Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Yu'er, what happened?" The nine-tailed demon fox frowned slightly, everyone was having a good time eating, this gold inlaid jade is too naive, why is it blah?

Jin Xiangyu almost said it in public, but when the words came to his lips, he turned around and smiled: "Grandma, it's because the servants are ignorant, and said that a small incident happened in the Lotus Cave. But it's not a hindrance, disturbing the old lady and all the distinguished guests. stuff, I'm so sorry."

The Nine-Tailed Demon Fox nodded, she was so excited about a little thing, she had to think about her previous decision to let the sisters manage the affairs.

Jin Xiangyu sat back and smiled at everyone. Just as the second round of food was served, everyone stopped paying attention to her.

The second round was grilled lamb chops. The steaming lamb chops made all the monsters move their index fingers, and they ate them one by one without waiting for the nine-tailed fox to order.

From the beginning to the end, the Jinyin sisters only drank some wine and ate some melons and fruits, and did not eat any more meat.

"Sister, how do you feel?" Yinyuegou was the luckiest, she didn't eat a bite, so she was a little worried about eating a piece of gold inlaid with jade.

"I don't feel anything yet. Hmph, what are Hu Xiaosun and Hu Xiaotao? It must be Monkey King and Tao Tao! Damn it, even a golden rope can't tie Monkey King. That dead monkey is really hard to deal with." Jin Xiangyu only felt angry. It's not going well, I was still complacent before, and even wanted to use Monkey King to deal with the old and immortal.

It's good now, Sun Wukong even wants to clean up their sisters together.

There was definitely something mixed into this barbecue, but she wasn't sure what it was, and hoped it wasn't a powerful drug.

She didn't tell this matter just now, but she still had the mentality of fighting between the snipe and the clam for the fisherman's gain.However, she and Yinyuegou had to leave before Sun Wukong got rid of the group of monsters, so as not to suffer disaster.

Seeing that the goblins almost ate up the lamb chops, the two sisters immediately stood up and said that Monkey King had entered the Lotus Cave, and they had to go back to deal with the matter.

"Then go quickly. The monkey grandson is not easy to deal with, you two have to be careful." The nine-tailed demon fox didn't get suspicious, thinking that the monkey probably thought Tang Seng and others were in the Lotus Cave.

Jin Xiangyu and Yinyuegou thanked each other, then hurried out of Yalong Cave.Coincidentally, as soon as the two left, a group of goblins lay down on the table one after another, unconscious.

The Nine-Tailed Demon Fox was taken aback, she had the highest cultivation and the strongest resistance, she immediately shouted angrily, she must investigate this matter!

In an instant, a silver light flashed, and the golden cudgel instantly appeared in front of him.

Sun Wukong had stood aside a long time ago and waited for the opportunity. Seeing the goblins fell to the ground one after another, he could no longer hold back and attacked the nine-tailed fox.The so-called capturing the thief first captures the king, as long as the nine-tailed fox is killed first, the rest of the fairies will no longer be able to stir up trouble.

"Sun Wukong!" The nine-tailed demon fox turned pale in shock. She took every precaution, but she still couldn't. When did this Monkey King break in?

"Hmm!" Zhu Bajie was so excited that he stood up abruptly.

Sha Wujing also smiled, it seems that he guessed right, these delicacies must have been made by Tao Tao, and medicine was put on them.

Tang Seng, who was so nervous that his face turned pale, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and he relaxed at the same time as Xiao Bailong.

"bump!"

The golden cudgel hit the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox without hindrance, and the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, who had been poisoned by the sweat medicine, had almost no strength to fight back, and was completely killed with two sticks.

There were also goblins who hadn't fainted and rushed up, and Monkey King would not refuse anyone who came, and knocked them down one after another.

Tao Tao also took the opportunity to touch it, trying to untie the chains on Zhu Bajie and others, but found that they were restrained, so she had to help them take out the things in their mouths first, and then help Tang Seng untie the rope.

"Little sister, I knew you would come back to save my brother. You did a great job this time. You brought down thousands of goblins by yourself. My brother really admires you." The words of praise are all used on Tao Tao.

This girl of his is really uplifting, she really gave him the face of being an older brother.

Tao Tao said with a speechless smile: "Okay, if it wasn't for Brother Hou, I wouldn't be able to get sweat medicine, enter the kitchen, let alone prescribe medicine. Brother, if I give you a long face like this, when will you give me a long face? Last night, holding the baby could be tied up by the silver moon hook."

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but blushed, and said awkwardly: "Brother, isn't that careless? And who knew that Yinyuegou was such a thug that he didn't agree? What kind of treasure is that? I think it's a broken bottle. As long as the other party doesn't agree, There is nothing you can do about it.”

Sha Wujing over there also blushed, because he was also tied up by the Yinyue hook, but fortunately Tao Tao didn't expose it in public.

Tao Tao stretched out her hand, and a plate of chicken legs appeared in her palm, and she fed one to each of Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong: "Don't worry, there is no medicine in it."

The eyes of the three were filled with tears, and the moment they tasted the delicious food, they almost fainted with happiness.

"Amitabha, why are you giving them meat again, Tao Zi?" Tang Seng growled hungry, but he didn't want to look at the chicken legs more.

Tao Tao quibbled: "Master, don't be so picky. Goblins only eat meat, and you can't find a single vegetarian dish in Yalong Cave."

"That's my teacher..." Tang Seng's complexion turned pale again.

"But I prepared two fruits for Master, you can fill your stomach first." Taozi smiled and took out two washed peaches and stuffed them into Tang Seng's hands, Tang Seng was satisfied.

While speaking, Monkey King has already wiped out the little monsters with one enemy against a hundred.The Fox Clan suffered heavy casualties, and I'm afraid they won't be able to stir up trouble in the next hundred years.

After Sun Wukong untied the chains on Sha Wujing and the others, he did not leave in a hurry. The six of them walked out happily after having a full meal in the Yalong Cave.

"Brother Monkey, this matter can't just be left alone, let's settle the score with those two vicious women!" Zhu Bajie was full of energy after eating and drinking.He couldn't swallow the thought of being humiliated by those two women.

Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong also thought the same way, they were stripped naked and almost lost their innocence, how will they see people after this matter is revealed?

Sun Wukong sneered and said: "Of course we can't just let it go like this. If we keep them in this world, how many people will suffer!"

Tang Seng sighed, but he didn't stop this time, and he almost lost his innocence.But it's not because of this that he didn't stop it, but because the two goblins really couldn't stay.

So the group rushed to the Lianhua Cave. After Monkey King opened the cave door with two sticks, Tao Tao slammed seven or eight of them with a plantain fan.

Jin Xiangyu and Yinyuegou were forced to escape and fell into the trap of Monkey King and others.Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and even Xiaobailong went into battle together, and beat them to the ground within a few strokes.

Just when they were about to kill them, a golden light suddenly covered the two of them, and the Taishang Laojun approached menacingly, preventing Sun Wukong and others from attacking.

"The Great Sage is merciful. These two evils are the children of the old man watching the alchemy furnace. A few days ago, they were borrowed by Guanyin Bodhisattva and deliberately pretended to be goblins to test the Buddhist scriptures of the Tang Dynasty. If you beat me to death, the old man will not Watch the stove." Taishang Laojun stroked his white beard and laughed, but Monkey King and the others had nothing to vent their anger on.

"Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin have seen Laojun!" Jin Xiangyu and Yinyuegou knelt down to salute, and their appearance changed instantly, and they turned into children watching the stove.

"Bodhisattva is too black-hearted. There are already enough goblins along the way, and she actually invites the gods to come down to make trouble. No, Lao Sun must reason with her about this matter. She can't do that." Sun Wu's air is broken. , You know how dangerous this situation is?The master and a few juniors almost lost their virginity.

"Wukong, don't talk nonsense. The Bodhisattva has his own reason for doing this. Even if he tries a hundred times and a thousand times, the poor monk's wish to learn the scriptures will not change." Tang Seng hurriedly stopped Monkey King, and he heard that Guanyin Bodhisattva ordered him to do so. , he was more pious.

Monkey King snorted and said: "Master, you said that, but it's not me who is behind the scenes to fight the monsters?"

Speaking of this, Sun Wukong stared at Taishang Laojun with a half-smile and said, "Old man, you two disciples are really powerful. If you become a goblin, you will be seductive, right? You want to tarnish the innocence of my master and juniors. "

The two Jin Xiangyu were terrified, and hurriedly explained: "Master, we are all deliberate illusions for the sake of realistic effects! We absolutely didn't really have such thoughts, and we didn't tarnish their innocence. Please, Master! Mingcha!"

The Taishang Laojun blew his beard and stared, but he still defended his shortcomings after all: "Sun Wukong, you have heard it all. Besides, haven't your master and junior brother lost their innocence? It's okay, you don't need to talk about this matter anymore, disciples, I went back with my husband."

"Yes, Master." The two boys breathed a sigh of relief, as if they had thought of something, they took out the purple gold and red gourd, the mutton fat jade bottle, the golden rope and the seven-star sword and returned them to the Taishang Laojun.

Yinyuegou glared at Tao Tao again and made a small report: "Master, that Tao Tao is too much, not only robbed us of our plantain fan, but also framed us with the fan several times."

"Oh?" Taishang Laojun put away some of his belongings. These treasures, which even Sun Wukong shunned, were actually just Taishang Laojun's belongings.

The gourd is used to hold pills, and the clean bottle is naturally used to hold water. The golden rope is just his belt. As for the Seven Star Sword, it has a good background and is used by him to refine monsters.

And the plantain fan in Tao Tao's hand is to fan the alchemy furnace.

"Little baby, it turns out that the plantain fan is with you. If that's the case, return it to the old man." Taishang Laojun stretched out his hand. Although this fan is just an ordinary thing to him, if it falls in the mortal world, it will attract people. The fight is over.

Tao Tao blinked innocently, spread her hands and said, "I threw that fan away, so it's Laojun, your treasure?"

Taishang Laojun: "...You little baby is still lying to me. The fan is clearly on you, so don't let the old man search for it."

"Well, it's actually like this. Grandpa, I really like this fan. It's hot now, and it's good for fanning." Tao Tao hugged Taishang Laojun's arm and said coquettishly: "You just use this fan Give me the fan, okay? Anyway, this fan is just an ordinary object to you, so don’t be so stingy, grandpa.”

"Talk as you speak, how can you talk about it?" Taishang Laojun wanted to break Tao Tao's hand away, but Tao Tao hugged him tighter, her head was still rubbing against his arm, rubbing Laojun's goosebumps Pimples are up.

"Grandpa, I don't have a grandpa, so I really hope to have one. Can you be my grandpa? If you are my grandpa, I will definitely call you every day in the future. Don't you want to have a well-behaved granddaughter like me?" Tao Tao tilted her head to show her cuteness, and her eyes were so bright that the old man lost his temper.

"Then how can it be? The old man is a god, and you are just a little demon." The old man raised his chin, with a displeased expression on his face, he was clearly arrogant.

Tao Tao said sternly: "But I followed the master to learn scriptures, and sooner or later I will become a fairy. Think about it, how happy is your granddaughter to become a fairy from a fairy? Go out and brag with you in the future, and you have capital too. "

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and began to think, so Tao Tao hit the iron while it was hot: "And I am very good at cooking, everyone praises the delicacies I cook. Look at my master Tang Seng, I raised him to be white and tender." How handsome! When I become a fairy, I will cook food for you every day, grandpa, and keep the same food every day, don’t you think it’s okay?”

"The old man has already fasted the grain, and he doesn't need to eat." The Taishang Laojun said this, but there were actually signs of softening.

"But your fairy friend likes to eat. When the time comes, you will have a good-looking granddaughter who is so good at cooking food. How much face will you tell me?" Tao Tao boasted.

This time, Taishang Laojun was obviously moved, coughed and said: "Then I will look at your performance, if you can really become a god, I will accept you as my granddaughter."

"Don't worry, Grandpa, I'm sure I can do it!" Tao Tao promised loudly, coaxing the Taishang Laojun into a ecstasy, and left just like that.

It was only when Laojun returned to the Heavenly Court that he realized that the fan hadn't been returned yet!Thinking of Taozi being so cute, he thought to himself, forget it, and consider it as a meeting gift for his future granddaughter.

When only the group of five was left, Zhu Bajie gave a thumbs up in amazement: "Little sister, tall, tall! It turns out that you are the most powerful among us, even the fan of the old old Taishang Laojun Liar, brother really convinced you."

"Average, third in the world. Brother, I have a lot of strengths." Tao Tao took out a plantain fan and played happily. With this baby in hand, she will see which fairies without eyes dare to bully her in the future.

Sun Wukong also shook his head. He used to only know that he couldn't piss off his master, but now it seems that he can't piss off Taozi either.

Being able to cheat things from Taishang Laojun, Taozi is definitely the No. 1 in history, and she may really become Laojun's granddaughter in the future.

Thinking of this, he felt stuffy in his heart, as if his treasure was coveted by others.

In the next few days, Sun Wukong was reticent, and occasionally looked at Taozi in a daze.After a few times, Taozi saw his abnormality, but Monkey King avoided answering after asking.

Zhu Bajie's eyes are the most poisonous, after his analysis and consideration, he felt that something was wrong!This stinky monkey must have taken a fancy to his sister, no, absolutely not, his precious girl is definitely not something a stinky monkey can covet.

However, Zhu Bajie couldn't find clear evidence for a while, so he could only endure it first, and then made troubles from time to time, so that the stinky monkey couldn't get along with Taozi alone.

"Master, you can look at Brother Monkey, let alone committing a crime of meat, you may commit a crime of lust in the future." On this day, Zhu Bajie went to make a small report in front of Tang Seng again, but Tang Seng didn't know why and thought he was Just kidding.

"Anyway, I'm not joking, Master, you must talk to him nicely tonight, and tell him not to pester Taozi."

Tang Seng was dumb for a while, Wukong and Taozi, this is unlikely, right?But looking at the close appearance of the two of them, there is indeed something wrong.

He thought about it all the way, and felt that this matter still needs to be taken seriously.

That night, everyone happened to pass by a monastery. The monastery looked dilapidated, but it was a place to shelter from wind and rain, so they planned to live in it.

The temple is called Baolin Temple, which belongs to the Wuji Kingdom. Thirty or forty miles to the west is the capital of the Wuji Kingdom.

Being so close to the capital, it is reasonable to say that this temple should be full of incense, but in fact it is just the opposite.When a few people arrived, the last monk in the monastery also packed up his bag and ran away, shouting "there is a ghost inside" as he ran. Seeing him in a hurry, he seemed to be quite frightened.

"Wukong, could it be that this temple is really not clean?" Tang Seng was a little scared, and took Monkey King's arm and said, "Why don't you go in and have a look first, and if there are ghosts, clean them up first, so as not to wake you up at night when you sleep." .”

Sun Wukong said: "I have been caught by goblins so many times, why is the master still so timid? With my grandson here, I dare not approach any ghosts in custody."

After saying that, he dragged Tang Seng into the temple.

Tao Tao felt that something was wrong, every time Brother Hou said something like this, he would be slapped in the face, maybe there is a ghost in this yard, and it will appear at night!

A few people bought some food in the temple, and Sha Wujing found some oil lamps and some candles from nowhere.Zhu Bajie tidied up the beds. The beds here looked like they hadn't been used for several months. After shaking the dust, they could barely make do for one night.

Because Tang Seng was afraid, he asked Sun Wukong to sleep with him. By the way, he followed Zhu Bajie's suggestion and brainwashed the big apprentice tonight.

Taozi lived between Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie. For some reason, she felt gloomy when the door was closed, so she planned to light the oil lamp all night.

In a daze, suddenly a gust of wind came, and Tao Tao sat up with a jerk.The oil lamp was still on, and she saw a white figure standing at the door at a glance. The white figure swayed and slowly revealed its entire face.

That face looked like a man's. Although pale and pale, he was quite young and handsome, about the same as Tang Seng.

The figure floated towards her expressionlessly, and Tao Tao let out a cry in shock, thinking for a moment, she is a goblin, so is she afraid of ghosts?

He took out the plantain fan from under the pillow, and wanted to destroy the other party!