart, and she was finally able to be sure of the current situation.
Tang Seng has just left Chang'an not long ago, and he hasn't arrived at Wuzhishan to accept Brother Hou!And judging from the current situation, her cave is not too far from Wuzhi Mountain.
Thinking that Brother Monkey is close at hand, Tao Tao became very excited. If he ran over and knocked off the back of Brother Monkey's head at this time, wouldn't he be able to eat the most delicious monkey brain in the world?
Wait, Brother Hou seems to be made of copper and iron, so it may not be easy to knock off the back of his head.
"Boom!" She slapped the armrest and stood up, intending to find something harder, but at this moment, the mountain shook suddenly, and there was a loud noise above her head, which made Tao Tao sit back all of a sudden. , almost broke his nose.
Tao Tao was shocked. Could it be that her skill is so powerful that she can change the color of the world with just a tap on the handrail?After all, what kind of monster is she?
"Ma'am, are you alright, ma'am?" Bai Yu was very loyal, even after she fell down, she still cared for Tao Tao.
"No, it's okay." Tao Tao was so dizzy that she was about to vomit. As soon as she finished speaking, countless stones of various sizes fell down.
Seeing that a big rock was about to hit her on the forehead, Hu Da suddenly jumped up and knocked the rock away with his body!A bead of blood splashed out, Huda's back was torn apart, and he fell heavily.
Tao Tao was terrified and grateful, and wanted to check on Huda's injuries, but the stones rolled down one after another, and she had to dodge around.
After a full minute, the movement gradually stopped. Tao Tao poked her head out from under the stone table, and suddenly felt something was wrong.When he looked up, he saw the blue sky directly.
The top of the cave was directly shattered, and the mountain turned into countless stones and fell to one side. A mountain just collapsed like this!
A gust of wind blew, carrying some chill, Tao Tao couldn't help shivering.This situation was so bleak no matter how you looked at it, she was stunned for a few seconds, thinking what was going on.
Can anyone tell her what happened?
"Ma'am, Ma'am is not well, the monkey that was pressed on the front mountain has come out! Liangjie Mountain was also brought down by him!" Just as he was thinking, his thoughts were interrupted by a little demon's shrill voice.
The little demon is dressed in a gray robe, and has a pair of rabbit ears on his head, but they are gray.
Tao Tao is hungry again... But, the monkey in the front mountain?Could it be Brother Monkey? !
Shocked, I didn't expect her cave to be in Liangjie Mountain. Doesn't it mean that she is a neighbor with Brother Hou?But Brother Monkey has come out, how can she hit the back of the head?
She rubbed her chin and thought for a while, her eyes rolled around, and then she remembered what the Journey to the West system said, why not think of a way to go on the road with Brother Monkey first, and then think of a way?
At that time, not to mention monkey brains, there will even be braised pig's trotters and stewed horse meat, as well as all kinds of goblins... She hasn't eaten goblin meat yet.
Thinking of this, Tao Tao showed a satisfied smile.
Speaking of Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey is right in front of you!
All of a sudden, a golden light flashed across, and Tao Tao felt a blur in front of her eyes, and an unkempt figure appeared in front of her instantly.
Tao Tao was stunned for a moment, the person who came here was so disheveled that he almost couldn't see his original appearance, and the hair all over his body was stuck together, but she still recognized the fierce eyes and fierce aura at a glance, this is Monkey King!
Even after 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain, his vigor and bravery still haven't been wiped out!
The legendary characters appeared in front of them without any warning, and even the big foodie temporarily forgot about the monkey brain.
Anyway, this is also the male god when I was a child!
She didn't even change into new clothes, she didn't wash her face and make up, and she was dusted with dust just now. She must have left a bad impression on Brother Hou, right?
Wait, why did Brother Monkey appear here?He came to look for her right after he came out of Wuzhishan, could it be...
"Fairy, hand over my master's luggage!"
Monkey King spoke, his voice was very cold, instantly extinguishing Tao Tao's fantasy.
Tao Tao returned to her senses, and Brother Monkey is looking for revenge. She said that the two tigers are not good, and they will cause trouble.
"Luggage? What kind of luggage?" Tao Tao pointed her fingers, and began to play dumb.Ma Dan, if Brother Hou saw those two bloody guards, wouldn't he chop her up on the spot?
Sun Wukong had already pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear without saying a word, and the golden cudgel grew when the wind saw it, and it changed from an embroidery needle to a black iron stick of Zhangxu in an instant.
So Tao Tao took a step back, but there were rolling rocks everywhere, and there was no way to retreat.
"Fuck, if you have something to say, can you put this stick down first?" Seeing this thing, how could Tao Tao have the heart to eat monkey brains?If she gets hit, she has to hang up immediately?
"Speak well? Old Sun has nothing to say to you! You goblin, since you came here decades ago, you have taken over all the peach trees, and you don't even leave a green fruit for Old Sun, which caused dozens of old I haven't eaten a single peach in years."
Sun Wukong sneered, and was about to hit him with his stick: "Now he has sent his subordinates to kill my master's guards and rob him of all his luggage. New and old grudges, old grandson will settle with you today!"
The corners of Tao Tao's mouth twitched, didn't even keep the green fruit?This original body is no longer a foodie, can it be described?It's simply not authentic, how can you not even give the monkey brother to eat the green fruit?
It's no wonder that Brother Hou rushed to settle accounts in a threatening manner as soon as he came out of the mountain. The grievances accumulated for decades have been accumulated and released today.
"But that's really not me. Brother Hou doesn't know that. In fact, I have a twin sister who lives here all the time. I just came here today. If you don't believe me, I can swear to God." Tao Tao's Lies come as soon as they open their mouths, there is no way, of course, life is the most important thing at this time.
Seeing that Sun Wukong was about to have an attack, Tao Tao panicked and pointed to the sky: "Look, Brother Monkey, there was no thunder, which means God knows what I said is true!"
"Full of lies, don't pretend to be stupid here, Lao Sun must..."
"Be careful, Wukong!" Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, an exclamation suddenly sounded not far away.
"Touch!" followed by the sound of the golden cudgel hitting the flesh.
Suddenly, Tao Tao's eyes blurred, and he saw Hu Da suddenly pounced on Monkey King from the left side, and Monkey King's golden cudgel swung along the momentum, hitting Hu Da's head just in time.Hu Dalian didn't even snort, and was thrown more than ten meters away, fell to the ground and died.
Sun Wukong's gaze became more serious, and he glanced at Tao Tao lightly, obviously putting everything on her head.
Tao Tao felt that she was wronged more than Dou E, and before she had time to explain, Hu Er rushed over again.This time Sun Wukong solved it more easily, he smashed Hu Er to the side of Hu Da with a stick, and the fierce two tigers died together like this.
Tao Tao couldn't help swallowing her saliva, secretly thinking that the beam is really getting bigger, and the world testifies, she really didn't instigate this!
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