Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Yang Li faltered, and finally, under the urging of Hu Li and Lu Li, he pointed to one at random, which happened to point to the one on the right of Zhu Bajie.

Seeing his finger, Zhu Bajie secretly took a deep breath, and thought that if this guy was a little bit off, he would have pointed at him.

"Just the last one." Yang Li confirmed it.

Although he didn't see which one was the eunuch, he didn't panic. He didn't see it after looking for so long, so he didn't believe that Monkey King could see it at a glance.

"Monkey King, it's up to you to identify him."

Monkey King pointed at Zhu Bajie with one finger, and said with a smile, "That's it, the second to last one, I say he is the eunuch."

"Impossible!" Yang Li wanted to laugh out loud, and the penultimate one was not only a woman, but also the best figure among them.Those big breasts, that thin waist, and those long legs made him drool.

This Sun Wukong is really absurd, to think such a beautiful man is an eunuch, if all the eunuchs look like this, there will be no need for maids in this palace.

"Whether it is true or not, please ask the queen to reveal." Monkey King winked at Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie immediately transformed himself into a man.

It turns out that the two brothers had already discussed that when Yang Li observes, Zhu Bajie will become a woman; when it is finally revealed, he will become an eunuch.In this way, Yangli will undoubtedly lose.

The queen clapped her palms and smiled: "The eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty guessed right."

As he said that, he actually pulled Zhu Bajie's clothes and brought him in front of everyone.

"This is actually not a maid, but an eunuch, but she is pretty and pleasing." The queen said with a smile, "Sichen, let everyone see your real face."

"Yes, ma'am." Zhu Bajie lowered his voice, removed the bun and pearl hairpin with his hands, wiped off the makeup on his face, and touched his chest again, unexpectedly two balls of soft white cotton came out.

The upright chest shriveled immediately, and looking at his appearance, he was indeed a well-behaved little eunuch, not a woman.

Yang Li was shocked and said: "Impossible! This is impossible! I just saw her breasts are real! How could she be a eunuch?"

Zhu Bajie curled up his orchid finger, pointed at Yang Li and said, "The national teacher is so disgusting, he actually looked at him from top to bottom... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tao Tao was immediately taken aback by the thunder, thinking where did this evildoer come from?Definitely not her own brother!

"Hey...we're not alive anymore..." The nine women behind were really blushing, and each of them covered their faces and began to cry.

Yang Li was so blushed, it was too late to regret it, he really wanted to slap himself, why did he say this out of excitement?

The queen was also a little embarrassed, and hurriedly waved her hands to let all the maids go down, and Zhu Bajie also retreated.

"Why, do you want to admit that the national teacher lost?" Sun Wukong grabbed Yang Li's painful foot and teased: "Or the national teacher was so absorbed in seeing the beauties just now that he couldn't even tell the difference between a man and a woman?"

"Nonsense! How can my national teacher be the kind of person who is greedy for beauty? Don't slander my innocence! This time I admit defeat, but no matter how this kind of trick is, it will take three rounds to determine the outcome. Monkey King, don't you dare?" Dare to continue to compare with me?" Although Yang Li was so ashamed that he couldn't hold back his old face, he still wanted to get back to the city.

"Heh... I have seen a lot of shameless people, Lao Sun, but this is the first time I have seen a shameless person like you. Anyway, if you want to compare with Lao Sun, I will continue to compare with you, so that you will lose docilely." After Sun Wukong finished speaking, his painting style changed again: "If you lose in the next two rounds, then Lao Sun will have to compete in three rounds later, and all the rules will be determined by me."

"That's it!" Yang Li agreed without hesitation, but he didn't know that Sun Wukong had put him in a case.

So the second round continued to compete with guessing people. This time Yang Lili was smarter and asked to guess Tong and the monk.As for where Dao Tong came from, it is naturally his view of the Three Purities.

Hu Li and Lu Li personally selected ten Taoist boys, but Zhu Bajie fainted one and hid one in the latrine ahead of time, so it was a coincidence that he was selected again this time.

Hu Li earnestly warned: "We have lost several times in the competition with those bald donkeys, and we must not lose again this time! I will shave one of you and become a monk, but after shaving, we will use a wig to cover it up. In this way, Sun Wukong will not be able to see through it."

He walked around in front of ten people and asked, "Which one of you is willing to sacrifice once?"

"Master, I am willing!"

"Master, I am willing too!"

All of a sudden, four or five little Taoist boys stood up.

Hu Li nodded in satisfaction, and randomly selected one of the five to have his head shaved.Zhu Bajie watched carefully from the side, and suddenly stretched out his hand to touch his head, hey, these monsters don't know that his hair is also fake.

After Xiao Daotong's hair was shaved off, Lu Li brought another wig for him to wear.Then let ten people wear hats, so that the hairline can be greatly covered, and people can't tell the real from the fake.

"You'll be the first one later." Hu Li told the little boy who had his head shaved.

"Yes, master." Xiao Daotong seemed a little excited, and he also went all out to let the masters win.

With a thought, Zhu Bajie was immediately ranked second, so he was just behind Xiaodaotong.

When it was time to play, Hu Li and Lu Li left first, and Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to blow at Xiao Dao Tong who had shaved his head. The wig on Xiao Dao Tong's head immediately took root, and turned into real hair again.

Zhu Bajie couldn't stop laughing to himself, and when he reached the main hall, he put away his smile and stood obediently behind the screen.

This time, the screen was raised a little higher to block their heads, but a pair of feet were exposed underneath, requiring Yang Li and Sun Wukong to guess whether a Taoist priest or a monk with their feet.

Yang Li had already received hints from Hu Li and Lu Li that the young monk whose head had been shaved was the first to appear, so he was not panicked.

"Monkey King, let you guess first this time."

"Then let it go." Sun Wukong pretended to use a trick, muttered something, and within a moment he withdrew his supernatural powers, and said with a smile: "I already know, it's up to you next time."

Yang Li was a little suspicious, could it be that Monkey King really recognized it?

He glanced at Hu Li and Lu Li, but they nodded with confidence, Yang Li felt relieved and said, "I also know which one is the monk."

"You talk first." Sun Wukong said.

"Guess first, or say it first." Yang Li was not fooled this time, worried that he would tell the truth first, and Monkey King would also point to the same person.

Sun Wukong couldn't refuse, so he had to say: "The old grandson said first. That's the one, the second one from the number, and that one is a young monk."

"Hahahaha..." Yang Li burst out laughing, thinking to himself that Sun Wukong is really a fake trick, and the second one is obviously a little Taoist boy, but he says he is a monk. He really has no eyes.

This time, he won!

"I said it was the first one." Yang Li announced his answer confidently, and when he met Hu Li and Lu Li, all three of them laughed.

"No, it's definitely the second one!" Sun Wukong argued hard, but it drew even bigger laughter.

Hu Li said happily: "My junior brother is right, he is the first one. I shaved his hair myself. Disciple, come out and let everyone have a look!"

"Yes, master." Xiao Daotong, who had his head shaved, answered, and came out from behind the screen.

He saluted everyone, took off his hat in public, and went to uncover his wig.Unexpectedly, this pulling was just a cry of pain, Xiao Daotong grinned his teeth in pain, and quickly let go, there were more than ten hairs in the palm of his hand.

The three monsters of Huli couldn't help but gasp, especially Huli and Luli, they saw this boy shaved his head, how could it grow back?

Lu Li personally ran over to check Xiaodaotong's hair, and found that the hair really grew on his head, it was obviously a wig he put on himself!

"What's going on? How did it become like this?" Lu Li yanked his hair back and forth, making Xiao Daotong almost cry.

Xiao Daotong cried, "I don't know, Master, I'm clearly wearing a wig, how did this wig take root?"

"Hmph, it turned out that the three of you were working together to win my grandson, and deliberately shaved your disciple's head." Sun Wukong stared at the three monsters, and said angrily: "It's no wonder that God can't see you using such a dirty trick. It’s over. Che Chi has a national teacher like you, and I think this country will perish sooner or later.”

The king dared not speak out, his face turned red and white, but neither side dared to offend, so he just sat there and kept silent.

"That little monk, come out." Monkey King shouted, and Zhu Bajie jumped out happily.

He took off the hat and tore off the wig with his hands. He really was a little monk.

"Ah?" Hu Li, Lu Li and Yang Li were all dumbfounded.

Lu Li was the first to come back to his senses, looked at Hu Li and asked, "Brother, did we all remember the wrong person?"

"Impossible, I remember this one was shaved." Hu Li pointed at Xiao Daotong, his thoughts were a little confused for a while, and he didn't have the confidence to speak.

Zhu Bajie looked at him and said pitifully, "Master, you shaved my hair."

"Nonsense!" Hu was not strong enough, and he was not blind. Could he still not be able to tell the difference between these two apprentices?It's just that things are too weird, and he can't figure out what's going on.

"Never mind which one was shaved, Yang Li, you lost again this time, but you still want to continue the competition?" Sun Wukong hurriedly changed the subject, lest Zhu Bajie's identity would be revealed by the other party's deep thinking.

Tao Tao couldn't help laughing and said: "Brother Hou, they have lost so many times, how can they have the face to continue to compete? If it were me, I would have found a crack in the ground and crawled in."

"You don't know, Taozi, they have thick skins, even if they are compared ten times or eight times, Lao Sun doesn't think it's strange."

The two of them sang together, making the three monsters feel ashamed, and they were really hit by the aggressive method.

Yang Li yelled angrily in a low voice: "Sun Wukong, don't be too complacent! Although I don't know what tricks you played, but your tricks will never succeed again!"

He turned to look at the king, and begged, "Your Majesty, there is bound to be another round of competition. Please sit down in this round and see what tricks Monkey King can do!"

The king said obediently: "I don't know how the national teacher wants me to sit in the town?"

"Your Majesty, this time, you will choose a few people yourself, and they will all dress up as you. Then we will guess. Hmph, no matter how daring Monkey King is, he will not dare to do anything to His Majesty." It's a last resort.

Even the disciples personally selected by the two elder brothers had problems, so he could only pin his last hope on the worthless monarch.

"Forget it, I'll play with you once." The king really became interested, and actually went to the apse to choose a substitute himself.

He chose a bodyguard who was about the same size as him, so Zhu Bajie found another way to stun a bodyguard and become like him, and he was really chosen by the king.

The king chose a total of seven guards, and said solemnly: "You will be dressed up as me later, but I won't go out, so no matter which one they guess right, it will be wrong."

"Your Majesty is wise." The seven guards praised in unison.

The king waved his hand and let the ladies of the court begin to dress up.As a result, the guards were smeared with yellow makeup, and their beards were pasted on the corners of their mouths.The bun was also combed exactly the same, and even the clothes were changed to the same, but instead of wearing a dragon robe, they changed into the most luxurious ordinary clothes.

Zhu Bajie smiled secretly, he never thought that one day he would be able to pretend to be the emperor, which is really refreshing.It's just that the old emperor is too shrewd, so he doesn't show up. What if Brother Hou guesses wrong?

No, I have to remind Monkey Brother.

The seven people were quickly dressed up, and Zhu Bajie was the first to walk behind the screen.This time, the head was still blocked, only the feet were exposed.

Zhu Bajie's toes gently drew a circle on the ground. Although the speed was very slow and cautious, Monkey King still saw it.

Sun Wukong was rubbing his chin in thought, when he heard Yang Li provocatively said: "Sun Wukong, let me guess first this time, how about it?"

"Please." Sun Wukong replied casually, still thinking about what Zhu Bajie drew a circle.

Yang Li has already used his magic power to guess the person, but he looked back and forth twice and didn't see why.These seven people don't have real dragon spirit, could it be that they are all fake?

When I saw it for the third time, I suddenly found some strange aura about the first person, Yang Li was stunned and overjoyed.Fortunately, I read it again, otherwise I would have missed it.

The emperor's old son is very old, and he probably won't live long, so the dragon aura on his body is already quite weak, and even evolved into other strange auras.

Yang Li was overjoyed at his discovery, he believed that the Monkey King would never be able to discover this change!

"I've finished watching, Monkey King, it's your turn."

Sun Wukong still looked like that, with a thoughtful look on his face, as if he couldn't make up his mind for a long time.

Tao Tao became anxious, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Monkey, what are you looking at? Could it be that you can't tell the difference?"

"It's a bit strange." Sun Wukong replied: "It stands to reason that the old emperor should have dragon aura, but none of the seven people here have dragon aura. I suspect that the old emperor is not among them."

"Then you just say you're not here, why are you still hesitating?"

"It's that idiot who keeps drawing circles with his feet. Old Sun can't understand what it means." Sun Wukong's ears were a little red. He knew that Zhu Bajie would not do such a thing casually, so there must be his meaning.

Draw circles?Tao Tao looked at the feet of the seven people, and sure enough, she saw the first person drawing circles slowly with his feet.

She suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, I know what my brother means. That's not drawing a circle, but writing zero. The circle means no, and he reminds us that there is no real His Majesty here." .”

"So that's how it is." Sun Wukong suddenly realized, but he remembered a number that Taozi had told them before, and circles represented zero. "National teacher, I have already read it. This time you say it first."

Yang Li couldn't wait any longer, pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "Your Majesty is the first one! Monkey King, don't pick my answer, otherwise you will lose."

"Who wants to pick up your answer? I said that there is no His Majesty here, it's all fake." Monkey King just thought it was funny, this Yang Li didn't know what his eyes were, and he actually took that idiot as the real His Majesty.

He figured it out after a little thought, presumably Yang Li couldn't tell the difference between the dragon's aura and the monster's aura, and he took Zhu Bajie's aura that was different from ordinary people's aura as a real dragon's aura.

"Hahahaha...Sun Wukong, I knew you would be mistaken. These seven people seem to be the same at first glance, but you don't know that there is a dragon spirit in His Majesty." Yang Li was still complacent, predicting it for himself Excited by Monkey King's answer.

Sun Wukong couldn't bear to see his stupidity anymore, and said loudly: "Since that's the case, please come out and see who is right and who is wrong."

"Of course it's me..." Before Yang Li could finish his complacency, he suddenly saw a person walking in the door, who was exactly like His Majesty.

And the His Majesty he guessed was still hiding behind the screen, obviously not planning to come out.

For a moment, Yang Li's old face was flushed so red that he was about to bleed.Impossible, how could he be wrong?Obviously that person also has dragon aura... No, it's not dragon aura, it's just an aura different from ordinary people, I mistook it for dragon aura.

Realizing this, Yang Li's face turned pale again, and even the emperor hated him in his heart.This damn old man dared to set up such a trap to deceive him!

While thinking about it, the king had already come in front of Monkey King, and said approvingly: "As expected of an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, you guessed it right again."

"I guessed right, but your national teacher is wrong again. Your majesty, your national teachers don't seem very happy." Sun Wukong gave Yang Li a provocative look, and Yang Li was blowing his beard and staring fiercely. Gave the king a look.

The king was taken aback, he hesitated and said: "I think the national teacher just made a mistake, a mistake..."

"It doesn't matter whether he made a mistake or not. If he loses, he loses. Three national teachers, you have repeatedly made things difficult for me and my disciples. Now you have to fulfill your promise and ask Lao Sun to ask a question. Come on!" Challenge challenge!"

Sun Wukong never intended to let these monsters go from the very beginning, but he dared to use the name of Sanqing to deliberately smear them, so he just meddled in his own business and helped Sanqing clean up these black sheep!