Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Damn tortoise, let my master out! Otherwise, don't blame me for rushing in, and then I will kill all your shrimp soldiers and crab generals, burn your cave, and let your blood flow like a river here!" Zhu Bajie roared, and finally changed his words this time.

The nine-toothed rake hit the stone door with a "bump", and the stone door trembled, but it was not knocked open.

A few long-legged shrimps on patrol swam over upon hearing the sound, and raised their knives and forks to attack, but they were not Zhu Bajie's opponent, and they were all smashed to death by Bajie within a few strokes.

Looking at the prawns all over the floor, Zhu Bajie couldn't help swallowing, thinking that he had to take these prawns out and let the little sister cook them.

In the cave, the monster just got Tang Seng out of the magic weapon. It turned out that his magic weapon was an unopened lotus bud, no wonder it could turn into a river full of flowers.

Hearing Zhu Bajie calling the door, the monster stood up in a "bass" and said, "Take this monk down and tie him up first, and then come to eat meat after I have cleaned up his disciples."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Immediately, two long-legged shrimps brought Tang Seng down.

The monster asked someone to take the cloak, and the long-legged shrimp who had advised him before came up again, and said maliciously: "My lord, the people outside are not calling you."

"Huh?" The monster looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "Who is that called? Is there a second king in this cave?"

"There is no second king, but his name is the dead turtle. Have you forgotten, my lord? This water mansion has always been called the Water Turtle House, but as for the residence of the old tortoise, people outside must have regarded you as the old tortoise. The long-legged shrimp pointed to the old tortoise who was dozing in the corner, and said with a smile: "Since they call the old tortoise, let the old tortoise go out."

The monster rolled his eyes, and suddenly understood what the long-legged shrimp meant.Although he occupied the water mansion of the old tortoise, the old tortoise's shell was too hard, as long as his head was retracted, even he had nowhere to start, so he trapped the old tortoise in a corner to watch.

Now letting the old turtle go out, no matter who wins or loses, it is beneficial to him.

"Smart. Go, let go of that old turtle and let him go out to clean up Monkey King and Zhu Bajie."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The long-legged shrimp beamed with joy, and immediately summoned a few men to untie the old turtle.The old tortoise stuck out his head when he heard the movement, as if he was still a little confused.

The long-legged shrimp chuckled and said: "Old Gui, there is an enemy outside. The king said that as long as you can clean up the outsiders, you will be set free in the future."

The old tortoise yawned, and said weakly: "Then I'll continue to sleep, it doesn't make any difference to me whether I'm free or not. Huh, whoever caused the trouble will solve it himself. I, the old tortoise, don't want to be the knife that kills people." "

After speaking, he retracted his head again, so angry that the long-legged shrimp's teeth were itchy, and kicked his turtle shell hard.As it turned out, the old tortoise was in no pain, but the long-legged shrimp gasped in pain.

The monster borrowed a knife to kill people, but he was furious, so he had no choice but to go out by himself, planning to clean up Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, and then come back to clean up the old turtle.

Zhu Bajie was still attacking Shimen with a "bang bang bang", when the last rake went up, Shimen was pushed open, and the nine-toothed rake almost hit the monster's face.The monster hid aside in shock, and the lotus bud of the magic weapon in its hand suddenly bloomed, shooting out a golden light suddenly.

The golden light made Zhu Bajie unable to open his eyes, only felt a strong repulsive force preventing him from approaching.Having suffered this kind of loss in the Heishui River last time, Zhu Bajie learned to be smart this time, and simply found a big rock to hide.

"Holding the nine-toothed rake, you are Zhu Bajie? Aren't you vicious just now? Didn't you keep letting me come out? Why did you hide when my lord came out? Hmph, although eating your meat is useless, but It’s okay to have an appetizer!”

In an instant, 33 lotus petals shot out suddenly, instantly cutting the big rock that Zhu Bajie was hiding into powder.Zhu Bajie's shock was no small matter, if he hadn't escaped quickly just now, he would have turned into a piece of pork now!

"Dang Dang Dang!" The nine-toothed rake danced airtightly, and the lotus petals hit it, making a chaotic sound.

Every impact made Zhu Bajie take a step back, dozens of impacts made his arms numb and his internal organs ached.

The magic weapon of this monster is really powerful. Zhu Bajie saw that he couldn't please him, so he couldn't help cursing: "You turtle can only hide and hide. This water is your territory. What kind of a hero are you hiding here? Come out if you have the ability, and then you will be able to hide." The old pig goes to the shore to fight! If the old pig doesn't beat you, you'll have a bruised nose and a swollen face, and you won't even know your mother!"

After scolding, he fled to the shore in a flash, the monster turned pale with anger, and really chased after him.

Zhu Bajie succeeded in his treacherous tricks, he laughed secretly and accelerated his speed even more.

On the shore, Monkey King and others were waiting anxiously behind the bushes, when they heard a splashing sound in the water, everyone immediately became vigilant.Zhu Bajie jumped out of the water, and soon the monster flew out too.

Zhu Bajie went ashore, and hooked his finger at the monster provocatively: "If you have the ability, come to the shore to fight... why do you do this trick again!"

The monster is also impatient, and before Zhu Bajie could mock him again, the 33-petal lotus shot out again, and flew towards Zhu Bajie.

Seeing that the situation was urgent, Monkey King and Sha Wujing jumped out together. With the help of the Golden Cudgel and the Subduing Demon Staff, they knocked out all the lotus petals in a blink of an eye.

The monster was not stupid, seeing that there was an ambush, he took the magic weapon and jumped into the water, actually running away.

"Brother Monkey, why are you beating his magic weapon? You should be beating him! I managed to lure him out, and this time it's healed, and I went into the water again." Zhu Bajie felt like a toothache. Isn't it in vain?

"You dead pig, Lao Sun is kind enough to help you, but you still dislike him. Junior brother Sha, let's not help him again next time, so as not to repay our good intentions." Sun Wukong slapped Zhu Bajie on the head and stared fiercely. glanced at him.

Sha Wujing interceded: "The two elder brothers don't want to argue, this monster's magic weapon is really powerful. Second senior brother, we help you because we are worried about you."

"Hey, that's what I said, Brother Hou, don't be really angry. It's more important to think about how to save Master now." Zhu Bajie put away the rake, and I'm afraid it would be unrealistic to lure the monster out.

"Second senior brother, why don't I go down with you again, and we brothers will join forces, and I'm sure we can take down that monster." Sha Wujing suggested.

Zhu Bajie waved his hand and said, "Old Sha, you don't know how powerful that old turtle's magic weapon is. He used it like this once before. I was hiding behind a big rock, and those petals cut the big rock instantly. It was broken into pieces! His magic weapon can still emit golden light, making it impossible for people to get close."

"Old tortoise? Isn't it a carp spirit?" Sun Wukong secretly thought that the monster didn't look like a tortoise either.

"His water mansion has the name of the water turtle written on it. Brother Hou, what do you mean if it's not an old turtle?" Although Zhu Bajie also thinks that the monster doesn't look like a turtle.

"Maybe the carp spirit has taken over the territory of the old turtle." Tao Tao listened carefully, and then said: "Brother Monkey, I have an idea, but everyone needs to cooperate."

The three brothers all looked curious and urged, "Say it."

"Doesn't the monster lose his memory every seven days, and then marry a wife? Calculated from this, tomorrow night will be the day for him to marry a wife, so we just need to stay up until tomorrow night, and then set up a net to wait for him to come out to marry a wife. We must be able to take him down!"

Tao Tao cracked her little plan, and said, "But the rest of today and tomorrow have to go to the bottom of the sea to monitor, and not let him eat Master."

Zhu Bajie was the first to express doubts: "What if he doesn't come to marry a wife this time, and only cares about eating Master?"

Tao Tao said: "Then make preparations. If the news is accurate, then he will lose his memory after midnight tonight. As long as he stays outside the door, he will know what he will do tomorrow."

Sun Wukong nodded. Although he could still ask the Bodhisattva for help, he was unwilling to do so unless it was absolutely necessary.Not to mention disturbing the Bodhisattva, if he can't pass the test in his own heart, it will appear that he is incompetent.

So in the following time, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing took turns to harass the monster.Sure enough, as everyone guessed, the monster just closed the cave door and couldn't come out. Even if it came out, it was just using magic weapons at the door to deal with the brothers, and it didn't go ashore at all.

The two brothers suffered twice alone, and finally dragged it to Zishi.

There was gradually no movement in the cave, and Zhu Bajie and others were also tired, so they returned to Chen's house to rest for the night.In the early morning of the next day, Zhu Bajie went down the river again. To his surprise, there was a lot of noise inside and outside the water mansion, and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals were all trying to get a bride for the monster!

Zhu Bajie came back and told everyone, everyone was puzzled, could it be that not only monsters lost their memory, but also shrimp soldiers and crab generals?

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Since they still want to marry a bride, then follow Taozi's plan. Taozi, you and the idiot will still dress up as brides tonight, and the old grandson will protect you by the side. Wujing, you and the little white dragon will guard you. On the river bank, the monster must not be allowed to escape back into the river. As for those shrimp soldiers and crabs, ignore it for now, and use all attacks to deal with the monster."

"But his magic weapon is very powerful..." Sha Wujing hesitated.

Zhu Bajie smiled and said: "Don't worry, Lao Sha, I'll see how I can trick my brother to come over with his magic weapon."

When approaching Zizi, Sun Wukong, Sha Wujing and Xiaobailong conjured gongs, drums and suona, and played for a while like the villagers.

After a while, Sha Wujing shouted loudly into the river again: "The king of inspiration, today's bride has been sent to the temple, please enjoy it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was the sound of rushing water in the river, and the three of them were taken aback. How did it come so fast this time?

Sun Wukong quickly hid in the room, while Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong found a place to hide.After hiding, the monster led a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals to the surface and came to the shore.

"Hey, there is a little beauty again today, where is the little beauty? My king is here to greet her." The monster really seemed to have forgotten everything, and even the words were exactly the same as seven days ago.

The more than 20 shrimp soldiers and crab generals behind him were also blowing and beating, intermittently, which was extremely unpleasant.

Seeing the monster enter the temple and go straight to the apse, a long-legged shrimp reminded: "Your Majesty, you must pay homage to the Bodhisattva first."

"That's right, I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me." The monster stopped, came to the Bodhisattva and bowed three more times, and then walked towards the apse with a smile.

When the monster pinches his fingertips, he creates a ball of fire, and even this step is the same as before.Seeing the two brides sitting on the bed, the saliva of Xi was about to flow out.

"You two little beauties, but you've been waiting for a long time? Don't be angry, isn't my lord here?" He rubbed his hands and was about to pounce on Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie raised his willow eyebrows, and said coldly: "Go away, who made you stand so close?"

"Is the little beauty still angry?" The monster really stood still and didn't dare to move, and said with an apologetic smile: "Then how can you not be angry?"

"Throw out the group of stinky fish and rotten shrimps behind you, I hate seeing them." Zhu Bajie covered his nose, frowned, showing disgust.

Immediately, the monster obediently drove out the group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and wanted to come over to hug the beauty, but was kicked by Tao Tao.

"So you want to marry our sister away? It's so dishonest." Tao Tao snorted displeased, but she didn't dare to make a serious move, otherwise it would be bad if it caused a backlash.

"Hey, the two young ladies are quite aggressive, but the king likes you like this. Come on, kick again, you kick people's hearts itchy, it's so comfortable." As he spoke, he leaned his waist over and asked Tao Peach kicked again.

Tao Tao's face turned green, what kind of pervert is this?Even more perverted than her brother.

This time it was Zhu Bajie who gave him a kick, and the monster was kicked so that it lay directly on the wall, and it took a while to wake up.

He rubbed his waist and gave Zhu Bajie a thumbs up, and praised: "Exciting! Really exciting! My lord likes it! Come, come, let's come to the bridal chamber!"

"What kind of house is the cave? If you want to marry our sister, you have to give us some dowry, right? Otherwise, we'll just go away and marry someone else." Zhu Bajie got up and stuck his waist, stretching out a white and tender hand to ask for it: " Hurry up, take out the dowry."

The monster suddenly realized, laughed loudly and said: "It turns out that the two young ladies disliked the king for not preparing a dowry, so you are wrong. In order to marry you, the king can specially catch that Tang monk and wait for you to go down and eat it." .Let me tell you, this Tang Seng is not an ordinary person, you can live forever if you eat a piece of his meat."

"Disgusting, we are humans, not monsters. Why do we eat human flesh? Don't want this dowry, give me something else." Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes, poked the monster's chest, and said with a winking smile: "A few days ago, the river It’s full of lotus flowers, and people like that, why don’t you pick a lotus flower and give it to them.”

"The Tongtian River is full of lotus flowers? My lord can't remember that." The monster rubbed his chin, looked at the two delicate beauties, and liked it more and more: "My lord really has a lotus here, Anyway, you are mortals, so it’s okay to show you.”

He grabbed it in mid-air, and immediately grabbed a lotus bud that hadn't opened yet, Zhu Bajie was stunned, it was this thing, and he couldn't fight back several times!

Holding his throat and enduring the nausea, he leaned forward, grabbed the lotus with one hand, and praised in admiration: "It's really a lotus. Your Majesty, you are so powerful. Can you give this flower to others?"

The monster giggled, being thrown into the arms of the beauty, he was about to become a fool.

He grabbed Zhu Bajie's waist and wanted to lean in to kiss him, but Zhu Bajie avoided him.

"It's okay to give it to you to play for two days, but you can't lose it and damage it. This is my king's treasure."

"What you say is true, I will take good care of it." Zhu Bajie tricked the baby into his hands, and pushed the monster onto the bed, so happy that the monster immediately took off his clothes. "My lord, let's come to the bridal chamber now."

"Okay, bridal chamber, bridal chamber!" The monster was about to pounce on Tao Tao, when the golden cudgel and nine-toothed rake suddenly fell down together.

Tao Tao saw the opportunity and rolled to the side, and the monster happened to miss it, and it was too late to feel the power coming from behind!

Immediately there was a scream, and the monster was smashed to death without any strength to fight back, and died tragically on the bed.

As soon as he died, he immediately changed back to his original shape. Surprisingly, he was neither a carp spirit nor an old turtle, but a fierce and ugly gray-black crocodile.

Tao Tao was dumbfounded, didn't she say that Bodhisattva's koi has become a monster?How could it be a crocodile?

"Bang bang bang!" Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong also launched a killing mode against the shrimp soldiers and crab generals outside. More than 20 shrimp and crabs were no match for them at all, and they all killed them in a few strokes.

When the brothers and sisters met, they all breathed a sigh of relief, now that the monster has been eliminated, it is time to save the master.

"Little sister, this treasure is for you. Let's see who dares to bully you in the future." Zhu Bajie is really a fanatic who spoils his sister, and leaves everything good for Taozi, even this kind of treasure.

Tao Tao also liked it very much, and was about to pick it up, when a golden light suddenly fell from the sky, and Guanyin Bodhisattva came late at night, waking up many people.

"Bodhisattva, you are late this time, we killed all the monsters." Sun Wukong was very unhappy, every time these Bodhisattvas would rush to save the monsters at the last moment, hum, this time they came a step late.

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not fall to the ground, but said reproachfully: "You monkey head, do you think that the monster was brought by me?"

"Who else can it be if it's not a Bodhisattva?" Sun Wukong has now regarded Guanyin Bodhisattva as the number one suspect, and every time he encounters a monster, he must first doubt it.

"I really didn't bring this monster here. He swam into my pond while I wasn't prepared, ate my koi, and even stole a lotus flower from the pond. Now if you kill him, it's him. It's my retribution." Guanyin Bodhisattva had no choice but to cleanse himself of his grievances, and his eyes fell on the lotus in Zhu Bajie's hand again.

Zhu Bajie immediately hid the lotus behind his back, pretending he didn't hear anything.

The Bodhisattva shook his head and didn't talk to him. As soon as he lifted his palm, the lotus flower turned into a cloud of smoke and disappeared in Zhu Bajie's hand, and then fell into the clean bottle.

"Tang Seng is still in the water mansion, don't delay, hurry up and save people."

After the Bodhisattva disappeared, Zhu Bajie said aggrievedly: "Little sister, the baby is gone."

"If it's gone, it's gone, brother, we'll be on the road tomorrow, maybe there will be more fun ahead." Tao Tao has already been thinking about going to the country of daughters!