Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"You little monk talk nonsense, who wants to use your head as a stool?" Yin Sheng Niang Niang coquettishly shouted: "Since you have such determination, you should check your majesty's pulse first. But your majesty's dragon body is precious, and rough people like you A person can only diagnose the pulse from a distance of one zhang.”

"Then it's time to diagnose the pulse by hanging silk?" Tao Tao looked at Monkey King, wondering if Monkey King had this ability.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "What kind of thread is hanging? Why is it so troublesome? Old Sun only needs to listen to it with his ears. But it needs to be extremely quiet, so all irrelevant people have to go out, including the two of you."

He looked at Empress Yinsheng and the national teacher, and the expressions of these two people changed slightly immediately.

"Then how is it possible? What if you are in a disadvantageous position to His Majesty, so what?" The Yin Sheng Empress also saw that Monkey King had an extraordinary background, and was worried that he had seen through the identities of his siblings and was talking nonsense in front of His Majesty.

"Aren't my master and juniors still in the palace? If we dare to harm His Majesty, I think you will not let them go."

The Yinsheng empress still didn't dare to take the risk, but the king said out of breath, "National teacher, my concubine, you go out first... I believe these two little masters..."

The national teacher and Empress Yinsheng had no choice but to leave first.But the two of them didn't go far, they just stood outside the door and put their ears on the door.

Sun Wukong stood there, and sure enough, he didn't hang a thread, he didn't diagnose his pulse, and he didn't speak. The king was waiting impatiently, so can we really see the problem?Little did they know, Sun Wukong had already turned into a fake and stood there, turned into a mosquito and flew onto the bed, carefully observing the king's pulse.

After about half an hour, the king couldn't help asking: "Little master...do you see something wrong?"

Sun Wukong happened to recover his real body, and replied: "I have already seen it. Your Majesty's illness can be cured, but it is difficult to cure. It is caused by too much depletion of Yang Qi, Yin Qi took advantage of the emptiness, and excessive worry."

"What the little master said is right, it's all right... A doctor said that before, but he prescribed medicine, but after taking it, there is no improvement." The king asked with a little hope: "Young master, can you really cure it?"

"It can be cured, only one dose of medicine is needed, and His Majesty will be cured." Sun Wukong was full of confidence, and ordered Tao Tao: "Taozi, take the medicine."

"Ah?" Tao Tao looked confused, what kind of medicine did she take?She leaned close to Sun Wukong's ear and whispered, "Brother Monkey, don't play tricks on me."

Sun Wukong also whispered: "Where is your Vajra Pill? Take a small amount and turn it into water and give it to him to drink. It will cure any ailments. Remember to take only a small amount. If there is too much, he will explode. But mortals."

Tao Tao scratched her head, thinking that this is okay?The Vajra Pill is something that enhances one's strength... Well, since it contains immortal energy, I will trust Brother Hou once.

Seeing a teacup on the table, she poured half a cup of hot water, then took out the Vajra Pill, and mixed it into the water with half a fingernail.This elixir melted in water, and soon disappeared without a trace.

The king was still shocked and asked: "Little master, is it true that a single dose of medicine can cure me? I don't know what medicine is needed? I will send someone to get it."

Monkey King smiled and said: "I have the medicinal materials myself, so I won't bother Your Majesty. Please wait a moment, Your Majesty, the medicine will be ready soon. If it doesn't work, I will do whatever you want."

"Little master, you are serious, you are serious." The king was overjoyed, and he found some strength in his joy, and sat up on the bed by himself.

It just so happened that Tao Tao's water was also ready, so she brought it over herself, opened the light gauze curtain a crack, and handed the cup in.

"Your Majesty just needs to drink this water."

The king was dubious, and the hand holding the water was shaking due to lack of strength.Fortunately, Tao Tao had the foresight to only pour half a cup, otherwise it would have spilled.He looked at the water carefully, it was colorless and tasteless, and after thinking for a while, he drank it.

Drinking it in his mouth is no different from ordinary water, and his heart thumps.

"I've already drank the water, how long will it take to take effect?"

"It won't take half an hour. The national teacher and the Yinsheng empress can also come in." Sun Wukong knew that they were eavesdropping outside, so he didn't say a word about the identities of the two monsters. Anyway, there are still many opportunities.

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the door of the room was pushed open. The national teacher and the silver saint empress walked in anxiously, and said with concern: "Your Majesty, how do you feel? Are these two people doing you any harm?"

The king smiled and said: "My concubine, don't worry, the little master just prescribed the medicine, and I just took it."

"Ah? Your Majesty, how can you just take the medicine? You have to let the imperial doctors verify the prescription. What if there is a problem with taking it?" Yinsheng Empress only heard Monkey King talking about prescribing the medicine outside, but she didn't hear it. What medicine was prescribed, let alone Tao Tao's actions.

Ordinary people have to go to the pharmacy to get the medicine when they are prescribed medicine, and then they have to take it after suffering.How can these two people prescribe medicine?Have you spent all this time working?

Sun Wukong mocked: "Let the imperial doctor verify it? If the imperial doctor can cure it, Your Majesty will have cured it long ago. Since it can't be cured, how can I verify the medicine prescribed by the old grandson? Yinsheng Empress is not in a hurry, and wait for half an hour. If His Majesty hasn't recovered after half an hour, it's not too late for you to say this."

Empress Yinsheng was a little annoyed, but it was not easy to have a fit.The national teacher winked at her, and she calmed down.

But it didn't take half an hour, just a mere quarter of an hour, the king's body responded!His pale and skinny cheeks gradually turned red, his skinny hands moved, and he felt a little bit of strength.

"It's working, it's working, I can feel it working." Even the speech was full of anger.

The national teacher and Empress Yinsheng were taken aback, and they both stepped forward to check the king's condition, and found that it had improved a lot.The two were annoyed, and Sun Wukong didn't know what method he used to heal him so quickly.

Hmph, if this dead old man is really healed, how can their brothers and sisters still have the right to oversee the country?Absolutely not!

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, Congratulations to Your Majesty!" The face was full of joy, and the Silver Saint Empress held the king's hand and said joyfully, "Your Majesty's pulse is beating even stronger. If this continues, he will recover completely within a few days." gone."

"It's all thanks to the two young masters." The king laughed happily, and wanted to lift the curtain and get out of bed, but was stopped by the silver saint.

Sun Wukong said: "It won't take a few days, and you will be fully recovered in the evening."

The king was overjoyed immediately: "National teacher, please hurry up and order, I will invite all the elders to a banquet tonight to express my gratitude!"

"Yes, Your Majesty." The national teacher's eyes were gloomy, and he withdrew.

After a while, Empress Yinsheng also found an excuse to leave, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, said that he was going to visit Master in Qingliang Hall, and took Tao Tao to leave.

"Brother Monkey, aren't you guarding him? What if those two people cause sabotage later?" Tao Tao didn't know why, so she asked in a low voice after leaving the palace.

"The national teacher and the Yinsheng empress are both monsters, and they deliberately made His Majesty bedridden. Now that we have cured His Majesty, do you think those two monsters are in a hurry? Old Sun guesses where they are secretly discussing plans. Let's go and listen."

Sun Wukong took her hand and quietly walked towards the place where the evil spirit was the strongest.

Tao Tao was a little surprised, she thought there was only one monster, Sai Taisui, but she didn't expect there were two more in the palace.This is a bit complicated.

The two walked more and more sideways, and there were no patrolling guards nearby, but there were two little maids walking around in a panic in front of the rockery not far away, as if they were guarding for others.

"Let's go." Sun Wukong took Tao Tao around to the back of the rockery. This rockery is as big as two houses. Standing behind the rockery, ordinary people really can't hear the sound inside.But Sun Wukong and Tao Tao both have magical powers, and once they put their ears on it, they can hear even the tiniest voice inside them clearly.

The national teacher and the Yinsheng empress are indeed in the rockery, and this is also a common place for brothers and sisters to meet. No one knows that there are stone tables and benches in the rockery.

The two brothers and sisters were sitting at the table, their expressions were gloomy, and their eyes almost burst into flames.

"Brother, I can't go on like this. If the old man really recovers tonight, where will we have a foothold? At that time, all the rights in my hand will be handed over, and I can only be a deep palace grudge." I'm a wife." The Empress Yinsheng has enjoyed the taste of power in the past three years, how can she be willing to hand it over?

If you have power, you can call the wind and rain, but if you don't have power, you can only let others slaughter you.

The national teacher said: "Little sister, don't worry, I have an idea for my brother. The so-called non-toxic and not husband, we will simply get rid of all these monks tonight, and then blame the old man! Then we will say that he killed innocent people indiscriminately. The savior will not be spared, hum, who will support him when he sees it!"

The Yinsheng Empress was overjoyed, and then worried: "But how can we kill those monks? I heard that Monkey King is not easy to deal with. I'm afraid you and I are no match for him."

"Little sister, why do you want to spoil your own prestige with other people's ambitions? I think Sun Wukong is just a person who wants to be famous. Isn't that old man going to entertain them tonight? When the time comes, we will smear poison on the chopsticks they use. Hmph, when the time comes, they will have to peel off their skins if they don’t die!”

The national teacher's eyes suddenly showed murderous intent, and he took out a small white porcelain bottle from his sleeve robe: "This medicine was obtained from King Sai Taisui three years ago, it's called Yanyangchun, just a little bit can poison a big Like, it will take effect within a quarter of an hour."

"Elder brother actually has such a good thing in his hand. If so, you can apply the medicine on it while the bowl and chopsticks are being placed." The Yinsheng Empress immediately disappeared her worries. This plan of killing two birds with one stone is really wonderful.

The national teacher nodded, and said: "It's getting late, you should go back earlier, so that Monkey King and the dead old man won't be suspicious."

"Okay, I'm leaving now." Empress Yinsheng stood up and said goodbye.

Sun Wukong and Tao Tao hurriedly left after hearing all this, instead of going to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, they went to the Hall of Coolness.

"What a vicious monster, Brother Monkey, what are we going to do tonight?" Tao Taoxin said that if she hadn't heard about the conspiracy, she would really be fooled tonight.

"Old Sun has his own way." Monkey King smiled cunningly, but did not reveal the way.

Went to Qingliang Hall, told Tang Seng and others about the king's condition, and they were going to have a banquet tonight, Tang Seng and others were very happy.

Tang Seng laughed and said: "As a teacher, what disease did you say you can cure? It turned out that you used the elixir of peaches. You monkey head is really good at deceiving people. But it is also a merit for you to help His Majesty get rid of the serious illness."

Sun Wukong whispered: "Not only must His Majesty be cured, but also let him see the true colors of the brothers and sisters. Master, the national teacher and the Yinsheng Empress are both fox demons, deliberately bewitching Your Majesty and seizing power."

"There is such a thing? You can't talk nonsense." Tang Seng was surprised. Both the national teacher and the silver saint empress are the most trusted people of His Majesty. How could they be monsters?

"When did I talk nonsense? Master, you just wait and see a good show tonight." Sun Wukong laughed confidently.

In the evening, Monkey King and Tao Tao went to the Hall of Mental Cultivation again. The king's condition was really good, and he could get out of bed and walk by himself.Everyone was amazed when they saw this, and praised Sun Wukong for his wonderful hands.

"Elder Sun, I can't thank you enough. I couldn't get better from this stubborn illness for three years, but you only used a glass of water to make me recover. That's what the Da Luo Jinxian came to the world!" The king's complexion improved a lot, and Think of Monkey King as a lifesaver.

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "It's easy to say, as long as Your Majesty changes the clearance document for my master, it will be worth it for me to save Your Majesty."

"Naturally." The king made an invitation gesture and said, "Elder Sun invites you. The banquet has already been set. Elder Sun and the other elders must come."

Tang Seng also had court ladies to invite them, and when they arrived, the banquet had already been set up.There are three tables in front of it, the king's in the middle, and the Jade Holy Empress and Silver Holy Empress on the left and right sides.

There are more than a dozen seats placed vertically on both sides. On the left is the seat of the Tang monk and his disciples, and on the right is the seat of the national teacher and other important officials.

After the king sat on the dragon chair, he ordered the dishes to be served, and as delicious dishes were served, the atmosphere became more and more heated.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty. Congratulations to Your Majesty. Your Majesty's recovery is a blessing to all people!" The National Teacher congratulated everyone, and the other ministers also echoed.

"Hahahaha... I owe my recovery to Elder Sun, and of course these elders should also thank you. Elder Sun, if you cure me, I would like to sit with you in Zhuzi Kingdom!" the king said. , the whole audience was shocked, especially the national teacher and the silver saint empress, whose complexions instantly became gloomy.

But Sun Wukong laughed and said, "If my grandson is willing to be king, he would have done it long ago. How could he come here? You should be the king yourself, I'm not interested."

"Elder Sun is the Daluo Jinxian who came to this world. It is really wronged to be a king. I can't give you anything good, but tonight's banquet, all the elders must have a good time." The king announced the opening of the banquet, and everyone finally Move your chopsticks.

Zhu Bajie's stomach was already growling with hunger, so he picked up a chopstick of green vegetables and ate them no matter what the taste was.After eating a sip and drinking a sip of wine, I am so happy.Tang Seng and Sha Wujing also ate very deliciously, and from time to time they were compared with the dishes made by Taozi.

Seeing them eating so happily, the national teacher and Empress Yinsheng couldn't help but sneer, eat, the more you eat, the faster you will die!

Tao Tao was a little hesitant, but she was even more puzzled when she saw that Monkey King was eating with chopsticks.Don't Brother Hou know there is poison on the chopsticks?Why didn't you remind everyone, and didn't use any means to eliminate it?

No matter, since Brother Hou didn't speak, it must be safe, so she also ate with peace of mind.

The national teacher also planned to have a meal, but unexpectedly, the little maid accidentally knocked off the chopsticks, and the little palace lady turned pale with fright. The national teacher didn't care about it on this occasion, but just asked her to change a new pair.

Delicacy was served one after another, and a quarter of an hour passed quickly, but the master and apprentice still ate with gusto, without any sign of poisoning.

The national teacher and the Yinsheng empress looked at each other, and they were very puzzled. Could it be that this medicine is useless to these people?

Just as she was thinking about it, Empress Yinsheng's complexion suddenly changed, she clutched her stomach and screamed: "Ouch... Ouch... My stomach hurts so much... Ouch..."

"My concubine! What's wrong with you, concubine?" The king was taken aback. Seeing that the silver saint's face was pale, he fell to the ground and screamed.

He wanted to reach out to help, but Empress Yinsheng twitched violently twice, and a trace of black blood soon overflowed from the corner of her mouth.

"Little sister, what's the matter with you, little sister?" The national teacher was also shocked, and ran over to help his sister up in three steps and two steps. Seeing the black blood on the corner of her lips, her expression changed drastically. This is clearly poisoned!

How can it be?How could the Sunny Spring he prepared for Sun Wukong and others be used on his sister?Obviously he personally soaked the poisoned chopsticks and put them on the seats of the five people!

"Brother... I, I'm in so much pain..." The Yinsheng Empress spat out another mouthful of black blood as she spoke, and she lost her breath in a blink of an eye.

The national teacher was shocked and angry, who is it? !Who killed his sister? !

"Ah... a monster!" A little maid next to her screamed suddenly, and she saw that the body of the Silver Saint Empress instantly turned into a white fox, and there was a lot of black blood on the white fox's fur.

"Ah..." This was terrible, and countless maids screamed, trembling with fright, and the scene quickly became chaotic.

The king was still very sad, but he took a breath when he saw this scene, and took a few steps back.

"Monster, it turns out that Yinsheng's younger sister is a monster..." Empress Yusheng held hands with the king tightly, and she was also quite frightened.

"How could my sister be a monster? Someone must have deliberately framed her!" The national teacher came back to his senses, stared at Monkey King and said, "It must be you bunch of stinky monks who killed my sister and turned her into a monster." Become a monster!"

Sun Wukong sneered and said: "What a joke, our master and apprentice are either in Qingliang Hall or Yangxin Hall, what chance do we have to harm your sister? But you, the national teacher, since you are the elder brother of Empress Yinsheng, I'm afraid you are also a monster! Your Majesty, you can see clearly, it is this monster brother and sister who made you bedridden for three years, and took the opportunity to seize your rights!"

"You talk nonsense!" The national teacher was anxious and angry, and found that the eyes of the people around him had changed, so he knew that he couldn't pretend anymore. "Sun Wukong, I will make you pay for your life!"

"Old Sun, let's kill you monster first." Sun Wukong reached out and took out the golden cudgel, and hit the head and face of the national teacher.