Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Ms. Ruyi? Is it a woman?" Tao Tao thought inwardly. It's really rare. It turns out that there are still women in the man's country, and it sounds like their status is not low.But, as a woman in a country of men, how could she hate women so much?

Could it be that Empress Ruyi is very narrow-minded, worried that other women will come here and shake her position?

"Ms. Ruyi is a Taoist nun with a high level of cultivation. She came here a few years ago. After she came, she took over the peach grove where babies could be born. Your Majesty is so happy. It is not easy to conceive now, you have to prepare cattle, sheep, melons, fruits, red silk and other gifts to ask, and then kneel for three or five hours, maybe Empress Ruyi will be moved and agree."

Xiaoguan Taolin looked at Tao Tao, thinking that if such a cute and juicy girl went to kneel for three or five hours, wouldn't it hurt her heart?

"What Ruyi lady... Huh, if the old grandson is not pregnant, you must deal with her well..." Sun Wukong supported his waist with one hand, and wanted to draw the golden hoop stick with the other hand, but now he didn't even have the strength to hold the stick.

Tao Tao smiled helplessly: "Brother Hou, don't bother, you wait here, I'll go to Ruyi to watch the situation first. Maybe I'll pick one or two if I'm lucky."

She didn't know how high Ruyi's cultivation base was, but she felt that she was not bad. If the other party really deliberately made things difficult, then don't blame her for being rude, and the plantain fan serves you!

"Little sister, you have to be careful, go early and come back early, brother is still waiting for you here." Zhu Bajie was worried, but there was nothing he could do about it, Tao Tao was very moved by that worried expression.

Tao Tao comforted everyone and asked Xiao Bailong to guard them before heading to the imperial city in peace.

This place is still tens of miles away from the imperial city, and Tao Tao was transported into the city in less than half an hour.

Entering the imperial city really opened her eyes!At a glance on the street, there are all men!Old, young, big, small, fat, thin, beautiful, ugly...there are all kinds of things.

What surprised her even more was that many of the men were still dressed in bright colors, dressed like butterflies, with pearl hairpins inserted in their hair, and makeup on their faces.When I looked at it, I thought it was a woman.

Along the way, Tao Tao really saw many handsome little brothers, some were masculine, some were cruel, some were handsome, some were cute, and she suddenly had a feeling of being in the grass.

"Ah! Woman! It's a woman!" Someone who was the first to spot Tao Tao suddenly yelled.

For a moment, all the eyes of the whole street were looking at Tao Tao. Tao Tao was immediately surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside. She couldn't even see the road, and felt a sense of suffocation.

"It's really a woman, and a very beautiful and cute little girl!"

"Ah, it's a little sister, sister, where do you come from? But you come to pick a man? I don't mind being your husband at all!"

"Go away, you can only become a house servant at most, even if you are as handsome as me, you can only hope to be a side husband."

"You all go away, just because you also want to be her man? It's beyond your control!"

"Then what are you? I don't even have the qualifications to talk to girls."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Tao Tao's eyes rolled like mosquito coils, what the hell are these?If I knew she would have disguised herself as a man and entered the city, what a mistake.

"Everyone, I would like to ask..."

"Ah! The girl talked to me!"

"Get out, you're obviously talking to me!"

"You all get out! Ah... the girl's voice is really nice, I really like it!"

Tao Tao: "..." Can you let her finish talking?

There was a lot of chattering in the ears, and Tao Tao was almost fainted by the noise. She kept doing nothing, and suddenly amplified her voice a hundred times with magic!

"Shut up for me!"

The entire imperial city was silent at once, and it was quiet.Those who were closer were even shocked to have their eardrums buzzing, staring at Tao Tao like a ghost, that curious and obsessed look faded away completely.

Damn duck, women are really scary.

Everyone on the street stood there motionless as if they had been immobilized.

Tao Tao was a little ashamed, did she use too much force just now, scaring everyone silly?

She cleared her throat and asked embarrassingly, "I just want to ask, how to get to Ruyi Temple?"

"Go straight along this street, then turn right at the fourth intersection, go forward to the third intersection and then turn left, then go two further intersections and turn right." A man mechanically replied.

"Turn right at four intersections, turn left at three intersections, and turn right again at two intersections..." Tao Tao silently read it twice, and finally straightened it out. She smiled at the man, "Thank you."

Before everyone came back to their senses, she simply flew up, jumped onto the roof, and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes in a blink of an eye.

The man who answered the question just now blushed all of a sudden, and the blush reached the base of his neck: "Sister smiled at me, smiled at me, smiled..."

After speaking, he fainted from joy.

Tao Tao finally got rid of the embarrassing atmosphere of being watched, followed the route the man said and jumped all the way, and after a quarter of an hour, she really saw a Taoist temple. Two miles away from the Taoist temple was the imperial palace of Xiliang Kingdom.

The Taoist temple is not too big, it is only one-tenth of the area of ​​the imperial palace when viewed from above, and there are not many houses, and the front and back of the houses are full of peach trees.

The strange thing is that some have already produced bright red fruits, some have just bloomed, and some have just begun to sprout buds.This small Taoist temple seems to have several seasons.

Tao Tao nodded slightly, it seems that this Ruyi lady does have some skills, she should not be underestimated.

She flew down to the roof, straightened her hair and clothes, and knocked on the door: "Is anyone there?"

There seems to be the sound of the qin in the Taoist temple, and the sound of the qin is melodious. Even Tao Tao, who doesn't know how to play the qin, feels open-minded at first glance.

Unexpectedly, this Ruyi empress has such a heart.

"Is anyone there?" She knocked on the door again, a little louder.

The sound of the piano stopped immediately, Tao Tao was secretly happy, and obediently stood aside waiting for someone to open the door.

With a soft "squeak" sound, the door of the Taoist temple was indeed opened from the inside, but what came out was not Ruyi Empress or Xiaodaotong, but a unparalleled man in white.

Seeing the man's appearance, Tao Tao secretly exclaimed, thinking that she was surrounded by beautiful men like Brother Monkey and Brother Qin all day long, so her eyesight has long been different.But when he saw someone coming, his eyes still brightened.

The man's face is like jade, with gentle eyebrows and eyes, three thousand blue silks are tied on the top of his head, and only a blue jade hairpin is fastened.His figure was slender and straight, and he was dressed in a moon-white brocade robe, making him unparalleled in elegance, elegant and leisurely, like a fairy boy walking out of a painting.

After Tao Tao was surprised, she stared at the other party and asked, "Ms. Ruyi?"

She doesn't look like a woman, and it's impossible for a Taoist nun to dress up like this.Her thoughts turned, could it be the Taoist partner of Empress Ruyi?

As everyone knows, the man was also surprised when he saw her, but he quickly lost his expression and said with a smile: "I am not Miss Ruyi, but the elder brother of Mrs. Ruyi. You can call me Ruqian. I don't know where the girl came from? Can you tell me?" What is your last name?"

The man opened the door and made way for Tao Tao to enter.

After Tao Tao entered the door, he said, "It turns out to be the elder brother of Empress Ruyi. Hello, Mr. Ruqian. My name is Tao Tao. I came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land to protect my master Tang Seng to go to the West to learn scriptures."

"Come from the Tang Dynasty? The Tang Dynasty is [-] to [-] miles away from my man's country. It's really admirable that the girl can travel all the way here. Please sit down, girl, and I'll make you tea." Ruqian invited Tao Tao sat down at the stone table in the yard.

After he entered the back room to make tea, Tao Tao began to look at the scenery of the garden.

There is a Guqin beside the stone table, presumably Ruqian was playing the piano just now.With the stone table as the boundary, one side of the peach tree is covered with red fruits, and the other side is full of pink peach blossoms.Such a spectacle made even her feel refreshed.

Ruqian brewed two cups of tea and brought them out, one was placed in front of Tao Tao and the other in front of himself.

He frowned, and said softly: "This is Guanli's special peach blossom tea, you can try it, girl."

"Thank you." Tao Tao didn't intend to drink, this man's country is too strange, even if this Ruqian looks as gentle as jade, like a good person, he has to be careful in everything. "Sir Ruqian, it's like this. My master and a few senior brothers got pregnant because they ate peaches in the peach forest by mistake. But they are all monks, and they have to go to the west to seek the scriptures. Good for having a baby."

Tao Tao pointed to the glowing red fruit next to her, and said expectantly, "So I'm here to ask for a few unborn fruits back. I wonder if Mr. Ruqian can make it easier for me?"

"I see. Miss Taozi really has a kind heart. She actually came here in person to help her master and brother. So, if I don't promise to give you a few fruits, it will be unreasonable." Ruqian got up in person after speaking, and went Fruit picking.

Tao Tao couldn't help being overjoyed, and said to herself that Ruqian is really a good person, but luckily she didn't meet any Empress Ruyi, otherwise how could she be so easy to talk to?

Ruqian walked up to the peach tree, and when he reached out to pick the fruit, he suddenly took it back.Tao Tao's heart skipped a beat, isn't this person going back on his word again?

But Ruqian asked: "I don't know how many fruits Tao Zi needs?"

"Not many, just four." Tao Tao stretched out four fingers, staring at each other with burning eyes, and Ru Qian blushed because of her staring.

Ruqian nodded, and went to pick the biggest fruit on top of his head. Unexpectedly, as soon as his hand touched it, the fruit suddenly flashed golden and bounced him back.

"Brother, you can't pick it off for her!" A sharp voice resounded in the air, and the door was knocked open in a blink of an eye, and an iron-faced nun in her early twenties rushed in like a whirlwind.

Immediately, a horrific cold air came, Tao Tao couldn't help taking a step back, the oppressive force on the Taoist nun was too strong, she was the nemesis of little demons like her.

"Yu...Yimei, it's just a few peaches, if you give them, you will give them. There are still plenty of peaches in this garden." Ruqian looked unhappy, and felt very embarrassed if he didn't pick the fruit.

He glanced at Tao Tao from the corner of his eye, and sure enough, he found that the other party was showing disappointment, and there seemed to be a trace of annoyance in the depths of his eyes.

It turned out that this Taoist girl was Empress Ruyi. Tao Tao looked at her carefully, and saw that her appearance was a bit mean, and her eyes were very cold, making it difficult to deal with at first glance.

How could such a mean Empress Ruyi have such a gentle and handsome elder brother as Ruqian?

While she was looking at Ruyi, Ruyi was also looking at her, the more she looked, the more contempt and disgust in her eyes.

"Where did the little goblin come from, how dare he come to my Ruyi Temple to play wild? He even wants to steal my fairy peach, it's really presumptuous!"

As soon as she opened her mouth, Tao Tao was bluffed, and Tao Tao opened her eyes slightly. Could it be that this nun also has sharp eyes?Otherwise, why did she reveal her identity as soon as she opened her mouth?

But Tao Tao felt that he could still save it, so he cupped his hands politely, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency is Ruyi Empress? My name is Tao Tao. I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East to protect Master to go to the West to learn scriptures. I didn't steal it." What Taozi means is that she hopes that Empress Ruyi can give me a few for her convenience."

"Hmph, why should I be so convenient to you? Just because you are from the Tang Dynasty? If others want to get a fairy peach, they must slaughter cattle and sheep, offer melons and fruits, and put on red silk, and then watch it here as you wish." Kneel in front of the door for three or five hours. If I am happy, I will reward him with one. But you, even if you kneel for ten hours, I will not give you half of it!"

Ruyi raised her chin, the disdain and contempt in her eyes were about to materialize, Tao Tao really couldn't figure it out, she was both a woman, why would she have to embarrass a woman?

Being ridiculed by Ruyi like this, Tao Tao was also a little unhappy, and said with a sneer: "I heard that Ruyi hates women the most, and now I really understand it. But I'm curious why you hate women, because you are worried about being more beautiful than you, Stealing the attention of everyone in the Man'er Country?"

"You're presumptuous!" Unexpectedly, these words hit Ruyi's sore foot, and Ruyi immediately turned cold, and wanted to teach Tao Tao a lesson.

"I didn't expect it to be like this." Tao Tao couldn't believe it, staring at the furious Empress Ruyi and teased: "You are a Taoist nun, and you don't even understand that there is no need for greed and affair between men and women? Oh, I finally know why you came here After all, a vicious and ugly woman like you can't get along in other countries, and no man will look at you at all!"

Ruyi was outraged this time, Buddha dust swept away and attacked Tao Tao: "I'm going to tear your mouth open and scratch your face, I'll see how you talk nonsense and hook up with men in the future! "

"Your thoughts are really dirty. It's clear that you want to hook up with men. You enjoy the feeling of being surrounded by men the most, but you hate and hate all women because of it." Tao Tao saw that she couldn't be soft, so she planned to be tough.

As soon as the plantain fan was released, a fire dragon spewed out, blocking Ruyi's Buddha dust.

The instant increase in temperature made Ruyi's hair almost burnt, and Ruqian took several steps back in horror, wanting to stop Naihe was just a mortal, and he couldn't do anything at all.

Ruyi was shocked, she thought she was just an ordinary little girl, but she didn't expect to have such means, for a while, she didn't dare to underestimate her.

"Presumptuous! You intruded into my Ruyi temple, you waited for an opportunity to steal my fairy peach, and you dared to do something to me!" Ruyi's face was dark, but this time she didn't rush forward again.

She didn't move, and Tao Tao naturally wouldn't take the initiative to attack, but her tone was not as kind as before: "It's really the villain who complained first, and you were the first to attack me. Again, I didn't steal your peaches, Mr. Ruqian is kind-hearted , want to pick a few for me!"

Ruqian finally had a chance to speak, so he hurried over to stand between the two of them: "Sister Yi, don't be impulsive, just say what you have to say. Miss Taozi, calm down too. My sister Yi is actually not a bad hearted person, but she is straightforward. a bit."

Ruyi put away the Buddha dust, and said unhappy: "For brother's sake, I won't bother with you about the past. But if you want Xiantao, there is no door!"

"Sister Yi, it's just a few fruits, why are you so fussy about it? Miss Taozi and her master and brothers came from afar, and it's hard to gather all the beef, goat, melon and fruits for a while, so I don't think it's necessary this time? "Ru Qian's words were already a bit serious, and his tone even carried a hint of majesty and warning.

Tao Tao looked at him gratefully, and felt that she had treated the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain before, and this Mr. Ruqian is indeed a good person.

Ruyi glared at Ruqian unhappily, and said after a while, "Brother, you don't know the reason. I know this Tang Monk. It was their group that prevented my nephew from becoming a great king and was captured by Guanyin Bodhisattva. This revenge, you How can I forget? I didn’t go and kill Tang Seng and his apprentices, it’s enough tolerance.”

"This..." Ru Qian was speechless all of a sudden, and could only look at Tao Tao.

Tao Tao wanted to bite off her tongue at this moment, she shouldn't have said anything about Dongtu Datang just now.She remembered that there was a real fairy Ruyi in the book who was the brother of the Bull Demon King. The Ruyi lady in front of her was probably a relative of Red Boy.

"Today, for my brother's sake, I won't punish you. Get out, and don't come here again!" Ruyi issued the order to evict guests bluntly, with a cold light in her eyes.

Tao Tao held back for a long time and finally said: "Actually, just give me a peach."

"Get out!" Ruyi yelled, wishing to throw her out.

"Half is fine." Tao Tao refused to leave, anyway, she still had to come, if she didn't get peaches for Brother Hou and the others to conceive, there was really no way to take them.

She didn't intend to be tough, not to mention whether she could beat this nun, but every time her plantain fan spewed fire, it would have a great impact.If the peach tree is accidentally burned, there is really no place to cry.

The veins on Ruyi's forehead were twitching, her teeth were rattling, and she smiled angrily, "Okay, let's see what you can offer in exchange, if it makes me happy, maybe I can reward you with one."

"That's what you said!" Tao Tao beamed with joy, rolled up her sleeves and said, "I don't know anything, but I can cook food. Just tell me what you want to eat, and I guarantee that you will be satisfied after eating."

"Heh, cooking food? Isn't it just cooking? It's so nice to say, it doesn't matter who cooks the rice? The kitchen is at the back, you can figure it out, if you can't satisfy me after half an hour, look at me How to deal with you."