Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Sun Wukong No. [-] and Tao Tao looked at each other, and frowned together, this old black cow will not return sooner or later, why did he come back at this time?But it ruined their good deeds!

Over there, Princess Iron Fan has already opened the stone gate, and there is indeed a Bull Demon King standing outside the gate.

Seeing Princess Iron Fan, the old Hei Niu immediately opened his arms and smiled and said, "Madam, I'm back, do you miss me? Hurry up, give me a hug for my husband."

Princess Iron Fan took a step back, looked at the Bull Demon King in front of her, and always felt that this guy was weird.

"You are the old black cow? Who is that in there?" Princess Iron Fan was confused, looked at the one in front of her, and then at the one transformed by Monkey King No. [-], and gradually frowned.

"Huh? Someone dares to pretend to be me? Madame, who is it? Who is pretending to be your husband?" The Bull Demon King immediately looked serious, and strode in.

Sun Wukong No. [-] took Tao Tao a few steps forward, and said angrily, "I'm here, Lao Niu, but someone dared to pretend to be and even sent it to my door. Hmph, I really don't want my life. Ma'am, close the door." , See if I don't kill this fake!"

"You are the counterfeit! Where did you come from, the monster? Not only pretending to be the old cow, but also bringing the little monster to pretend to be the red boy. Madam, don't listen to his nonsense, I am the real one!" The bull devil was also angry. In the ear of Princess Iron Fan, he urged: "Ma'am, think about it, our child is with Guanyin Bodhisattva. How can we come back without instructions from Bodhisattva? Someone must be impersonating him."

Princess Iron Fan hesitated and said, "But my son said that it was Old Hei Niu who knelt in front of the Bodhisattva for three days and three nights before the Bodhisattva agreed to him coming back to see me."

The Bull Demon King grieved and said: "Madam, Madam, why do you believe such clumsy lies? Can any monster go to the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea? Let alone kneeling for three days and three days for breaking the Buddhist rules. Ye, even kneeling for three years won’t do.”

"Why can't it work? Where did you come from, a monster? How dare you pretend to be my father." Tao Tao put her hands on her hips and said softly, "Bodhisattvas are always merciful, how could it be possible for people to kneel for three years? You monster is talking nonsense!"

She hugged Princess Iron Fan's arm again, and cried out aggrievedly: "Mother, don't you even doubt the baby? Wuwuwu... The baby came back to see you after a long time, but you suspect that the baby is fake... Wu Woooo...the baby will never come back again...my mother doesn't love me at all, she doesn't love me at all..."

"My son, why would mother doubt you? You know how much mother loves you." Princess Iron Fan's heart softened immediately, and she hugged Tao Tao in her arms for a while to comfort her.

Monkey King No. [-] took the opportunity to say: "Ma'am, I think this monster is here to sow discord on purpose, maybe it was Monkey King who changed it, don't fall for his tricks!"

"You are the one who was transformed by Monkey King!" Unexpectedly, the Bull Demon King suddenly dodged his eyes, and his confidence was not so strong.

Monkey King No. [-] and Tao Tao were secretly surprised, wondering if this was really changed by another Monkey King, right?That's a friendly army, so it can't be hurt.

Princess Iron Fan comforts Red Boy, but her attitude towards the Bull Demon King changes suddenly.

"If you can tell the birthday of the red boy, I will believe that you are real. If you can't tell, I won't fan you to the sky!"

The Bull Demon King's face suddenly became bitter, and begged for mercy: "Madam, you know that my memory has always been bad, why bother me with this? You can't just say that I am not an old black cow because of this, but that monster is, right? Monsters are always cunning and deceitful, madam, you really have to trust me."

"If you can't tell, it must be a fake! Although Old Hei Niu likes to mess around outside, he remembers my son's birthday very carefully, and will take the initiative to celebrate my son's birthday every year. Hmph, you monster is here When I pretended to be an old black cow, I didn't even ask about this point, and I would reveal my secrets if I asked! Monster, watch!"

Princess Iron Fan spat out the plantain fan from her mouth and silently recited a seven-character mantra, and the fan suddenly became bigger and longer.

Tao Tao and Sun Wukong No. [-]'s eyes lit up, this is the thing, they must get it!

"Ma'am, madam, calm down! It's not fair for you to do this at all. Why do you only ask my red boy's birthday, and you also ask the two behind you. If they can tell, I will accept the punishment, Lao Niu. If they say no If it comes out, it must be a fake!" The Bull Demon King did not forget to pull Tao Tao and Monkey King No. [-] into the water at this time, but they were very angry.

Princess Iron Fan thought it made sense when she heard it, and turned her head to look at Monkey King No. [-] and asked, "Old Hei Niu, come and tell him, when is my son's birthday?"

Sun Wukong No. [-] lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Ma'am, how did you fall for him? If I tell him my birthday now and let him listen, wouldn't it be more like him pretending to be me in the future?"

"You can just tell me." Princess Iron Fan urged displeasedly: "Say it quickly, or I will fan you out with him!"

"Ma'am, why do you..."

"Say!"

Monkey King No. [-] was helpless, and Tao Tao was also a little anxious. They really didn't know when Honghai'er's birthday was.

At this moment, a girl ran over in a panic, focused on Sun Wukong No. [-] and Bull Demon King, and stammered, "Ma'am, two grandpas, another grandpa has come outside!"

"What?" The four were all shocked. Princess Iron Fan left the three of them behind and walked quickly to the door again. As soon as the door opened, there was another Bull Demon King standing outside. Let's call him Bull Demon King No. [-].

Bull Demon King No. [-]'s complexion was dark, and when he saw Princess Iron Fan, he said angrily: "Ma'am, I heard that Monkey King came to the door, but is it true? The old cow rushed back immediately after hearing this, Ma'am, are you injured? "

Princess Iron Fan stared at him calmly, and said coldly, "Come in and see for yourself."

There are already two Bull Demon Kings, and she doesn't care about having one more. Out of the three, at least two are fake, maybe all three are fake!

She clutched the plantain fan tightly, she had already made up her mind.

Bull Demon King No. [-] was a little puzzled, but he walked in quickly. When he saw Monkey King No. [-] and Bull Demon King No. [-], he was suddenly taken aback.

"Ma'am, what's going on here? Why are there two old cows in the room?" Bull Demon King No. [-] almost scolded, thinking that this bitch is stealing a man behind his back, right?And deliberately made the man look like him?

"Are you asking me? I still want to ask you? Which monster did you become? Hmph, there must be two Monkey Kings among the three of you, right?" Princess Iron Fan sneered, holding up her fan, "I thought you could use this method Can you cheat my old lady's fan? You really can't control yourself!"

Monkey King No. [-] called Qu: "Ma'am, I am real, I am real!"

No. [-] Bull Demon King said louder: "I am the real one! Ma'am, those two must be fake!"

Bull Demon King No. [-] was furious: "Ma'am, I am the real one, you won't even admit that I am an old cow?"

The three bull demon kings tried their best to defend themselves, and even Tao Tao was about to collapse after such a commotion.

Isn't it just to cheat a fan?How could the fate be so ill-fated, one Bull Demon King came to make trouble, yet another one came.Two monkey brothers are enough to make a mess, but three bull devil kings will not let people live.

Princess Iron Fan was furious when she heard this: "Go outside and come in after you've had enough quarrels! It's best for you to decide the winner, the one who wins is the real one!"

"Hmph, let's go!" The three bull demon kings refused to admit defeat, and they really came to the outside of the cave one after another, ready to have a showdown.

The three of them mixed together, and Tao Tao couldn't tell which one was Brother Hou, so she couldn't help but stand aside and observe hard.

Princess Iron Fan smiled viciously, and suddenly slapped the four of them with a fan, cursing: "Go away, I don't want any of you!"

"Mother, I'm real!" Tao Tao screamed, causing the surrounding leaves to rattle.

"Oh, my son..." The iron fan princess was dumbfounded, why did she even slap the red boy away?Even if it might be fake, it's good to take another look at the appearance.

This is the second time Tao Tao and Monkey King No. [-] have been slapped away by the plantain fan, and they both have experience.Sun Wukong No. [-] grabbed Tao Tao's arm and wrapped him in his arms. Swaying in the wind, the two gradually returned to their original appearance.

This posture seems extremely ambiguous.

"Smelly monkey, it's you! Let go of my sister!" An angry voice suddenly came from the side, and the two turned their heads, only to find that it was Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie was floating around, trying to pull Monkey King No. [-], but he couldn't reach it at all, and his teeth were itching with anger.

Monkey King No. [-] laughed and said: "It turns out that you are a dead pig, so I said that the fake Wukong would not be so stupid. The fake Wukong still has the Wind-fixing Pill on it, so it won't be blown away."

Tao Tao was surprised and said, "Brother, why are you here too? Is Master all right?"

"Don't mention it, that monkey brother and Tian Xie came back happily, saying that they got the plantain fan. The old pig followed curiously to the Flame Mountain, but the monkey brother fanned it down. Not only did the fire on the mountain not go out, but it became more and more The burning got worse. I don't know what the plantain fan was made of, but when the fire got too big, it exploded, injuring both him and Tian Xie."

Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie couldn't help sighing, no matter whether it was true or not, this time he was trying to help borrow the fan, so he was considered a companion.

"The two of them were injured, so the master asked me to come over to check on the situation. I thought I could pretend to be the Bull Demon King to trick me. I didn't know that the two of you were there too."

"Okay, so it's the three of you! Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Tao Zijing, you have deceived my wife so badly!" There was an angry shout from the other side, and the three remembered that there was also a Bull Demon King.

Looking at it this way, Bull Demon King No. [-] turned out to be real.

"Old Hei Niu, long time no see. Why are you still so blind that I didn't even recognize the old grandson? I said you should hurry back and persuade your wife to lend the plantain fan to the old grandson as soon as possible, otherwise you will not be able to pass the Flame Mountain." , the old grandson will bother her for a day." Sun Wukong No. [-] also took the initiative to lobby the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King said angrily: "You, a dead monkey, not to mention killing my child, but also bullying my Shan wife, you are really shameless! If the old cow lends you the fan like this, how will you behave in the demon world in the future? And this peach spirit, How dare you pretend to be my child!"

The four of them were floating in the air, not forgetting to speak harsh words to each other.The Bull Demon King wanted to beat all three of them to death, but he couldn't control his figure at all, so he could only wait until he stopped.

Sun Wukong No. [-] was not happy about this, and argued: "You old black cow is too unreasonable. Your son eats and sleeps well with the Bodhisattva. He grows white and fat, not better than being a king in the mountains? And if he succeeds in cultivation in the future Zhengguo, you can live the same life as the world, but you old black cow is much more powerful! I think you should convert as soon as possible, maybe you can practice with your son."

"Stop talking nonsense!" The Bull Demon King suddenly took out his weapon and found that the wind had weakened and he was able to control his body. He immediately attacked Monkey King No. [-].

"Taozi be careful." Sun Wukong No. [-] loosened Tao Tao from Zhu Bajie's hand, and immediately took out the golden cudgel, successfully blocking the Bull Demon King.

The two quickly went through more than a dozen moves, and they were evenly matched.Although Sun Wukong ate a lot of flat peaches and elixir, he was abandoned at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years; the Bull Demon King has been practicing, so he has not been thrown away for hundreds of years.

Two brothers come and go, no one can defeat the other, but the more they fight, the more courageous they become.

Zhu Bajie dragged Tao Tao's arm and was still floating backwards when he suddenly saw a big tree in front of him. Zhu Bajie raised the nine-toothed nail rake and just caught a thick branch, successfully stabilizing his figure.

"Stay here, Taozi, I'll help Brother Monkey." Zhu Bajie was still righteous, and rushed up holding the nine-toothed rake.

One-on-two, the Bull Demon King quickly fell into a disadvantage, and cursed again.

"Sun Wukong, I treat you as a brother out of good intentions. Why do you keep hurting me? You stinky monkey is not only disrespectful, but also very shameless. If you kill me today, you will be inhumane!"

Sun Wukong No. [-] was furious when he heard that, this old black bull is insidious and shameless, he is about to lose, so he used such words to provoke him.If he continued to fight, he might be crowned with more ridiculous titles.

"Okay, Lao Sun will let you go today. Old Hei Niu, I will definitely get the plantain fan. If you are sensible, go back and persuade your wife, otherwise you will not show mercy when Lao Sun fights back again! "

The Bull Demon King glared at him bitterly, put away the magic weapon and ran away.

Monkey King No. [-] smiled slyly, and waved to Tao Tao: "Quick, let's catch up!"

"What do you mean, stinky monkey?" Zhu Bajie didn't understand, so he was about to win, but stinky monkey stopped suddenly. "We should simply capture the Bull Demon King and bring him to the door to exchange."

The three of them chased after the bull devil's escape route, Sun Wukong said with a smile: "What do you know? Do you think the old black bull is so easy to catch? He has 72 changes just like the old sun, and he can turn into a bee or a bug at any time." It flew away, where can I find it?"

"Then what do you mean?" Zhu Bajie still didn't understand.

Tao Tao couldn't help explaining: "Brother, think about it. Just now, Brother Monkey asked him to go back to persuade Princess Iron Fan. Then the husband and wife will definitely discuss how to deal with the plantain fan. Let's hide in the dark and listen, so we can know their plan. .By the way, brother, you'd better go back to Huoyan Mountain and get the Wind-fixing Pill from Brother Monkey's hand. With the Wind-Fixing Pill, the plantain fan can't fan us away."

"And such a good baby? Huh, that monkey brother must be a fake, and he didn't even give it to me." Zhu Bajie parted ways with the two and headed towards the Flame Mountain.

Tao Tao and Monkey King No. [-] chased after him but found that the route was wrong. This was not the direction to Cuiyun Mountain at all. What was this old black cow planning to do?

"Could it be to go to the little lover's place?" Tao Tao thought of Princess Yumian, and a new plan suddenly came to her mind.

Sun Wukong No. [-] also remembered that Princess Iron Fan mentioned "little goblin, little slut" again and again. It turns out that this old black cow really raised a little lady outside.

The Bull Demon King did go to Princess Yumian, who lives in Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain, which is thousands of miles away from Cuiyun Mountain.Because it was closer to the place where it was blown off, the Bull Demon King came here to take a look first.

Monkey King II turned Tao Tao into a bee and himself into a mosquito.The two of them buzzed into the Moyun Cave, only to see the Bull Demon King kissing a beautiful and enchanting little elf.

Tao Tao was a little embarrassed, but fortunately, the two kissed quickly, and there was no plan for the next step.

Princess Yumian pressed the Bull Demon King on the bed and said with a coquettish smile, "Why has the King been away for so long? But that Rakshasa girl scolded you again?"

"Not really. It's just that she encountered some difficulties and something went wrong." The Bull Demon King sat up, straightened his clothes and said, "I have to go again, lest the Monkey King run in front of me and go back again." Bully my mountain wife."

"Hmph, that wife of yours is so powerful, who can bully her? Your Majesty, don't you love me anymore, why did you come and leave again? I don't care, you must stay here with me tonight!" The demon king pressed it back, and turned over and rode on the Bull Demon King.

She fumbled here and there on the Bull Demon King's body, and soon the Bull Demon King gasped for breath.

Tao Tao couldn't bear to watch the disharmonious scene in the back, and buzzed and flew out of Moyun Cave first.Monkey King hurriedly followed, and waited until he reached a secluded place before turning back into human form.

Tao Tao said: "Brother Monkey, let's cheat again, this time you will still become the Bull Demon King, and I will pretend to be Princess Yumian."

"Are you going to act as a concubine to bully the door? The iron fan princess is so fierce, maybe she will give us another fan?" Monkey King No. [-] asked.

"Of course not, it's about the love between husband and wife." Tao Tao explained, "I'll bully her first to provoke her, and then you'll deal with me and even divorce me. That way she won't doubt your identity. When the time comes If you are more gentle and considerate, you will definitely be able to deceive the fan!"

Monkey King No. [-] is a little excited, but also a little disappointed. The excited one is playing a couple with Taozi, and the disappointed one is pretending to be in love with the Rakshasa girl.

So Tao Tao turned into a jade-faced princess, and went to the Banjiao Cave with arrogance, and slammed the stone gate with a "slap".

"Open the door, open the door! You fierce woman, did you lock the old black cow inside and not let him out! The old black cow doesn't love you anymore, why are you still pestering him? Let me out quickly !"