Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Tao Tao was crushed under the red-haired Monkey King. If it wasn't for the red-haired Monkey King's arm to block her, Tao Tao might have hit her head on the ground.Although her body was still hurting from the fall, her attention was all on her lips.

Her eyes were wide open, she stared blankly at the enlarged handsome face in front of her, and forgot to breathe for a moment.

"Stinky monkey, what are you doing?! Let go of my sister!" A cry of surprise rang out in his ear, and Zhu Bajie's voice was much sharper than usual.

He grabbed the red-haired Monkey King's arm to pull him up, but he didn't.

"Second Senior Brother, wait a minute." Sha Wujing stopped the berserk Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie was so angry that his eyes were red, how could he listen to him?Turning around, he just pushed over with a palm.

Fortunately, Sha Wujing reacted quickly and raised his hand to grab his arm, so he didn't get hit.

"Second Senior Brother, calm down, look at Senior Senior Brother's hair, it has changed!" Sha Wujing had to raise his voice, this sound not only awakened Zhu Bajie, but also surprised Tao Tao, Tang Seng and others.

Tian Xie took a step closer curiously, only the yellow-haired Monkey King looked indifferent, not knowing what he was thinking.

The red-haired Monkey King's hair was indeed turning yellow at a speed visible to the naked eye. As soon as Sha Wujing finished speaking, his hair completed the change and completely changed into what it was before.

The murderous aura on his body also completely disappeared, and his eyes gradually cleared up. Although they were still arrogant, they were no longer cold and bloodthirsty.

Tao Tao felt the warmth of his lips, and her cheeks gradually turned into peaches.No matter how thick-skinned she is, she can't handle being surrounded by so many people.

Pushing Monkey King away, he rolled over and stood up, but Monkey King seemed to be still a little unconscious, shaking his head and frowning.

"Stinky monkey, what are you pretending to be? Don't think that you can pretend nothing happened if you bully my sister! See if I don't kill you!" Zhu Bajie pulled Tao Tao behind him to protect him, really ready Hands on Sun Wukong.

"Bajie get out of the way and let the old grandson deal with this monster. This monster is really hateful, not only pretending to be an old grandson, but also daring to bully Taozi in front of everyone, he must be beaten to death!" Yellow-haired Monkey King, no, Monkey King No. [-] finally waited for the opportunity, and wanted to take the opportunity to kill Monkey King No. [-].

Monkey King No. [-] suddenly stood up, drew out the golden cudgel, and said coldly: "How long will you pretend to be me, you monster? Look at the stick!"

Saying that, the two Monkey Kings fought again, and soon they hit mid-air, inseparable.

This time everyone was even more confused. The two Monkey Kings are now exactly the same, and they can't even be distinguished by their hair and breath.Tao Tao yelled inwardly, "Oops, although the real monkey brother is back, but this time everyone can't tell the difference."

Tian Xie rubbed her chin with a meaningful expression on her face. She suddenly poked Tao Tao's arm and asked in a low voice, "You should be able to tell which one is red and which one is yellow, right?"

"I, how do I know?" Tao Tao glanced at the sky, and the two Monkey Kings had already turned into two afterimages.

"Didn't you kiss Hong Mao just now?" Tian Xie raised a malicious smile: "What's that like?"

Tao Tao's face turned red again, and she said angrily, "Why are you so dishonest, you monster?"

"Hmph, what kind of monster are you serious about? You've become a holy monk like your master." Tian Xie rolled his eyes in disdain, then looked at Tao Tao and joked: "It seems that the red-haired Monkey King really likes you, and only you can let him He returned to normal quickly."

"No, don't talk nonsense." Tao Tao retorted in a low voice, and couldn't stop beating her heart. Could it be that what Xie Zijing said was true, she is Brother Hou's good medicine?

Suddenly a little excited, but also feel very dangerous.If brother monkey becomes red again next time, she won't have the guts to kiss him.

"Don't you like Sun Wukong? Why are you still in the mood to tease me? I thought you would sting me to death." But his face was indifferent and serious.

Tian Xie said with emotion: "I don't think the red-haired one is my Monkey King, maybe the yellow-haired one is. But now the problem is that both of them have become yellow-haired, and I can't tell the difference."

"Then the one you like must not be called Monkey King, because there is only one Monkey King in this world." Seeing that she had thought it through clearly, Tao Tao breathed a sigh of relief.

"But ever since I met him, he said that his name is Sun Wukong, and he lives in the Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave. Could it be that there is a second Huaguoshan in this world?" She sat down and chatted.

Tao Tao asked, "Where is the Huaguo Mountain you mentioned? My brother Monkey is in the Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou. He jumped out of a rock."

Tian Xie frowned slightly, and said: "The Huaguo Mountain I mentioned is also in Dongsheng Shenzhou, but I don't know if it's not from the Aolai Kingdom. He said it also jumped out of a rock."

"You see, there is a problem here. Your Sun Wukong must be fake." Tao Tao came to a conclusion, stretched out a finger and shook it, and analyzed: "Did you hear that there is a monkey called Liu in this world?" Ear macaque?"

"I've never heard of it, I've only heard of macaques. Tell me, what is this six-eared macaque?" Tian Xie was still very smart, and he immediately knew why Tao Tao said this.

Tao Tao explained: "I heard that this six-eared macaque can know things thousands of miles away, and he can hear others talking. It is the so-called good at listening, able to understand, knowing before and after, and everything is clear. It must be the year when Brother Monkey was born. From now on, he felt envious and wanted to follow suit, telling everyone that he was Monkey King and living in the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain. But I believe that he definitely can’t know everything about Brother Monkey.”

Tian Xie nodded clearly: "I think what you said is very reasonable. Then how do you think to distinguish the two of them?"

"It's a bit difficult, and even if they are distinguished, they will fight and mix again. It's not a solution if this continues." Tao Tao rubbed her chin and pondered.

In mid-air, the two Monkey Kings had already made a real move, changing their bodies, and they even changed into the costumes they used to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

I saw the two Monkey Kings wearing purple gold crowns with phoenix wings on their heads, wearing golden armor with locks, walking on cloud shoes with lotus root silk, and holding Ruyi golden cudgels!

Like a pair of twins, or a person and his own shadow, even the moves are exactly the same.It's so consistent that it's really hard to tell.

"It's so handsome! It's exactly the same as back then!" Tian Xie suddenly turned into a fan girl, stars were about to appear in her eyes, she held her hands on her chest with an intoxicated expression on her face.

"I figured it out!" Tao Tao's head lighted up, and she grabbed Tian Xie's arm and said, "When the time comes to distinguish the real from the fake, you'll sting the fake, so they won't be able to fight."

Tian Xie refused straight away: "That's not okay, the fake one might be the one I like, how can I hurt him? If you want to sting, you can sting the real one, so you can tell the difference."

"That's absolutely not!" Tao Tao also refused, and moved her with affection and reason: "Didn't you recognize that fake monkey even if you didn't see it? You should sting him for revenge. Sting him, and take advantage of it If he is powerless to resist, he can be taken to a small black room to teach him a good lesson."

She raised her eyebrows and suggested meaningfully: "When the time comes, why don't you just do what you want to him?"

"What you said makes sense..." Tian Xie really thought about this method seriously, the more he thought about it, the more comfortable he was, and the more he thought about it, the more he blushed.

With a final pat on the thigh, he said, "Okay! That's the decision! You come and find a way to distinguish them!"

Tao Tao was overjoyed, as long as she distinguished them, she could solve two big troubles in one go, which is really great.

"Brother Monkey, stop fighting, I have a way to distinguish the two of you!" Tao Tao shouted from below, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Zhu Bajie ran over and asked curiously: "Little sister, what can you do? Tell brother first."

"It can't be said, this method won't work if it is said." Tao Tao smiled mysteriously, which made Zhu Bajie very dissatisfied.

Tang Seng also asked: "Taozi, do you really have a way to distinguish between the two?"

"There is one way, we can talk about it when they come down." Tao Tao was full of confidence.Since the six-eared macaque is good at listening, let's use his ability to distinguish. Monkey's ears are not so sensitive.

When the two Monkey Kings heard her shout, they all stopped and flew towards her.The phoenix-winged and purple-gold crowns on the heads of both of them had two phoenix feathers, and when they flicked them, they almost drew Tao Tao's face, so they quickly put away all the attires.

Monkey King No. [-] asked: "Taozi, you said you have a way to distinguish which of us is real and who is fake, tell me quickly, what is the method?"

Monkey King No. [-] said proudly: "I must be real if you distinguish it, and you monster is fake."

Monkey King No. [-] sneered: "I am the real one, and you are the fake one!"

Seeing that the two were quarreling again, Tao Tao hurriedly ran to the middle to separate them: "You two monkey brothers, I do have a solution, but this solution has to be shared with the two of you, who will come first?"

"I'll go first!" Sun Wukong No. [-] was very active, pulling Tao Tao's arm and asked, "Quickly tell me, what is the solution?"

"There are a lot of people here, we have to go to a place a little further away, brother, you give me a break, absolutely don't allow anyone to come near." Tao Tao ordered, and led Monkey King No. [-] to Zeng Tianxie's secret room.

The secret room was several hundred meters away, and Tao Tao didn't know which one she was dragging, but with such a long distance, Brother Zhenhou couldn't hear their whispers.

When he arrived at the secret room, Zhu Bajie stood guard outside the door. Although he was very curious, he still abided by his duty and did not eavesdrop.

"Taozi, what exactly do you want to tell me?" Sun Wukong No. [-] was already a little impatient, why should he be so mysterious?

Tao Tao whispered in the lowest voice: "Brother Monkey, I actually lied to them. I know you are the real one, so I brought you here to whisper."

"What whisper?" Sun Wukong No. [-] couldn't help lowering his voice.

Tao Tao twitched, "I suspect my brother has someone he likes."

"Oh? Who is it?" Sun Wukong looked surprised, as if he was very interested.

"I can't tell you so much now. My brother is waiting outside. It would be bad if he overhears." Tao Tao smiled mysteriously, and Monkey King's smile was even more mysterious, and there was a hint of weirdness in the mystery.

After whispering, she sent this Monkey King back and brought the other one over.

Monkey King No. [-] was not in a good mood. As soon as he entered the door, he said, "Tao Zi, what did you say to that monster? Why did you come in for so long? Did he bully you?"

"No, no. Brother Monkey, I just whispered a few words to him." Tao Tao deliberately emphasized the word "whisper", and Monkey King was really hooked.

"What do you want to whisper to him? He's a monster. Tell me."

Tao Tao scratched her head, pretending to be very embarrassed, Sun Wukong No. [-] urged her again and again, before she coyly said: "It's okay to tell you, but you can't say it out."

"I will never say it."

"Well, I just discovered a secret: Wujing seems to have someone he likes." Tao Tao didn't blush when she accused someone, and if Sha Wujing heard about it, she would probably spit blood.

Monkey King No. [-] couldn't help laughing and said: "Impossible, it's absolutely impossible. How could that boring gourd Wujing have someone he likes? And who can he like, this Xiliang country is full of men."

"A woman's sixth sense is the most accurate. Don't laugh, Brother Hou. What I said is absolutely true. You must never say it, you know?" Tao Tao said with her hands on her hips.

"Okay, never say anything." Sun Wukong No. [-] suppressed his smile, and was taken back by Tao Tao.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were on her, Tao Tao didn't hold back anymore, and happily announced: "My test has been completed, and as long as the two monkey brothers answer one of my questions, I will know who is real and who is fake gone."

"So amazing? What did you do, little girl?" Zhu Bajie couldn't believe it. Didn't he just take the two of them in and have a few whispers?

"Brother, don't interrupt." Tao Tao glared at him, Zhu Bajie immediately fell silent, Tao Tao then asked Monkey King No. [-]: "As long as you can tell what I whispered to another monkey brother just now, I will know who you are Not true anymore."

There was a gleam of light in Sun Wukong No. [-]'s eyes, but he said on his mouth: "Didn't you deliberately tease me, Taozi? How could I hear what you said to him after being so far away?"

Tao Tao's eyes lit up, this monkey brother must be real!

She happily asked Monkey King No. [-] again: "Brother Monkey, what do you think I told him just now? If you can't tell it, it must be false."

Monkey King No. [-] said unconvinced: "Old Sun's ears are not good enough for his nose, how can he hear? Taozi, you can't call me a fake just because of this."

Tao Tao: "..."

No, six-eared macaques can hear people's voices thousands of miles away, and it's only a few hundred meters away, so there's no reason why they can't hear them.

She scratched her head and couldn't figure out where the problem was. She hadn't revealed this idea in advance, and it was impossible for the two monkey brothers to guess it.

Tian Xie asked a little confused: "Is this the idea you said? It doesn't seem to have any effect."

Tao Tao was slapped in the face on the spot, she couldn't help but blushed, she was really embarrassed, and she argued: "Maybe there is something wrong with it, I think it is necessary to try again."

"They already know about your routine, how can you try it?" Tian Xie exposed it mercilessly, making Tao Tao even more embarrassed.

Zhu Bajie couldn't see that someone was bullying his sister, so he shouted: "You monster, if you have a way, just say it, why are you messing around here if you can't do it?"

Sha Wujing said: "I think it's better to ask questions. Those who can answer are monkey brothers, and those who can't answer are monsters. I'll ask first."

The two Monkey Kings had no objections, and Tang Seng and others had no better way, so they waited for Sha Wujing to ask questions.

Sha Wujing's gloomy face showed a malicious smile, pointing to Monkey King No. [-] and asked: "You said, what is the first delicacy that Taozi cooked for you? Where did you make it?"

Sun Wukong No. [-] stared into his eyes and replied: "Of course it was in Wuzhi Mountain. At that time, Lao Sun had just been rescued by his master and went to find Taozi to settle accounts. She roasted pheasants and hares for Lao Sun to eat, and asked Lao Sun to take her Let's go together."

Tao Tao, Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng nodded sharply, but Sha Wujing didn't respond, and pointed to Monkey King No. [-] and asked, "When did you go to Heaven with Taozi? How much medicine did Taozi ask Laojun?"

Seeing Tian Xie's eyes shining, he grabbed Tao Tao's arm and said, "You actually begged for an elixir from Taishang Laojun? What kind of elixir is it? Can you give me one too?"

"I'll talk about that later." Tao Tao made a silent gesture and said in a low voice.Tian Xie nodded, but couldn't hide the excitement in his eyes.

Monkey King No. [-] opened his mouth and replied: "It is to save the prince of the Wuji Kingdom. Taozi asked Laojun for one pill of Nine Turns Resurrection Pill, ten pills of Yangyan Pill, ten pills of Vajra Pill, and a big flat peach."

"Zi Liu..." Tian Xie next to him sucked in a mouthful of saliva, these are all good things!

I heard Sun Wukong No. [-] say again: "But the flat peaches were divided and eaten by us, the Nine Turns Resurrection Pill was eaten by the prince, the King Kong Pills were eaten up by the peaches as candies, and even the Nourishing Pill was only one or two pills left. gone."

Tao Tao, Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng nodded sharply again, Sha Wujing remained expressionless, but was obviously speechless.

Everyone is gone, what these two people said is right, are they both true?

"I also ask a question." Tao Tao remembered another private matter, which only she and Brother Hou knew about.

The two Monkey Kings motioned for her to ask, and Tao Tao twisted her fingers shyly, and asked in a low voice, "Where was Brother Monkey's first kiss, and who was it with?"

Unexpectedly, the two Monkey Kings blushed at the same time, and said in unison: "It's in Wuzhuang Temple, to save you."

Tao Tao didn't know whether to cry or laugh, she wanted to raise a white flag to beg for mercy.It's a long life, brother fake monkey even knows this!

"Smelly monkey, are you still proud?" Zhu Bajie raised his eyebrows again, but the two Monkey Kings didn't know which one to deal with.

Tao Tao was helpless, finally let out a breath, and said in despair: "I can't tell the difference, I think you two should go to the Tathagata Buddha."

The two Monkey Kings said they were going to leave, but a weak voice came from the side. Little White Dragon squeezed into the crowd and whispered, "Don't you think it's safer for the two senior brothers to accompany us to learn scriptures?"